Jada Jada from the Jama

HUMANFISH
BREWERY
Hoppy News from Slovenia’s Premier Craft Brewery

"Beer is proof
that God loves us
and wants us to be
happy."
Benjamin Franklin

THE HUMANFISH BREWERY MAKES VIRGIN BEER

After years of planning, drinking and procrastinating, The Humanfish Brewery in Slovenia officially commenced
operations in November 2008. Read on to learn more, and how you can use your creative juices to win both
international recognition and free beer.

It is with great excitement that the entire workforce
of The Humanfish Brewery (both of us) took
custodianship of our first brewing facility in November
2008, and on Wednesday 19th November, we brewed
our virgin beer (an Irish Red Ale which is fermenting
nicely).
Of course, as a Virgin Beer in our Virgin Brewery a
key ingredient (along with imported English Malt, the
best Slovenian Hops, and hand picked English Yeast)
was an Irish Virgin. Our Chief Yeast Whisperer
explained : “We at Humanfish use only the finest
handpicked ingredients in our crafted ales, but finding
an Irish Virgin in Ireland is nearly impossible, and freight
makes it very expensive to ship them here. So we
settled for a Slovenian Irish virgin instead, and we
keenly wait to see if we can pick up any difference in the
finished product”.
Along with the Irish Red Ale, The Humanfish
Brewery is commencing production of “Instant Karma” -
very hoppy Indian Pale Ale, “The Singing Dingo” Pale
Ale, and “The Black Widow Maker” - a creamy Stout for
the cooler months. When we picked up our Slovenian
Irish Virgin we unfortunately forgot to ask her name, so
our Irish Red Ale is presently nameless. See the article
on the next page for details on how you can help. If you
crave a particular style do drop us a line and if we can,
we will include it in one of our upcoming seasonal
brews.
So, be on the lookout for our great beers in your
favourite drinking establishment in the New Year. If your
favourite establishment does not have it on tap, change
establishments, or drop us a line and we will see what
we can do.

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BREWERY
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HELP US NAME OUR IRISH RED ALE ...

Our Irish Red Ale needs a name. Send us your ideas and win a party keg of Irish Red
We need help. Some would say we need a lot of help.
Mainly of the psychiatric variety. But seriously we need
your help in naming our Irish Red Ale. So, if any of our
friends and fellow beer geeks can help us out it would
be great. A few thoughts:
It needs to sort of fit with our other beers
Singing Dingo Pale Ale
Instant Karma IPA
The Black Widow Maker Stout
But for one reason or another they faded into the
bowels of our creative juices, and were subsequently
expunged with the beer that helped with their creation in
the first place.
So, send us any ideas you or your friends have, and if
we like it we will send you some cool Humanfish
Merchandise (just as soon as we get it made) and you
can call on a party keg of one of our brews for your next
shindig. We can’t send you cash because we don’t have
any, but we will love you forever.

It cannot be stolen from someone else (Humanfish Ideas can be sent directly to Matthew at:
Kilkenny Irish Red Ale) will probably not fly with our legal
team, but otherwise it just needs to be a bit catchy, matthew.charlesworth@humanfishbrewery.com
different, and fun. We thought about:

The Liverpool Kiss

The Virgin Red

THAT’S ALL FOR NOW BUT...

If you know of anyone who might be interested in receiving future copies of “Jada Jada from the Jama” feel free to
forward this on to them and have them drop me a line, I will gladly add them to the list.

If you do not want to receive future editions of “Jada Jada from the Jama” send us an email with “Stop Clogging
My Inbox - Scumbag” in the heading line and we will take you off the list.

If you want to contact us for ideas, maybe you own a pub and want to profit by selling our beers, or you want to
drop by to the brewery for a few ales you can get us in the following ways:
Matthew - matthew.charlesworth@humanfishbrewery.com ph. +386 (0)40 238 384
Jan - jan.ledinek@humanfishbrewery.com ph. +386 (0)40 238 385

...and remember NOT ALL BEER IS YELLOW. Cheers.

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HUMANFISH
BREWERY
Hoppy News from Slovenia’s Premier Craft Brewery

"Beer is proof
that God loves us
and wants us to be
happy."
Benjamin Franklin

PIVOVARNA HUMANFISH PROIZVEDLA DEVIŠKO PIVO

Po letih načrtovanja, pitja in zavlačevanja je pivovarna Humanfish novembra 2008 uradno pričela z delovanjem
v Sloveniji. V nadaljevanju preberite, kako si lahko s svojo domiselnostjo utrete pot do mednarodne
prepoznavnosti in brezplačnega piva.

Celotna ekipa pivovarne Humanfish (beri: oba) je z
velikim navdušenjem v novembru 2008 prevzela
skrbništvo nad našim prvim pivovarskim obratom. V
sredo, 19. novembra, smo zvarili naše prvo deviško pivo
(irsko rdeče pivo, ki odlično vre).
Kot se spodobi za deviško pivo v deviški pivovarni,
je bila ključna sestavina (poleg uvoženega angleškega
slada, najboljšega slovenskega hmelja in ročno
nabranega angleškega kvasa) seveda irska devica. Naš
glavni šepetalec kvasu je razložil: “Pri nas v pivovarni
Humanfish pri izdelavi piva uporabljamo le najboljše
ročno nabrane sestavine, ampak najti irsko devico na
Irskem je skoraj nemogoče, poleg tega pa bi bil prevoz
devic z ladjo zelo drag. Zato smo se odločili za
slovensko irsko devico in že nestrpno čakamo, ali bomo
v končnem proizvodu lahko zaznali kakšno razliko.”
Poleg irskega rdečega piva pivovarna Humanfish
začenja s proizvodnjo piva “Instant Karma” – zelo
hmeljastega indijskega svetlega piva, svetlega piva “The
Singing Dingo” in piva “The Black Widow Maker” –
kremastega močnega temnega piva za hladnejše
mesece. Ko smo pobrali našo prvo slovensko irsko
devico, smo jo na žalost pozabili povprašati po imenu,
zato naše irsko rdeče pivo še nima imena. Podrobnosti
o tem, kako lahko pomagate, si preberite na naslednji
strani. Če si želite določenega tipa piva, se nam oglasite
in če bo mogoče, ga bomo vključili v katero od
prihajajočih sezonskih varjenj.
Torej, v novem letu bodite pozorni na naša odlična
piva v vašem najljubšem lokalu. Če v vašem najljubšem
lokalu našega točenega piva nimajo, zamenjajte lokal ali
pa se nam oglasite in videli bomo, kaj lahko za vas
storimo.

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HUMANFISH
BREWERY
Hoppy News from Slovenia’s Premier Craft Brewery

POMAGAJTE NAM POIMENOVATI NAŠE IRSKO RDEČE PIVO

Naše irsko rdeče pivo išče ime. Pošljite nam svoje ideje in zadenite sodček irskega rdečega.

Potrebujemo pomoč. Nekateri bi rekli, da je The Liverpool Kiss

potrebujemo veliko. Predvsem psihiatrične. Ampak prav
zares potrebujemo vašo pomoč pri poimenovanju
našega irskega rdečega piva. Torej, če nam kdo od
naših prijateljev in pivskih so-zanesenjakov lahko
pomaga, bomo pomoči zelo veseli. Nekaj smernic:
The Virgin Red
vendar so se ta zaradi tega ali onega razloga stopila v
sokove naše domišljije, ki smo jih skupaj s pivom, ki je
pravzaprav pripomoglo k njihovih iznajdbi, že izločili.

Ime se mora nekako ujemati z imeni naših ostalih piv:
Singing Dingo Pale Ale
Instant Karma IPA
The Black Widow Maker Stout
Ime ne sme biti ukradeno od kod drugod (Humanfish
Kilkenny Irish Red Ale), ker naša pravniška ekipa s tem
ne bo preveč zadovoljna, naj pa bo malce drugačno,
zabavno in zapeljivo. Razmišljali smo o imenih
Torej, pošljite nam svoje ideje ali ideje vaših prijateljev in
če nam bodo všeč, vam bomo poslali kakšen super
Humanfish promocijski izdelek (takoj, ko nam jih bodo
naredili), prav tako pa boste prejeli sodček piva po
vašem izboru za vašo naslednjo zabav. Denarja vam žal
ne moremo poslati, ker ga nimamo, vendar vas bomo
imeli za vedno radi.
Ideje lahko pošljete neposredno Matthewu na email:
matthew.charlesworth@humanfishbrewery.com

TO JE VSE ZA ZDAJ, AMPAK...

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posredujte tale izvod, pa naj nam pošljejo svoj naslov, mi pa jih bomo z veseljem dodali na seznam.

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predal – bedak!” v naslovu in odstranili vas bomo s seznama.

Želite z nami navezati stike? Imate kakšno dobro idejo? Imate morda gostilno in želite zaslužiti s prodajo našega
piva, ali pa se zgolj želite oglasiti v naši pivovarni na kakšnem pivu? Dosegljivi smo na:
Matthew - matthew.charlesworth@humanfishbrewery.com tel. +386 (0)40 238 384
Jan - jan.ledinek@humanfishbrewery.com tel. +386 (0)40 238 385

...in ne pozabite - NI VSAKO PIVO RUMENO. Na zdravje!

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