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    Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits
    Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits
    Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits
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    Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

    Written by Celia Rivenbark

    Narrated by Celia Rivenbark

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    No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a tall drink of sweet tea on a hundred degree day. In this latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, you'll experience:
    *The joys of Remodeling Tara
    *Harry Potter Bitch-slaps Nancy Drew
    *Britney's To Do List: Pick Okra, Cover That Thang Up
    *How Rugby-playing Lesbians Torpedoed Beach Day
    *Why French Women Suck at Competitive Eating
    *The Truth About Nature Deficit Disorder
    *The difference between cockroaches and water bugs
    *The beauty of Bedazzlers
    *And much, much more!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Audio
    Release dateAug 19, 2008
    ISBN9781427205063
    Author

    Celia Rivenbark

    Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather; and You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning. We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house “with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats.” She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.

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