Episode 171: D&C 71 - Sections 95 and 96

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Episode 171: D&C 71 - Sections 95 and 96

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Joseph digs himself deeper into debt by revelating a need for more office buildings in Kirtland, then divides up a parcel of land amongst his BFFs. Drink count - 12 (or a bit over one beer) Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Patron Bonus Episode: Frakking Bad Movies Episode 1 - Time or Eternity? Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast

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