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The Fairly OddParents

“Tiny Tim”

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)


#108

Written By:
Steve Marmel and Mike Bell

First Draft:
4/26/00
Revised:
5/3/00
Final Draft:
5/9/00

Nickelodeon Animation Studios


c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
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FADE IN:

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - EARLY EVENING

TIMMY stares into a MICROSCOPE.

TIMMY’S POV

An AMOEBA, barely wriggles on a slide.

TIMMY
(Disgusted sigh)
So boring... can’t focus...

COSMO AND WANDA POOF into frame.

WANDA
What’s the matter, Champ?

Timmy holds up a DIAGRAM of the human body.

TIMMY
I’ve gotta do a report on the “wonders of the
microscopic universe. You know what’s really
microscopic? How much I care.

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

MR. AND MRS. TURNER place an EXPENSIVE LOOKING VASE on a


PEDESTAL.

DAD
Vicky, you know what’s not microscopic? How
much we care about this vase!

VICKY
(looking at vase)
It sure looks expensive!

MOM
It is! It’s worth $50,000!

DAD
That’s more than you’ll make in your life!

Mom and Dad share a heartfelt laugh.

MOM
(wiping tears)
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Ah... well, we’re off! Take good care of our
fancy new vase -- and Timmy! -- while we’re
gone!

They exit. Vicky glares at the vase.

VICKY
I hate you.
(beat)
Stop mocking me!!

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME

Timmy, at his desk again, looks through the microscope.

TIMMY
So boring...can’t focus...

COSMO
Jeepers...Timmy needs to work on his attention
span.

TIMMY
I wish this assignment was more exciting.

POOF! Cosmo and Wanda whip up an ELABORATE EXOSKELETON /


SHRINK SUIT. It stands open, like a sarcophagus.

WANDA
Timmy, we’re going to show you that
microbiology can be fun! Climb in!

Timmy enters the suit.

TIMMY
What’s this thing do?

COSMO
It’s a shrink suit!

WANDA
It has dozens of gizmos and gadgets to protect
you from the UNKNOWN DANGERS OF THE
MICROBIOLOGICAL UNIVERSE!

TIMMY
What dangers?

Cosmo waves his wand and a DICTIONARY appears, opened to the


letter “U.”
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COSMO
We don’t know. See, Timmy, that’s why we
used the word “unknown.”

TIMMY
Come on, you guys! Let’s get microscopic!

Timmy hits a BUTTON on his CHEST PLATE. Cosmo and Wanda wave
their wands. The three of them shrink as the room around them seems
to grow. They all float, Cosmo and Wanda via magic, Timmy via BOOT
JETS.

TIMMY
Cool!
(beat)
Bored already.

COSMO
Hey, how about we explore the cooties around
Vicky?

WANDA
There’s bound to be tons of ‘em!

TIMMY
Okay!

They fly through Timmy’s now seemingly GIGANTIC BEDROOM DOOR


KEYHOLE and downstairs.

CUT TO:

INT. - LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

Vicky eats JUNK FOOD in front of the TV. Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda
land on the TABLE near her -- from their perspective, it’s a massive
mountain range of chips, candy, curds and crap.

COSMO
Wow! Christmas came early! Gigantic Cheese
Pants!

ON COSMO AND WANDA

The Godparents stand by a mountain-sized, Cheeto’s-esque, BAG OF


CHEEZE PANTS -- Giant Cheese Puffs shaped like pants. They start
eating away.

WANDA
I like the cheddar overalls!

COSMO
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I like the Jalapeno button flies!

Timmy marvels at the giant food.

TIMMY
Wow. Look at the size of this food. If I could
shrink everyone in the world down to this size,
there’d be enough food to end world hunger!

Cosmo and Wanda stop for a moment to take in Timmy’s warm and
fuzzy sentiment.

WANDA
That’s beautiful, Timmy!

COSMO
...but not why we’re here! Look! Big candy!

TIMMY
Mine!

They fly O.S. Wanda shakes her head.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - ANOTHER PART OF THE TABLE - SAME TIME

A FEMALE PROTOZOA is surrounded by SEVERAL MALE PROTOZOA, all


holding FLOWERS.

TIMMY
Protozoa! They’d be perfect subjects for my
report!

MALE PROTOZOA #1
Pick me, Becky! We’ll make beautiful mold
together!

MALE PROTOZOA #2
No, me! I make milk go sour! I’m a bad
influence! I’m edgy!

Timmy, Wanda and Cosmo land nearby.

WANDA
We’ll help ya, Timmy!

TIMMY
No thanks. Remember the last time you
helped me with a science project? The school
blew up?

COSMO AND WANDA


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(obviously lying)
No...

TIMMY
Well, I do! I wanna do the rest of this myself. I
wish you guys would spend the afternoon
enjoying yourselves while I do my report!

COSMO
Aye, Aye, Timmy! We understand the
importance of self-reliance! Why, when I was a
young fairy at...

TIMMY
Getting bored again.

The Godparents POOF OS.

BECKY, the female Protozoa, notices Timmy and instantly swoons.

TIMMY
(to Becky)
Hi! Mind if I ask you a few questions?

BECKY
Ask me anything! I think you multi-celled
organisms are, like, so complex!

MALE PROTOZOA #1
But... what about us?

BECKY
Talk to the scilla, losers, because the nucleus
ain’t listening!

The male protozoa slink away.

INT. - A GIGANTIC BAG OF CHEESE PANTS - SAME TIME

ANGLE ON COSMO AND WANDA

Cosmo carves a TOPIARY WANDA BUST out of a Cheese Pant.

COSMO
Say Cheese!

WANDA
That’d be redundant!

COSMO
Well, Timmy’s given us the afternoon off!
Whattya wanna do first?
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As they talk, Vicky’s gigantic fingers reach into frame and pick up a
handful of cheese pants.

WANDA
Not get eaten!

COSMO
That’s oddly specific!

She swallows the food along with Cosmo and Wanda.

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S STOMACH - SIMULTANEOUS

A PIRATES-OF-THE-CARRIBEAN-LIKE TOUR BOAT bobs on STOMACH


ACID. The passengers include a STOMACH FLU COUPLE and a MALE
PARASITE, in a white leisure suit, who sits alone. A TOUR GUIDE -- a 16
year human old kid -- sits at the front in a safari suit.

TOUR GUIDE
We still have room for one more pair of germs
for our journey through the inside of an evil
girl! Anybody? Going once... going twice...

Cosmo and Wanda drop into the boat.

TOUR GUIDE
And we’re off! Now watch out for that stomach
acid! It’s hydroclo-horrible!
Get it? Clo-horrible?

COSMO AND WANDA


(after a beat)
(LAUGH HYSTERICALLY)

TOUR GUIDE
Are you laughing with me, or at me?

WANDA
At you!

COSMO
Gesundheit!

A PIECE OF CANDY floats by, dissolving in the stomach acid.

COSMO
Look! Big candy!

TOUR GUIDE
(sighs) You know, what I really wanna do is
direct.
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The boat floats O.S.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - VICKY’S SMALL INTESTINES - A LITTLE LATER

The boat enters the small intestines - this should feel like the “SPLASH
MOUTAIN” log ride at Disney Land.

TOUR GUIDE
This is where the stomach empties into the
small intestine. Remember, the small intestine
is a high intensity, flume ride. You will get wet!

WANDA
Wet with what?

TOUR GUIDE
(beat) Lady, you don’t wanna know.

MALE STOMACH FLU


(snooty)
For a germ, you certainly ask a lot of obvious
questions.

COSMO
We’re not germs! We’re magic.

FEMALE STOMACH FLU


Well, we’re the stomach flu. We’re contagious.
Watch and learn.

The Female stomach flu touches the lining of Vicky’s stomach.

TOUR GUIDE
Hey! Hands in the boat at all times!

The area of the stomach she touches turns sickly looking.

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

VICKY watches TV as she finishes the bag of Cheese Pants. Suddenly,


she grabs her tummy.

VICKY
Gak! Bathroom!

She bolts O.S., knocking the vase off of the pedestal. It drops towards
the floor.
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CUT TO:

INT. - ANOTHER PART OF THE TABLE - SAME TIME

Timmy furiously scribbles notes into a NOTE PAD.

BECKY
My interests include wiggling and swimming.
My turnoffs are penicillin and antibiotics!
(very smooth)
But enough about me... tell me about you!

TIMMY
Well, my name’s Timmy. I have a short
attention span and...

Becky sinks as Timmy abruptly turns and walks away.

ON TIMMY

He hears the vase CRASH.

TIMMY
Oh no!

VICKY reenters the room and discovers the damage.

ON VICKY

VICKY
Oh no! I broke the really expensive vase!
(beat)
I mean... Timmy broke the really expensive
vase!
(beat)
Hey, as long as I’m blaming him for stuff...

Vicky grabs the PHONE and speed-dials.

VICKY
I’m throwing a party at Timmy’s house. I
mean... Timmy’s throwing a “break Timmy’s
stuff” party at Timmy’s house!

Instantly, the DOOR BELL rings. Vicky opens the door, HAPPY TEENS
rush through and the party begins.

TEENS
(WALLA)

ON TABLE
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Timmy starts to panic.

TIMMY
She’s gonna wreck the place and blame me! I
gotta get big!

Timmy hits a BUTTON on the shrink suit... and shrinks a little bit more.

TIMMY
Of course. Mr. & Mrs. literal made me a shrink
suit that only shrinks! I better find them...

CUT TO:

ANOTHER PART OF THE TABLE

Timmy flies through JUNK FOOD FIELDS looking for Cosmo and Wanda.

TIMMY
Now where did they go?

Suddenly, Vicky’s TWO HUGE FINGERS dart into frame, grabbing for a
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. Timmy swerves between them as though
they were gigantic columns.

TIMMY
Whoa!

He spots the empty bag of cheese pants and realizes...

TIMMY
Oh, those dolts! They got themselves eaten! I
gotta get inside Vicky, find them and wish
myself bigger before my parents get home!
Only one way to do that...

Vicky’s fingers reach back into frame for ANOTHER COOKIE. Timmy
jumps onto the cookie and rides it up to Vicky’s mouth.

TIMMY
When in Idiotville, do as the idiots do...

Vicky chomps down on the cookie and Timmy disappears into the evil
babysitter’s mouth.

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S STOMACH - SIMULTANEOUS

TIMMY (O.S.)
Aaaaa....

Timmy falls into frame. He’s about to plunge into the stomach acid.
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TIMMY (O.S.)
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Boot jets! Boot jets!

Timmy’s boot jets fire, slowing him. He hovers above the stomach
acid, pulls out his CHART of the human body and pinpoints his location.

TIMMY
Cool! I’m in Vicky’s body! While I’m looking
for Cosmo and Wanda, I can learn all sorts of
stuff for my report!

Timmy revs his boot jets and the flames ignite a SMALL FIRE on Vicky’s
stomach wall.

VICKY (O.S.)
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Timmy takes out his note pad and writes.

TIMMY
Fire in stomach hurts. Man, the learning never
stops!

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S SMALL INTESTINES - SAME TIME

The Tour Boat rises and tips over the top of a hill, plummeting
downward.

COSMO
Wee hoo hoooo! This rocks!

TOUR GUIDE
This is intense-tinal!

WANDA
Good one!

TOUR GUIDE
Really?

COSMO
No! But who cares? This is great! WEEEEEEE!

WANDA
WEEEEEEEE HOOOO!!! We should bore Timmy
into giving us the afternoon off more often!

As they move through the small intestine, the Parasite moves in


towards Wanda.

COSMO
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Hey, hands off the wife!

PARASITE
Hey! I’m a parasite! It’s what I do! In fact...

He puts an arm around the female stomach flu.

FEMALE STOMACH FLU


Hey!
(beat, realizing)
I mean... hi.

PARASITE
Hey! Sometimes it works!

The boat whips around a corner and turns into a less tumultuous part
of the body. They pass into a HALLWAY that reads “The Wonderful
World of Kidney.”

TOUR GUIDE
Here we are...

COSMO
(excited)
Kidney-land! We’re in Kidney-land! And
Ohmygosh, look!

EVERYBODY ON THE BOAT


It’s Walt Kidney!!!!

Sure enough, waiting at the entrance, is WALT KIDNEY. Think of Walt


Disney but... you know... like a kidney. A GLOWING FAIRY THAT LOOKS
A LITTLE LIKE TINKERBELL, flies up near Walt.

WALT KIDNEY
Hello and welcome to Kidney-land, located in
scenic, Vicky the Babysitter! And this is your
magical guide through the kidney and
beyond... Tinklebell!

Tinklebell flutters up to Cosmo and Wanda.

WANDA
Don’t we know you?

TINKLEBELL
Look, it’s a summer job. Okay? Please, don’t
tell my parents.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - VICKY’S CHEST CAVITY - A LITTLE LATER


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Timmy soars through her chest cavity, human-body-chart in hand.

TIMMY
At this rate, I’ll never find Cosmo and Wanda...

Suddenly, various ITEMS (Things like a LADY ON A BICYCLE, GUYS IN A


ROWBOAT and A CHICKEN COOP ala the WIZARD OF OZ) start whipping
past him and disappearing into a spinning BLACK HOLE in the center of
Vicky’s chest.

Timmy checks the chart.

TIMMY
A black hole? But that’s where Vicky’s heart is
supposed to be! Of course! Her heart is a
black hole!

The black hole tugs at Timmy.

TIMMY
Pull... too strong! Gotta get clear...

Timmy pushes a BUTTON on his suit. A HUMAN ASTROPHYSICIST - who


looks a lot like ALBERT EINSTEIN, attached to Timmy by an umbilical
cord - pops out.

TIMMY
How do I get out of here?

PHYSICIST
I don’t know. I’m a physicist. Not a rocket
scientist.

Timmy pushes another BUTTON. A ROCKET SCIENTIST appears.

TIMMY
How about you?

ROCKET SCIENTIST
I don’t know. I’m just a rocket scientist.

Timmy hits another button. A MOM appears.

TIMMY
You?

MOM
I’m a mom, of course I know everything. Just
bounce off the missing heart’s Event Horizon.
And don’t forget to wear your galoshes.

Timmy fires up his boot jets and starts to accelerate towards the black
hole.
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He skips across the event horizon (which looks like a giant fishnet -
think Disney’s “The Black Hole”) like a stone bouncing off the surface
of a lake.

He accelerates and slingshots around the black hole, up through


Vicky’s neck, across her electrical nerve endings (which look like
telephone poles) and crashes through a glass window landing in...

INT. - VICKY’S BRAIN

TIMMY
Wow! I’m in Vicky’s brain! Mom’s really do
know everything!

LITTLE VERSIONS OF VICKY sit in CHAIRS in front of a CONTROL PANEL.


On a BIG MONITOR, we see what Vicky sees.

TIMMY
Cool... I can see what Vicky sees. I must be in
her brain! That’s weird... I expected it to be
tinier in here.

PETTINIESS
Hey! This is a secure area! Who are you?

TIMMY
Uh... I’m Bob... from the uh... Central Nervous
system.

EVERYBODY AT CONTROLS
Hi, Bob!

TIMMY
What do you guys do around here, anyway?

PETTINESS
We’re Vicky’s subconscious. We control all of
her emotions. I’m Pettiness. That’s jealousy.

JEALOUSY
Yo. Why don’t I have a suit like that?

PETTINESS
And over there is anger.

ANGER
WHY DON’T I HAVE A SUIT LIKE THAT!!!

Timmy looks at the monitor and sees the party.

TIMMY
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There’s a party? At my house?

PETTINESS
Yeah! She’s breaking everything and blaming
it on the twerp!

ON THE SCREEN, Vicky throws a SODA CAN through a WINDOW.

VICKY
Ooops! Timmy broke the window!

PETTINESS
Isn’t she the petty-est? I rule!

Timmy pulls out his chart of the body.

TIMMY
Where the heck are Cosmo and Wanda?

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S HEAD - THE NOSE - SAME TIME

The boat is now a hover craft and moves down the CARTILAGE of
Vicky’s nose.

TOUR GUIDE
Welcome to our last stop... the nose! Knock...

COSMO
We love knock knock jokes! Who’s there!

TOUR GUIDE
You’re supposed to let me say “knock knock.”

WANDA
Who’s there?

TOUR GUIDE
No... I say...

COSMO
Knock knock!

TOUR GUIDE
Who’s there?

COSMO
We don’t know! It’s your knock knock joke!

The Tour guide sinks.


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WANDA
“Who’s there?”

TOUR GUIDE
Nose.

COSMO
Nose who?

TOUR GUIDE
Nose-dradamus predicts... the end of the tour
is near.
(very airline stewardessly)
Please exit through either the left or right
orifice!

The Tour guide pulls out a FEATHER and tickles the inside of Vicky’s
nose.

ON VICKY

VICKY
Ah! Ah! Ah! CHOOOOO!

Everybody is blown out her nose and onto a far wall, where they stick.

CLOSE ON GODPARENTS AND GERMS

WANDA
Aw... I didn’t get my hand stamped.

COSMO
Again! Again!

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S BRAIN - SAME TIME

Timmy sees a COBWEB COVERED, EMPTY CHAIR next to the controls


and reads the name plate.

TIMMY
Kindness?

PETTINESS
Never showed up for work.

ON THE MONITOR - Pettiness sees a pretty BOY talking to a pretty GIRL.

PETTINESS
Hey! Some girl is getting more attention than
Vicky! I’d better spill something on her dress!
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Pettiness pulls a lever. On the big screen, we see Vicky spill her SODA
on THE PRETTY GIRL’S DRESS.

PETTINESS
And now an appropriate victory cackle at the
girl’s expense...

Pettiness pulls the lever more.

VICKY
HAHAHAHAHAH

PETTINESS
Who’s the king? Who’s the King?

OTHER EMOTIONS
You are, Pettiness!

Timmy sits down in Kindness’ chair.

TIMMY
I wonder...

Timmy turns the KINDNESS DIAL up one click.

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

Vicky points at the girl with the stained dress.

VICKY
HAHAHA...
(we hear the click)
Oh, gosh! I’m sorry! What an incredibly
unkind thing of me to do! Here! Let me pay
for the dry cleaning!

Vicky gives her some MONEY.

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S BRAIN - SAME TIME

Timmy adjusts the kindness controls.

TIMMY
Wow. If one click did that...

Timmy turns the dial to full power.

CUT TO:
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INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

CLICK! Vicky’s face contorts. She looks at her WATCH.

VICKY
Oh My Good golly gosh! Timmy’s parents will
be home any minute! Quick, everybody! Get
out! I have to clean! And here! Money for
everyone!

Everybody grabs some cash and exits. Vicky bolts O.S. and back into
scene with a MOP and BUCKET, wearing a SNOW WHITE-type outfit and
a look of pure determination

VICKY
There’s not a minute to spare! Come, my
animal friends!

WIDEN TO REVEAL she’s surrounded by BAMBI-ESQUE, ANIMAL


FRIENDS to help her while she cleans.

VICKY
Let’s! Get! Kind!

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S BRAIN - SAME TIME

Timmy looks at the screen.

TIMMY’S P.O.V.

He sees Vicky’s hand wipe the miniature Cosmo and Wanda off the
wall.

TIMMY
Wow! Cosmo and Wanda are outside Vicky’s
body! Now I can wish myself outta here!

Timmy turns to leave and sees the other emotions surrounding him.

PETTINESS
You! You’re not from the nervous system! And
you’re name’s not Bob!

TIMMY
Duh! I knew pettiness was a stupid emotion,
but I didn’t realize how stupid!

PETTINESS
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Oh, yeah? Well, we know how to deal with
infections like you!

Pettiness hits a BIG RED BUTTON. ANTI-BODIES arrive.

TIMMY
Anti-bodies! Maybe I should have gloated once
I was out of here.

Timmy flies O.S. with the Anti-bodies in hot pursuit.

JEALOUSY
I wish I was being pursued by anti-bodies like
that.

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S THROAT - SAME TIME

Timmy flies, dodging blasts of WHITE BLOOD CELLS. Suddenly, he


angles in on the VOCAL CORDS. They vibrate as we hear...

VICKY (O.S.)
Cleaning... cleaning... cleaning... cleaning...
cleaning...

TIMMY
Vicky’s vocal cords!

Timmy pulls a ROPE and a TIN CAN out of his suit, ties the rope around
the vocal cords and speaks into the can.

VICKY (O.S.)
I have to clean the mess I made and...

TIMMY
(into tin Can)
...I wish I was out of here!

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

ON VICKY

VICKY
(with Timmy’s voice)
“I wish I was out of here!”

ON COSMO AND WANDA, NOW IN THEIR FISHBOWL

WANDA
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Did you hear that wish? Timmy learned
ventriloquism!

COSMO
And Vicky’s his dummy!

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and...

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S THROAT - SAME TIME

Timmy is surrounded by anti-bodies.

ANTI-BODY #1
Ready! Aim! FIRE!

POOF! Timmy disappears just as the hail of white blood cells attack.

CUT TO:

INT. - VICKY’S BRAIN - SAME TIME

Pettiness yells at Jealousy, who stands at Kindness’ dial.

PETTINESS
Get her kindness back to zero where it belongs!

JEALOUSY
I want to order people around like that!

ANGER
It’s not your job!!!!!!

Pettiness clicks the knob back down to zero.

CUT TO:

INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

Vicky puts the finishing touches on the house -- it’s spotless. Timmy
poofs into frame, next to the fishbowl, unnoticed by Vicky. He is full-
sized and no longer in the shrink suit. Suddenly, CLICK! Vicky’s face
goes back to normal. She looks around at the nice-ness she has
wrought.

VICKY
What am I doing? Good? ICK!

All of Vicky’s animal friends dive out an open window.

TIMMY
(to goldfish)
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I wish the vase was fixed.

POOF! The vase pops back to normal just as Timmy’s parents walk in.

DAD
$50,000 Vase! And Timmy! We’re home!

Vicky gazes around at the house, bewildered.

VICKY
But... but... but...

MOM
Vicky! You cleaned the house and made it
spotless! What a wonderfully kind thing to do!

VICKY
But there was broke! And mess! And broke...

TIMMY
So bored... conversation not about me...

Timmy leans against the pedestal, tipping over the vase. It crashes
and shatters on the floor.

MOM AND DAD


(Gasps)

VICKY
AWRIGHT! TIMMY BROKE THE VASE!

TIMMY
(dryly)
Well, now it’s about me.

There’s a beat.

MOM AND DAD


We’re RICH... ER!

VICKY
What?

DAD
Vicky, the vase was worth, and insured for,
$50,000. We only bought it for a buck.

TIMMY
Where’d you get it for a dollar?

MOM AND DAD


Internet.
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DAD
And thanks to Timmy’s tiny attention span and
the insurance, we just made $49,999 dollars!

Mom rubs Timmy’s head with pride as Vicky examines the shattered
vase.

VICKY
I hate you.

CUT TO:

INT. - MR. CROCKER’S CLASSROOM - THE NEXT DAY

Timmy points to a WALL CHART of the human body.

TIMMY
And so, I learned that the small intestine is
actually a high speed, water ride, emotions are
controlled by little people in chairs and when
you’re mean, your heart is a big, black hole
that sucks up everything!

MR. CROCKER looks on wearily.

MR. CROCKER
So inaccurate... can’t focus... Must write the
letter “F.”

Crocker writes the letter “F” on Timmy’s REPORT and hands it to him.
Cosmo and Wanda, as ANTS, talk to Timmy from the desktop.

COSMO
I’ll tell you what’s really microscopic! Your
grade point average!

WANDA
And best of all, you earned it all by yourself!

The Parasite moves into frame and puts his arm around Wanda.

PARASITE
Hi there! ‘Member me?

Cosmo hands his wand to Wanda.

COSMO
Could you hold this sweetie?

WANDA
Sure, fluffy!

Cosmo rolls up his sleeves and dives at the parasite.


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PARASITE
Hey! Come on! I’m a parasite! It’s what I...
ARGH!

WANDA
He’s so cute when he’s jealous!

TIMMY
That got my attention!!

Timmy and Wanda watch the fight unfold and we...

IRIS OUT

THE END