I was raised by galactic sea creatures off the coast of Southern Japan, stolen by shark-men in tweed jackets and whisked away to the shores of a post-USIDENT USA. I hold an MFA in Bizarro phenomeno...view moreI was raised by galactic sea creatures off the coast of Southern Japan, stolen by shark-men in tweed jackets and whisked away to the shores of a post-USIDENT USA. I hold an MFA in Bizarro phenomenology, noise-shamanism and raunchology from an experimental sex cult college on the banks of the Ohio River. I now tend to my garden mannequins, write strange and, hopefully, life affirming fiction, love erotica and pulp, and drink as much coffee as I can. Thank you for reading my stories and books. I have a lot planned. Let's grind.view less