BONJOUR MONSIEUR
Mar 16, 2020
2 minutes
Darrel Bristow-Bovey
If you have to have a birthday, you should have it far away – that way you aren’t surrounded by people reminding you that you’re a year older, slapping you on the back and saying congratulations and secretly thinking, ‘I’m glad it’s him who’s nearly ancient, and not me.’
I’ve been known to sink into gloom and misanthropy on my birthdays, refusing
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