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Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams, while sitting in his rose velour armchair in his parlor with a highball and a wine flavored Black and Mild, listens to the heavy patter of rain as he dictates this b...view moreZachary Adams, while sitting in his rose velour armchair in his parlor with a highball and a wine flavored Black and Mild, listens to the heavy patter of rain as he dictates this bio to two French former nurses who fret about his drinking and hypertension. Wearing his faux-velvet smokers jacket from a Hugh Hefner halloween costume, Zachary stares into his 22 inch flatscreen smart TV currently simulating a fireplace and contemplates his degree from the University of Central Florida, where he double-majored in Parapsychology and Eschatology. He enjoys eating fast-food and hates when people try to enter an elevator before the people inside have had a chance to leave.view less