24. Mama Kat and Corby: Pizza and Parenting

Ep 0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd: Ep 0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd by All My Fantasy Children by All My Fantasy Children

45 min listen

2. Big Jeremy and the Goats of the Round Table: Jeff and Aaron are blessed with BeeCollage's character submission, "Big Jeremy, the ironmonger's son". Our hosts witness the fall of an empire, but live through the reign of a savior. by All My Fantasy Children

42 min listen

4. The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg: Aaron and Jeff channel dark magics to give life to @ydacretsim's prompt "A jester who thinks he's a wizard". The two soon learn that sometimes things are not meant to grow on trees. by All My Fantasy Children

42 min listen

22. Doc Scruff: Mind Over Matter: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, The Dark Magick Spiral Ham has trapped Aaron and Jeff in a prison from which there may be no return! From Twitter user, @websitedotbiz, comes "An adventurer trapped in a survivor style puzzle dungeon, their exploits being broadcast around the world" Enter Doc Scruff, the hero that will put your mind at ease. by All My Fantasy Children

43 min listen

31. Squash Cornfield: Chef des Ténèbres: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have gazed into The Dark Magickal Spiral Ham, and it gazed back... Thanks to a prompt (below) from Joe Pavelka, we meet Squash Cornfield, the Archmage Chef. Sometimes an episode is better listened to than read about. Some say the path of pleasure is the opposite way of godhood, but that path is not a single line - it is a circle, one of many. The "opposite" way also leads to the same place, and thus the path of ecstasy allows us to ascend as well. And what greater ecstasy than the perfect meal? A bouillabaisse after a wintry night at sea? A buttery and spirit-soaked desert as a prelude and foundation to lovemaking? A perfect egg sandwich to accompany the sun's rising? An apple on a rooftop overlooking the city? But of course, "perfect" is relative - there are heights to cuisine yet unscaled, culinary frontiers yet unbroken. And where might they lie? Magic is a force we see in our everyday lives by All My Fantasy Children

38 min listen

3. Jonny Orko: Satan, Thy Name is Paulie: Episode art by Shannon Dapper! @ShannonDapper on twitter! Jeff and Aaron channel dark energy to create @KeanKeeKs' prompt, "a small half-orc who just graduated orc-academy(?), never fit in, and wants to figure out his next steps in life". The two come face to face with the devil and learn that he has a taste for interplanetary Gatorade. by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

1. Slip Willis: Field of MERP: Aaron and Jeff give life to @LeviathanFiles' fantasy child, Slip Willis, a trash-bard with an ostentatious hat in the Middle Earth tabletop RPG. Our hosts soon learns that song bards are destined for more than just playing songs. by All My Fantasy Children

60 min listen

17. Justice Judicator: Life After Liminy: Put back on your brass gears, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: Madam Mysteria) Aaron and Jeff are going HAM with their Dark Magickal abilities to do a little bit of world-building this episode as they re-enter Grasshopper city to create a character from @Spectacles\_ak's prompt "a fighter who claims to a paladin that's just between gods right now, ok?" Enter... Lendin "Justice" Judicator by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

$17. Justice Judicator: Life After Liminy: Put back on your brass gears, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: Madam Mysteria) Aaron and Jeff are going HAM with their Dark Magickal abilities to do a little bit of world-building this episode as they re-enter Grasshopper city to create a character from @Spectacles\_ak's prompt "a fighter who claims to a paladin that's just between gods right now, ok?" Enter... Lendin "Justice" Judicator$

7. Tia Matte: The Light Through the Prism: On episode 7 of All My Fantasy Children, we are bringin' the music back with a prompt from twitter user, @Spacekase. "A Dragonkin bard who wants to be an idol" In a world where creativity is dead, only one Draconic idol can drop the bass and get this party started. by All My Fantasy Children

47 min listen

9. AM-E: Infinite Lives: Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith\_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold-hearted killer? An alien intellect? Or is it a Philly barista with the Internet uploaded in her brain? by All My Fantasy Children

45 min listen

$9. AM-E: Infinite Lives: Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith\_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold-hearted killer? An alien intellect? Or is it a Philly barista with the Internet uploaded in her brain?$

12. AMFC History Lesson: Party of (the) Five: This week, Aaron and Jeff delve into the mysterious history of their fantasy world and the powers and drive its course. The Five? That's new. The history of Iron Hill? Let's effin go! All this and more! The Senior Wizards would like to remind new listeners to perhaps listen to the previous episodes before starting this one (only if you care about maybe being a little bit lost). by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

6. John-Pierre: With Great Style Comes Grape Responsibility: With the help of the prompt "A dwarf with style" from twitter user, DaigleBagel, our hosts conjure John-Pierre, a man with so much style, he had to be brought to you by a very specific sponsor. Aaron and Jeff discover that sometimes style is not open to interpretation. Some people possess an incredibly powerful aura of magnetism, and with that aura, a single person can change the fate of the world. by All My Fantasy Children

39 min listen

30. Rinel and the Forest Fighters: Welcome, Jr Wizards! This week, after allowing the Dark Magickal Spiral Ham to develop some flavors, Jeff and Aaron have returned to the smoke shack to birth a tabletop character! This week, they have used several of @thefoxblood's prompts, but to start... "A Kobold. That's it. Have at it. #Koboldprompt" At long last! A Kobold! How effervescent! Now lets save the wilds! by All My Fantasy Children

49 min listen

18. Trick Smallman: Happy Reflections Day: Hop on the Reflection for All My Fantasy Children's first Holiday Special! We channel the Dark Magick from @TreeHuggerKing's prompt: "A cute old train conductor who is beloved by all his passengers" to create... Trick Smallman. It is truly a holiday miracle. by All My Fantasy Children

43 min listen

8. Captain Goldbeard: Set Sail on the Sea Butt: Icon art by Dave Lapru @plantbird Ahoy there, lovers of dark magick AND pirates! In this episode of All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff take twitter user @Plantbird's prompt, "A pirate captain with a strict no killing policy" and create Captain Goldbeard. Set sail with the world's most popular pirate and discover the true dream of all those who seek a life on the seven seas. by All My Fantasy Children

44 min listen

47. Barney Barghest: The Ghost of Emerald Ivy: Welcome, Junior Wizards! Love a good ghost story? This week, a new myth is born with the help of a prompt from @oitnily. "Barney Barghest, the candlestick maker". It seemed to me, you lived your life like a candle in the wind... by All My Fantasy Children

50 min listen

5. Madam Mysteria: The Revolution of Puri... Grasshopper City: Aaron and Jeff are blessed with a prompt from @DaMoonRulz. "A Cleric whose Holy symbol is a tome known as: "The Secret" Our hosts channel their power to create the hero, Madam Mysteria, a priestess with a secret power. However, not even she can save them from returning to a familiar land... with an unfamiliar foe. by All My Fantasy Children

47 min listen

14. Ansel Mindfreak: Shabwah: Fire up the Deadjournal, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg) This week, Aaron and Jeff channel the Dark Magick within twitter user @Corvidcall's prompt: "a crow magician who likes arts and crafts" The two come face to face with the one and only, Ansel. Mindfreak. Shabwah! The two learn about comedy, crows, and eating shit and dying slow. by All My Fantasy Children

32 min listen

37. Crystal Grim: Reap What You Sow: Welcome, Junior Wizards! Here we go! Prepare to reap what you sow! Twitter user @TroublePooka has gifted Jeff and Aaron the power to forge a mech of their own! Get in the $@#!'ing robot, Crystal! Art by Occuli! Check out their work, and all the ways you can support them! Inprnt.com/gallery/inkocculi Patreon.com/occuli [https://ko-fi.com/occuli](https://ko-fi.com/occuli "https://ko-fi.com/occuli") [https://twitter.com/inkocculi](https://twitter.com/inkocculi "https://twitter.com/inkocculi") by All My Fantasy Children

46 min listen

19. Pelter: The Way of the Shaduh': The Dark Magicks have taken their toll on our Senior Wizards. They attempted to channel the Darkness using the prompt: " " and created... Pelter. Can our Senior Wizards manage to craft a life when they must channel the Dark Magick from within themselves? by All My Fantasy Children

51 min listen

Short Story: The Snowy Fields of Yore: Hello, Junior Wizards! We wanted to give you a brief look at what is to come in terms of bonus content for the podcast! Soon we will be channeling Dark Magicks into audio dramas featuring our characters, and more short stories like this one! Hope you enjoy, and if you do, consider supporting our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/AllMyFantasyChildren by All My Fantasy Children

2 min listen

10. Skylar Morrison: More Juic-E More Problems: This week, in our return to CYBERPUNK 2020, twitter user @SweatdropEmoji has given us the prompt, "The manager of a farm-to-table nutrient paste co-op". Jeff and Aaron channel Dark Magicks through this prompt to create Skylar Morrison, a young man with connections that can make or break his business of the dark future. by All My Fantasy Children

50 min listen

11. All My Spooky Children: Pumpkin Jay: Happy Halloween! Enjoy the tale of Pumpkin Jay! Join Aaron and Jeff on their first ever All My Fantasy Children Halloween Spectacular! The two are supercharged with Dark Magicks on this 'Ween, and will need every ounce of it for the spooky prompt submitted by @BlakeRyanBatman "Chad Butternut once left a pumpkin out- lightning hit it- came to life- it wanted to learn magic" Previous episodes recommended before listening: Ep0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd Big Jeremy and the Goats of the Round Table Madam Mysteria: The Battle for Puri... Grasshopper City by All My Fantasy Children

42 min listen

27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr\_1\_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin by All My Fantasy Children

56 min listen

$27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack: Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr\_1\_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin$

16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program: Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is \*5[= 3@\*/\>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North? by All My Fantasy Children

53 min listen

$16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program: Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is \*5[= 3@\*/\>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North?$

32. History Lesson: The Old Moon: Welcome, Junior Wizards, to an All My Fantasy Children History Lesson. Today, we will learn about the Old Moon and The Perilune who ruled it. The past is riddled with questions, and with these lessons, we hope to uncover the secrets of the old. by All My Fantasy Children

3 min listen

15. Swiftwind and the Messenger Sword: Get ready for a Dark Magick BOGO! This week, Jeff and Aaron have put in a little extra power to grant their listeners a duo of Fantasy Children! Thanks to prompts from BOTH @birch\_pine and @jetpackisland, we get to meet the greatest crime-fighting pair the Fantasy World has ever seen! by All My Fantasy Children

44 min listen

$15. Swiftwind and the Messenger Sword: Get ready for a Dark Magick BOGO! This week, Jeff and Aaron have put in a little extra power to grant their listeners a duo of Fantasy Children! Thanks to prompts from BOTH @birch\_pine and @jetpackisland, we get to meet the greatest crime-fighting pair the Fantasy World has ever seen!$

Audio Drama: Family History: WELCOME, JUNIOR WIZARDS, to a very special All My Fantasy Children audio drama! Join us as we pay a quick visit to the quiet town of Mudtrap, where a father and son chat about life, family, and digging. by All My Fantasy Children

4 min listen

23. Rust Ironhands: Forging a Future Δ: Welcome, Junior Wizards! Dark Magicks. Spiral Hams. Mr Honkers. How does it all connect!? This week, Jeff and Aaron return to Geode to give life to prompts from @DoilySpider AND one from @Daninrl! The first, "A failed mad scientist who is in love with their most successful creation" and the second, a mystery that will be revealed mid-episode! Our Senior Wizards will meet Rust Ironhands, a scientist forced on a mission to end the life of a legend... by All My Fantasy Children

43 min listen

24. Mama Kat and Corby: Pizza and Parenting: Welcome, Junior Wizards, to the local P&P! Aaron and Jeff's Dark Magickal Pizza Recipe. 1. Receive the finest prompt dough from @Dromedary on Twitter -"this hero's a mom. who falls asleep all the time, but that's okay, because she's got a big heart, and an even bigger weapon" 2. Add Dark Magickal Spiral Ham Chunks ™ 3. Bake for approximately 50 minutes and you will have pie fit for Mama Katherine and her incredible daughter, Corby! by All My Fantasy Children

50 min listen

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