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A LITTLE old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while a $20 note fell out onto the footpath.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said: “Excuse me, madam. There are $20 notes falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks

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