SUMMER CAMP

ver feel like you need a vacation from being queer? I have. Spend 25 years living in New York City’s Chelsea gayborhood, followed by another three in Fort Lauderdale, and it can sometimes seem as if your entire adult life has been but 30 seasons of (? ? ? ? ? Please select the era, demographic, and pronouns of your choice, hunty.)—and all you want to do for a holiday is escape every cliché of “the lifestyle.”