A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich
marry me That's Direct Marketing.
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you
tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.
3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, ca...n u marry me? "That's
Brand Recognition"
4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u "That's
Customer Feedback"
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her
husband "That's Demand & Supply Gap"
6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives That's
Restriction from Entering New Market.
An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
... Some form of security for the loan.

So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked
on the street in front of the bank.

The loan officer consults the president of the bank,

Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari

Into the banks underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest
which comes to it $15.41.

Seeing this, loan officer says,

“Sir, we are very happy to have your business

And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire.

What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?”

The Indian replies

"Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".
This is a true incident and the
Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"