Heavenly Humor for the Cat Lover's Soul: 75 Fur-Filled Inspirational Readings
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Need a good laugh? Who doesn’t? Find mirth and spiritual refreshment in Heavenly Humor for the Cat Lover’s Soul, featuring devotional readings drawn from fellow feline fans. Seventy-five readings will make you laugh, chuckle, chortle, and snicker. And every reading points you to the heavenly Father who knows all about you—and loves you completely.
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Heavenly Humor for the Cat Lover's Soul - Compiled by Barbour Staff
HEAVENLY HUMOR
for the
Cat Lover’s
Soul
75 Fur-Filled Inspirational Readings from Fellow Feline Fans
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Contents
SECTION 1—WHEN IT RAINS CATS (AND DOGS!): GOD’S PROTECTION
Facing the Giants
Mistaken Identity
Waking Up Is So Hard to Do
Enemies at the Table
Guarded by Attack Cats
Standing Still
B. B. the Siamese
The Rescue
The Serpent Meets His Match
The Surprise
David and Goliath
SECTION 2—A CAT’S A CAT AND THAT’S THAT!: WISDOM
The Alpha Fight
Early Morning Serenade
Max and Miss Kitty
Spring Fever
The Leap
The Tale of Three Kitties
Cats’ Feet on Low Places
SECTION 3—A COOL CAT: CONTENTMENT
Tigger’s Favorite Room
Flying High
The Bright and Shiny Things
Escape?
Where’s Our Cat?
What’s Eating You?
Frantic Feline
Space Invaders
Watch-Cat on the Prowl
SECTION 4—THE CAT’S MEOW: LOVE
When. . .It’s Amore (Love)
Can a Cat Love a Dog?
A Tale about Tails
Going Where the Cat Is
A Life of Gratitude
Rescuing the Perishing Cat
Confessions of a Former Cat Hater
Why Frisky Outsang the Choir
Lullabies and Love Songs
Kringle the Christmas Kitty
All In It Together
We Have This Cat
SECTION 5—CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT: TRUSTING GOD
In the Pink
Snowball Express
Catch It!
Silhouette on the Shade
Misinterpreting the Evidence
Playmates
Biting the Hand that Feeds You
Knocking at Heaven’s Door
Crying Out Loud
SECTION 6—ENOUGH TO LAST NINE LIVES: PATIENCE
Waiting
MEOW!
Troubled Waters
SECTION 7—FAT CAT: BLESSINGS
The Bond We Share
Go with the Flow, Elmo
The Sisters’ War
Fast Food Delivery—Kitty Style
The Sad Sunday
Gimpy
Cat Play
Gracie by Fire
Rip on the Roof
SECTION 8—WHEN THE CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG: HOPE & FORGIVENESS
The Prodigal Cat Returns
Trial by Tucker
Delbert the Dryer Sheet
SECTION 9—THE CAT’S PAJAMAS: SERVING
Chocolate Chip Cookies and Cats
What the Cat Dragged In
Our Best Dog Was a Cat
The Kitty Orphan Train
Cat with a Cause
SECTION 10—THE CAT WHO SWALLOWED THE CANARY: OBEDIENCE
The Cat Who Understood English
The Face of Temptation
Rhoady the Grandcat
The Guilty-Cat Walk
A Contrite Kitty
What the Kitty Wants
Purr-severance!
The Kitty-Cat Parade
WHEN IT RAINS CATS (AND DOGS!): GOD’S PROTECTION
Protect specially, dear Lord, The little cat who is the companion of our home, Keep her safe as she goes abroad, And bring her back to comfort us.
AN OLD RUSSIAN PRAYER
Facing the Giants
ANNA M. AQUINO
Then David said to the Philistine, You come to me with a sword, a spear, and a javelin, but I come to you in the name of the LORD of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have taunted. This day the LORD will deliver you up into my hands, and I will strike you.
1 SAMUEL 17:45—46 NASB
While I was growing up, we had a cat named Lynx. He looked like a long-haired gray lynx bobcat. He had a regal way about him. Though we had three other cats and a dog, it was well known that Lynx ruled the animal kingdom
in our home.
I remember one day in particular when my aunt brought her two dogs over for a visit. Her dogs were enormous Great Danes that reminded me of miniature horses. All of our animals—including our dog—found a place to hide, but not Lynx. He stood in the middle of the living room, puffed his chest out, then planted his feet and sat down. You could imagine the thoughts going through Lynx’s head. He was declaring his authority. Every time one of the Great Danes had the audacity to walk by him, Lynx balled up his paw and swatted at the intruding beast. A little
gray cat fighting off these enormous dogs was comical. Lynx didn’t even come up to their knees, but he declared ownership of his space. Eventually the dogs avoided Lynx altogether.
This tale is a great reminder of the story of David and Goliath. I’m sure watching David and Goliath fight was very similar. I wonder if David even came up to Goliath’s knees. I’m sure the soldiers watched in both horror and amusement thinking that there was no way David could take Goliath down. But David’s size didn’t matter. All that mattered was what God said. David knew that one day he would be king, and he knew that God’s authority and power was greater than that of any giant. David was able to boldly walk out onto that field and declare that the Philistine would be defeated that day, because he knew God was on his side.
We all have walked through similar situations. The enemies in our life seem to tower over us. We can look at these situations and view them as Goliaths.
We can look at the giant and want to run. Or we can move forward in faith, knowing that God is bigger than any giant in our lives. We can be confident knowing that if God is for us, then who can be against us? Approach life’s giants with boldness, knowing that you are a child of the King of kings and Lord of lords!
Mistaken Identity
JIM COOK (AS TOLD TO MARCIA HORNOK)
Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
EPHESIANS 6:11 NKJV
When we lived in Illinois, my wife and I had two identical pure black cats. Fluffy was a gentle, good-natured house cat but liked the outdoors, too. The other cat joined our family later.
Outside our front door stood a huge elm tree, one hundred feet tall. In the spring, a couple of blue jays moved into that tree and built their nest. As soon as they had eggs to guard, they viewed our poor cat as their number one enemy. She went out the door one day and got dive-bombed. Fluffy jumped and ran for cover. The jays continued to attack whenever Fluffy came into the front yard. Soon she was afraid to go outside at all.
Around this time we acquired our second black cat, a semi-feral who lived under the house across the street. The renters there moved away and abandoned her.
I started feeding her, and she got used to me. We named her Mama Kitty. When we brought her into our home, we had twin
cats.
The first time Mama Kitty went out the front door, however, the jays must have thought it was easy-prey Fluffy. One of them zoomed down for the attack. Mama Kitty wasn’t the least bit intimidated. She stuck out her front paw as the jay zeroed in, and with one swipe, batted him away. The jays never bothered either cat again.
Watching Mama Kitty triumph over the enemy by extending one little paw made me think of the line from Martin Luther’s hymn, A Mighty Fortress Is Our God.
In his stanza about this world filled with devils, he says they should not make us fear or tremble because God’s truth will triumph. Satan’s doom is certain—One little word shall fell him.
In fact, scripture never says Christians have to flee from Satan or his demons. Satan flees from us when we resist him (see James 4:7). God tells us to arm ourselves so we can stand against the devil and his principalities. In Ephesians 6:11-14 the word stand occurs four times: stand against the wiles of the devil. . . withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore. . .
(NKJV). Because the Holy Spirit in us is greater than any of Satan’s forces in the world (see 1 John 4:4), we should not be intimidated by anything we perceive to be satanic or demonic. Even though the devil seeks to devour us, we can resist him with steadfast faith (see 1 Peter 5:8-9).
Fluffy didn’t know one little swat could fell a blue jay, so she lived in fear of them. Mama Kitty stood her ground and raised her paw. Let’s be like Mama Kitty whenever we face the enemy’s temptations and attacks.
Waking up Is So Hard to Do
DEE ASPIN
My help comes from the Lord, who made heaven and earth. . . . He who keeps you will not slumber.
PSALM 121:2-3 RSV
Tigger has a daily routine to wake his mistress, Kim, every morning when he wakes up on the pillow next to her head. First, he crawls closer to Kim’s body, stretches his whole paw out over her nose, and squeezes her nose gently, as if he were holding a Kleenex. Then if she still doesn’t wake up, he projects one claw from the same paw and gently taps it on the bridge of her nose. He keeps tapping, gradually increasing in strength—as if he were an impatient person tapping his nails on a counter—until she wakes up acknowledging him with a good morning massage.
Erika’s cat, Chena, knows morning wake-up is the most difficult time for her mistress, too. So at first she gently pads around her head, back and forth on the pillow as if she were tracing and retracing a silhouette. If the slumbering giant remains motionless, she amps up her legs and moves faster and faster from side to side, adding a raspy purr for special effect. Erika awakens from her dreams as though she had been on a night sleeper in a roaring twenties railroad compartment as the engine shakes and sputters into a