Bible Freaks and Geeks
By Ed Strauss
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Ed Strauss lives in British Columbia, Canada, with his wife and three tween-aged children. Ed is a freelance writer with a passion for Biblical apologetics and fantasy fiction. Apart from writing, Ed enjoys biking and exploring nature.
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Bible Freaks and Geeks - Ed Strauss
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Bible Freaks and Geeks
Copyright © 2007 by Edward Strauss
Illustrations © 2007 by Erwin Haya
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Strauss, Ed, 1953-
Bible freaks & geeks / by Ed Strauss.
p. cm.—(2:52)
ISBN 978-0-310-71309-8 (so cover)
1. Boys—Conduct of life—Juvenile literature. 2. Boys—Religious life—Juvenile literature. I.
Title. II. Title: Bible freaks and geeks.
BJ1641.S77 2007
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CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Page
Introduction
1. Sticking Labels on People
2. Machos, Jocks, and Goons
3. Dorks and the Seriously Uncool
4. Nerds, Geeks, and Wonks
5. Slackers and Mooches
6. Whiners, Wimps, and Wusses
7. Airheads and Dizzy Ditzes
8. Dolts and Dummies
9. Insane and Crazy
10. Jerks, Weirdos, and Creeps
About the Publisher
Share Your Thoughts
INTRODUCTION
In Bible times God’s people had a slang term for Gentiles, which meant anybody who was not a Jew. They called them dogs. This is different from the modern expression, dawg, which means a close friend. (Example: What’s up, dawg?
) Dogs back then were mean, mangy mutts gobbling gross garbage. Dogs were considered unclean, so Jews couldn’t eat them or touch their dead bodies. (Like they would want to?)
In fact, there were a whole slew of animals they considered unclean. The book of Leviticus, chapter 11, gives the lineup: camels, coneys, rabbits, pigs, sea creatures (except fish—fish were cool), eagles, vultures, ravens, owls, storks, bats, weasels, rats, geckos, great lizards, and skinks. A skink is a lizard, by the way, not a skinny skunk.
One day God showed the apostle Peter that it was time to get over calling Gentiles unclean. Peter was up on the roof praying—the roof was fiat—when he became hungry. While his meal was being prepared, he had a grossed-out vision of this large sheet being let down from heaven by its four corners. It was full of beasts, reptiles, and birds crawling all over each other. It was like a picnic gone wrong.
A voice commanded, Get up, Peter. Kill and eat!
Peter nearly gagged. Surely not, Lord! I’ve never eaten anything [gulp] impure.
The voice said, Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.
Peter didn’t grab the nearest weasel, wring its neck with his bare hands, and force its raw body parts down his throat. He clued in that this was a vision, you know, a parable. God was saying that although the Gentiles seemed like weird critters, they were okay.
Good thing Peter got the point, ’cause a few minutes later some Gentiles knocked on the gate and invited him to the home of a Roman officer named Cornelius. When Pete got to Corny’s house, he said, You are well aware that it is against our law for a Jew to associate with a Gentile or visit him. But God has shown me that I should not call any man impure or unclean
(Acts 10:9–35). Translation: You dawgs still seem weird to me, but hey, if God says you’re cool then you’re cool.
You run into a lot of different kids in school—only instead of being called geckos, dogs, vultures, and lizards, they’re called geeks, nerds, kooks, and freaks. You wouldn’t normally call someone unclean these days, but you might call him seriously uncool.
Now here’s the deal: if you hang with a certain group of kids, you’ll be tempted to dis others who aren’t part of your clique. Don’t. To paraphrase Peter: You’re well aware that a cool kid does not associate with a loser, but God has shown me that I shouldn’t call anyone a loser.
No matter what kind of weird creatures other kids are—or you think they are—God