25. Sir Alex reflecting on Chelseas dominant form in Mournihos debut season in England.

We are catching them and we just hope the finishing line doesnt come too soon. 24. Fergie on what he thought of some of the fans. We have people coming here to admire the scenery and enjoy their crisps. 23. Gaffer in retrospect regarding an argument with Peter Schmeichel. He was towering over me and the other players were almost covering their eyes. Im looking up and thinking, if he does hit me, Im dead.

Big Dane with the big BOSS! 22. Sir Alex going on about Ronaldos goal scoring spree. I bet him he wouldnt get 15 league goals and Im going to have to change my bet with him. If he gets to 15 I can change it and I am allowed to do that because Im the manager. Im going to make it 150 now. 21. Sharing what he thought of the Newcastle fans. They have those fans who are so emotional and fanatical, they expect to win the World Cup. 20. Fergie on a young Ryan Giggs. I remember the first time I saw him. He was 13 and just floated over the ground like a cocker spaniel chasing a piece of silver paper in the wind. 19. Sir Alex quipping after Uniteds 3-2 win over Fulham in summer 2005.

At half-time it could have been 20-all! But common sense took over, or boring football took over. 18. Fergie in a press conference following Wayne Rooneys desire to leave Man Utd last year. Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think its a better cow than the one youve got in your own field. Its a fact. Right? And it never really works out that way. 17. Fergie on Jose Mourinho during his tenure as Chelsea manager. He was certainly full of it, calling me Boss and Big Man when we had our post-match drink after the first leg. But it would help if his greetings were accompanied by a decent glass of wine. What he gave me was paint-stripper. 16. Sir Alex at half time to his players in 1996 in a match against Sheffield Wednesday. What the fuck are you lot playing at? That is the biggest load of shite Ive ever seen. Not one of you can look me in the eye, because not one of you deserves to have a say. I cant believe youve come here and decided to toss it off like that crap youre playing out there. 15. In the post match presser after winning the 1999 Champions League title. It would have been Sir Matt Busbys 90th birthday today, but I think he was up there doing a lot of kicking.

The men who define United. 14. Sir Alex famously quipping about fan favourite Gary Neville If he was an inch taller hed be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in Id check the milkman.

13. Commenting to the media after accidnetally hitting Beckhams fore head with a shoe. It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldnt happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing. 12. Gafffer sharing his opinion to a section of reporters about Juan Veron. On you go. Im not fucking talking to you. Hes a fucking great player. Yous are fucking idiots. 11. Sir Alex on Inzaghi, in what would go and become one of footballs most famous quotes. Pippo Inzaghi was born in an offside position. 10. Sir Alex just before United were bought over by the Glazers. Sometimes we can get too emotional as a club with things that are happening but we are both of a common denominator; we dont want the club to be in anyone elses hands. That is the way that the club stands with that. I support that. 9. Sir Alex after equalling Sir Matt Busbys record. Im privileged to have followed Sir Matt because all you have to do is to try and maintain the standards that he set so many years ago.

Fergie says- No thank you! 8. Famously quipping Uniteds fixture against Inter in UCL quarter final in 99. When an Italian tells me its pasta on the plate I check under the sauce to make sure. They are the inventors of the smokescreen. 7. Sir Alex giving out his thoughts on nemesis Arsene Wenger. They say hes an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! Ive got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages.

6. Responding to journalists about Chelseas dominant run during Mourinhos debut season. If Chelsea drop points, the cats out in the open. And you know what cats are like sometimes they dont come home. 5. Sir Alex on the Italian mentality towards football. They come out with the English are so strong, were terrible in the air, we cant do this, we cant do that. Then they beat you 3 0. 4. Sir Alex to his players before the kickoff in the 99 Champions League final. At the end of this game, the European Cup will be only six feet away from you and youll not even able to touch it if we lose. And for many of you that will be the closest you will ever get. Dont you dare come back in here without giving your all.

And he wasn't to be denied that night. (Source-Getty Images) 3. Fergie in delight after completing an amazing comeback win in 1999 UCL final at the Camp Nou against Bayern. I cant believe it. I cant believe it. Football. Bloody hell! 2. Sir Alex coining the term that is now common usage about the title run in during the 2002/03 season. Its getting tickly now squeaky-bum time, I call it. 1. Sir Alex responding to suggestions about his future in autumn 2002.

My greatest challenge is not whats happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that