I'm using this installment of The Forbidden Fruit to repent and ask God to forgive me for straying away from the family of Christ. For so long I've spoke out against religion and God, but now I've realize the error of my ways. Jesus is the Truth and the Light and the only way to eternal salvation. I hate hot climates and from what I've heard, Hell is extremely humid and uncomfortable. To avoid burning for eternity, I've decided to get right before it's too late. I encourage all of my fellow heathens to call in and repent with me before it's too late. You'd better get on God's good side. The doors of the church are open...

PRAISE THE LORD! THANK YOU JESUS!

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