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    Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV
    Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV
    Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV
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    Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV

    By Bobbi G

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    Just in time for Christmas, Part 2, of the best "Can You Imagine?" columns about Holiday Happenings.
    In Volume IV ...read the ‘never together before’ collection of all five Christmas poems based on the classic “T’was the night before Christmas,” each taking weeks to compose. Laugh out loud as St. Bernard, Moby-Dick, or Cock-a-doodle-do stop by to deliver treats and presents.
    Going holiday shopping...don’t forget your compass, bottled water and power bars. Yes, last minute shopper, or done by June, Bobbi G offers tips on shopping with less stress and less spending. Plus, the entertaining possibility of having a really good excuse ready.
    Also, enjoy a cup of Christmas memories while imagining a child’s laughter and the joys of spending time with family. Reminded of how the holidays always make us feel, G suggest keeping one resolution on our list every year.
    This amazing collection will add humor to your holidays and beyond. Download yours today; then tell family and friends!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBobbi G
    Release dateDec 3, 2012
    ISBN9781301693276
    Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV
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    Bobbi G

    Bobbi G's been a weekly columnist since 2006. Writing humorous bits, motivational snippets or topical morsels...giving readers a peek at life from Bobbi's endless, and often zany, imagination. Bobbi is also a motivational speaker, changing lives with her witty, yet entertaining words of encouragement. And if that wasn't all, she's an author, award wining artist, cartoonist and all around Jill of all Trades. What doesn't Bobbi G do...windows!

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      Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV - Bobbi G

      Can You Imagine…?

      by Bobbi G

      The Best Collection of Holiday Happenings, Part 2

      Volume IV

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2012

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      Thank you for downloading this eBook. Please tell all your friends.

      This book may be not be reproduced, copied and/or distributed.

      After you enjoy this book, please return to Smashwords.com to discover other works by Bobbi G. Thank you for your support.

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      Table of Contents

      Proceed With Caution

      Shopping Daze

      Shopping Daze II

      The Christmas Wish

      My Christmas Mug

      A Very Canine Christmas

      A Very Feline Christmas

      A Very Fishy Christmas

      A Very Rodent Christmas

      A Very Fowl Christmas

      Previously Owned Gift Wrap

      Christmas Spirit Resolution

      Proceed With Caution

      Column #128 12-18-08

      Are you a last minute shopper? Me? I’m always last minute. Sometimes, last nano-second! But before you venture out into the mall-of-madness for last minute gifts; there are a few things you need to do first to prepare yourself.

      Following you will find a checklist that will come in handy during those frantic moments when you’ve suddenly realized you’ve forgotten someone. Don’t freak! Forgetting is a natural aging process. And let’s face it; you’re not as young as you were last year at this time. Thus, I’ve created this list to be thorough and effective. Now, let’s get started!

      1 – DON’T PANIC!: Seriously, don’t panic. The sky won’t fall if cousin Thad doesn’t get a tub of Texas Pete nacho flavored popcorn. Trust me, he will survive and his wife with thank you.

      2 – WARM UP: By this I mean light exercising such as: sit-ups, push-ups, crunches, jumping jacks, somersaults, stair climbing, kickboxing and weight lifting. Then cool down with Yoga, it will steady your nerves and clear your mind of clutter. Keep it simple and fun as this will prepare your body for the frustrated crowds, gift grabbing, cart pushing, plastic swiping and strenuous bag carrying you will face once you enter the ‘madness’ zone.

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