How To Annoy The Passengers In

A Flight

Jithin Emmanuel Michael

PGDM 10
Overhead Baggage War
•First and stake your claim
•Always bring your biggest bag.
 Sit In The Wrong Seat
•You know without a doubt which seat
you’re in.
•Imagine the confused expression on the
face of the guy who is actually supposed to
sit there.
 Make A Friend
•Feel free to interrupt his sleeping and his audio
books
•Don’t forget to ask if you can friend him on
Facebook before you disembark!
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 Confuse The Cabin Staff
•You may not have any particular dietary
requirements
•Say that you told the airline about it when
you booked
•Complain that the food is cold so that they
can start all over again.
 Dream Time
•Do a little drooling; snoring is always a
winner
•Disturbing muttering and the old favorite,
sleeping on the shoulder of the guy next to
you.
 Cue The Queue
•It’s time for nature to call
•You may not need to do number two’s, you can
still take all the time you need – hey, you paid for
this toilet as part of your plane ticket.
Put Your Kids To Work
•If you’ve got kids, you’re on a winner
•No paper? No worries!
•No-one liked Picasso at first either!
 All Good This Must Come To
An End
•Be the first to jump out of your seat
•Take out your bag first
•Switch on the phone and start a loud hone
conversation because it’s the last chance to annoy
everyone around you.
Let’s Discuss