RUSSIAN REVOLUTION

n an alternate universe, Vita Sidorkina wouldn’t be stomping down the runway in a ball gown missing everything but its sleeves and some barely-there lingerie. If the 25-year-old Russian bombshell had fulfilled her childhood dream, she’d be a flight attendant in a demure uniform hiding some of the most soughtafter curves in the world of fashion. No Victoria’s Secret shoots, no cover, and no fun except for a lucky planeload of passengers. We can all say a word of thanks that in this case at least