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    Explain That to a Martian 2
    Explain That to a Martian 2
    Explain That to a Martian 2
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    Explain That to a Martian 2

    By Gary Weston

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    Ok for kids 15 to 99.
    I had visitors. They had come all the way from Mars for my fish finger sandwiches.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGary Weston
    Release dateFeb 18, 2012
    ISBN9781466157958
    Explain That to a Martian 2
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    Gary Weston

    Hello again.I've added Drifta's Quest 2 on this site. Unlikely to be a Drifta's Quest 3 but never say never. I am already working on a new book to fit in between other creative projects. As a mere lad of 68 I have a good few years to tell my stories so I hope people will keep enjoying them.

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      Explain That to a Martian 2 - Gary Weston

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      I have a cat. No, not really. My girlfriend has a cat; it just lets me, mortgage payer, share my place with them. Isn't that sweet of it? We'll come back to that later. The sound I just heard runs through my badly damaged brain and a strange tingling sensation permeates my body through a blood alcohol level beyond anything medical science has yet been able to register on a human still living,. The rest of me isn't feeling too flash, either.

      It's a hissing sound. Not unfamiliar, but, here in my bedroom with a girlfriend of a few weeks, making me wonder, is that her snoring?

      Nothing snores like that. Not even a pro-wrestler, after smashing his or her opponent into the canvas, smothering his or her face with his or her steroid infused crotch, and smacking them over the head with their elbows for good measure, could come close enough to expelling such noise and such unpleasant breath that I could

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