Sweet Revenge
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**Short Story**True Story**
Anyone that is married, or has a significant other will appreciate this true "revenge" story. Told with humor and pitch-perfect timing, Sweet Revenge is a laugh out loud story sure to be be retold again and again over the dinner table. Great for those moments when you need a quick smile. Includes a bonus excerpt from Babies Come From Where?!? Funny Happens When Kids Explain Pregnancy and Birth!
Review:(via Amazon.com) "OMG FUNNY! This short story had me laughing out loud. Sweet Revenge is the perfect title for this story, as the author certainly gets her revenge in the end. Loved it!" ~ Steve Luytjes
Kristi Porter
Always a reader, Kristi Porter never thought much about writing until she entered a contest sponsored by the Detroit Free Press. Her nightmare vacation story - The Worst Vacation Ever - went on to be published in an anthology that was distributed worldwide. This was followed by numerous articles published in local magazines and newspapers. As her love of writing grew, she added adult fiction and short humor pieces to her repertoire.But writing isn't all Kristi does. A preschool teacher, she won the Governor's Award for her work with young children and is dedicated to the education of young children everywhere. She also enjoys bicycling, video games, photography, Facebook, and spending time with family. She lives in Michigan.Titles by Kristi Porter include:Sweet RevengeMartini's and Weed WhackersSooner or Later... You Will Get CaughtIs Somebody Bleeding? A Story About RulesStranger Danger - How to Talk to Kids About StrangersPedaling My A s s Off - A Weight Loss Story - Well, KindaPriceless Proverbs - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous SayingsPriceless Proverbs Book 2 - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous SayingsHow to Tell When You're Really Old! Funny Happens When Kids Define Old AgeBabies Come From... Where?!? Funny Happens When Kids Explain Pregnancy & Birth
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Sweet Revenge - Kristi Porter
Sweet Revenge
By Kristi Porter
Copyright 2012
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Sweet Revenge
I lay sprawled across the pavement in the middle of a parking lot at the local 7-11 store, and all I could think about was stringing my husband up by his toenails.
Someone asked if I was okay, and I opened my eyes to find a group of teens gathered around me. They looked down at me with wide eyes and raised brows. A few tried to stifle laughter. Mortified, I scrambled to my feet, climbed