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THE DIFFERENCE
‘Ah, here he comes,’ Red’s female double said happily as an eerie noise grated through
the room.
VROOOOOOOOOOK! VROOOOOOOOOOK! VROOOOOOOOOK!
VROOOOOOOOOOK!
‘What?!’ Freaka-chu said, his eyes wide as a large blue, wooden Police Box with a
flashing light on top materialized out of thin air.
‘WHAT?!!’
The blue box gave a whoomph as it settled completely and lay still for a few
moments. The small windows around the top of the panels on each side emitting a warm
glow from within.
‘Wonder how annoyed he’s going to be this time,’ Elion’s double mused.
One of the doors on the front of the box flew open and a man’s head with very
short brown hair, a large nose and huge ears popped out, scanning the area with beady
eyes that were suddenly locked into a frown.
‘What is the problem?!’ He cried, disappearing back inside the box and firmly slamming
the door behind him. The light atop the box flared into life once more as the machine’s
engines roared.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOK! VROOOOOOOOOOOOK! VROOOOOOOOOOOOK! VROOOOOOOOOK!
The blue box ebbed in and out of existence in waves as the sound of its motors
reverberated around the room.
VROOOOOOOOOOK! VROOOOOOOOOOK! VROOOOOOOOOK!
VROOOOOOOOOOK!
‘He didn’t even shout all that much that time,’ Jazz’s double observed.
‘No swearing,’ Red’s female double added.
‘I miss the swearing,’ Elion’s double said sadly. ‘It was so inventive.’
Freaka-chu rubbed his face and got to his feet as steadily as he could. He could
feel a feint static crackling over him that could only have come from time-travel without
the aid of a machine to ride in. He wished he had some 3D glasses so he could see the
effect fully. It always amused him to see it. But now was not the time for petty
amusements. Now was the time for action. Of some kind. He wasn’t sure which. The blue
post box was quite obviously a RETARDIS. It made the same noise, obviously had the
same volition by-way of its internal capacity and … well … it was disguised as a police
box. That was disturbing. Exciting, yes, but disturbing. This information meant that he
might not be the last Video Lord afterall. He hadn’t recognized the face that had emerged
and promptly disappeared, but only Video Lords could operate RETARDIS machines.
Fact.
Anybody else who tried to use one would not be able to make it work. Even if they
did manage to work out the overly complex controls the machine simply wouldn’t listen
to them. So to speak. It was keyed in to only register the movement of its dials, nobs and
switches when it was Video Lord DNA manipulating them. It was a mechanism built in
after a large number of thefts due to the more elderly Video Lords leaving them unlocked
in dangerous neighbourhoods because in the olden days you could always leave your
door unlocked. Or so they said. The only problem with that ideology was that back in the
good old days that they were talking about, nobody had anything worth stealing. A full-
fledged time machine was another matter.
But that was all in the past and far beyond the point he needed to address.
‘Excuse me,’ he said, trying to walk towards the trio of onlookers. His legs didn’t seem to
want to work properly and he ended up doing a drunkard’s stumble rather than the
elongated, confident strides he had become used to taking. He decided to give up on
trying to walk and instead, he leaned against a wall. ‘Where exactly are we?’ He asked,
wiping his brow with his scarf, and then regretting doing so because of the hundreds of
tiny cotton hairs he left stuck to his forehead.
‘Doesn’t listen very well, does he?’ Jazz’s double commented openly. ‘Greg thinks this
guy’s a dick if you ask Greg, which you should … Greg is awesome.’
‘Like we said,’ Elion’s double replied. ‘There are the Lithium Rooms … or at least, they
were.
Freaka-chu looked about. The place did bear a large resemblance to The Mercury
Rooms, but these were devastated, destroyed beyond any kind of manageable repair.
Walls had crumbled from the buildings, structures had been ripped apart and there was
a giant hole in the floor that could be seen through a section of destroyed wall where
undoubtedly, a Black Hole Operating System used to be.
‘What happened here?’ Freaka-chu asked in open awe at the level of destruction.
‘You mean you don’t know?’ Red’s female double barked. ‘Where have you been? Under a
rock with your fingers in your ears and your head up your arse?’
‘In Greg’s opinion, it is still up there … if you ask Greg … which you should … Greg is
awesome,’ Greg commented dryly.
‘Now, now … Greg, Lucy,’ Elion’s double wagged his finger and sighed as he turned to
Freaka-chu. ‘It’s a long story.’
‘Apparently I’ve got time,’ Freaka-chu replied.
***
Noile exited the portal into a shabby café that he had begun to frequent and threw
himself down at his usual table. It was a dismal affair that hadn’t been cleaned for some
time. Dirty cups of coffee were piled up on and around it, and the ash tray was
overflowing. He tried to order a drink, but the waiters weren’t really paying attention and
seemed only to be killing time until their shift ended by ignoring the customers. Noile
glowered and took out an e-book he had almost finished reading.
He had been planning to spend his afternoon watching a good movie or two, but
that seemed to be out of the question now. Having all of the hosting sites at user disposal
was perfectly dandy but the fact that the process was still new and in the development
stages was obvious.
Videos appeared seemingly at random intervals with no warning. If you happened
to stumble across one, it would be by chance and chance alone. The odds of the Video
still being active by the time you got there were astronomical to boot. The system was in
desperate need of a revamp.
Though the odds were low, Noile had a knack for getting to Videos before they
disappeared. He just seemed to be in the right place at the right time. He’d worked out
the integral mechanisms of the system itself and had taught himself to follow it.
He sort-of knew who uploaded regularly, he kinda-knew where they uploaded too,
and more or less how fast he needed to get there before whatever it was that was deleting
the Videos did its work.
It was for these reasons that, when Noile looked over his book to pick up his
coffee, he noticed a dark grey cube on the table next to the sugar packets.
‘Huh,’ Noile said to himself as he picked up the object and examined it more closely.
‘Weird pepper pot,’ he concluded before a bright green momentary flash all around him
brought him to the conclusion that it probably wasn’t a pepper pot.
He looked around and discovered that he wasn’t in the café anymore. He wasn’t
quite sure where he was anymore. A long, wide open-air corridor the same dark grey
colour as the cube had materialized out of thin air around him. There were several
buildings of differing shades of grey trimmed with a bright green colour at regular
intervals down the walls around him.
‘I guess I’m not in Aruba anymore,’ Noile mused.
‘YOU WERE NOT IN ARUBA TO BEGIN WITH,’ an other-worldly voice echoed from
everywhere and nowhere all at once.
‘Who’s there?’ Noile demanded at his empty surroundings. ‘Where am I?’
‘YOU ARE SAFE,’ the voice replied.
‘That’s not what I asked,’ Noile frowned. ‘Where am I?’
The green trim around the walls began to glow brightly as the Internet sky above
them shone brilliantly. ‘NOILE … I WELCOME YOU TO MY VISION … I WELCOME YOU
TO THE WORLD OF PEEKVID … I GUNDULACH, WELCOME YOU TO, THE LITHIUM
ROOMS …’
‘… and you want me to go to the main Video Hosting sites to bring back links for you?’
she asked quizzically.
‘NOT FOR ME,’ ToPuke’s voice replied casually. ‘PEEKVID KINDA-LIKA-SORTA HERE IS
SO ANYONE CAN, LIKE GET AT THE LINKS AND VIDS THEY WANT, Y’GET ME? LIKE
I SAID, WE’RE PUTTIN’ A TEAM OF LINK HUNTERS TOGETHER, AND YOU’RE ON
OUR STAR-PICK LIST, LASS.’
‘Alright,’ she nodded, adjusting the settings on her camera. ‘Sounds super-fantastical!
I’m in.’
‘NICE ONE,’ ToPuke said happily. ‘I’VE CALLED AHEAD. WE’LL BE SENDIN’ YOUR
TEAM MATE TO MEET YOU WHEN YOU GET WHERE YOU’RE GOING..’
‘Team mate?’ she gasped. ‘That’s super! I love meeting new people!’
‘RIGHT, BEST OF LUCK THEN… LUCY,’ To Puke said as the Exit Portal closed around
her.
‘People of Greg QC’s Barrister Extravaganza!’ Greg said proudly, putting away his
Leprosy Ray. ‘You have witnessed a momentous occasion here today. The first live
broadcast of Greg QC’s Barrister Extravaganza, here at Bebo!’ Applause. ‘Now! Many
have heard that Greg QC was going to travel to a place named The Lithium Rooms this
weekend, to observe its opening!’
There were murmurings of agreement through the audience.
‘WELL!’ Greg continued. ‘Things have changed! The site will be opening today! And Greg
invites you; the followers of Greg to come with Greg to this new place and see it! … With
Greg!’
***
***
‘It’s no use,’ Dr. Math said irritably, throwing a wrench back into his toolbox. ‘It’s worse
than I feared. The Spyware virus has completely destroyed the couplings of the White
Hole Unit.’
‘Something tells me this is something I really should be paying attention to,’ Noile said,
scratching the back of his neck. ‘Is it?’
‘ONLY A LOT,’ Gundulach replied testily. ‘DR MATH, IS THERE ANY WAY THAT YOU
CAN REPAIR THE MACHINE?’
Dr. Math puffed and grunted a few times, inspecting the charred wiring, some of
which was still on fire. He lit a spliff on one and leaned back against the side of an access
panel. ‘Not a chance,’ he shook his head. ‘I can probably keep it stable for a few days, but
when this baby blows, it’ll take out the entire Universe.’
‘That sounds like a bad thing,’ Lucy mused.
‘Oh, I don’t think it’ll come to that,’ One of the Lithium Room’s new Moderators, The
Doctor said airily, stepping through the crowd to examine the machine, taking out a
small metal device that looked like a pen torch. ‘Mind out then,’ he said, brushing past
Lucy to get to the access terminal. ‘Now, stand aside while I have a look at it.’
***
***
Screams. Terrible cries of panic filled the air as the first wave of destruction came.
Chaos descended as the internet sky above The Lithium Rooms grew dark and fire began
to fall.
Noile stumbled through the retreating crowd, the other Moderators in pursuit,
each of them brandishing their Volt-Pistols. All except for The Doctor who had once again
refused to even pick one up. He marched onwards through the destruction, through the
madness, that determined look on his face, refusing to give in to worry. Even though he
himself had resigned to the horrific reality of the situation.
The roars came again, the roars of the beasts. The impossible creatures that
loomed down, colossal and unfathomable in their dimensions. The Exit Portals were
thrown open, members ushered away to safety, but there was no time. No time at all,
there wasn’t enough portals to remove everybody as the creatures descended, bringing
destruction in their wake.
‘WE COULD ESCAPE IN YOUR MACHINE!’ Lucy shouted at The Doctor over the noise of
devastation. ‘TAKE US AWAY FROM HERE!’
‘What, for seventeen minutes?’ The Doctor retorted darkly. ‘No, there has to be a way to
stop them! There has to be some way! I can’t stand by and let it happen again! Not this
time, not here, not now!’
‘Then what do we do?’ Noile asked, panicking.
The Doctor looked up sharply. ‘Get the people out of here, any means necessary.
Use the Links if you have to … just get them out.’
‘What are you going to do?’ Lucy gasped.
‘I’m going to do what I have to,’ The Doctor said. ‘I’m going to stop the Titans.’
***