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    Confessions of a Grasshopper
    Confessions of a Grasshopper
    Confessions of a Grasshopper
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    Confessions of a Grasshopper

    By C.J. Lanet

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    An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherC.J. Lanet
    Release dateAug 31, 2012
    ISBN9781476009704
    Confessions of a Grasshopper
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    C.J. Lanet

    If you dare to waste one hour of time you lost the value of life. From my pen is this creed - the golden rule to prevent the mind from rusting. I have often regretted my writing, never my silence. Yet through it all - my words are not faked. Hands-on experience makes the difference. Indeed, it's impossible to be a writer without having lived. My short list of skills may offer an insight to what I say. Artist Gambler Gangster Industrialist Inventor Pilot Pirate Prizefighter Prophet Tycoon "Magic happens only when you make it happen." ________

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