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FOLLOW ALL MANDATES SO ALPHA COMPLEX WILL WORK PECFERTLY. In Alpha Complex, The Computers underground city of the future, happy citizens follow all mandates. If they dont, The Computer will be unhappy. This will make the happy citizens unhappy too. Quickly. THE COMPUTER DID NOT SAY PECFERTLY. THE COMPUTER ALWAYS SPEAKS FERPECTLY. Efficiency auditor Clarence-Y enforces mandatesand he knows them all. By owning a secret pet, the mutant lab mouse Ignatius, Clarence has already broken 22 mandates. And its not even lunch. ATTENTION: REPLACE ALL USES OF FERPECTLY WITH CREFPETLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. On assignment for Internal Security, Clarence impersonates notorious criminal Superstar Pirate and infiltrates four treasonous secret societies in one day. All the mandate violations! Theyre making his head explode. No, wait. Heavy weaponrythats what will explode his head. A FREE preview, The Recruitment of Clarence-Y, from the complete PARANOIA novel Y1:
Traitor Hangout
by WJ MacGuffin
Traitor Hangout
by WJ MacGuffin
Orientation
ALPHA COMPLEX The Computers underground city of the future. Trust The Computer! The Computer is your friend! CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT Most prestigious and powerful of the eight service groups, giant bureaucracies that govern every aspect of life. CPU administers rules, regulations, operations, directives, and proceduresthe millionfold tasks of managing Alpha Complex. SECURITY CLEARANCE The measure of The Computers trust in a citizen. High-clearance citizens enjoy comfort and authority. Clearances follow the color spectrum: INFRARED (lowest), RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, VIOLET, ULTRAVIOLET (highest). IGNATIUS Small white mouse. Former subject in a lab experiment researching probability manipulation. Rescued by a secret society; now a CPU workers pet.
PARANOIA / Y1 Traitor Hangout preview / 2 The Recruitment of Clarence-Y: Chapters 1-3 from the full-length PARANOIA novel Y1 Traitor Hangout by WJ MacGuffin
Traitor Hangout
by WJ MacGuffin ultravioletbooks.com
Light-hearted stories of backstabbing, treachery, and Internal Security Friendly Tap Justification forms (to be completed after truncheon use). Based on the bestselling roleplaying game of fear and ignorance in a darkly satirical future, official PARANOIA novels are now available as ebooks from Ultraviolet Booksand theyre even for your security clearance. If you were looking for paranormal romance with dreamy dead guys well, citizen, it sounds like youre off your hormone suppressants. But if you like Douglas Adams and stories of know-it-all rules lawyers put through four kinds of hell (how could you not?), your friend The Computer requires you to enjoy PARANOIA. PARANOIA NOVELS ARE FUN. OTHER NOVELS ARE NOT FUN. READ PARANOIA.
The Computer is Your Friend, an introductory anthology Reality Optional by Gareth Hanrahan Traitor Hangout by WJ MacGuffin The Troubleshooter Rules trilogy by Allen Varney Book 1: Stay Alert Book 2: Trust No One (available spring 2012) Book 3: Keep Your Laser Handy (available summer 2012) Download them from the same fine site where you got this book, or visit us at ultravioletbooks.com.