Are You a Bromide? The Sulphitic Theory Expounded and Exemplified According to the Most Recent Researches into the Psychology of Boredom, Including Many Well-Known Bromidioms Now in Use
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Title: Are You A Bromide? The Sulphitic Theory Expounded And Exemplified According To The Most Recent Researches Into The Psychology Of Boredom Including Many Well-Known Bromidioms Now In Use
Author: Gelett Burgess
Release Date: January 30, 2004 [EBook #10870]
Language: English
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ARE YOU A BROMIDE?
OR,
THE SULPHITIC THEORY
EXPOUNDED AND EXEMPLIFIED ACCORDING TO THE MOST RECENT RESEARCHES INTO THE PSYCHOLOGY OF BOREDOM
Including many well-known Bromidioms now in use
BY
GELETT BURGESS, S.B.
Author of Goops and How to Be Them,
The Burgess Nonsense Book,
Vivette,
&c., &c.
WITH DECORATIONS BY THE AUTHOR
Note: Decorations replaced with five asterisks * * * * *
1906
_NOTE
This essay is reprinted, with revisions and enlargement additions, from The Sulphitic Theory
published in The Smart Set
for April, 1906, by consent of the editors._
TO
GERTRUDE McCALL
CHATELAINE OF MAC MANOR
[Illustration]
AND DISCOVERER OF
THE SULPHITIC THEORY
ARE YOU A BROMIDE?
The terms Bromide
and Sulphite
as applied to psychological rather than chemical analysis have already become, among the illuminati, so widely adopted that these denominations now stand in considerable danger of being weakened in significance through a too careless use. The adjective bromidic
is at present adopted as a general vehicle, a common carrier for the thoughtless damnation of the Philistine. The time has come to formulate, authoritatively, the precise scope of intellect which such distinctions suggest and to define the shorthand of conversation which their use has made practicable. The rapid spread of the theory, traveling from Sulphite to Sulphite, like the spark of a pyrotechnic set-piece, till the thinking world has been over-violently illuminated, has obscured its genesis and diverted attention from the simplicity and force of its fundamental principles.[1] In this, its progress has been like that of slang, which, gaining in popularity, must inevitably decrease in aptness and definiteness.
[Footnote 1: It was in April that I first heard of the Theory from the Chatelaine. The following August, in Venice, a lady said to me: Aren't these old palaces a great deal more sulphitic in their decay than they were originally, during the Renaissance?
]
In attempting to solve the problem which for so long was the despair of philosophers I have made modest use of the word theory.
But to the Sulphite, this simple, convincing, comprehensive explanation is more; it is an opinion, even