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    The Very Best of Paranoid Parrot
    The Very Best of Paranoid Parrot
    The Very Best of Paranoid Parrot
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    The Very Best of Paranoid Parrot

    By Steve Evans

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    "It's only funny when it's someone else paranoia"

    Meet Paranoid Parrot. Just your average Amazonian parrot trying to make his way though this constantly changing, totally confusing world of ours whilst dealing with a large dose of paranoia! If he's coughs, it's lung cancer and behind ever shower curtain is a dead body! Being paranoid may be hard for him, but it's hilarious for us!

    So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest paranoid moments you'll ever find in an eBook.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherQuikees
    Release dateNov 15, 2012
    ISBN9780987460202
    The Very Best of Paranoid Parrot
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    Steve Evans

    About the author. Runner up UK Choirboy of the Year. Earned 12 Club Scout merit badges. Broke his arm at 14. Kicked out of school at 16. Still has his appendix but had his wisdom teeth removed. Hates tomato soup. Offered a modelling contract in L.A. And still only 25. That last one is a lie.

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