Vet Bites Dog
By Vadim Chelom
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How do you give injection to a Pit Bull? Quickly. They say the best way to learn new skills is on the job. All the more so if your job is as a Veterinarian at an animal shelter and every one of your patients bites back. In this funny and honest book Dr Vadim Chelom recounts some of the more challenging moments of his career.
Vadim Chelom
Doctor Vadim Chelom is a Veterinarian, a writer and an educator. He has worked at RSPCA, an Animal Emergency Centre and a holistic Veterinary clinic. Dr Vadim was also featured in the TV show 'RSPCA Animal Rescue'.
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Vet Bites Dog - Vadim Chelom
VET BITES DOG
Dr Vadim Chelom
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2012 Vadim Chelom
Dear Reader:
All the characters in this book are fictional. Yes, you heard that right. Just because you know me, have worked with me at an Animal Shelter and have found a character in this book that looks and acts exactly like you doesn't mean hat this character is based on you. So don't go suing me for part of my royalties.
Even if you do, don't expect to get anything because as the title suggests, I am only a Veterinarian. And as everybody knows, veterinarians are the highest educated, lowest paid professionals in the Western world.
So why don't you save yourself time and money and just enjoy the book. It will be netter for both of us.
Copyright Notice:
Dear Reader,
Please don't pirate this book. If you choose to copy and distribute this book without permission in any form - digital and otherwise, then in addition to breaking countless national and international copyright laws you will also be earning bad karma. And you don't want to know what bad things that will do to you.
Don't just read the book - connect with the author:
Have a look at my website - full of useful information and regularly updated. Visit me at:
http://www.doctor-pets.com
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Chapter 1
'Where the hell is global warming when you need it!'
As I stepped out of the relative warmth of the car the icy wind hit me in the face like a wave of daggers. Whatever remnant of sleep had lingered in my mind was well and truly gone. I took a deep breath. Another working Sunday, here we come. Jumping over puddles and slipping in the mud I trotted across the desolate car park towards the dark building. Behind a tall fence dogs instantly detected my presence and responded with a cacophony of barking, wailing and whining. This cold, early morning start had me attuned to their feelings. Getting up at five on a Sunday morning and then driving through the dark empty town to clock on for a long shift at the Bird Wood Animal Shelter wasn’t exactly my cup of tea. But then again, even in the midst of animal madness the first veterinarian on duty enjoys rare moments of solitude, and for these I was eternally grateful.
I fumbled with the keys to the backdoor and stepped into a dark, echoing silence. In the distance, a chorus of fluid pumps beeped a