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    Unicorn Being a Jerk
    Unicorn Being a Jerk
    Unicorn Being a Jerk
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    Unicorn Being a Jerk

    By C. W. Moss

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    Mystical, gentle, magical . . . as if. You’ve obviously neverseen a unicorn in his natural habitat—those guys are jerks. CartoonistC. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world’s most wondrouscreature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, UnicornBeing A Jerk. Take a gander at what these fantastical creaturesare really like, in comics like “Unicorn Being a Stalker,” “UnicornTrying to Peek at Breast-feeding Woman’s Nipple,” “Unicorn Denying theHolocaust,” and more. Readers of Moss’s online strip will love thesignificantly expanded book, which features what Moss describes as “a wholebunch of new illustrations,” in a collection perfect for fans of The Book ofBunny Suicides, Cyanide & Happiness, Penny Arcade and TheTruth about Chuck Norris.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateNov 8, 2011
    ISBN9780062099006
    Unicorn Being a Jerk
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    C. W. Moss

    C.W. Moss is a maker and doer who was born in Missouri and now lives in Los Angeles. He likes long walks on the beach, good music, and is a good listener. He loves having a good time. He is the author of Unicorn Being a Jerk.

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    • 4/5
      This was a rather interesting book. I like the manner in which the issues were explained..
      The picture on pg 64 for "feeding a pig bacon" is wrong. It's the same picture for "being a pedophile", on pg 66.
    • 5/5
      its a funny book. and it made me lol ☺
    • 1/5
      Funny title. But that’s all that was funny. The rest was disgusting.
    • 4/5
      Good drawings and just enough "bad" to be good.

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