Netflix is having a long, cruel summer

Netflix is having a no good, very bad summer, and the ambient glee is palpable.

The third season of "Stranger Things" may have arrived to such record-breaking viewership that the Braintree Police Department recommended it as an alternative to committing crime during the East Coast heat wave, but other recent news about the streaming platform seems to have come straight from the Upside Down.

First came the loss of "Friends," the streaming service's single biggest draw, along with many other popular shows, including "The Office" and all the CW titles, which soon will be migrating to the new