Alphabet Juice: The Energies, Gists, and Spirits of Letters, Words, and Combinations Thereof; Their Roots, Bones, Innards, Piths, Pips, and Secret Parts, Tinctures, Tonics, and Essences; With Examples of Their Usage Foul and Savory
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Ali G: How many words does you know?
Noam Chomsky: Normally, humans, by maturity, have tens of thousands of them.
Ali G: What is some of 'em?
—Da Ali G Show
Did you know that both mammal and matter derive from baby talk? Have you noticed how wince makes you wince? Ever wonder why so many h-words have to do with breath?
Roy Blount Jr. certainly has, and after forty years of making a living using words in every medium, print or electronic, except greeting cards, he still can't get over his ABCs. In Alphabet Juice, he celebrates the electricity, the juju, the sonic and kinetic energies, of letters and their combinations. Blount does not prescribe proper English. The franchise he claims is "over the counter."
Three and a half centuries ago, Thomas Blount produced Blount's Glossographia, the first dictionary to explore derivations of English words. This Blount's Glossographia takes that pursuit to other levels, from Proto-Indo-European roots to your epiglottis. It rejects the standard linguistic notion that the connection between words and their meanings is "arbitrary." Even the word arbitrary is shown to be no more arbitrary, at its root, than go-to guy or crackerjack. From sources as venerable as the OED (in which Blount finds an inconsistency, at whisk) and as fresh as Urbandictionary.com (to which Blount has contributed the number-one definition of "alligator arm"), and especially from the author's own wide-ranging experience, Alphabet Juice derives an organic take on language that is unlike, and more fun than, any other.
Roy Blount, Jr.
Humorist, sportswriter, poet, performer, lecturer, dramatist, and author of seventeen books, Roy Blount Jr.’s writing has appeared in numerous publications, including The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, and National Geographic. His work has also been anthologized in such collections as The Best of Modern Humor and The Ultimate Baseball Book. He lives in western Massachusetts and New York City.
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Reviews for Alphabet Juice
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This author is a funny and clever word-smith. I love the way his mind works!
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Imagine someone deciding to turn a web site into a book. Imagine an incredibly intelligent author just rambling for a while. Imagine having an interest in words and language and still being incredibly annoyed. And then you'll be like me--imagining that I bothered to finish the book.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This book is scholarly and well researched by a master wordsmith and a devoted word lover, but it sometimes becomes too much in one stretch. Often quoteable.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Roy Blount , Jr. goes through the alphabet letter by letter, talking about whatever words and phrases happen to catch his attention. He delves into etymologies, comments on usage, shares snippets of writing (his own and others') that he particularly likes or dislikes, makes jokes, and talks a great deal about the sounds of words and his appreciation for the ones that sound somehow appropriate for their meanings or connotations.I was tremendously enthusiastic about this book at first. I mean, look at the subtitle: "The Energies, Gists, and Spirits of Letters, Words, and Combinations Thereof; Their Roots, Bones, Innards, Piths, Pips, and Secret Parts, Tinctures, Tonics and Essences; With Examples of Their Usage Foul and Savory." How can a language lover resist a description like that? "Wow," I was saying to myself by the time I got through the introduction, "here is someone who indeed knows how to squeeze the juice from language! I can practically taste all those wonderful words on my tongue!" But I quickly started to feel rather disappointed. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's all just a little too random. Or it's due to the fact that Blount's approach feels a bit too fanciful to me at some times and a bit too pedantic at others. Or that he often seems to me to be trying a little too hard to be clever and witty. Maybe it's just that his sense of humor and mine don't entirely line up. It's not that I didn't find any of it enjoyable. It's sometimes quite funny and sometimes genuinely informative, but it just didn't quite deliver on the concentrated linguistic delight it seemed to promise.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Three stars for content, one extra for Blount's espièglerie in writing such an idiosyncratic book. No slouch in the word dept, he brushes Chomsky aside, and argues that words in general have a more onomotopaeic quality than the linguists tend to credit them with. He has all kinds of fun chasing down etymologies and occasionally inventing them, rambling on about his favorite words. For Blount is not a theorist of words, but someone who loves words. As he himself notes, this is a sort of dictionary, not meant to be read through, but browsed. And having browsed it unto completion, I am right glad to have done it. Bless your vocabulary, your thinking, your writing, and your funny bone, and read Alphabet Juice.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book is a whole lot of fun. Now, I have to admit…I’m a grammar/word geek, so it is easy for me to fall in love with the book. But I’ve got to think anyone would enjoy it because it is more than just a book about words. It is about Roy Blount, Jr., and it is about politics, and it is about culture (particularly the south), and it is about funny. And, never forget, it is also about words – a love of and reverence for words.Organized in alphabetical order (now, why doesn’t that surprise me), Blount picks and chooses the words he wants to talk about. In some cases he only spends one line on a word. In others he spends a page or two. It all depends on what he feels like talking about at the time. Here’s just a hint of how varied the word choice is. The entry for “E” starts with “editing”, then moves on to “eerie”, “egg”, “eggcorn”, “egg jokes”, “either”, then “electricity/chewing tobacco”. (“What do these things have in common? They both involve juice…”) But let’s get back to that word thing. What completely sells it for me is when Blount digs into the words people use incorrectly, and his abhorrence of such practices. For example: the misuse of “hopefully”, a discussion of adverbial or adjectival drift (and don’t you just love the use of the word “adjectival”), what “beg the question” really means, the concept of “Moebius statements”, etc. (Surprisingly, he doesn’t even mention “etc.”, let alone its use by people too lazy to finish a thought.)Get this book. You will be entertained and actually learn something. But, honest, there won’t be too much of that learning thing.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5I really wasn't sure what this book was meant to be. Roy Blount is obviously in love with words and their sounds – but the problem is that there are so many varieties of English (not just UK English and the US derivation, but the Englishes of other nations, and dialects and accents within those nations) that any judgement on words based on their pronunciation is bound to be based towards "the way I say it". His criticisms of the common abuse of words are ones I generally agree with, but I felt this was somewhat of a ragbag of a book, without any structure or form, and the alphabetical listing was an attempt to cover that lack. There was also a lot of "me" in the book, which annoyed me – is this My Life, or a book about language, or what? I'm glad I was given this book – I wouldn't have bought it.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Great read for word nerds! It's not exactly a sequential-read sort of read - I found it hard to "just read" it. But what it IS (at least for how my brain works) is a grazing book - and a fantastic means for spring-boarding off into topics you'd never known you wanted to, or maybe never even knew about to begin with. Case in point - wasn't familiar with Oliver Goldman, but Blount's passage on Goody Two Shoes for whatever reason spawned a sudden interest in Goldman - leading me to run off and read the Vicar of Wakefield. Seriously a cool book, and well Roy Blount Jr is just a hell of a funny witty guy. Probably time for me to pick up Alphabet Juice again and carry on with grazing my way through it!
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5I'll admit it, I bought this book for the cover and the long title. The entries are hit and miss. My favorite one is the letter S. I won't spoil it.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This was a serendipitous find at the library. Something of a cross betweeen Strunk and White's Elements of Style and a work on word history, this is a most entertaining jaunt. Many jokes illustrate the finer points of instruction and lots of oddball trivia will attract word buffs. Recommended for anyone interested in the English language.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This was a serendipitous find at the library. Something of a cross betweeen Strunk and White's Elements of Style and a work on word history, this is a most entertaining jaunt. Many jokes illustrate the finer points of instruction and lots of oddball trivia will attract word buffs. Recommended for anyone interested in the English language.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5An entertaining volume that considers different aspects of words. Sometimes its the word origin, sometimes usage, othertimes it ist the sound ("sonicky") and feeling of a word. Quite a bit of rambling, and nothing consistent (other than the alphabetical order of the book). Not quite a reference volume and not quite a humor volume - but there are some great stories/examples (I love the mixed metaphor) particularly from his days with Sports Illustrated. - Good for bathroom reading - 5 minutes at a time.
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5I am inclined to like books like this and inclined to like Roy Blount, but after less than an hour of reading, I came upon two things that are just so wrong it makes me want to scream.1) He says Sir Thomas More was hanged. Hanged? He was beheaded, of course, as anyone (doesn't FSG have editors?) should know.2) In his discussion of the word "tally", he says a tallyman is someone who sells merchandise on credit. This may be true, but then he quotes the line from Day-O as sung by Harry Belafonte: Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana. In this case, "tally me banana" obviously means count how many bananas I have picked until daylight comes while working on a drink of rum - daylight is here and I want to go home!I'm sure there are scattered pleasures in this book - merely having an entry on tallywhacker is one of them - but for a work of this type, I have to have some trust that the author knows what he's talking about.Sorry, Roy.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5For those who enjoy having a little fun with their language. Blount doesn't consider simply the origin of words; there are far better books for that. He considers how the word sounds, how it feels, how it's used. This is a hodgepodge of information, jokes, quotes,and musings. It's best read a little at a time, as it can get grating if read for more than about 20 minutes.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Blount is certainly knowledgeable about the English langauge. I can say I learned a great deal from this book; unfortunately, I found his attempts at humor a bit tiresome, and I sometimes felt like he was trying to show off all of his knowledge in one book. Not comprehensive enough to be a useful reference work, and not funny enough to be a language humor book. Still, enjoyable.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Language Bathroom Reader. Fun ramblings on Language, but what we have is a publishing of the authors random notes on the subject, loosely disguised as a compendium having a rational connection.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5As a non professional "word nerd", I read rather than write, I found this book interesting even fascinating at times. It has a permanent place in my reading area to fill in odd moments between books or in occasional slow patches during books.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Entertaining and informative.
Book preview
Alphabet Juice - Roy Blount, Jr.
a · A · a
Jerry Clower once said that the football coach at Mississippi State was making progress on keeping his players in school: He’s got those boys making straight A’s! Some of their B’s are still a little crooked, but . . .
A stands for answer, across (in crossword puzzles), adultery, highest grade . . . No, I don’t mean the highest grade of adultery, but I’ll say this: In my experience, the highest grade of adultery in the movies—I don’t recommend it elsewhere—involves Diane Lane.
In Lane the a is long, open-mouthed, with a touch of consonantal y at the end. Not to say there’s a universal value in that sound, but in English people do like to holler yay, hooray, hey, okay, fuckin-A, anchors aweigh, U!S!A! (in better times), and up, up and away. In Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky,
what did someone chortle in his joy
? Callooh! Callay!
Inspired nonsense gets down into a language’s jelly.
Donkeys bray, hounds bay, boys stray.
On the other hand there’s oy vey—Yiddish for oh, woe.
But the Spanish ay-ay-ay, expressing frustration, is pronounced more or less like i-yi-yi.
Denotative upbeat long-a words include May, lei, play, gravy, pay (assuming you’re receiving), gay, way (as opposed to no way, and as in Where there’s a way, there’s a will
), and ray (of hope, of light, of sun, of Charles).
There are some unjolly ay’s: nay (begins on a negative note), stay (as it must sound to a dog), slay, flay, fray, and gray. But whaddya say, bébé? And maybe the long a’s in hate and pain, abruptly brought down by t or n, contribute to the hurt conveyed by those words. Consider the disappointment if someone hailed you with "Hey! . . . not."
common a
WIII devotes forty-nine lines of tiny type to this minimal wordlet, which has two distinct pronunciations: a clipped ay when emphasized, as in You have a nerve,
and a brief uh when not, as in Can I have a dollar?
The PIE root of a is longer than a itself: oin-o or oinos. From that root we also get one, alone, any, inch, and part of eleven, whose various constituents—how cool is this—amount to one left over after ten.
At first English had no a or an as we know them. Their purpose was served by an early form of one: an, rhyming with pain. Unstressed, this became more or less our an. Eventually the clumsiness of an before a consonant (An snake! Get an gun!
) gave birth to a.
The most inspired use, though strictly speaking incorrect, of this a is in Oliver Twist. The law,
a solicitor informs the spouse-abused Mr. Bumble, supposes that your wife acts under your direction.
If the law supposes that,
replies Bumble, the law is a ass—a idiot.
Not only funnier than an ass, an idiot,
but more convincing.
To learn how greatly the word a loomed as a factor when I wrote a story in tandem, so to speak, with a giant who claimed to have had sex with twenty thousand women, see Wilt: A Tall Tale.
common aa
If the lexicographers aren’t pulling our leg, aa is a two-syllable Hawaiian word, pronounced ah-ah, for lava with a rough surface. As opposed to pahoehoe, which is lava with a smooth surface. At first glance, aa may look smoother than pahoehoe, but sound it out: there’s a hiccup between the ah’s not unsimilar to those in Tarzan’s ah-ahhh-ahhh yodel.
common aah
After a and aa, this is the first word in AHD and RHU. A sigh of satisfaction.
Bit premature, isn’t it?
mutters aardvark, sulking in the wings.
common aardvark
Obsolete Afrikaans for earth pig.
I have long thought of this as the first word in the dictionary. Now that we know it is not, let’s get some sense of the animal.
Though plumpish, flat-snouted, and near-hairless, it is related to the golden mole and the elephant, not the pig. It is nocturnal and can’t see well, so this, according to the African Wildlife Foundation, is how an aardvark leaves its burrow: It comes to the entrance and stands there motionless for several minutes. Then it suddenly leaps out in powerful jumps. At about thirty feet out it stops, raises up on its legs, perks up its ears and turns its head in all directions. If there are no sounds, it makes a few more leaps and finally moves at a slow trot to look for food.
Okay! Let’s get jumping.
common abracadabra
I thought I had found a flaw in AHD, where it says abracadabra originally "was a magic word, the letters of which were arranged in an inverted pyramid and worn as an amulet around the neck . . . One fewer letter appeared in each line of the pyramid, until only a remained to form the vertex of the triangle." That doesn’t work, I exclaimed:
abra
cad
ab
ra
abra
cad
ab
r
a
I had leapt to a conclusion. WIII includes a visual representation of the amulet, which goes:
abracadabra
abracadabr
abracadab
abracada
abracad
abraca
abrac
abra
abr
ab
a
Am I relieved that this book didn’t turn, just now, into a flock of pigeons.
common absolutely
Is heard more and more often in conversation as truth gets more and more relative, whether we like it or not. We need a good solid thumping way of saying yes when, as Alessandra Stanley puts it in The New York Times, practically every . . . drama in prime time is a spooky mystery in which things are never as they seem and nobody can be trusted.
Cf. amen.
common Addison, Joseph
Dr. Samuel Johnson wrote that Addison never deviates from his track to snatch a grace; he seeks no ambitious ornaments, and tries no hazardous innovations.
Serious prose tends to be like that today, and good for it. Good verb there, snatch. Grace is not to be snatched. But I miss rambunctiousness, brio. Writers today may have one eye on foreign rights, unlike Walt Whitman, who prided himself on being untranslatable; I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.
common adjective
Modifies a noun or pronoun. From the Latin meaning, literally, to throw at.
Not to strew about.
Nora Ephron on Sheilah Graham’s memoir, A State of Heat: She uses adjectives like raisins, sprinkling them here and there: ‘I was cool but automatically charming to this fat, bewitched man.’
common admittedly
James Beard: I have eaten Underwood’s Deviled Ham ever since I can remember. At one time I thought it was a great treat, nowadays I think it is anything but. Admittedly, it is not made with smoked ham, but with fresh ham and flavoring, and the texture is almost a puree, with a greasy consistency.
Does he mean that he concedes it to be fresh ham with flavoring, or that Underwood does? Beginning a sentence with an adverb followed by a comma is a handy way to vary rhythm, but it often leads to ambiguity. Cf. hopefully. See arguably.
common adverb
Modifies a verb, an adjective, or another adverb. From the Latin meaning, roughly, added-on word.
Writing teachers will tell you: Rely on strong nouns and verbs, not layers and layers of adjectives and adverbs. This advice is so very thoroughly, almost invariably, sound, generally speaking, that to take exception to it, briefly, can’t hurt.
Mark Twain wrote, I am dead to adverbs. They cannot excite me.
And yet he wrote this, too: A powerful agent is the right word . . . Whenever we come upon one of these intensely right words in a book or newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.
Intensely is an adverb, and so is electrically. Connect the latter (which has a lickety-split sound) to an intensely right (and sudden-sounding) adjective—electrically prompt—and you have captured something that’s still wiggling. If on the other hand you cook up something that promptly congeals into last week’s lasagna, don’t try to perk it up with adverbs. Go for a metaphor, such as last week’s lasagna. Or better, leave it at congeals. Always eschew that stock-humorous promptly, as in He strode into the drawing room and promptly lost his breakfast.
William Faulkner: The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.
Only two adverbs in that—later and again—and they are structural.
See very.
common adverbial or adjectival drift
What is adverbial drift? Gary Herwitz, an accountant convicted of insider trading, told the Brooklyn federal court judge Nicholas Garaufis on June 8, 2006, according to the New York Post: I stand before you today because I unequivocally made the biggest mistake of my life.
What he meant was, I tell you unequivocally that I stand before you today because I made the biggest mistake of my life.
His unequivocally had got loose and attached itself to made the biggest mistake.
Unless he meant to say that he made the mistake wholeheartedly and without quibbling, which seems unlikely.
What is adjectival drift? The same accountant’s lawyer was quoted as saying, The reason Gary Herwitz broke the law is simply inexplicable.
His reason was inexplicable? Perhaps what he did was beyond explanation, although judging from the news story, there were grounds to assume (since we don’t know him personally) that what he did, his lawbreaking, was prima facie explicable: if he’d gotten away with it, he would have made $20,000 in a few days.
Perhaps the judge would have made this point, if the lawyer had expressed herself more clearly. At any rate she, the lawyer, can’t mean that Herwitz’s reason for doing what he did was inexplicable, because she professedly can’t imagine what the reason was. Her adjective, inexplicable, has lost its mooring and snagged itself on reason.
See sexism and pronouns.
common advice
A root of the vice part, according to AHD, is the Latin visum, what seems (good). Note, seems. The essential advice is If I were you, I’d listen to me.
Any given generation gives the next generation advice that the given generation should have been given by the previous generation but now it’s too late.
However, I do have this bit of advice for young writers. As Wynonie Harris sang, Keep on churning till the butter comes.
See sentence fragment.
common agenda
Why is this a pejorative term? What’s wrong with having an agenda? I wish to hell I had more of one. (Is that good English? More of one
? I think it is, but it doesn’t look printworthy.) Politicians play on the word’s sounding sort of dirty, like . . . pudenda?
It comes from the Latin plural for things to be done,
but in English it’s singular.
common aight
This lackadaisical morpheme, a staple of webchat, is an inspired folk spelling of a popular oral contraction (influenced, no doubt, by what used to be called ebonics) of all right, gutted of its l’s and r’s. A more writerly version, a’ight, would show where letters are missing, evoke the faint intervowel jump between ah and ite, and avoid the appearance of rhyming with straight. But that would be too fussy for electronic communication, particularly among the young, and in this case less meticulous is more poetic.
If all right were one word (if alright weren’t wrong), aight would be called a syncope: a word with sounds omitted from the middle, as in probably pronounced to rhyme with wobbly, or forecastle contracted to fo’c’s’le, which is the only three-apostrophe word I can think of.
You fo’c’s’le folks’ll be happy to know
The cook is now forty-six fathoms below.
That ratatouille (p’tooey!) of his’ll be
Something something something visibly.
The word syncope—three syllables, accent on the first—is from the Greek for together
and cut.
How do you think this will cut together?
people say about film footage. In medicine the word retains its original meaning: a swoon, which is caused by a brief cutback in blood pressure.
Swoon, from the Anglo-Saxon, is more expressive than syncope, but there’s something catchy about syncopation, which, in dance music or verse, puts the stress on normally unaccented beats. (But don’t pronounce it sin-co-pa-shun.) You might say that syncopatin’ (as when Bessie Smith in Cakewalkin’ Babies
sings, Here they come, look at ’em demonstratin’, / Goin’ strong, ain’t they syncopatin’
) is inherently syncopated in that the stress falls on the one and the three rather than the two or the four, but that of course depends on context. The word could be tucked away in stodgy iambic regularity:
"If no one’s regulatin’—well, we cannot all be syncopatin’ all the time."
Not so stodgy at that. On the page, there’s no accompanist laying down a regular beat for us—writer and reader—to skate back and forth across, but there are implicit rhythms and infinite variations thereupon.
The syn-central word idiosyncrasy, meaning a behavioral quirk characteristic of a particular person, is also from the Greek: idio for individual,
syn for together,
and crasy for mix.
Sounds like a party.
common ain’t
Too bad this tangy, useful verb, which was standard in the eighteenth century, has been so stigmatized since the nineteenth.
Just as y’all, as a plural of you, fills a gap in English, so does ain’t as a contraction of am not. Anyone attempting to pronounce amn’t may attract a crowd of well-wishers admiring his or her pluck, but whatever other words the speaker surrounds it with will be lost. And compare:
(a) I’m not going.
(b) I ain’t going.
Which one of the two do you think is a lot more likely to be going?
Now you may protest that ain’t is promiscuous, that it’s also used to mean (a) aren’t, (b) isn’t, (c) hasn’t, and (d) haven’t.
(a) We ain’t going.
(b) He ain’t going.
(c) He ain’t got any intention of going.
(d) You ain’t got any shot at going.
I don’t think any of them are going.
And where would American song lyrics be without ain’t?
I Haven’t Got Nobody
There is no cure for the summertime blues.
It Isn’t Me, Babe
Isn’t She Sweet?
I might not know what love is, / But I know what it isn’t.
Two Out of Three Isn’t Bad
It Isn’t Necessarily So
Amn’t Misbehavin’
common algorithm
Which ninth-century person would be proudest if he or she could come back today? My candidate is the Arab mathematician Muhammad ibn Musa. From his cognomen, al-Kwārizmī, the man of Kwarizm (now Khiva), we derive (via Latin and Old French) the word algorithm, a mathematical formula used in computer calculations, most notably in search engines. Algorithms are Google’s bread and butter.
The Arabic or decimal system of numbers, which the world uses today, used to be called algorism, also after al-Kwārizmī. And algebra comes from his book on the subject, Kitab al-Jabr wal-Mugabala, which Chambers translates as Rules of Reintegration and Reduction.
(The al-Jabr part means literally the bone-setting.
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common algolagnia/algology
Don’t confuse ’em. The first is sadomasochism, the second, the study of algae. See names, famous, whose correct pronunciation . . .
common alphabet
Nice that alpha and beta work so well together. Is it accidental that they run one and two? They’re pleasing to the lips and tongue, as are aleph beth, Ali Baba, Alabama, and alabaster cities gleam.
What if the first two Greek letters were, say, mu and omega? Now, class, let’s recite the muomeg. You will be seated according to muomegical order.
And what if our name for the rack of English letters came from the first two of them? Now, class, let’s recite the abie. Not so bad, at that. But the Old English word for the alphabet was abecede. The Middle English was abece or abse. As late as the seventeenth century, alphabet-resisters were trying to establish the term Christ’s crossrow.
Here’s to that which pleaseth lips and tongue.
common although
From the bio bit on IMDb.com about Jeffrey Wright: Although he alters aspects of his physical appearance for each role, his voice is often unrecognizable from one role to the next.
If although means regardless of the fact that; even though,
that just doesn’t parse. We’ve got to rehabilitate although—it tends to get tossed in for rhythm regardless of meaning. See conjunction