-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Abraham is a regular fuckin Johhny B Cool knockin down Putnam like this: "putnam posted: i shouldn't have said

that DMCA shit about sa because that's retarded, the i mages are not even hosted here and i wouldn't do that to lowtax. but rest assured i'll contact your hosting company, you dumb piece of shit." well i'm gonna go ahead then and attach the pictures to each one of my posts fro m here out, because I'm pretty sure Lowtax would get a kick out of that DMCA ema il and I'm sure I'll have a good laugh with two of the guys from dreamhost that I h ave lunch with every two weeks on business -------------------------------------------------------------------putnam flipped out on Abraham and said: Do you think I give a shit about tracking those people down? It's posted because the people who registered WANTED IT. I have no idea who reported me and I don't really care. You are the biggest fucking nerd on the face of the earth, I swear. You sit and play WoW and post all day in FYAD, while meticulously organizing your collection of pictures you save of every member that FYAD has a circlejerk for. Any poster that doesn't post here would find you to be a fucking pathetic loser and you've never done anything useful for this community at all besides a bunch of bullshi t praise for "saving" someone's life that was already saved before you got to th em anyway. It's embarrassing that you were made a mod but someone must not care about the integrity of the community. Put that in fyad.txt or your signature stat! ---------------------------------------------------------------------jjoeboi (who?) broke down sobbing and said: fuck you and FUCK off. Im leaving the forum anyway. I hope all of you have fun d ancing around in your gay little forum. no one anywhere else is going to give a fucking shit what you 're doing in here and I KNOW that kills you. fuckin attent ion whores. edit -- if your trying to get new members in here, youre seriously not helping y our case one bit. It doesnt help ANYONE to be so off putting. im not trying to b e so harsh to you though. -------------------------------------------------------------Loinworm's suggestion to OMGWTFBBQ for a new "comedy goldmine": How about a big list of all the posts I've made that have affected your life so deeply that you can't even make it through a two minute telephone conversation w ithout ranting and raving about how much you hate me and want to permaban me?

Optionally you could consider: 1) A list of all the jokes on this website that you have actually understood. 2) A list of reasons why you not only registered an account on the forums of a w ebsite dedicated to all that "mean humor" you don't like, but decided to take up an administrative position there in order to insure that you waste as much time as humanly possible worrying about how mean the people there are to you when yo u try to fit in with them and fail miserably. 3) A photocopy of the $400 sushi bill you had to pay because you love goons so m uch. 4) A list of plastic surgeons operating in the country today who possess both th e skills and dedication necessary to squeeze your gut up far enough past your ne ck to make it look like you actually have a chin. 5) A picture of qirex at a rap concert. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) -----------------------------------------------------------------------Tsolzyob after being told to get the fuck out: is that all you can bring to the table? I at least try to be witty and origional with my replies and all you fagots for it ooohh :GOOOF:, love makes me even hat e myself for thinking that I can get you faggots to try for more than just the o rdnaiary. --------------------------------------------------------------DisgruntledJoe's girlfriend broke up with him on AIM by saying: Mary: i dont want to be your girlfriend anymore.... there are things you say and things you do that im pretty good about and i tolerate, and then there are thin gs you say and i dont really think you even think about what you're saying -------------------------------------------------------------------powers (maybe Dominic nah, even he wasn't THIS gay) said this: screenshots are the funniest thing ever. Any spokkerjones can guff a PM. Learn how to Burn in style you unfunny faggot. At least these other people were owning me in style. You piece of shit.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------king reol pt 2 aka ryan lord wrote this in his "dear richard": Hey, thanks for erasing all of BMD's posts ever on SA. The cover up effort i s appreciated and it is not a sign of guilt AT all. Tampering with evidence will have absolutely no affect on any sort of charge you may face in the future. Oh and did you report to the IRS what sort of business you were running betw een 2002 and January of 2005? I hear audits are a hoot! How are the anti-depressants working out for you? quote:This is to inform you of a lawsuit : http://web.archive.org/web/20000815...thingawful.com/

Remember when you used to be normal? quote:I've now been signed up to 10+ new spam lists and I've officially deci ded that you don't deserve to get away with the harassment you cause other peopl e. It's time to start taking the internet seriously Rich. I suggest you hire a c riminal lawyer and get some advice. Your wife and your poor daughter are going t o really suffer because of the actions you are making and the impact it's going to have on your family. Unlike you Rich, I don't walk away from a fight. You're the type that backed down from eFront, GameFan, etc. Why don't you contact Mark Surfas to ask how I handled things when they didn't pay me the money they owed. Three years later, I got paid. This however is not just about money. It's about the harassment your hosting of pictures / a video and the publication of my personal information has caused . When you posted my emails the death threats and harassment increased 10x. Your administrator Ryan (OMGWTFBBQ) also posted my telephone number but then edited it out while pasting a PM. The release of my telephone number sparked even more harassment. There are two police reports with my police department regarding the threats where you are named specifically as the source of releasing my information in a n attempt to retaliate against me. I have representation by a criminal lawyer an d I advise that you get one as well because this isn't about a lawsuit, this is about your life, your wife's life and your daughter's life. Ask him about the li ability you have for hosting BTB, NMP3s and DPPH while making money off the foru ms. Ask him about the liability you have for your involvement in the other commu nities. You can say that you weren't involved but others at those communities pr ovided information to show otherwise. This is all going to end in a big bang that you'll end up wishing you never got involved with. You have my word on that. I'm giving you one opportunity to d iscuss this with me directly. You are either going to find a way to minimize the damage you have already caused or things will get worse fast. You'll see what I mean. quote:Are you rlrspam on aim? Also, two things.. 1. I want your word that any future conversations stay between us. If you gi ve your word, I will give mine and I won't guff any of these email / AIM convers ations. 2. Do yourself a favor and get some advice from someone other than Leonard J . Crabs on the former file forums. I know you have the money available to you so go talk to a criminal lawyer. Hell, you may get a free consultation out of it a nyhow and whatever you tell them should be confidential even if it's admission o f being involved in a crime (atleast in IL). If it's not me that gets you in tro uble, it's probably going to be someone that either you or one of your admins pi ss off. The lawyer I'm working with said he couldn't even believe some of the th ings you do to humiliate / piss off people when so many know about BTB / NMP3 / DPPH. Then there's SADCHUB, PBP, ZIRC and all of these new sites that solely use S A for member registration / verification with the whole "enter this string of nu mbers or letters into your profile". I'm sure a lawyer could be useful in determ ining if there's any liability there as well. It doesn't help that paid admins o f yours also have their hands in these sites. Ozma for example had / has moderat

ion powers in TGC and was an admin at WDMA. Ryan quote:I'm not on an anti-sa crusade, if I was my lawyers the FBI on the 10th of this month. Also, keep in mind Rich, defense lawyers. These guys are not here to sue people, they nt me to the authorities and defend me against any potential the same lawyers you should be talking to. would have met with these are criminal are here to represe charges. These are

Yes, I said that would be my last communication with you and those were my i ntentions. At the time I had a meeting set up where I was going to go ahead and push forward with things. If people had done something to you like they did to m e, you'd be making some very harsh decisions fast too. I lost work, I lost incom e, etc. because people from your community contacted people I work with saying s he was underage and that I raped her. Like you, I live by myself except I don't have a forum of schitzos and bi-polar maniacs paying my bills. quote:I don't care about people making fun of videos especially because none of that shit is true. She's not fat, she's not ugly, she's none of those things . Hell, my truly crazy ex "goose" from your forums had the figure of a model whe n I first started dating her but people still refer to her as a whale when she's brought up. That shit means nothing to me, I know the truth about how both look . It's the lies about her being underage and claims that I raped her that pinche d a nerve. You don't do that shit. Same thing goes for the lies Ozma spreads about me being crazy. Words = craz y right? Asking Ozma if she has the ability to see what was edited also means I' m crazy especially when my ex was threatening to burn my apartment down, tried k idnapping my dog, told me bluntly she'd murder me, called up my friends threaten ing to kill them, etc. But no, in Ozma's words, I'm a fucking nutball that filed a police report over the forums. No, I filed multiple police reports over the t hreats and was working on filing a restraining order. Did you even listen to the MP3? http://www.invisibledream.com/gosia/went_too_far.mp3 That's a representation of the type of people that exist on your forum. Then to top it off, Ozma acts like I was permabanned because I wouldn't stop contact ing them. She banned me for responding to a PM. That is true. I was permabanned however because of RabidLeper and WDMA. Do y ou want me to go pull the IRC logs of RabidLeper demanding the videos and pictur es I made with Goose? I didn't release the porn so RabidLeper / Ozma had me perm abanned. I hadn't said a single word to Ozma / OMGWTFBBQ for atleast 2-3 days. But hey, permabans are a last resort right? I'm sure the fact that she was D r.Eldarion's ex had nothing to do with it. I'll put it this way, if I really wanted drama at the time I had a bit of in formation that I could have dropped regarding Dr.Eldarion and his fiance Quietsa jen that would have really created a storm. I was simply trying to protect mysel f from my crazy ex. You'd think you'd understand after some of the girls you dat ed and some of the post-breakup shit you dealt with like the theft of your lapto p. Regarding the phone, so be it. You'd be surprised though how far off your ju dgements of who I am are. I'm a very calm relaxed person. I get upset of course like I was the night I emailed you but I wasn't sitting here beating my fists do

wn on my table screaming out with rage. Compared to most of the people on your f orum, I'm much more sane Rich. quote:Really nice how atleast two of your forum users have been continually emailing my friends and family on MySpace with links to the pictures and fucked up comments. MySpace has reset my id twice, reset my email twice but somehow the se shining stars of your community keep finding my profile. So are you going to remove all mentions of my personal information / real na me / etc.? I'm sure with the way you piss people off you don't want your info ou t there. For all you know one day one of these psychos might end up pulling the same shit on you or even worse - following through. Ryan quote:More spam on my email accounts and now people have somehow been signin g my cell phone up for spam lists. I have gotten 8 subscriptions to lists on Del phiGlass, DailyCandy and BrowserTune.com. Your admin OMGWTFBBQ is the one that posted my phone number. Because the mes sages are coming in as text messages and not emails, I have no way to unsubscrib e. I have all three companies looking in to how this is even happening because a s far as they know, they have no ability to send advertisements to cell phones a s texts. You or someone else behind all this harassment is doing something to ro ute spam to my telephone as texts. You obviously didn't want to take down relevant information. Now I am going to ask you.. what are you going to do to make this up to me? I just spoke to my lawyer about this ongoing harassment. You are responsible for all of the attacks that have come my way since you made the thread in FYAD. You have done nothing to minimize any further harassment / threats. Now you are going to have to find a way to reimburse me for what you've caused. If you think this is a game, you will find yourself regretting all of this i n the future. I am done with it. You obviously hadn't even consulted with a lawy er because if you had, you'd have removed all the information that you put up so that people could harass me. Remember Rich, my links are not public. The only w ay people are getting to my site is through your links to it. You however expose d my name, lies and personal information to over 60,000 registered members and a ll guests that visit your site as the FYAD goldmine is public. I was advised not to even contact you but I am giving you one last opportuni ty to do something for the sake of your own family. You created the mess I am de aling with for weeks now. You wanted to make my life hell, soon it will be your life that is hell. Unfortunately however, it will also affect your wife and daug hter. Think fast. Ryan quote:Oh and just as a note Rich, this is not a civil lawsuit threat. I'm no t threatening to sue you. Ryan quote:One thing I forgot to mention, "Gregory", "Robert Stack" and others on the SA MySpace group have emailed over twenty girls that I personally know with links to the pictures and to the FYAD thread.

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm...oupID=100860915 That's the current SA group of over 700 people. Myspace has reset my profile username, numeric id, real name and email address twice now but these people ke ep finding my account which has numerous real life friends and family as friends and emailing people from it. Once again, you are now going to find a way to make this up to me. None of t his harassment would be going on if you and your admins hadn't done what you did . Ryan quote:Boy Rich, I guess since you're convinced I'm sending your wife IMs tha t I should start telling the police that you are the one threatening to rape my girlfriend. Rich .. you're going to be asking yourself "what did I get myself into??" so on enough. Let's take a trip down memory lane ... " 3) The File Forums were responsible for Paypal dropping SA, and now Jelsof t (the makers of vB) are trying to claim that they're taking away our license be cause of them." "Yes I know people join the forums because of the File Forums, and SA would definitely make a lot less money if they were gone," "It's a shame, because I seriously DO NOT want to drop anything that people in the SA community use or frequent, as I envision SA being a kind of one-stop f orum for everything and being an entire community upon itself, but I really don' t know anything about the law here and I'd like to play this as safe as possible ." "Forum registrations are down 40% since the file forums were shut down" ", but I really don't know anything about the law here and I'd like to play this as safe as possible." "For the sake of the people here, I'd like to ask the mods of the file forum s to look into starting up their own forums and migrating the users to there" Here's a nice quote by EPG : "I think our policy is going to be to pretend that these other sites don't e xist unless it becomes an issue we have to address." It's going to cost you way more than thousands of dollars. Everything I'm do ing is legal. I'm in the clear. You and your community did its damage. What goes around comes around. quote:Answer these questions for me though .. why are you so self destructiv e? If you predicted this in your very own thread months ago, why have you only d one things to make this all actually happen? Do you not care about your family? Do you think that I really enjoy hurting people's lives? Have you even bothered to consult with a criminal lawyer?

There was a time when I really enjoyed talking to you before you became who you are now. Just remember that this isn't how I wanted things to go down. Obvio usly there are things we could have both done different but we both now have to face what the current reality is. You have been unwilling to change or help stop the harassment and I have been unwilling to back off when the harassment keeps coming. I know you enjoy making me out to be a nutcase but the fact of the matte r is, I'm not as bad as you make me out to be. I gave plenty of fair warning and I gave this an opportunity to calm down. It didn't. Ryan ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Some took time out from looking at naked fat bitches to say this: For the time being, Amateur Night is closed. I heard rumor of it ending up on we ekend web and that - however remote it may be - is something we need to avoid. I'm really not sure what to do. People on the internet sometimes have an insatia ble desire to be mean. FYAD really is the scum of hte internet, and they are hap py about it. I mean, it's very easy to get banned in FYAD if you say something s tupid, or click the wrong link, but if you do something geniunely harmful to ano ther person, its praised. It is very much a Lord of the Flies type situation. Without the boundaries set b y society, mankind falls to hatred and hedonism. We need to forge some kind of agreement with SA. I don't know how ____ did it, b ut it seems to me we deserve the same privilge to have people keep their mouths shut. I'm going to look into some more possibilities.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------msanborn read a John Grisham book then said this: every page on my site - indicates it's copywrited. every single page. I think that pretty much says it. I don't have to BE the attorney, only know the laws incl those concerning the internet; and I do. sometimes when kids play with matches, they start fires they have no clue on how to put out. I think in the end (because I can gaurantee this is going to start off a drama bomb in here), it will be a nice little lesson learned for those gan king the stuff from my website. you're never as anonymous as you think you are. and that's pretty much all I need to say to FYAD and their lovely interlopers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------msanborn said this inbetween twinkies: nice to know there are small minds out there with too much time on their hands a

nd not really a whole lot of creativity or imagination other than to pull stuff off of a copywrited website and try to poke fun. and yes; I realize that this too will get poked fun at because again - small min ds... etc. I do appreciate the fact that phazer pointed it out to me in the first place. to answer some questions: my avatar is of me because .. well it's ME. why I'd want to go to Goon Con; is to take a friend that wants to go - plain and simple do I care about this thread? no at first I was amused, but now that you've stepp ed over boundaries; click; print; attorney time. And don't think it can't be use d because - well since you've ventured into my site you'll know - I do have a la w background. so enjoy yourselves while you can. slut? hardly. amused? originally. enraged? sure. revenge? absolutely. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------key west tried to bomb classylassie into submission by tossing this firecracker: okay look. you were run out of gbs for being an attention whore. you decided to come here w here you are derided for being an attention whore. you either are an idiot and don't know what you are doing, or this is a carefull y crafted gimmick. if the former, you are a stupid vapid cunt. if you are the la tter, you are an annoying long-standing gimmick and thus not worth paying attent ion to. which is it? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------cannibal said this to corsair in re: his pool: You're not a very good dad Maybe if you paid 1/10th of the attention you give FYAD, to your kids, they'd be happy. Instead they get a dad, who spends more time in FYAD than with them. When they grow older, they will wish you could've been gay instead. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Crabrock laid this superslam on Prower: 5 years here and i havnt seen one good post from you have you made millions from playing video games yet also when i had the most fun posting was when i was still bbg and didnt have an avatar you're a retard and the only thin g that makes me sad in life is that a 13 year old fag on the internet doesnt lik e me

---------------------------------------------------------------1SimpleMistake18 had this to say about the Jewish conspiracy: hmmmmm?? is fyad jealous because they can't sing so they resort to downloading s hitty tabs of shitty bands they like off the internet and sit here and whine about people thta actually can play musi c? no way.... --------------------------------------------------------------------KungFu Yeti (whoever the fuck that is) postulated this gem: No. Something Awful is Middle-Earth. Lowtax is Illuvitar, the Admins are Valar, the Mods are Maiar and perhaps Istari. Then you got the Elves who are veteran me mbers, and the Humans and Dwarves who are regulars. Hobbits are good newbies and Orcs are bad newbies. Orcs shit up threads by using Trolls. Nazgul are notoriou s bad posters who have so far managed to avoid being banned, and whom everyone d reads coming into threads, because we all know they're going to fuck it up. When ever a Nazgul posts, people go "AAAAAAAHHHH, shut up!" because they can't stand the screeching. King Reol is either Sauron or Morgoth. Either Cliff Yablonski or Leonard J. Crabbs is Gandalf. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Elpintogrande said this as he cried hiself to sleep: I don't care for his admin style and the way he shits all over moderators and fe llow admins in the mods forum and elsewhere. I think he's the least essential fr ontpage writer we have. I'm horrified that he's trying to revive the Ask Emily c olumn as Ask Spokker and I think it's indicative of his lack of originality. I t hink almost anyone capable of reading English could do Weekend Web. I get the im pression that he is trying to personally decide how Something Awful should be ru n. I think he treats most of the forums as a running joke he can use in FYAD and I think even there people like him a lot less than he thinks. I think his Howard S tern and Tom Leykis fanboyism is tiresome and the root of most of his bad jokes. I think he's generally unpleasant to interact with on a professional level. I d on't respect or trust him as an admin largely because he disrespects the majorit y of the people I respect on the team. I think he's new, headstrong, overestimat es his value to Something Awful, and is prone to bullying and grandstanding to g et what he wants. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------GPF said this while turning his mother's corpse into a zombie (lol zombies): Oh goons. I knew you'd all come through for me. This is a no ban, no probation zone. I have been a Tom Clancy for way too long, and I trust that every mod and every admin treat this thread as I have requested . There is humor and irreverance in the soul of everyone here, and I am not the on e to take it from you. My mother is gone and there is nothing I can do about tha t. Be mean. Be cruel. Sharpen your ascerbic wit. My mother was a very funny lady, a nd, if the timing was right, she would have been protected at the bottom of the stairs as well. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Artificial Kid dropped this knowledge like butts drop poop: Yeah it has become a bit of a monoculture, not one-sided but lacking any new and interesting axes of debate. Also I get really irritated with the orthodoxies, like a couple of years ago eve ryone said "North Korea could turn Seoul to rubble in seconds with artillery", t hen some military goons made some posts about counter-battery systems and so on, and now when someone comes in to spout the old orthodoxy (which I bought into b ut now really am agnostic about) someone will almost immediately step up and say "don't youknow that KJI's artillery is useless?!", on no grounds other than the past assertions of those same military goons. I haven't done the numbers but I have a feeling I post in D&D a lot less than I used to. There are periods of days on end where the front page of D&D seems to b ear the same sequence of dull threads. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Artificial Kid Gurgled this shit: Oh how convenient that you're only allowed to slag me off here where "it's not f or evidence", but don't have the guts to try to make anything stick in D&D. I've got an idea, why not stop being such a faggot and just enjoy the arguments? If you go in there looking to prevail then all you'll win is a deeper appreciat ion of the ephemeral and unsatisfying nature of INTERNET. If you go in there loo king to have fun turning over events and ideas with other reasonably intelligent people you might get something out of it. I can honestly say I don't have a long-term grudge against anyone in D&D for any thing they've said or done there. I've only bought one custom title that I can r emember, and that was when Calenth was trying to keep a low profile (stay under the ban radar). He said on IRC that he was enjoying posting in "stealth mode", s o I gave him a big red title that said "STEALTH MODE" as a joke. You probably think I take myself very seriously or think I'm better or more corr ect than everyone else, which couldn't be further from the truth. The one thing I'll put my hand up to is spending too much time here for my own good, a habit I picked up when I had a boring and easy day job with unsupervised internet acces s. But unless you're seriously concerned for my welfare I'm not sure why that wo uld bother you so much. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Another BlueBoi Gem: i dont even know why im bothering to post this when i know you are just going to flame me with thine "funneh" insults and all around gayness, but maybe jusdt ma ybe i will get through to one of you losers and you will realise what a sad fuck you truly are, and stop thinking that posting in a pink forum makes you any mor e than a pathetic nerd who wastes his life putting others down on the internet. lets just say LSD is a pretty fucking enlightening drug, although im not on LSD right now in fact i am on weed and alchohol but that is beside the point. you se e when i am hanging out with my friends i forget this place even exists, let alo ne when i am tripping on my lsd which i have now started taking, this leads me t o the logic that the more of a life you have the less you think about or post in fyad. i am usually on at least 5 drugs on any given day and my mind is so open that there are concepts i think of that losers like you cant even understand, ye t you have the nerve to laugh at me? i have told my friend julie about this plac e and will be showing it to her soon, she thinks that you are all pathetic loser s and she is right. you see if you spent the time posting in fyad instead talkin

g to females or taking drugd with friends like me, you would be a better person in general. why am i posting this if i have a life? to be honest i dont really give a fuck w hat you think, im on too much drugs right now to even consider thine small minde d opinions. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------BlueBoi said this gay-ass shit: For fuck's sake. I have started entering descent, funny content and i get flamme d / insulted in every thread i post no matter what content or funniness i post i n whatever thread and its beginning to piss me the fuck off. Now listen here i w ouldn't mind if you fuck holes constantly flamed me as long as i was being gay o r being hostile, but there is no fucking reason to flame me when i am entering d ecent content, its just a fucking bandwagon. Whats hilarious is that you faggots think you are actually getting on my nerves / upsetting my by insaulting me; I' ll tell you, that in school every fucking day i was called "asian biaotch" by bl acks (I went to school in a black community in cali), I was teased by everyone o f all races but mainly blacks, every day, for playing magic the gathering/ warha mmer etc. So If i can handle being bullied by large blacks (who im actually cool with now, i matured into a good looking guy who gets girls, and has a girlfrien d who lets him fuck whenever i want), then you think i care what some pasty whit es on the internet think of me. Heres a clue if you cant get it into thine thick skull: THE ANSWER CONTAINS THE LETTERS O and N AND NOT IN THAT ORDER, REARANGE THEM TO GET THE ANSWER. Now let me ask you this. What if elf pr0n had my entire posting career? she would still be revered and popular, because she is a girl. t his shows how desperate FYAD is, and its ironic that you call GBS nerds/virgins ETC when you circlejerk around girls like poseur and elf pron, who in my opinion is a vappid, stupid cunt who enters no content whatsoever. IVe spoken with lowt ax over ICQ/ Email and he actually says that i am a cool guy, what do you nerds think of that, that YOUR HERO lowtax likes me? Whats sad is that now you know lo wtax likes me, my popularity will probably go up just for that. You think I give a fuck? I dont care how popular I am in this forum, I am an independantguy, I p lay by my own rules and i dont give a flying fuck what society thinks of me. I h ave my own style of dress and shit, and really dont care who likes me and who do esnt. dont like me? thats thine loss not mine. Now, if i were ever to meet one of you people who flames me in real life, let's just say thine attitude might change a little. Ive studied tae kwon do for 4 yea rs, and studied kung fu as a young child. I am going to take up judo soon, and a lso casually jeet kune do. I lift weights every day, and have been in a fight be fore, and won. That's the thing, that behind the internet you can say whatever y ou like to me, but you know what? Im secure in the fact that i am popular in my circle of friends in real life, and dont need to be accepted in some faggot foru m to boost my self esteem, i am also confident that i could kick most of thine a sses in real life, so what do i care? Another thing. You FYADDERS think that you invented "offbeat" humnor like saying random shit like "GONG SHOW MUMPS", but i ts been done before and way fucking better. Have you ever seen wobbl and bob? th e badger badger mushroom animation? in 30 seconds/2 minutes those 2 flash animat ions capured a random abstract humor way better than fyad has for years. Even if it were true that fyad was funny, you people have no fucking justification in f lamming GBS etc for being losers when if you look on most profiles here you will see like-10 000 PPOSTS (-30 POSTS A DAY) posting 30 for hours a fucknig day on an internet forum i mean how pathetic can you get, and you are flaming me? Heres a little anegdote for you. When I first read this forums, i thought it was hilarious and brilliant. when I saw faggots get mocked for making shit posts i laughed and realised i wanted to be a part of this community. Whats more? I foun

d my self attracted to the females who frequent this forum, which is rare since most females on internet forums are ugly. i thought to myself, if i could take a ny online community and put it IRL for people to hang out, i would choose FYADF. I imagined a high school of FYAD where older posters were teachers. hot girls e verywhere, funny people making jokes it would have been the best fucking school in the world i thought. But gradually, with each needless flame and racist shit i saw, i realised how gay you truely are.I thought to myself, maybe i can remedy the gayness by making funny posts, while still not being rude to newbs. not fla ming unless i was flamed first. I thought maybe a revolution in posting would oc cur and that i would be praised. but i have now gone on to be one of the most un poipular posters in this entire forum? HOW CAN I PUT THIS?? F U B]C K YOU Jesus. Its not that im angry at you, I am above getting angry at people on the i nternet, I just feel sorry for you if anything. YOu are incapable of showing com passion towards a poster who tries to improve himself. You are incapable or eror acording to thine own elitist, fucking faggot attitudes. You are high school sh itlickers who really just dont understand how life works.You know what? you shou ld be flatterd i even bothered typing one line to you fags so let me just end it siomply in plain english so you FAGGOTS can understand what the fuck im sayng. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING GROUP OF UTTER. FUCKING. IDIOTIC. SHIT EATING. CIRCL EJERK. FAGGOTS. EVER. TO. WALK. THE. EARTH. NOTHING YOU SAY TO ME CAN HURT ME AT ALL! YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT, EDGY OR COOL, YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC FUCKING PIE CES OF SHIT WHO LIKE TO BELLITLE OTHERS OVER THE INTERNET TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT T HEMSELVES. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I. AM. DONE. TRYING. TO. ADD. CONTENT. HERE. THE ONLY POSTS I FUCKING MAKE WILL BE TO FLAME YOU FAGGOTS AND TO TELL YOU HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE! THERE IS NO BANISHMENT ANY MORE BECAUSE YOU SHITHEELS HARASSED LOWTAX, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO, I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE. [/B]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Kit had this to say about the Jewish conspiracy: Yeah I guess I'd post more, but I'm busy with this thing called a "life". You fu cking internet queers are seriously pathetic. It fascinates me that you try to m ake me into an asshole, but you spend thine nights quoting some shit I said six months ago. Let me roll my fucking eyes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------LoinWave had this to say about the Jewish conspiracy: thats because everyone is fucking elitist as hell in FYAD and if one dumbass can say something and everyone will suck his balls and agree and jump on the bandwa gon then yep its just like how FYAD has always been except at one point we were

all better than that and loved and embraced eachother and tried to improve upon eachothers humor by adding constructive comments in a thread but you guys are all rancid elitist faggots now so fuck you ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nofehr said this gay shit: Recently I was put on probation by Lowtax aka Richard Kyanka. The amount of time does not matter but the fact I ended up in the Leper's Colony makes me question Mr. Kyanka's ability to truly administer the forums anymore. The reason I question h is authority is because he put me on probation for his misinterpretation. I started a thread about a mess-up in Requiem For A Dream http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...readid=1302566. In my first post I did not tell what the title of the movie was because I wanted to leave goons in "suspens e". However I mentioned someone would most likely guess it. I was correct in my assumption, and BizzyLimpkits guessed it correctly. Many people were not sure of the title, and made wrong guesses, so amid the confusion, I wanted to point out what the right answer was and stop this bafflement. So I quoted BizzyLimpkits and instead of using the formal statement, "Your guess is correct", I used "and You Win." Now I did not say, "You win this thread" or "You win the internet" nor did I want to imply either one. I also did not set up any comp etition and BizzyLimpkits was the first one to guess it correctly and he/she won. Those things are probational, but I did not commit any of the aforementioned crimes. A ll I said was a rewording of, " This is the right guess for any of you that care. Goo d Job." I set up this poll to bring democracy to this forum in order to impeach Richard Kyanka (aka Lowtax for those of you who forgot already) for not being able to distinguish between bannable phrases and overall inability to moderate these forums. If the majority of the users vote Yes, then Mr. Kyanka will be impeached and brought to internet court where the judge (or jury) decides whether he is capabl e or not to be and admin to http://forums.somethingawful.com Mr. Kyanka, if found guilty, will still be able to control the Front Page and su b-pages of http://www.somethingawful.com but will be reduced to a normal platinum accoun t user in the forums. He will still get the money from the forums. I don't know how to set up this trial, I just wanted to bring my/this case to co urt. edit: whoops forgot the poll, just say "yay" or "nay" Last edited by Nofehr on Oct 26, 2004 at 22:41

------------------------------------------------------------------------------Acidbear said this shit: Don't make me post aim chats fag. Yeah I pretended, look at my profile... that'ts not heinz, tape thine balls... Yeah, I admit I push against the grain, just admit that you care more about thine popularity on the internet than you do about thine own integrity. Did I use too many fancy words this time, hope not, mong --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ok this is a honest post from someone who was just an average good poster before i was made fyad only for no reason (or at least i wasnt even told why). Now im not flaming you or insulting you or anything, im just asking you honestly why do you let this forum continue to exist? Of The threads that come out of GBS , about 20% are comedy cold and easily 30/40% are comedy silver or at least bronze . Then TCC, music lounge, debate and discussion etc are all good forums with good posters who discuss things, and are good mini communities. The front page is consistently funny and I find myself laughing aloud about 99% of the updates, and you honestly do owe me a new keyboard from when i once choked milk all over it (ok that never happened but the front page updates are fucking genius). Weekend web is hilarious (even if spokker jones posts in fyad), jeffk i s a comedic gem that has influenced internet culture amazingly, i still read it toda y and laugh my ass off. cliff yablonsky, jeffk, the fake front pages, icq pranks the list of comedy goes on and on and that is why I love SA. But FYAD, why do you let this shithole exist? its just a bunch of fags who think they are funny but there is no content. when i was first made fyad only, i made some humerous posts, yet was still flamed. whats the point of that, a place where you get punished for entering content? this is just a circlejerk, a high school where ab out oh... 5% of the threads here are even close to gold, and even then because of ho w sad the people are, not because of the wit. I mean the fact that FYAD is a private forum only really shows, lowtax, that whe ther you will say so or not, i think you might be a little ashamed of fyad and the bl ack mark it puts on SA. do you really want this one place to ruin an otherwise decen t site?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Once again epg proves to us that he's not just a pretty face. Under that handsom e exterior is a mind that we mere mortals cannot ever hope to comprehend. A mind that allowed him to come to the brilliant conclusion that getting rid of people, who, you know, actually contribute to the forums in a funny and entertaining manner, is a good idea. I mean, why on Earth would you want to get rid of one of the countless faggots w ith Futurama avatars that love talking about how wonderful and fantastic all their e friends are, who try their very hardest to be zany and hilarious in order to fit into a non-existent fyad clique? I know I sure love hearing constantly about how they pooped in an elephant's butt and it was huge (and the elephant was too) lol! And what could possibly be better than the countless threads with Photoshops so bad that even the greatest minds at Fark could not possibly fathom them. No, that would make too much sense. Instead, let's slowly drive all the good posters until we'r e left with nothing more than a gigantic cesspool of stupidity from which there is no escape. I can't imagine why epg would want to create such an environment, since he wouldn't fit in at all, what with that overwhelming genius of his and everything . But his massive intellect is not restricted to just these moments of genius! Oh no, it also suffers from periods of intense paranoia, in which he suspects every IRC us er or every person who knows an IRC user or everybody who can spell IRC (him not being one of these people, of course) of being the next anti-christ. I've heard that i n some extreme cases, wives have left their husbands for their IRC lovers. Because, you know, IRC is so evil and everything. It couldn't be that the husband was a fat s lob with an absolutely repugnant personality. But I digress, I'm getting off track, ol' epg would know nothing about this kind of stuff. Besides, it's well known that text based communication mediums on the Internet are the tools of the devil. Oh wait. One thing you have to respect though is his ability to both remember and enforce all the forum rules at a moments notice. Well, except for the times when he bans people for reasons that aren't even part of the forum rules, or because he just happens to dislike them, but I guess when you're as mentally proficient as epg, you're able to make these kind of calls. At this point I have to mention that I'm afraid my post may be taken the wrong w ay by a certain paranoid person. I'm not sure why or how this could be happen. I me an,

I've been nothing but complimentary. But if for some reason completely unbenowns t to me I am banned, or even, gasp, permabanned, I'd just like to say that I did e njoy my time on the forums, and that nothing lasts forever, particularly if you give a braindead slob of a man power over it. Goodnight, and good luck. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------What? Honestly what the fuck have I done that is so goddamn terrible? Sure I pos t a bit on the weekends on how some posts suck and I flame a bit. But what's the big dea l? Why is it so different then 95% of the pukes that post in this forum? I keep it in h ere so who fucking cares? It's jackass and twats that generally are on the "i hate kit" bandwagon and houn d me at every post --- for what for I ask. The only thing I can think of is this forum i s your life and christ I honestly feel sorry for you. Please go outside tomorrow and breath some fresh air, this is the interent - and more importantly - this is FYAD - sit back take a breath and realize that the reason you get upset about my posts that here is no reason for you to cry like a bitch. So for all the haters, sit down, shut the fuck up, and drink a warm glass of piss you stupid insidious assholes. For the rest of you eat shit cause you proba bly suck too --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Foober DATE OF HIV INFECTION: Jul 10, 2003 First of all fucker, I have no where to end up if I were to "get out", for I am a FYAD regular, and second of all fucker, fuck you. I have never seen you before. Obviously you are fresh from GBS and thought it would be cute to attack a senior regular. ---------------------------------------------------------------Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any gi rl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (sma ll) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it wo

uld be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a ben to box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (r ice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments look s more kawaii)

---------------------------------------------------------------you fucking owe me Ackbar. It was because of your stupidity in thinking that an 18 year old girl would fuck your midlife crisis self, and your spitefullness that she wouldn't do such a thing, lead her to quitting the forums and moving on with her life, and now she doesn't trus t me. Why would you want to be so hurtful to a girl who supposedly LOVED so much??

---------------------------------------------------------------i weight 180lbs with a 7% bodyfat, I bodybuild everyday. Its funny to see you here posting evertime I come back from the gym ps. i'm in college

---------------------------------------------------------------I'm so sorry I have a life (outside of the internet) and don't get the chance to post every second OF EVERY SINGLE DAY. Since you are obviously socially inept, I don't think I'll relate to you too much ignoramous. ---------------------------------------------------------------Could the trolls "walter" and "[ALA]Jet" please sit down and shut up? THanks. I don't believe this thread had anything to do with you now did it? You gave it your best, but your b est isn't good enough. l-wave, i don't have to pretend.

I'm really sorry I'm not a member of you elitist latenight internet fyad clique

buddy. I know you have to be "internet kewl" to hang out with that group. Seriously did you learn your social skills by watching teenage girls? It's serio usly pathetic.

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Celery - Increases semen quantity considerably, and greatly ups the force at whi ch you ejaculate. You will have to eat 10-15 large stalks for it to have any really noticable effe ct, though, and that might make your stomach act up a bit. If you ask me, it's really not worth it, j ust add a few stalks to your diet alongside the pills and be done with it. Ingest 2-3 hours before se xual activity. L-Arginine - Increases semen quantity by a metric fuckton after a also gives firmer, longer-lasting erections. Take one capsule (500mg) daily, 4 capsules (1500mg-2000mg) a few hours before sexual activity. Within two or u'll be rolling eyes at Peter North's pitiful puddles. Gah, I sound like a shitty ake no more than 45 capsules per day.) few weeks, and and another 3three weeks yo commercial. (T

L-Lysine - This works with Zinc to increase the quantity of semen. Take one caps ule (500mg) daily, and another a few hours before sexual activity. If you, like me, suck at swallowing pills, be careful. I've almost choked on these fuckers a few times because they're bulky. Also, don't down them with Coke, you'll regret it if the tablet decides to clog up your respirato ry system and send the contents of your mouth flying at your monitor and/or keyboard. (Take no more than two tablets per day.) Zinc - This has two purposes. Firstly, it'll work with L-Lysine to increase the quantity of semen, like I said before. Secondly, and this is the best part, it'll make your semen t hick and Elmer's Glue white. As a bonus, it will also ensure good prostate health. Take one tablet dai ly, and another a few hours before sexual activity. Or simply take the two at once. (Take no more than 50mg per day. This is very important. Taking more on a daily basis will render your body unable to absorb certain vital nutrients in regular food.)

These are all harmless supplements to a regular diet, and chances are that espec ially the Zinc will do you good, as most people's diets nowadays don't include enough Zinc. All can be picked up at your local vegan health nut outlet. See, L-Arginine in particular is found in meat, and our meatless friends need it powdered and gelatine-coated so they don't shrivel up a nd die. A regular drugstore might also have it.

---------------------------------------------------------------you burst in here and start shit then act all innocent when someone calls you on it fuck you

---------------------------------------------------------------Pele: BAN ME!!! AND FUCK YOU LOWTAX AND INTER-BOY! So, I'm through with the goon bullshit. I hate almost all of you. I know that I' m better than you. Nothing will change the fact that I am not a fat druggie relying on a website to live my life, and supposedly getting married to a girl who looks like a boy. Nor do I spend my day s editing your drivel. Oh yeah, I want my money back too. I've donated at least $80 to these forums, an d $50 of that was for no reason other than I thought I had done something to wrong you. I can' t believe how delusional I was to think that this was worth the money! So like the intro page says, I'm going elsewhere for my entertainment, because it's not worth it. If I were to get the chance to get back at certain people on these forums in rea l life, I'd take it. Instead, I'm washing my hands of this disgusting mess. I have a happy family, a successful life with good grades at a respected university and an "in" with plenty of people in my field, including internationally renowned ones. Why do I let you people get me down? Something has changed in me. I have grown up and I'm through with this stupid ga me. No longer will I be judged because I'm a woman on the internet who dares to live her own l ife rather than fuck the winner of the popularity contest. The misogyny on these forums is ridic ulous, and I pray

that some of you lose your genitals in painful incidents. So, bye. OMG BAN ME!! It's in your best interest, Rich Kyanka. BTW I hope you ge t better someday, you seem intelligent when you aren't psychotic.

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this is sorta like a followup to my first thread ever :{] (was gassed bwtwtw) whenever i have money, i go around in school asking girls if i can see their boo bs for money. i offer from 10-30 dollars normally. though, in eighth grade, i had 60 dollars cas h in school, and nO girl would do it :][. anyways, over the weekend i made money reffing, over 100 dollars. i brought it t o school, and this one girl was like "yo how much will you pay me?" as she counted through the cash . no one has ever actually been willing to do it, so i was like "yo, dunno". my question is, how much should i pay her? i am 14, korean, 9th grade. she has l arge breasts. ive already tried offering to show my penis and tried offering cunnigiglgingigni nigus to no avail. they see me as a korean pervert and either laugh at me or ignore me on sight. ive touched boobs before on two occasions, but never seen boobs, (besides my mom s :ninja. i once paid 2 dollars to touch, and the other time, i was reaching around the corn er of a wall, and my hand ran into a breast (was the same girl too). i want to see boobs though, i nternet boobs arent real enough :[] ----------------------------------------------------------------

I now understand why the separation of FYAD and GBS is such a big thing... seein g as how I'm told fuck you within 1 post, it appears as though FYAD is the place for bitter p pl.. so I'll go back to GBS, sorry to have wasted your precious click on my thread....

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---------------------------------------------------------------Richard, It seems I have underestimated your ability to fail. For that, I apologize. Not to you, but to the people who would enjoyed seeing me tearing your little world apart just that muc h more. It's a shame, really, that you ignored all of my warnings. Perhaps, if you had just a f ew brain cells left that weren't circling the bowl, you would have realized how pointless and counte rproductive this whole thing was and quit a long time ago. This little venture of yours has faile d on every level. On a personal level, for example, have you noticed that the very people you profess to hate have infested your site? They are utterly devoid of reason, their minds deluded with lies and ignorance. Their perceptions are hard-coded in a language they will never understand. Yet, these empty shells have flocked here, and what's even more amusing about it is, they emulate you. They've taken the worst things about you, namely your personality and humor, and twisted it into something far more repugnant than even you are capable of being. One bad joke be comes one thousand hideous hybrids, and it spreads like a virus. This is your audience, Ri chard, and they love you. That isn't very important, though. I am sure you don't care, as long a s they're lined up at the trough. What is important, however, is this. I would guess that you take as much enjoyment as anyone might at seeing these ri diculous business models fail like the insane fantasies they were. The pseudo reality of Internet commerce has finally been perceived for what it is, and the only people left are those wh o were lucky, smart or both. Now, being exposed to so much talk of this, for what, like over a fucki ng year now, have you ever stopped to consider how you ever came to the conclusion that a parasite like yourself could possibly hope to survive in this environment? The corporate tit is gone, a nd you are completely incapable of surviving on your own. You think these failed companies had stupid business models? How about yours? I knew the advertising market was going to col lapse years ago, because it's based on the assumption that banners are effective. Think abou t it.. You are entirely dependant on advertising.. yet, the people you try to attract are peopl e who aren't going to click on, let alone buy whatever stupid crap that is being advertised. I am s ure most of the clicks you have gotten have been sympathy clicks. Did you actually think that it

was going to last forever? Everybody knows it doesn't fucking work, and most sites have to beg the ir readers to click, just to pay the server bill. Did you think corporations weren't going to notice that no one was buying their products? You're an idiot, Richard, and I sincerely mean that. The contemptuously stupid decisions you made regarding the various networks you joined don't matter at all because the entire idea was flawed from the start. Enjoy your last moments as a free man . You'll soon be shovelling shit for the rest of your life at some nameless corporation, a vacant look forever etched upon your face. Years from now, when you're no better off than when you started, when it finally hits you that it's all been nothing but a wasted lie, think of me. Think of me, Richard, and when y ou do, realize that I was the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie. You seem predest ined for failure, however, so I doubt there is anything one can do for you. Just remember, when th e joy is gone, when you're clawing at the boundaries of your little world, you always had a cho ice.

Seriously, I could give two shits about you guys calling me Ernie for any reason , but doing it because you want to be mocking towards me ("because nobody named Ernie has any d ignity") is kinda bullshit. Should I introduce you to my dad, who might be the most dignified person I've ev er met? He lived the last three years of his life in more pain than any of you have experienced i n your short and nowhere-near-as-meaningful lives. His name was Ernie. And he was dignified. If any of you guys try doing that again, I'll take it as a personal insult on my family and act accordingly. Why do you guys dislike (or mock) me? Because I post on GBS? Because you have li ke three pictures of me? Because I used to run a FTP? I'm sorry. I'm not one of the cool kids. I don't post in FYAD. I don't look the most flattering in pictures (though I must note that it wasn't like I was trying to impress anyone,

and I certainly didn't give two shits about putting them online). My FTP hasn't been up in months. OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME I'M NOT ONE OF THE COOL KIDS. Deal with it. EDIT: I'm not downloading this, but thanks for contributing to NMP3s

---------------------------------------------------------------Hi All. I've noticed that a lot of you mention that you play video games with yo ur significant other. I think that's cool. I actually am quite jealous. Any who, I was wondering what I could do to meet a cute girl who likes video gam es? I'm still young (25)and out of school. My job is the last place to meet anyone, and all my guy friends aren't into gaming, so I don't game socially. I assume hanging out outside of th e nearby Gamestop store isn't the answer. How do I bring up gaming with girls I meet to see if they're into it? I'm not a hardcore gamer, but play like 5-6 hours a week. Nonetheless, it's something I always look forward to . What are signs that a girl might be into gaming? Here's my ideal scenario: Me :: I just bought Baldur's Gate 2 for the PS2! Wonderfully cute girl :: great! It's two players. Mind if I play? Me :: Sure. Girl :: Can I sit there while we play? *points to my dilznick* Me :: Yes. Yes you can. And we live happily ever after Wow. I can't wait for BG2 for PS2... oh wait, that's for another thread. What wa s I talking about now?

FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends. ^^^^^^^^^^^\ ____ .The STFU Truck.. '"" ""\__,_ __GoO 4ever __ l __ __ __ ) (@)@)"""""""** (@)(@)** (@) Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any bl eeder color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi ( small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you h ave to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it c ame with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it wo uld be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a ben to box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (r ice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments look s more kawaii) why dont you go f u for that insult sir i give you 5, 5 golden man babies of the goldest sort. you s ir, are a god among men and i would like to have you man children ASAP. you also owe me a new keyboa rd becuase i was drinking milk and laughed SO hard that i spit it all over it and now it is ruined and my coworkers think i am insane for yelling out 555 GOLDEN ABBIES at work and i am now probably fired LOL

__________ future war

I love Will & Grace. Karen is the line-for-line funniest character on television .

_________ No one (well not everyone) in FYAD didn't like me because they realized that the y couldn't get under my skin like some of the plebes that wandered in there. Like it or not, I was FYAD before there ever was an FYAD. __________________ Dammit, man. I'm just a bored college student who wanted to be a troll one night . Chill out; you REALLY think I'm bored and rich enough to make a new name just to troll FYAD? Pl ease. You FYAD people flatter yourselves. This place is freaking stupid; all you do is pic k on new people and give them emoticons. It's retarted and not really that funny. It's like... a bunch of people posting on a stupid forum for retards but pretending they're not while pretendin g like they're pretending they're not. This whole place is goofy and I just wanted to see if I could get a feel for it; all I'm learning is that it's goofy and weird and I probably understand it bette r than I thought I did but it's still stupid. I really hope all the people who bothered trolling me bac k and posting in my ATTN: thread were just having fun being stupid trolls too because if they were s erious holy CRAP do they need a life. Anyway, just trying to figure out what the deal with FYAD is. It's a stupid plac e, but interesting. Edit: At least I had SOME fun tonight.

______________ _________ first of all i am newbie to forums, registering yesterday :{:};][ i am 14 and want to see breasts :{. sure, ive seen internet, video, and my moms breasts, but

never real ones in real life :[. i once tried to pay a bleeder 50 dollars to see hers. she was like "sure, i need the money, and for an extra 10 dollars, you can hug them." i was all excited and shit, like COll, but she never did :/, so i spent the mone y on blank cds, i rok. as of now, i have two dollars, i dont think i can find bleeders that slutty enou gh. i cant get a bleederfriend, because im fucking pathetic. everytime i try to talk to a bleeder im like "you have large breasts" or ask them questions about their boobs. i am korean. help ;[ _________ UNBELIEVABLE THREAD. I LOVE IT. am i correct in this assessment i want you to suck my dick n i wan tto play with ur tits n have tacos yo

quote:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------Perv Griffin wrote this in a previous episode of "D&D: THE SERIES": cocco the the clowns a police ------------------------------------------------------------------------------_________ You Fucking Faggots don't know Shit about Counterstrike you puke lapping Shithea ds. If you did, you retarded idiots would realize the game Fucking sucks gay balls you Faggot as s queer homotacosuals. Go ask mom to buy you a new game, fag Shitheads It's interesting to see so many of you silly little monkeys jump around and reac t to my post which created the associative link between Counter-Strike players and certain members of the canine family. Your predictable reactions are exactly what I expected from such a lowbr ow, intellectually dead race of Neanderthals who barely possess the ability to use primitive tools. I'm sure it will take you months before your ape-like brains are able to realize that the sniper rifles in v1.0 are shit. Go back to downloading those mp3s you heard on the radio and watching ABC, you popculture addicted maggots. _________ too bad I'm not a member of the elitist clique or this thread might have worked and been kind of fun I mean the elitist clique assholes like bukkake party can post threads calle d "POST SOMETHING IN THIS THREAD" or anything completely random that doesn't make sense

and the rest of the elitist clique and its groupies will jump all over it posting HI -LARRYUS replies ___________

I'm so sorry I have a life (outside of the internet) and don't get the chance to post every second OF EVERY SINGLE DAY. Since you are obviously socially inept, I don't think I'll relate to you too much ignoramous. ____ Could the trolls "walter" and "[ALA]Jet" please sit down and shut up? THanks. I don't believe this thread had anything to do with you now did it? You gave it your best, but your b est isn't good enough. l-wave, i don't have to pretend. ____ I'm really sorry I'm not a member of you elitist latenight internet fyad clique buddy. I know you have to be "internet kewl" to hang out with that group. Seriously did you learn your social skills by watching teenage bleeders? It's se riously pathetic.

___________________ you fucking owe me Ackbar. It was because of your stupidity in thinking that an 18 year old bleeder would fuck your midlife crisis self, and your spitefullness that she wou ldn't do such a thing, lead her to quitting the forums and moving on with her life, and now she doesn't trust me. Why would you want to be so hurtful to a bleeder who supposedly LOVED so much?? ______________________

When I was a teenager I r no apparent reason. I quite enjoyed Some guys used to moan about the erection to be the normal thing for teenage boys. ng the bulge in their trousers. More ir friends pointing it out.

used to get erections all the time, unexpectedly, and fo it; it felt good as they strained against my underwear. thing, and wanted it to stop. I don't know why, it seems Maybe they were embarassed at the thought of anyone seei likely they were embarassed at the thought of any of the

Other things that gave me erections were tacosy thoughts - actually, looking bac k, I'm not so sure it wasn't the other way round - tacosy thoughts being prompted after the erectio n had popped up and riding on a bus or truck. Later I found out that this was due to the vibrati on of the diesel engines stimulating my prostate gland. Very tacosy. Funnily enough, I don't reme mber looking at bleeders in school, which I used to do a lot, producing erections. Porn mags sur e did, though, and led to the inevitable wank session. Maybe I just used to idealize the bleeders. If so, this would be a bit unusual, I think. Teenage boys often have tacosy fantasies about the women in their lives while they masturbate. I don't ever remember having an erection before puberty, though this seems unlik ely. Little boys do get hard-ons. This is one of the reasons why some doctors think testosterone is not a cure for impotence (i.e. if little boys, who don't have testosterone, have erections, erg o erections don't depend on testosterone. Does that sound sensible to you?) Having regular erections is a big part of feeling like a man for me. As I've got older, the spontaneous kind of erection has declined in frequency, unless I'm in a clinch o r touching hands or legs or something with a woman who turns me on. Then I suppose you could say that wasn't a spontaneous erection anyway, but I'm thinking of spontaneous as any situation wh ere there is unlikely to be tacosual activity. Even so, when I feel horny, I want to know tha t an erection will be forthcoming on demand. Often the thought of having a wank will produce a hard-on very quickly. It seems like feeling horny and also having an erection at the same time happens less often as I get older. I feel horny, and may want a wank - or tacos - but I have to work a b it more at getting the hard penis necessary to have an orgasm. I suppose taken to extremes, this is called impotence. Fortunately whenever I am in a kissing, cuddling type of situation wi th the loved one, an erection always appears - nice to know, even if it doesn't get to be used, an d just pokes her in her ribs, or back, or somewhere while we cuddle. I think she appreciates knowing that I find her

tacosy, too. I like having erections at night and waking up in the morning with a hard-on, ev en though it doesn't feel very tacosual. My doctor told me it was pressure of urine in the bl adder which causes these morning erections, but I think that's tosh - sometimes if I drink little t he night before, or I'm dehydrated, I don't have a full bladder, and I still have a hard-on. It feels go od, and masculine, and it's nice to get up and walk around doing morning things while it subsides s lowly. Some couples use a morning erection to make love, but I'm more of a night person. No one seems to be sure why erections occur at night - I mean, during sleep. A m an usually has four or five while he's asleep: one idea is that the penis chambers don't get en ough blood flow to keep them healthy without an erection. The erection delivers oxygenated blood an d nutrient-like stuff to the tissues which line the spongy chambers of the penis. One of the big things that troubles men and boys is how they can fit their erect ion in their briefs. Do they leave it folded down, or stand it up straight? I think it depends on siz e, more than much else. If it is too big, you have to leave it folded down, or it would be poking over the top of your waist band. Even so, an erection bent double can be uncomfortable. I often wonde red as a lad if this was doing any harm to my penis. I read once that boys who leave it folded d own, not allowing it to stand up straight, when they get a stiffy, are more likely to have erectio ns that approach the horizontal when they are older. This is supposedly because the ligament that att aches cocky to the body is stretched, or something like that. Anyway, all erections begin to ge t nearer the horizontal than the vertical as men get older. Don't they? Arousal and erection may not always go together, I find. I think this is what I described above. Men often respond with interest to overt tacosual stimuli - it's almost in our n ature. That, I assume, is why so many adverts have naked or semi-naked women in them. But this attraction, or interest, doesn't necessarily lead to physical arousal and erection - to me, it's more like a man is always on the alert, sussing out the potential, assessing the possibilities, and imagining what the reality would be like. Something to do with the male biological urge to spre ad it around, perhaps? Of course, this works, at least in part, because men are so randy and h orny for so much of the time, and the pressure to get tacosual relief is what fuels the porn and prostitution industries. For me, though, the deepest arousal and desire - emotional and tacosual arousal working in

harmony - is much more to do with my human capacity to love and connect with a s pecial mate, and the desire to be with them physically and emotionally. Sounds like love, doe sn't it? There is no doubt that some of my erections are bigger than others. I don't know why. Perhaps it has something to do with how excited I am. But even when things aren't hard hard , it can still be fun to play around with it, and slide it into a vagina. It soon gets hard then. But the upright rock hard erection is mostly a thing for teenagers and twenty and thirty somethings t o enjoy, I think. As I get older, the stiffys seem to be be less stiff. Maybe viagra would be worth t rying. OK, I ordered some and tried it. Results: wonderful. A big hard stiff erection t hat came on when we got in a clinch, and lasted for a couple of hours before we made love. Then m y penis stayed semi-fluffed-up for a while. The effects seemed to last, too, because I thought next day my erection was bigger and harder, even though I hadn't taken any that day. Anyhow, I'm not going to take it regularly, because it made my vision a bit blue (a harmless side effe ct), and my face a bit red. Or maybe that was the rough and tumble. And anyway, I don't really need it. This was by way of a scientific investigation. I think it was a success. If you want to try it, go here. I just read Sarah's description of the things that excite her, tacosually, on he r web site. It seemed like a much bigger list than mine, so I thought about it again. Maybe, I said to myself, I am just being lazy and not thinking about what turns me on. Does, for example, the trick le of cold water in the shower when it suddenly turns cold, feeling well fed, clean sheets and soft bed, and so on, make me feel tacosy and think tacosy thoughts? Err, no, they don't. It is much m ore direct stimulation, really quite explicit stimulation, like the site of a pretty bleede r in a bikini, the touch or suggestive look of a loved one, the sight of a couple making love or kissing, th e smell of a loved one or her clothes (especially just after she has been wearing them, and more es pecially those clothes that cover her more intimate areas), and things that are directly associ ated with love or tacos - like watching porno - that get a response in me. I will admit, though, t hat the thought of the loved one can be a turn on in itself, especially when I have been away for a few days, or we are being very kind and loving to each other. Which is most of the time. I guess I would say my experience suggests men have the potential to be aroused generally much more readily than women, maybe in a way that women aren't (by stimuli in th e world around them, I mean). But then both men and women are probably aroused pretty eq

ually by the thought, sight, touch, taste and and smell of their partner. I hope I'm not just rewriting some tired old theory of social conditioning, here. Whatever, I agree that that illness, ti redness, overwork, worry or stress, and above all, for me, lack of sleep, are real libido killers. I think one of the worst myths that men have presented to women is the idea that the male tacos drive is so urgent that an erection just has to find an outlet (or an inlet). Th is is rarely true. I mean, you can't have a wank in a business meeting or a geography class, can you? (Mind you, I know someone who once did just that.) It is true that given the chance to get relief, sometimes my libido will get the better of me, and I will go off for a quick wank. But often the ere ction gradually goes away, and my arousal goes back where it came from. And sometimes I think we mist ake our motivation. Once, when I was in the Uni library, I wanked off 8 times in a day. I doubt that was due to feeling horny. More like feeling bored. ______________________________________________

hieter976 wrote this in a previous episode of "goku: THE SERIES": too bad I'm not a gimmik. it's not my fault you're all a bunch of fat nerds who hang out in your shitty on e bedroom apartment masturbating to child pornography. dirty old fucks. grow up, and stop hating on people who start posting here. I'm not leaving wheth er you like me or not, so you better get used to me posting here bitch. and you can keep wasting time replying with some half-assed reply like a fucking 12 year old school whore with down syndrome. It might make you look cool to the rest of the NAMBLA fuckups, but to the rest of the internet, you look like a stupid penis who can't tie his shoes unless you're wearing dr.scholl's orthopedic velcro shoes. seriously, you might think that shit's funny. it's not. not even a little bit. I can already tell that most of you I'm going to hate for some time. I can't wait until the first goon-con that I'm around for, so I can go, and pers onally beat the shit out of those of you I don't like. you might think I'm some nerd or old fat guy who sits at his computer all night, but you'll see when I ram my fist down your throat. And, I already know that you'll reply with some lame ass response, trying to mak

e yourself look funny. But, at least it'll just make you look like a jackass. Then, someone will probably quote you, and say that you're cool, and I'm stupid, or something completely retarded like that. It doesn't really matter who posts what. You're all a bunch of fucking n!ggers, and you can all burn in fucking hell. Seriously. I like these forums, but 0 of the people on it. You're all maladjusted teens wit h no bedtimes, or what I mentioned previously. Get some lives, some whorefriends (or boyfriends, s ince 90% of you are fags anyway) and stop trying to be funny and flame the new guys. I've never joined a message board before, and been flamed for absolutely no reas on until I joined this sad society of fuckups. I posted something that I genuinelly thought was fu nny, because obviously, none of you have a sense of humor, or you can't keep your semen laden hands off of the reply button. If you don't like what I have to post, don't reply. I would rather see a view co unt of 2 billion with a reply count of 0, than a view/reply count in close proximity of each other, and over 90% of the replies are some bullshit ass one-liner that at the time may seem quippy, but is just sad and pathetic. You're all n!ggers, and too bad that word has been changed, since I like to use it a lot. Since you know, that's what you all are. I would rather use the word n!gger than the word fag, since fag has already been used to death, and n!gger is still funny to say, because it angers blacks, but whites get a kick out of their stupid black asses trying to act like they're tough. Too bad 75% of the blacks out there can't fight for shit. They just hide behind they're color, and hope that's enough to get they're scared ass out of a fight. Sorry fucks. Just like you guys. You're a ll a bunch of sorry fucks. _______________________________________________________ I've known her since I was a kid. The first time I set eyes on her in that crowd ed kindergarten classroom, I was awestruck. Gazing into those deep hazel eyes, like swimming sea s of gold, I never imagined that thirteen years later I would be having tacos with her. Her n ame was Gertrude Schultz, but everyone called her by her middle name, Betty. She says she was nam ed after her great-grandmother, but didn't like the name Gertrude; it sounded too old-fashion

ed. I think she saw me staring at her that day, because during recess she came up to me and asked my name. "Francis," I told her, and she giggled. I was so embarrassed. "Well, my real name is Gertrude," she said, obviously trying to make me feel bet ter. "Gertrude Schultz." We became close friends and stayed that way throughout school. We shared our fir st kiss with each other in sixth grade, but not because we had any romantic interest in each other. I had always been curious with the female body, from looking up women's skirts as a li ttle kid to sneaking a peek through the bedroom door while my mother was getting dressed at the age of eight. When puberty hit, Betty and I began experimenting with our bodies, althou gh it never got any more serious than brief groping. I remember one time we were at a movie thea ter and she would reach for some popcorn in the tub sitting on my lap every five minutes or so, even though she knew it was empty. She would just scratch lightly on the bottom, making my d ick jump against the cardboard, and give me a guilty little smile. But I'll spare you any more back-story, as that isn't really the purpose of this thread. We're both eighteen years old now, and we weeks ago. After the graduation ceremony there was a ege's recreation center. Betty and I had never really been we discussed going to her house for the night to watch r the night, so I agreed. just graduated from high school a few huge party happening in the local coll interested in parties, however, and so some TV. I had nothing else planned fo

Well, there we were: sitting on the couch, watching TV. Her parents had gone for the night to a casino as they did every Friday night. I remember there was a commercial on the television for cologne. One of those really erotic ones, you know? Anyway, all of a sudden she just blurts out, "Wanna fuck?" I didn't know what to say. I mean, this was the bleeder I had spent my entire ch ildhood with. I had spent the past four years of my life lusting after her, but too afraid to act on it, and now she was offering herself to me. "K," I said. I nearly lunged at her, I was so excited. We started kissing madly, like we were going to eat each other. My cock was already rock-hard in my pants, and I began thrusting it into her leg. I pulled back my head and looked deep into her golden eyes and moaned, "Show me your boob s."

She just looked at me blankly. Then she looked down at her leg and said somethin g I didn't quite understand. "Oh my god, you're leaking," she said, and rolled her eyes. As I said, I didn't really get what she was saying, so the only reply I could co me up with was, "What." It wasn't even a question. Luckily there was a computer in the room, and so she opened up MSPaint and illus trated in detail what she meant. I wasn't really paying attention, however, so I was forced to no tify her that her explanation was verbose and that I was not inclined to listen to it. We decided that we would forget the whole thing and continue with the tacos. "Wh at's your favorite position?" she asked. "Missionary, doggy style, woman on top, or other? " "Voted all options," I said slyly, with a suggestive wink. We then had tacos on the couch, her straddling me as I lay there naked and sweat y. Her cunt was as hot as the sun. I laughed and exclaimed, "Your bento box is pinku!" She j ust stared at me. Wanting to change the subject, I commented, "You have two very nice kotobas." And then I came. -- Francis Y. A. Drexler ____________________________________________ HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES They're They're They're They're They're They're They're Beware, black, they're brown, up, they're down in, they're out all about far, they're near gone, they're here quick and slick, they're insincere beware, be a very wary bear

A heffalump a woozle is very confusle A heffalump a woozle's very sly, sly, sly They come in one's and twosles But if they so choosles Before your eyes you'll see them multiply, ply, ply They're extraordinary So better be wary Because they come in every shape and size, size, size If honey's what you covet You'll find that they love it Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize Beware, beware, be a very wary bear

They're extraordinary So better be wary Because they come in every shape and size, size, size If honey's what you covet You'll find that they love it Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize They're They're They're They're They're They're They're Beware, black, they're brown up, they're down in, they're out all about far, they're near gone, they're here quick and slick, they're insincere beware, beware, beware, beware!

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My account Brandis earns you $40 from getting a custom title and then a Shithouse forum, and I'm banned? I've made like 8 posts in GBS, 8 completely irrelevant posts that no one in GBS noticed or remembered, and I'm banned. I never even posted a single image in any post. I hope the $40 you got from my account buys a blowjob in Seattle, since you're inability to keep a fiancee is not unlike your ability to run a decent fucking site. I can't even use your forums to have a few laughs while my classes are on break. Before you break out the Carrot Top-grade jokes, such as "DURR YOU USE YOUR

BREAK TO POST ON THE INTERNET YOU"RE CAPTAIN POPULAR OF POPULARVILLE!" I'll say that your fat ass built and maintains this mecca of losers, and while you used to be a skinny good looking guy about to get married, you are in fact now an overweight, single, pasty version of Dustin Diamond. You are begging people on the internet to buy T-Shirts with grenades on them so the Whopper-Conveyer Belt can keep dumping greasy meat in your face. You and your moderators have a fucked up mentality. So instead of a hearty "fuck you" I will just move on with my life and leave you chained to your fucking miserable creation. We all know that "Making Fun of People on the Internet" is a booming business! Cheers, Josh -----------------------------------------------------------------Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder at this thread, you proved me wr ong, sir. Good show! -----------------------------------------------------------------From: NICKNO53@aol.com To: webmaster@somethingawful.com Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 5:56 PM Subject: Talks of my demise have been greatly exaggerated Dear lowtax, You are a fucking piece of shit for banning me. Out of all the stupid little hyp ocritical trolling bastards at something awful you top them. I hope that your wife gets ovarian can cer, just kidding you probably aren't married due to you being a giant loser with a small penis. A lso you did not even allow me a legitimate ban me thread, If you had any self decency you would have at least let me get banned in style. -Nick and One P.S. If you could reinstate my something awful account it would be greatly appreciated. Also if you chose to reply to this email, how did you ban me so quickly it was almost instantaneous of me posting was it some sort of auto ban. -----------------------------------------------------------------This post is for scott. I don't know who you are, but appearently you thought it was pretty neat to show this thread to my boss and cost me my job. Nice going. You cost everyone a nice service and put me out of a job. If there's something I've done to you to make you that mad at me that you had to go and fuck with my way of life, then speak up. Tell me what it is I did that made you act like s uch an asshole. Or maybe you didn't think before you acted, who knows? In that case, grow up and learn the difference between some internet forum e-hate and real life, dick head.

If anyone knows anything about who did this, I'd like to know. Thanks. -----------------------------------------------------------------"I see it as a personal challenge. Although there are plenty of bicyclists in to wn in better physical shape than me, many seem to only see cycling as sport or recreation not the comple tely viable mode of transportation it truly is." ---------------------------------------------------------------You know, why don't you ban yourself from your forums for the Toxx clause. I can't believe you spent all that time pimping and hyping your zombie attack, then just dropped it like it was nothing. I had a TON of my homies ready to come to this. You just totally discredited yourself for any future events or anything related to your site. If you are going to pimp and hype something, you better be prepared to go through with it. That's it, you may have a ton of forum whores, but your power is dead since everything you hype is just some crap you think up then drop out of at the last minute. You're just like that car commericial where people are like "oh kewl we are going to hit a class 5 rapids!" Then when they get there they're like "We can do a class two and a class three and that's the same!" Come to find out that's not all the shit you failed to deliver on - Fast forums, they're still slower than shit, despite you constantly posting BIG IMPORTANT ADMIN STICKIES about new servers and new cpus and shit, guess what from over here it looks like you ain't doin shit - Countless games and mods, like the morrowind mod, like the cliffy yablonsky game, all shit you hyped, guess what we were just talking about how great it would be, not actually doing it - now the OMG ZOMBIES uhhhh, wait, i was just sayin it would be kewl OMG Ban yourself now, your the biggest fag of them all TOXXTAX --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------IndyRockNate: I think I might change my name to "Bupple Bobble" soon rocco2nr: fyi everyone will still hate you :-) IndyRockNate: Like I care what fat internet nerds think about me IndyRockNate: The skinny internet nerds are too busy jerking off to animu pictur es of 12-year-old dickgirls getting fucked in the mouth while shitting on their best friend's face rocco2nr: oh ok ---------------------------------------------------------alchemy piecewise phonograph candlelit griddle adhesive bronchi immeasurable lau ra minstrel intolerable canvasback restraint agglutinin bakhtiari enol hightail bloodline be nefit codify appraisal bellatrix detoxify aubrey detente diatomic ashy seizure husbandry idiosyncratic elegiac drudgery expression impelling coates jacobean gymnosperm hypothesis cup ferber associate militiamen poseidon severalfold drought highboy ray hydrogen contempt bluebird congresswome n gristmill hydrate humus expelling hempstead respecter echidna ache officialdom absenteeism expectation c eylon atrocity allusive durward gerald informant croix buena edwardian hoopla angelo agree cata lytic d runge bimolecular

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s since there are plenty of people poised to tear the heads off of new people. If you're looking for a change of pace I would say that FYAD is a good place to try to make new friends, just hang out, chill, take it easy, and whatever -why do you faggots think thread parodies are funny? HAHA i changed one werd from a different thread title.. quit your stupid internet bitching --------------------------------------------------------------------------BITCH MOAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY WTF! So i payed to join the Something Awful Forms, I didnt think that the g od damn system would be something awful! I mean for F's sake. I have payed my money logg ed in and then What the hell is it when im trying to get the third futurama bit torrent an d it wants me to log in. It seems like the same problem with other random torrents. GOD DAMN! also th e links to the first and second futurama torrents pages are broken. THAT JUST SUCKS. I want my futurama and im gonna bitch and moan about it, till i get them torrents. Or ill post torr ents of crap on your face you stupid pirate raping, swashbuckling bumpkin catfish with red hair! ARGH ! Okay...... so yeah and why isnt there somewhere to bitch and moan, ohhh and don' t complain. This community fosters my attempt to be pathetically bitchy with meaningless ins ults. The only thing you have to complain about is the quality of my abuse. Im trying but its b een years since I played monkey island 1 and my feather duster is rusty! ARGH! GIVE ME the stuff...... ohh god. Also Bebop is wicked, so hurry up you man gey gits and start seeding it more, i want more bandwidth, theres like 1 seed and no peers. w 00000t!!!! ARGH ARGHH BLIMEY And im in london, but im not english and your all american which means you suck like bush. hope you get a, yeast_infection ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------This is the shittiest forum I have ever encountered. Harassed by mods for saying things that it

turns out they had said themselves earlier. Funny. Enjoy your circle jerk. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------This discussion isn't about rape, or the war in Iraq, or even being car-free or how much all of us hate SUVs. It's about willful and premeditated destruction of private property and nothing but. Try not to let your other viewpoints cloud your judgement in this issue - the kid broke the law and deserves to be punished for it. While we may not agree with the length, duration, or scope of the punishment involved he certainly deserves it and to suggest otherwise is asinine. Stop diverting the conversation to other issues and look at this from an objective viewpoint instead of from inside your own asses. Jesus. It seems like no topic can ever be discussed on this list without people flying off the handle to a ludicrous degree. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------player named "spacebound" intentionally messes up assault games all the time, es pecially on asjunkyard, where he drives the vehicle backwards and into corners to ruin the ent ire round. I dont mine new players getting lost, but it is very obvious he is messing up in tentionally and gets the kick out of everyone getting upset. And noone knows how to vote-kick so it goes on and on... treat this jerk like yo u treat cheaters and ban him from all servers. -as for "spacebound" doing it multiple times, I have seen him 3 times (on seperat e days) on junkyard where he has done it all 3 times. To make matters worse, he switches te ams after the round in order to mess up the other team. Worse even worse, he now has a group o f 3 that do it together. Now whenever I see him, I just leave immediatly its not worth the hass le.. it sucks, because junkyard is my favorite map and its tough finding a server that has it w ithout this jerk messing it up. why else would players get kicked for TK? 1.it's just plain wrong. 2.like what Spacebound is doing, it ruins the experience. Poor spacebound. Boo-hoo. ----------------------------------------------------Lain nmU: ugh oh god Lain nmU: suck it Lain nmU: omg Lain nmU: fuck Lain nmU: UNGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh rocco2nr: what the hell is this

shit????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? rocco2nr: i'm at work you dont just "message" me Lain nmU: NIGGER DEATH rocco2nr: .fucking loellrring factor -----------------------------------------------------------I have spent hundreds and hundred of hours playing Diablo II. When I beat D2 onc e, I discoverd the "Eastern Sun" mod and played that for even longer. I almost got fired from m y job because I didn't do any work, because I was busy rapidly clicking my mouse button. I am ta king a break from it now, but I plan to play it again soon. ---------------------------------------------------------------I wanted to make a cute account. I fail to see how being popular in some shitty forum full of 15 yearolds and sociophobic retards would advance my life in any manner whatsoever. You're no better than every other obsessive dork here that has nothing better to do than monitor fyad all day and flip out when someone who isn't Ackbar or some other "veteran" posts here