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Bulgaria, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Greece, Brazil, Brunei, United Kingdom, Canada, Costa Rica, Colombia, Chilie, Spain, Turkey, U.A.E. Tunisia, thailand, Italy, Ethiopia, Sudan, South Africa Keeping in mind that Nuclear weapons are awesome, Taking note of the nutritional value of nuclear cereal, Reaffirming North Korea's decision to make an effective re-enactment of the renaissance by means of public execution and rampant chaos, Commending North Korea's efforts to turn North Korea into a museum of the early French Revolution, Gravely Concerned with the number of assassins that the Korean Peninsula has, as all nations could be in danger of ninja ambushes, Worried over the possibility of North Korea making actual teenage mutant ninja turtles, Acknowledges Korea's overall awesomeness 1. Supports the formation of Korean teenage mutant ninja turtles as a means to settle the military dispute by having a fight to death on top of a newly made Cheonan and seeing if they could destroy each other before it gets blown up, 2. Urges North Korea to turn every nuclear enrichment plant into a fireworks making factory, as nuclear fireworks are prettier than normal fireworks, 3. Strongly Urges the Korean Peninsula to make a re-enactment of an actual game of Battleship (the board game), 4. Supports the prospect of feeding everybody who comes together in the next North-South Korean border meeting beer, as well as having an interKorean beer party to improve relations, 5. Proposes the formation of a joint nuclear enrichment facility in the borderline of North and South Korea, 6. Requests that the nations just drink and be merry
7. Further Requests the formation of a live television drama involving North and South Korean lovers trying to cross the border, modelled after an amalgamation of Romeo and Juliet, Star Wars, and Harry Potter, 8. Calls for the creation of a fast food chain on the border of North and South Korea as a means to meet fellow Koreans and to chillax, 9. Emphasizes the importance of beer in country relationships, 10. Encourages the North Koreans to exchange their military with teenage mutant ninja turtles, 11. Encourages the South Koreans to exchange their military with clones of the Shredder, 12. Encourages a fight between armies just to see which franchise will actually win in a fight, 13.Proposes the creation of a Superhero in North Korea by the name of NUCLEAR MAN as a means of improving intercultural relations and to show off North Korea's nuclear weapons, 14. Recommends that South Korea switches places with North Korea for an entire day, having all of the countries inhabitants move to the opposite Korea, and try living in their place just for fun. 15. Requests North Korea to enact 2012 if all this shizz doesn't work out.