112 Apartnership

The Fairly OddParents
“Apartnership”
(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

#112
Written By:
Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel
First Draft:
6/28/00
Revised:
7/11/00
Final Draft:
7/18/00
The Fairly OddParents: “Apartnership” by Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel Final Draft 7/18/00 2
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FADE IN:
EXT. - TIMMY’S HOUSE - DAY
PUSH IN ON TIMMY’S HOUSE.
DAD (O.S.)
Happy Anniversary, Honey! Are you ready for
your anniversary present?
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - LIVING ROOM - SIMULTANEOUS
ON MOM wearing a Blindfold.
MOM
I’m so excited! I can’t see a thing! What is it?
What is it?
DAD
Open your eyes!
Mom just stands there with the blindfold still on.
MOM
(GASPS!) It’s a blindfold! I’ve always wanted
one!
DAD
And I’ve always wanted roller skates!
Pull back to reveal Dad, wearing a pair of ROLLER SKATES.
DAD
I love the blindfold and roller skate
anniversary! Whoooooaaaa!
Dad slips on his roller skates!
PAN OVER TO TIMMY, sitting on the COUCH, watching the shenanigans.

COSMO’s disguised as a THROW PILLOW.
TIMMY
Man, if they’re into THAT stuff, they’re gonna
LOVE it when I cook them their special,
anniversary dinner!
Cosmo poofs quickly into his normal fairy form.

COSMO
(whispering)
Don’t forget, Timmy! You still have to help me
with my anniversary surprise!
TIMMY
That’s right! Today’s yours and Wanda’s
anniversary too!
MOM AND DAD (OS)

Ha! Ha! OUCH! Ha! Ha! OUCH!
TIMMY
Now’s as good a time as any...
Timmy hurries up to his room. Cosmo poofs off frame.
CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - MINUTES LATER
Timmy opens his door and sees that everything in the room has been
changed into...
TIMMY
Styrofoam?
COSMO poofs into frame, holding a STYROFOAM PHOTO OF WANDA.
COSMO
Wanda and I have been married 9,895 years
today! That’s the “Styrofoam anniversary!”
Timmy grabs the leg of his WHITE STYROFOAM BED and lifts the whole
thing over his head.
TIMMY
Cool!
COSMO
Yeah! Thanks for sending Wanda away for the
day so I could decorate the room! What sort of
meaningless task did you wish for her to do,
anyway?
TIMMY
Oh, something that she’ll never be able to do,
even with magic!
CUT TO:
EXT. - A CITY PARK - DAY
Wanda floats next to a bored CAT, attempting to teach it a trick.
WANDA
For the last time! Learn a trick! Sit up! Roll
over! Care about something other than
yourself, you stupid cat!
The cat raises it’s razor sharp claws. Wanda looks on in horror.
WANDA
Mr. Whiskers?
CUT BACK TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME
The room is now decorated like a big STYROFOAM ROMANTIC

RESTAURANT. Timmy and Cosmo both wear STYROFOAM TUXEDOS.
TIMMY
Thanks for the Styrofoam tux, Cosmo!
Wanda’s gonna be REALLY surprised!
Timmy bends his elbow and the tux breaks.
COSMO
Yeah! I wonder how she’s going to surprise
me? She really loves me! Ya know? She loves
everything!
Wanda poofs in, covered with cat hair and scratches.
WANDA
I can’t stand cats! I can’t stand this day! I’m
going to bed! Which I can’t stand!
Cosmo flies over to Wanda.
COSMO
Hey, Lamb chop! Aren’t you forgetting
something?
WANDA
Oh, right!
Wanda pulls out Mr. Whiskers, who jumps onto Cosmo and shreds him
into a million pieces.
COSMO AND MR. WHISKERS

Oof! MRRROW! Oooch! SCREEOWL!
WANDA
Good night, Timmy!
Wanda poofs into the fishbowl and darts into the castle, slamming the
door after her.
Timmy throws a bucket of water on Cosmo and the Cat. The cat,
drenched, slinks off stage. Cosmo sits in a puddle of water and starts
sobbing.
COSMO
She didn’t remember our anniversary! She
threw a cat on me! I’m wet! I spent all
morning slaving over a hot wand for this?
Timmy hands Cosmo a STYROFOAM HANKY. Cosmo blows his nose,

breaking the hanky in half.
TIMMY
Ah, cheer up, Dude. She just had a bad day.
I’m sure she’ll love the Styrofoam!
WANDA (O.S.)
And get this Styrofoam out of the fishbowl!
Cosmo gets hit with a STYROFOAM PHOTO OF COSMO AND WANDA

which hits the floor and breaks in half.
COSMO
(GASPS) Fine! I see the metaphor of the
broken photo of us! I’m not grotesquely
stupid! IF SHE CAN’T REMEMBER OUR
ANNIVERSARY, THEN I’M NOT GOING TO BE
AROUND FOR HER TO NOT REMEMBER
ANYMORE ANNIVERSARIES WITH!
TIMMY
Huh?
COSMO
I’M GOING HOME TO MY MOMMY! AND I’M
TAKING MY HALF OF THE MAGIC WITH ME!
Poof! Cosmo is gone. Wanda poofs out of the fishbowl holding a

PRESENT.
WANDA
Happy anniversary, Cosmo!
TIMMY
You mean you remembered?
WANDA
Of course! Every fairy knows that the 9,895th
anniversary is the “False Anger” anniversary.
TIMMY
Every fairy except Cosmo. He’s thinks it’s real
anger! And he’s so upset you forgot your
anniversary, he went home to his mother!
Wanda is shocked!
WANDA
(complete horror)
His Mother? Mama Cosma? Oh no. That’s
really bad! We have to go to Fairyworld to get
him back!
Wanda grabs Timmy.
TIMMY
Wait! I can’t go to Fairyworld now... I have to
cook my parents their anniversary dinner!
WANDA
But you have to come! I can’t do this alone!
Mama Cosma hates me! She doesn’t even
know Cosmo and I have been married 9,895
years!
TIMMY
Really? What does she think he’s been doing
for almost ten thousand years?
CUT TO:
EXT. - FAIRY WORLD - DAY
E.C.U. MAMA COSMA’S FACE
MAMA COSMA
Did you get the milk, Cosmo? It seems like
you’ve been gone for 10,000 years!
WIDER ON SCENE
Cosmo floats above the porch of his mother’s house. His mother --
MAMA COSMA -- floats in the doorway.
COSMO
Mama, I have a confession to make. I wasn’t
exactly out getting milk.
MAMA COSMA
Well, as long as you weren’t out getting
married to that Wanda girl, then I still love you.
COSMO
But Mama, I did get married! To Wanda! And I
had a fight! With Wanda!
MAMA COSMA
Oh, poor Cosmo! I told you she was horrible!
Good thing you didn’t marry her!
COSMO
But I did marry her!
Mama Cosma slams the door in Cosmo’s face. Cosmo sighs, and
makes a carton of milk appear. Mama Cosma opens the door.
MAMA COSMA
Oh, you’ve gotten the milk! Excellent, well,
bring your single self in! There’s some lovely
young ladies waiting to meet you!
She brings Cosmo into the house.
CUT TO:
EXT. - FAIRYWORLD - A FEW MOMENTS LATER
THE CAMERA PANS DOWN a Fairy street through a Fairy neighborhood

and stops at the intersection of SIGFRIED AND ROY streets.
Wanda and Timmy poof into scene. Wanda is exhausted.
TIMMY
Cool! We’re in Fairyworld!
Hey, you okay?
WANDA
Getting a human to Fairyworld takes a lot of
magic! When Cosmo and I aren’t in tune with
each other, it’s almost impossible.
TIMMY
But you have enough magic to get me back,
right?
WANDA
(sheepishly)
Um...
TIMMY
Oh, Great! I gotta make my parents
anniversary dinner! You mean I’m stuck here
until you guys make up?
WANDA
Stuck is such a negative word...
TIMMY
I wish we could get to Mama Cosma’s house.
And quick!
WANDA
That I can still do!
Wanda raises her wand and they POOF! Off Screen.
CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S DINING ROOM - SAME TIME
Mom and Dad, still wearing their anniversary presents (which they will
wear through the rest of the episode) sit at an empty table. In front of
a pair of Romantic CANDLES, Dad makes shadow puppets.
DAD
I know the shadow puppet anniversary is in two
years, but guess what I’m making!
MOM
I can’t see!
Dad makes a ridiculously accurate poodle.
DAD
It’s a ridiculously accurate poodle!
Dad makes a ridiculously accurate Timmy.
DAD
It’s a ridiculously accurate Timmy, who should
be coming out with our anniversary dinner any
minute now!
(beat)
Now it’s a ridiculously late Timmy!
MOM
You’re so creative! I think!
CUT TO:
INT. - MAMA COSMA’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME
Mama drags Cosmo into the room by his tie.
MAMA COSMA
Oh, Cosmo, my little special pookie-poo. Girls,
Cosmo’s here and he brought milk!
(to Cosmo)
These nice young ladies have been waiting all
this time to marry you. I mean meet you.
Cosmo is stunned by two FAIRY BABES -- STAR and TWINKLE -- covered

with COBWEBS. They’ve been here a while.
STAR AND TWINKLE

(giggle)
The girls shake off the cobwebs and float over to Cosmo.
MAMA COSMA
Either of these girls would make a wonderful
wife for you! Not one of them would dare talk
back to me
(deathly cold)
...like that Wanda!
COSMO
Yeah! She’s mean! And she yelled at me on
our Styrofoam anniversary!
Mama whips out a tray of COOKIES that have Wanda’s face with a
circle and a slash over it.
MAMA COSMA
(bright and cheery again)
Now who wants some “I-rather-dislike-Wanda-
Cookies?”
COSMO
I DO!!! I’m starved!
CUT TO:
EXT. - MAMA COSMA’S HOUSE - SAME TIME
Timmy and Wanda appear. Wanda does a take.

WANDA
Mama Cosma’s place! Cosmo’s mad and his
Mama is probably in there making it worse!
TIMMY
Aw, come on, Wanda! I’m sure once we open
that door, you’ll see that Cosmo loves you as
much as he always did!
Wanda and Timmy open the door and see:
COSMO -- being “attended” to by Star and Twinkle.
CLOSE UP: On Wanda’s shocked face.
WANDA
(GASPS) Cosmo!!
CLOSE UP: On Cosmo, biting down on the cookie. The cookie breaks in
half when he sees Wanda.
WANDA
This better not be what it looks like!
MAMA COSMA
You mean, Cosmo not surrounded by women
more aesthetically pleasing than you and biting
your face in half on a cookie?
COSMO
Nope. That pretty much hits the nail on the
head.
WANDA
(pissed)
Sounds like a plan!
Wanda turns Cosmo into a NAIL, conjures up a giant HAMMER and

pounds Cosmo into the floor.
Mama Cosma magically pulls Cosmo out of the floor and changes him
back to normal.
MAMA COSMA
He’s not going to stand for that!
COSMO
That’s right! Take THIS, you nasty, yelling,

anniversary forgetter!
TIMMY
But Wanda didn’t forget, she...
Cosmo waves his wand and POOF! A bolt of magic lightening zips right
over Timmy’s head towards Wanda. Timmy ducks...
TIMMY
Yeow!
The bolt hits Wanda’s hair and turns it from the pink it is to... a lighter
shade of pink. Timmy looks at her.
TIMMY
Did he do anything?
COSMO
Yeah! I made her hair more “Summery!”
MAMA COSMA, STAR AND TWINKLE

OOOOooo!
WANDA
I’m not a summer! I’m a winter!
Wanda waves her wand -- Timmy ducks again -- and KCHINK! Cosmo is
now a CAVEMAN, frozen in a block of ice. Cosmo waves his wand and a
gigantic Ice Chipper chips him free.
COSMO
(cold and frozen)
Your fairyworld frightens and confuses me.
MAMA COSMA
Well, of course it does! You’re not fighting
properly! Here, try this!
Mama waves her wand and POOF! Wanda turns into a HIPPOPOTAMUS.
WANDA
Oh, right! Let your “mommy” fight for you!
You’re such a Mama’s boy!
COSMO
I am not!
Wanda raises her wand and POOF! Cosmo’s in a DIAPER, sucking on a

BINKY, swinging on a toy SWING.
WANDA
Now you are!
COSMO
Hey!
(sniffs)
You made me make a poopie!
Mama waves her wand and POOF! Wanda turns into a diaper BIN.
WANDA
A diaper bin?
COSMO
Go Mama! That’s what I would have done if I
had any kind of imagination at all!
The top of Wanda’s head flips open like a trash can lid and the diaper
flies into the hamper.
WANDA
Yuck!
CUT TO:
ON TIMMY, STAR AND TWINKLE sitting on the side lines, watching the
action like a tennis match as they chow down on “I Hate Wanda
Cookies.”
STAR
I’m going to faint... Catch me!
Timmy lets her drop to the ground with a thud.
STAR
(COLDLY) Nice save.
TIMMY
Hey, you ain’t Wanda.
Another BOLT of magic shoots over Timmy’s head.
CUT BACK TO:
THE MAGIC FIGHT - COSMO VS. WANDA.

POOF! Cosmo is turned into a WASHING MACHINE. POOF!

Wanda is turned into a JACK IN THE BOX. POOF! Cosmo is turned
into a CAT SCRATCH POST. MISTER WHISKERS Poofs into frame. He
takes a swipe at Cosmo.
COSMO
Mr. Whiskers? OW!!!
POOF! Mama Cosma aims Cosmo’s wand at Wanda, but misses and
hits Timmy. Timmy turns into TOILET. The girls exit. Timmy the Toilet
hops between Cosmo and Wanda.
TIMMY
Awright. That’s it! I wish you guys would stop
fighting.
Cosmo and Wanda freeze in their tracks.
TIMMY
This is silly! You two love each other! That’s
why you chose each other over everyone else
in the world.
COSMO
Actually, Timmy, she’s the first girl that ever
went out with me twice...
TIMMY
And if you had to, you could do it all over
again!
MAMA COSMA
Okay!
(coldly)
You’re on!
COSMO
On what?
SMASH CUT TO:
THE FAIRY DATING GAME
The audience cheers as we hear the announcer’s voice:
ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
...on the Fairy Dating Game!!
AUDIENCE
Yaaaayyyyyy!!!!
CUT TO:
BACKSTAGE
on Timmy - still a toilet - and Mama Cosma.
TIMMY
I didn’t mean “right” now. And I wish I wasn’t a
toilet anymore.
POOF! Timmy changes back to normal and looks at his watch.
TIMMY
It’s getting late! I still gotta make my parent’s
anniversary dinner and you still can’t get me
back, can you?
WANDA
Not without Cosmo’s help!
TIMMY
Super. Well, I hope they’re not too hungry.
When she’s hungry, Mom gets kinda testy.
WANDA
Testy how?
CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S DINING ROOM - SAME TIME
MOM roars like Godzilla.
MOM
(SPECIAL EFFECT ROAR)
...then eats the end of the table.
MOM
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
DAD
Now, Honey, too much fiber will spoil your
appetite for Timmy’s big dinner!
MOM
RRRROOOOARRRRR!
DAD
And I’m good with that!
CUT BACK TO:
INT. - SET OF THE FAIRY DATING GAME - DAY
The audience cheers as we hear the announcer.
ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
And now, here’s your host of the Fairy Dating
Game... Cupid!
CUPID flies out onto the stage. The audience cheers.
CUPID
Hi there! Welcome to the Fairy Dating Game!
Where Fairies find the Fairies of their Fairy
Dreams!
ANGLE ON COSMO, ON STAGE in a DIRECTOR’S CHAIR.
CUPID
Our contestant today, prodded by his mother,
is here to see if he’d choose his wife all over
again! Please welcome, Fairy and Mama’s boy,
Cosmo!
CUT TO:
INT. - BACK STAGE - SAME TIME
ON TIMMY and MAMA COSMA
TIMMY
You’ll see. He’ll pick Wanda as his true love,
just like the first time.
MAMA COSMA
You’re right! Which is why I bribed Cupid with
oodles of cash. Taa!
She zips off screen. Timmy slaps his forehead.
CUT BACK TO:
INT. - SET OF THE FAIRY DATING GAME - SAME TIME
Cupid flies behind a partition which separates Cosmo from the girl
contestants. In three director CHAIRS are: Twinkle, Star and Wanda.
CUPID
Cosmo, it’s time for you to start asking

questions of our two, beautiful, mystery
contestants.
WANDA
Hey!
CUPID
And the average looking one.
COSMO
Who yells a lot!
WANDA
Because he’s a big goofy Fairy who makes a lot
of big goofy mistakes!
CUPID
Whoever you choose, will be hit by these magic
love arrows --
Cupid displays his glistening arrows of love.
CUPID
--which will bond them together forever!
Wanda nervously looks at STAR and TWINKLE, who now have “targets”
right on their hearts.
COSMO (O.S.)
Ahem, okay fairy bachelorettes - here’s a
question:
ON COSMO
COSMO
Would you ever, A: Yell at me on our Styrofoam
Anniversary? Or B: Throw an angry cat on me?
No or No?
Wanda starts to answer.
WANDA
Styrofoam? But it was the False Anger,
annivers...
Cupid shoots a PLUNGER ARROW at Wanda and it lands over her

mouth.
WANDA
(muffled)
Mmmf! Mmmmf!!!
TWINKLE
Uhh...RED!
CUPID
Wow! Way to think out of the box! She’s a
genius!
BACK ON COSMO
COSMO
Wait. It was the False Anger anniversary?
CUPID
Well, duh! Everybody knows that the 9,895th
anniversary is the...
Mama Cosma zips into frame and puts a wad of CASH in Cupid’s
Diaper.
CUPID
...I mean, who cares? Ask another question!
COSMO
Yeah! Fairy Bachelorettes, would you turn me
into a literal example of a Mama’s Boy? You
know with a diaper, a binky and everything?
Wanda pulls the plunger off her mouth and tries again to answer.
WANDA
Well, maybe that was a little harsh... but it was
funny.
COSMO
Yeah, it was kinda funny... but harsh!
Cupid fires a TOILET BRUSH ARROW which sticks in Wanda’s mouth.
WANDA
(muffled)
Mmmmf! Mmmffff!!!
STAR
Um...red?
CUPID
Wow! What a fantastic display of non-linear
logic!
MAMA hits a button and a buzzer sounds.
CUPID
Oh! I’m sorry! You’re all out of time! We’ll be
back for the final question, after this
commercial break!
CUT TO:
INT. - BACK STAGE - SAME TIME
Cupid sets down his bow and quiver and walks up to Mama Cosma.
Timmy peers over a set piece and watches.
MAMA COSMA
It’s not working! He’s falling for her again!
CUPID
Well, where’s the dough? You know as the god
of love there’s nothing I love more than the
cash!
MAMA COSMA
And I love the idea of Cosmo not being able to
love Wanda.
Mama hands Cupid a stack of BILLS.
MAMA COSMA
So make it happen!
TIMMY
(looking at watch)
Oh, man... I gotta do something fast!
Timmy spies Cupid’s quiver. He grabs the bow and the two “love
arrows.” Timmy takes a step back and aims the arrows directly at
Cosmo and Wanda.
TIMMY
The heck with this. I’m never gonna get home
be at this rate. I’ll just make ‘em fall in love
with each other and sort it out later!
Timmy fires two arrows at Cosmo and Wanda, which should be an easy
shot. They miss and both land in Cupid’s butt. Cupid gives Mama
Cosma an awkward, love struck look...
CUPID
You know, I love you more than I love cash!
And I love the cash!
MAMA COSMA
Whoa... whoa... now wait a minute...
Cupid makes a full-on “pounce” at Mama Cosma and chases her off the
screen.
TIMMY
Whoops! I mean, cool! Now all I gotta do is
give Wanda a chance to win Cosmo back and I
can get them to get me home!
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
We’re back in three... two...
CUT TO:
INT. - SET OF THE FAIRY DATING GAME - CONTINUOUS
Cosmo sits in his director’s chair. The lights come up.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
And now... heeeeeere’s cupid!
Timmy “floats” into frame, wearing a cupid-esque diaper and fake

wings on his back. He hangs from a rope and pulley.
COSMO
Timmy?
TIMMY
(whispering)
No... I’m Cupid.
COSMO
Okay! Then I wanna be Zeus! He has cool
powers!
Timmy smacks him on the head.
TIMMY
Focus!
(beat)
Okay, Cosmo. Your last question... and then
you get to choose a fairy bachelorette.
Timmy hands Cosmo an index CARD.
COSMO
(reading)
If I thought you were mad at me, and you really
weren’t, and I went home to my mother’s, and I
changed you into a diaper bin, and we both
ended up on a game show, what would you
say?
STAR
Uh... Red?
TWINKLE
Red!
WANDA
I would say, I was sorry. And I would say, I’m
proud to be your wife. Wanda. Who is your
wife.
Cosmo bounds out of his chair.
COSMO
Ooo! Her! Her! I pick her! Whoever she is! I
hope it’s Wanda!
The partition falls. Star and Twinkle giggle as Cosmo parts them like
curtains.
COSMO
Goodbye ladies. Wanda!!!
Cosmo and Wanda hug. Timmy rope and pulleys himself over to
Cosmo and Wanda.
WANDA
I’m sorry I yelled at you, Puddin’! I promise I
won’t do it unless you really mess up again!
COSMO
Like I will tomorrow?
WANDA
It’s a date!
AUDIENCE
AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
MAMA COSMA (O.S.)

NOOOOOOOOOO!
Mama Cosma walks up to Wanda.
MAMA COSMA
I forbid this!
COSMO
What is the big deal? I don’t understand why
you hate Wanda so much!
MAMA COSMA
(to Wanda)
Oh, Dear, it’s not just you. I’d hate anybody
who took my Cosmo-lo-lo away! That’s why I
want him to marry Star or Twinkle! They’re
robots!
She rips the masks off the robots.
STAR AND TWINKLE

We love you, Cosmo! *click* Cosmo! *click*
Cosmo!
AUDIENCE
GASPS!
MAMA COSMA
They’d do anything I told them to do because
that’s how they’re programmed!
(in Wanda’s face)
Unlike you, you bossy, pink haired, overly-
controlling...
Wanda sinks under the pressure. Cosmo steps up.
COSMO
Hey! Let’s get something straight! I’m not
bright! Big words confuse me. I have the
attention span of a rodent! And my hygiene

has a lot to be desired.
MAMA COSMA
Is this going any place?
COSMO
No.
(beat)
Oh! Yeah! I have more flaws than a B-Movie
plot, and Wanda loves me anyway! She makes
me happy and that should be enough for you!
Wanda hugs Cosmo.
AUDIENCE
Awwwww!!!!
MAMA COSMA
I... I never realized how much you loved her.
WANDA
So you’ll back off?
MAMA COSMA
Oh, heavens no! I’ll just have to try harder! I
love a good challenge! I...
Cupid springs in from off screen and chases her off screen.
CUPID
I must have you, Mama Cosma!
MAMA COSMA
(fading)
You haven’t heard the last of me! I’ll be back!
I’ll... Hey!
Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy look off stage. Timmy looks at his watch.
TIMMY
Oh my gosh! It’s almost midnight on Earth!
Come on! I wish I could go home!
WANDA
(flirty to Cosmo)
Well, you know I need a little more magic to
get us back, Timmy!
COSMO
Me! Pick me!
WANDA
Every time.
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and they all disappear.
AUDIENCE
(CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
as we...
CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - LATE LATE LATE
CLOSE ON TIMMY, still dressed as Cupid, holding a Knife and Fork.

Mom and Dad are still wearing their anniversary stuff.
TIMMY
One minute to midnight! Enjoy your
anniversary dinner, guys! I made it myself!
Pull back to reveal Mom and Dad, holding knives and forks as Timmy
rolls out a pile of mushed up junk food.
MOM
(sniff) Oh, Timmy. This is very sweet, but you
know I don’t really like mushy sugar frosted
Crash Nebul-O’s potato chip chocolate
casserole!
Timmy pulls out two love arrows and hits Mom and Dad in the butt with
them. Mom plants a fork in the mushy pile and lifts the whole damn
thing up.
MOM
BUT NOW I DO!
DAD
And I love your Mom!
Mom “looks” at Dad and ROARS LOUDLY.
DAD
But I can wait!
Mom devours the dinner as Dad watches... and slips to the ground on
his skates.
ON TIMMY, Cosmo and Wanda (in the goldfish bowl) getting covered
with a rain of mushy, food gobs.
COSMO
Hey, is it the “getting rained on by mushy gobs
of food” anniversary?
WANDA
It is now! Happy Anniversary.
Timmy watches Cosmo and Wanda as they kiss and we...
FADE OUT.
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(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

Nickelodeon Animation Studios

EXT. - TIMMY’S HOUSE - DAY

PUSH IN ON TIMMY’S HOUSE.

INT. - LIVING ROOM - SIMULTANEOUS

ON MOM wearing a Blindfold.

Mom just stands there with the blindfold still on.

Pull back to reveal Dad, wearing a pair of ROLLER SKATES.

Dad slips on his roller skates!

PAN OVER TO TIMMY, sitting on the COUCH, watching the shenanigans.

Cosmo poofs quickly into his normal fairy form.

MOM AND DAD (OS)

Timmy hurries up to his room. Cosmo poofs off frame.

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - MINUTES LATER

COSMO poofs into frame, holding a STYROFOAM PHOTO OF WANDA.

EXT. - A CITY PARK - DAY

Wanda floats next to a bored CAT, attempting to teach it a trick.

CUT BACK TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME

The room is now decorated like a big STYROFOAM ROMANTIC

Timmy bends his elbow and the tux breaks.

Wanda poofs in, covered with cat hair and scratches.

Cosmo flies over to Wanda.

COSMO AND MR. WHISKERS

Oof! MRRROW! Oooch! SCREEOWL!

Timmy hands Cosmo a STYROFOAM HANKY. Cosmo blows his nose,

Cosmo gets hit with a STYROFOAM PHOTO OF COSMO AND WANDA

Poof! Cosmo is gone. Wanda poofs out of the fishbowl holding a

Wanda grabs Timmy.

EXT. - FAIRY WORLD - DAY

E.C.U. MAMA COSMA’S FACE

She brings Cosmo into the house.

EXT. - FAIRYWORLD - A FEW MOMENTS LATER

THE CAMERA PANS DOWN a Fairy street through a Fairy neighborhood

Wanda and Timmy poof into scene. Wanda is exhausted.

Wanda raises her wand and they POOF! Off Screen.

INT. - TIMMY’S DINING ROOM - SAME TIME

Dad makes a ridiculously accurate poodle.

Dad makes a ridiculously accurate Timmy.

You’re so creative! I think!

INT. - MAMA COSMA’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

Mama drags Cosmo into the room by his tie.

Cosmo is stunned by two FAIRY BABES -- STAR and TWINKLE -- covered

STAR AND TWINKLE

EXT. - MAMA COSMA’S HOUSE - SAME TIME

Timmy and Wanda appear. Wanda does a take.

Wanda and Timmy open the door and see:

COSMO -- being “attended” to by Star and Twinkle.

CLOSE UP: On Wanda’s shocked face.

Wanda turns Cosmo into a NAIL, conjures up a giant HAMMER and

That’s right! Take THIS, you nasty, yelling,

MAMA COSMA, STAR AND TWINKLE

Wanda raises her wand and POOF! Cosmo’s in a DIAPER, sucking on a

Timmy lets her drop to the ground with a thud.

Another BOLT of magic shoots over Timmy’s head.

CUT BACK TO:

THE MAGIC FIGHT - COSMO VS. WANDA.

POOF! Cosmo is turned into a WASHING MACHINE. POOF!

Cosmo and Wanda freeze in their tracks.

SMASH CUT TO:

THE FAIRY DATING GAME

The audience cheers as we hear the announcer’s voice:

on Timmy - still a toilet - and Mama Cosma.