My Weird School Daze #4: Coach Hyatt Is a Riot!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
4.5/5
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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
In this fourth book in the My Weird School Daze series, the Pee Wee Football season is here! But A.J.'s new coach is crazy. She wants the boys to do push-ups in the mud. She wants them to pick up a car. She even wants to put girls on the team! You'll never believe in a million hundred years what happens in the big game.
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The book is so cool. I like how A.J. made his mistake right again. I think that my weird school is so funny and weird. Even though I don’t like that A.J hates girls and I and I’m a girl. You should add a my weird school fast facts book.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book so interesting I wish you can more books of these
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dan Gutman speaks kidspeak in this series. A.J. and his gang are on a football team, and the coach turns out to be a female who's tough as nails. Lots of booger picking, girl hating, and other fun for boys talk. It should hit the funnybone of lots of early readers.
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My Weird School Daze #4 - Dan Gutman
1
The Thing I Love
My name is A.J. and I love school.
Going to school is just so much fun! I wish we could go to school at night. I wish we could go to school on the weekend. I wish we never had vacations.
Just kidding!
I hate school! Do you know what I would rather do than go to school? I would rather eat a dead-bug sandwich. No, I would rather eat a live-bug sandwich. That would be even worse than a dead-bug sandwich, because the bugs would still be moving around in the sandwich while I was eating it. Ugh, disgusting! But even more disgusting than eating a live-bug sandwich is going to school.
I don’t hate everything, you know. Some stuff I love. Like video games. And skate-boarding. And trick biking.
I’ll tell you the one thing that I really love more than anything in the world. And it’s not Andrea Young, this annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair.
I love Pee Wee Football.
In the fall I play football every Saturday. Football is cool because you get to push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts. And the best part is, you don’t even get punished!
At school, if you push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts, you have to go to the principal’s office. But in football you’re supposed to push and shove and yell and knock kids on their butts.
That’s why I hate school and love Pee Wee Football. If you ask me, the world would be a better place if they closed all the schools and turned them into Pee Wee Football camps.
The only problem is, my team stinks! We’re called the Moose,* and we lost every game last season. Every game!
The good news is, we’re getting a new coach this year named Coach Hyatt. I bet he’ll be a lot better than our old coach, Mr. Boozer. Mr. Boozer was a loser.
I put on my uniform and shoulder pads to get ready for our first practice. Shoulder pads are cool because they make it look like you have big muscles. Our uniform is red, and we have red helmets with a lightning bolt down the middle.
Mom drove me to practice at the high school field. We got out of the car and looked around until we found the other guys in the seventy-pound league.
Give me a good-bye hug, A.J.,
my mom said.
Mom is always trying to hug me, especially in front of other kids. Moms are weird.
"Not now,