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    The Two Ply Times: OverTheHill.com's Bathroom Reader
    The Two Ply Times: OverTheHill.com's Bathroom Reader
    The Two Ply Times: OverTheHill.com's Bathroom Reader
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    The Two Ply Times: OverTheHill.com's Bathroom Reader

    By PriveCo Inc.

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    Free Humor from OverTheHill.com - The Two Ply Times is entertaining reading you can take with you to your most important meeting. Just remember, your eReader may be great in the bathroom, but you can't rip out a page from it and wipe.

    Designed to be read “on the fly” -- whenever you have a moment to spare – Two Ply Times is filled with funny, poignant and interesting items that you’ll find yourself talking about later.
    “We’re flushed with excitement,” said Tom Nardone, president of PriveCo, which owns OverTheHill.com and publishes Two Ply Times. “Some people said that e-readers were not meant for use in the bathroom, but we knew better. I mean, what are the chances you’ll drop an expensive electronic gadget into the toilet?”
    Sections in Two Ply Times, “Bathroom Reading for Old Farts,” Vol. 1, include, among others:
    •Funny Bucket Lists
    •How to Drive Computer-Savvy People Crazy
    •Things Today’s Kids Will Never Experience
    •Old TV Trivia
    •Life Regrets by Regular People
    “Why reread the toothpaste tube when you can laugh or learn something while you’re spending a few minutes in the bathroom,” Nardone said. “Two Ply Times won’t tax your brain while you’re taking care of business, but it won’t leave you feeling empty either.”
    Nardone said he recommends that people plan ahead. “Don’t wait until that panicky feeling hits. Download Two Ply Times in advance so it’s ready when you need it.”

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPriveCo Inc.
    Release dateOct 3, 2011
    ISBN9780983563945
    The Two Ply Times: OverTheHill.com's Bathroom Reader
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      The Two Ply Times - PriveCo Inc.

      Two Ply Times

      Published by Smashwords.com

      Bathroom Reading for Old Farts

      Vol. 1

      Copyright PriveCo Inc. by WC Johnson

      Also available at TwoPlyTimes.com

      Over the Hill.com Presents Two Ply Times, Vol. 1

      Table of Contents

      Six Predictions that Did Not Quite Come True

      There’s a Word for That

      Horrible Remedies

      Bucket List Items

      10 Questions/Statements Guaranteed to Drive Computer-Savvy People Crazy

      Bad Translations

      Top 10 Things Today’s Kids Will Never Experience

      Twelve Excuses for Car Accidents that Sounded Reasonable to the Drivers

      What Google Thinks You Want to Know

      Old TV Trivia

      The Good Wife’s Guide

      10 Life Regrets by Regular People

      Six Predictions that Did Not Quite Come True

      15 Hour Work Week

      John Maynard Keynes believed that automation would make our lives so easy that there really wouldn’t be that much actual work left for humans to do. That was before computers made life so complicated that now there is never enough time.

      Personal Jet Packs

      Strap it on, fire it up, and you’re on your way. They actually do exist, so where’s yours? Oh, that’s right. Like everything else, they’re too expensive, don’t work that

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