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PAGE 2 MERC1AD APRIL!, 1993
By Jule Gardner
Merciad News Editor
>:•:•;• nearly 150 years,ijlike Hope House, a Where 38 agencies have banded to- ties were taxed, they would have spent
transitional house for women, Mercy gether to bring suit against the tax board, much of the money used for ministries
Friday, April 21 | |
selves in this situation.
"It's a Catch-22 situation," said Sister
articles in the paper asking for commu-1
nity support In one of these articles they -j mie ne^tMsAe
* pan. to 12 a.m. Student Union. Maura Smith, RSM, Superior of the Sis- printed a coupon asking for the signature 1
Beach Party Dance. ters of Mercy. "If we cut back on our
services, somebody else will have to
of individuals supporting the tax exempt
status of the religious community. Each
qftrheMerciad
Saturday, April 31
$ pan. little Weber Theater
pick up on them. It will cost the taxpay-
ers more money in the long run."
day Sister Maura Smith receives hun-
dreds in the mail. From her desk, they are will b4on April
sent to the state legislature.
Movie: "Outsiders.*
By Anne L. McNeils an MSG representative proofread was not supposed to begin until
A&E and Features Editor each issue on the agenda was ad- tions from those present to help likely to face regulations set by
each edition of the Freedom
dressed, the discussion strayed the committee decide what can be the MSG representatives. $j
Zone. Korcinsky also pointed out The popularity o f the Freedom
On Wednesday, Match 31, the the problem of the appointment from the specified topic through- done to improve the Freedom
committee investigating the suc- of Tate Davidson as editor with- out the meeting. One of the most Zone. S o m e o f the suggestions f Z o n e among students and others
cess of the Freedom Zone thus out consulting MSG. "Initially, frequently stated issues was included the appointment o f a on campus was also addressed.
far held an open meeting in the Frank Revy was editor...all of a Bruno's recent "The Art ofShred- copy editor to help prevent some Altieri cited a random survey she
Government Cha mbeis at 9 p.m. sudden we have a new editor ding Revisited." ofthe spelling and gra mma r prob- took of 20 students. Four of them
Approximately 50 people were (who) was not voted through," Some people violated ) the lems. Kevin Nixon said someone had never read the Freedom
present for the meeting and a num- said Korcinsky. committee's request to disregard has expressed interest in the posi- Zone. Nine had favorable impres-
ber of concerns about the Free- The next issue addressed was the Merciad and brought up the tion and will be added to the staff sions of i t while the remaining
dom Zone, both positive and advertisements in the Freedom comments contained in Editor- of the next issue. Bruno suggested seven had either negative or mixed
negative, were aired. As estab- Zone. Fees for ads were discussed, in-Chief Joseph Legler's column the editor of the Freedom Zone emotions about it. Bruno said he
lished towa id the end of the meet- and Korcinsky requested a report in the March 25 issue of the should be responsible for prevent- has received fa vorable comments
ing, one of the main reasons for from MSG President John Bruno Merciad. Many were concerned ing articles containing libel from from a number of administrators
the creation ofthe committee was with the records of all transac- about the libelous statements in being printed. He also suggested and trustees, who "love" the pub-
growing concern over the most tions the Freedom Zone have Bruno's piece as well as its re- including a section?concerning lication. He also mentioned the
recent issue ofthe Freedom Zone conducted. flection upon the Freedom Zone students' satisfaction with the support from former College
in which many leaders found of- The committee then brought up as a whole. Some said the Free- Freedom Zone on the ballots for President Sr. Carolyn Herrmann.
fensive and/or libelous material. a letter President Garvey received dom Zone has strayed from its the upcoming MSG election. Wheeler, Korcinsky and the rest
The meeting opened with the original purpose, which was to It was also suggested that the of the committee took note of all
from Kevin Downey, Mercy hurst
handing out of the agendaforthe express student opinions in a way Freedom Zone decline further the suggestions land comments
alumnus and general manager of
meeting and a clarification of its in which they have not previously funding from MSG and become made at the meeting and plan to
the Cony Journal. In his letter,
purpose. SAC Chairperson Mark been expressed. Many of the ar- an "underground" newspaper. If include them in their report to the
Downey called the Freedom ticles in the Freedom Zone ful-
Korcinsky said the meeting's fo- Zone "potentially litigious." the Freedom Zone opts to do representatives at the next MSG
611 its potential, but some in par- this, it will not be subject to re- meeting, on Monday, April S, at
cus was to discuss the Freedom Downey also commented on ticular "are tearing it down," said strictions set" by any groups; 8:30 p.m.
Zone specifically—both its strong Bra no * s piece in the last issue a nd David McQuillen. whereas ifit remains a part ofthe
and weak points, Korcinsky re- pointed out the possibility of *
quested that issues concerning the lawsuit being brought against him.
Merciad be left out ofthe discus- Some concern was expressed over
sion. the fact that these comments came
The committee, which consisted from someone outside of the im-
of Korcinsky, William Wheeler mediate Mercy hurst community.
(co-chairs), Michele Polon, The proofreading of the Free- By Jule Gardner Organization for the Reform of Traveler" concert are going fast
Michael Arrigo, Lori Bess and dom Zone was addressed next Merciad News Editor Marijuana Laws) chapter. After Close to 200 of the 2000 available
Annie Altieri set an agenda for Many present agreed that the researching the affects of this tickets were sold on die first day
the meeting which contained spe- spelling and grammar errors MSG elections and the Free- drug, he felt NORML should not and Roberts expects a sell-out
discussion and then which had been found in the Free- dom Zone were among focus top- be' a group at Mercyhurst. before the date of the concert,
allowed for open discussion. dom Zone are unacceptable. ics at the March 29 MSG meet- Korcinsky pointed out that, al- f April 30.
The first issue discussed was Korcinsky pointed out, "proof- ing. Elections for the executive though the group is controversial,
the role of the editor of the Free-
dom Zone. Wheeler said the
reading has been a problem." It board will be held on April 5 and
6. Candidates presented their
it must be treated with equal op-
portunity. A freshman represen-
From Page 1
was also noted that the MSG and
editor's chief role should be to
determine the content of each
edition of the Freedom Zone.
SAC computers (which are used
to produce the Freedom Zone)
are equipped with spell-checking
speeches in the Union at 8: IS on
Tuesday, March 30 (see related
story on page 6).
tative defended her vote by af-
firming that the group's constitu-
tion promotes educa tion, not use.
Audience
The possibility oftwo editors (for
the purpose of one double check-
ing the other) was brought up, as
capabilities which could help
solve the problem of spelling er-
rors.
Mark Korcinsky, SAC Presi-
dent, expressed his'displeasure
with the last issue of the MSG-
Bruno addressed lack of par-
ticipation from representatives. "It
tends to be the same people vol-
Empathizes
well as the possibility of having Although the open discussion runded Freedom Zone. (related unteering and not everyone is (from page 1) she has never heard
story above) doing their fair share," be said. the human voice and cannot speak.
then be taken to the proper recy- Earth Day, call the SAC office at |Our goal this year is to im- said. that is not yours. Feel what it feels
cling centers in Erie. Mercyhurst 2463. ^provejhejjualHy of the freshman like, always think that way."
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APRIL 1,1993
THE MERCIAD PAGE 5
STUDENT
MSG Presidential Candidates
MICHAEL ARRIGO — As president of M&G, my goals and GEORGE PAYDOCK — I would like to bring student govern-
plans are to run a more efficient and effective governing body. ment together with other organizations on campus and develop a
Along with this idea, I would like to see the Mercy hurst commu-^ *
needs met" He pi a ns to take action when Kristin Hurd, sophomore MSG mem*
it comes to recycling on campus, with bcr, took a different route in getting her
the housing department and he intends to message across to express her leadership unite the Mercyhurst students" and she treasurer re-elect thinks that since she
work mote toward unifying the grading abilities. Rather than give a winded claims that "If you* re bored, Til give you "has experience" and knows "the proce-
scale. Arrigo believes "it takes someone speech, Hurd encouraged everyone in something to do." dure for treasurer that continuity " is the
to listen and meet everyone's needs" to MSG chambers to stand up. She pro- Two write-in candidates for VP are best policy. Heid agrees with fellow can-
be an effective president He claims he ceeded to get ua to do a little dance, and Will Wheeler (who at the meeting had a didates that the "executive board needs
"can promise change, but it's up to you her point was that it "takes leadership to pageful of questions to ask his fellow to be more tied together."
to make the difference." get a group to perform the simplest of running mates) and Jim Bean (who was Throughout all of the candidates
George Paydock, sophomore RA and tasks." Hurd plans not to attack adminis- not present at the meeting). speeches, the issues of housing, recy-
place kicker for the football team, be- tration, but believes if you "show respect Those candidates running for the of- cling, parking and problems with the
lieves that since he has had "many and listen to what they have to say, fice of Secretary and Treasurer are run- phone system on campus all surfaced.
chances to work with different people in change occurs." ning with no opposition. All candidates agreed that the present
different places in different situations Nicole Acqullano, junior dance club Jessica Cuffia, freshman MSO repre- officers at MSO were doing a good job,
(which) have given me a chance to meet VP and former MSG member, strongly sentative and organizer of the Spring but things could "run much more
people from all over the world" and this believes that "variety is the spice oflife." formal, believes that "we need more smoothly." Hope fu I ly, whoever is elected
opportunity has made him a great com- She promises that, if elected, she will 9
representation of the people ' and thinks will continue to see the needs of our
municator. During his speech Paydock "represent the entire student y"in
• ; • : • that we should especially have more student body as clearly as during their
stressed that "organization, communi- aiding the president and his duties. involvement with the Northeast campus. campaign, and it won't be such an issue
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cation' and the ability to "follow through" Acqullano thinks it "takes high energy to Heather He id, junior and present MSO as tunning things "more smoothly.
APRIL1,1993
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NICOLE ACQUILANO — Being a dance major, I feel that g KRISTEN HURD Mercyworld
artists, athletes, and those of higher academic excellence should will hear the opinions of the extreme liberals as well as the^
all work together to bring quality leadership and organization to opinions of the ultra conservatives. I believe the most important
Mercyhurst thing to do when you decide where you fit in here is to listen to
both sides-—open your mind. * -A j .* -'•
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By Jay Kennedy
dom First let me say that you really
should look at the staff box of the
Freedom Zone. I think you might
would be sympathetic to our
plight. Apparently we greatly
over-estimated your levels of
compassion and understanding.
Personally, I think you're mak-
your territory around the Merciad
office while changing the locks?
Sharon Smith
Merciad Staff Columnist be surprised to learn that we are
not all males! Admittedly, Mia, ing a big deal out of nothing. So a
Once upon a time, in the year 2839, theit was a guy named Bob Angela, and Tonya were not in- member of your staff, accompa- Davidson
who lived in a small city called Not- Ve ry -B ig- Vi 11c. He wa s married volved in "the incident and I
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nied by a few others, used your Continuedfrom page 5
to a beautiful woman named Barb. His marriage with her was a hardly classify as a shining ex- computers to save some articles
happy one. He was also happy with his job as a business executive ample of femininity. However, on a disk and left We didn't de-
within one of Not-Very-Big- Ville's banks called The-Bank, which this does notmean that I am either stroy anything. We didn't erase once think that my actions were
was always in heavy competition with the city's other bank, The- a "boy" or a gentleman or even anything. We didn't scribble ob- illegal or wrong, now I know.
Otber-Ba nk. In fact, he was so happy with his job that he would go of the masculine gender. Do the scenities on the walls. We didn't Maybe your next "Campus Ques-
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as far as being very upset if employees from The-Other-Bank ever words "gender dysphasia mean 99 even print out the articles we typed tion should ask people what they
had sex with his wife. In case such an annoyance should ever occur, anything to you? The moral of up. We also didn't leave "a big think. But,'! in reality, it is not
mess", as your article!claimed. worth pursuing any further. Those
he posted a sign on Us front door which read, "If you're from The- this little tirade is that maybe you
should make sure you have your We left the office as we found it. new locks better not raise my tu-
Other-Bank, please refrainfrombreeding with my wife!"
facts straight before you run an So what's the problem? And why ition because security is still go-
He liked his job especially for the fact that, once a year, his
article. If you don't, it tends to is it you neglected to mention that ing to h ave a key or two to the new
employerwould send himon a business trip to the most fabulous city
shoot your credibility as an effec- your "reliable source" is not on doors and that's how we "boys"
in the world, Pretty-Damn-Neat-Ville. There he would stay for three
tive reporter. (And why did you the staff of the Merciad and was got in.
full days, consisting of drinking heavily, visiting oldfriends,and
never, ever, ever doing anything that had to do with his job. assume we're all guys?) using the Mercind computers for I believe that the Freedom Zone
However, he would still come home with his business work com- Second, I found your bit about purposes not at all related to the and Merciad can sha re some sort
9 of camaraderie in the near future.
pleted (this is because he knew of the magic toilet bowl of Pretty- the "missing money ' to be mis- Merciad, same as we did, only
informative. That's hardly what I with much less claim to do so? Maybe, we could even SHARE
Damn-Neat-Ville, located in the men's room of Taco Bell, that
would term appropriate behavior Why was this handled publicly some things! This is, of course,
always shape-changes itself into the men who sit on it and fulfill any
form what claims to be the instead of privately? Could it be only if you are not too strongly
of their job-related tasks so they can have more fun with pretty d amn
school's "professional" student that you just couldn't find any- sanctioned by the elitist adminis-
neat things.)
publication. Admittedly, weat the thing else to write about and you tration that tends to have the first
After returning homefromhis business trip that year, however,
'Zone don't always act in the were attempting to stir up some and last word. If we work to-
he found a situation that most business men in the year 2839 would gether we can help unite the stu-
most)professional manner but controversy?
find quite disappointing. His wife told him that she had sex with five dent body and assure ourselves
we've never claimed too. We've However, should you still feel a
men from The-Other-Bank. He was quite disturbed by this. He that we will be able to make the
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also never found it necessary to need to retaliate, I would love to
inquired, "Didn't they see the sign?' invent an allegation against a decisions. The more students ar-
see you fit your entire staff (which
"Yes dear," she replied, "but one of them said "that 'he was group of people, either. gue, and the less we communi-
is about four timessthe size of
technically a member of your bank as well as The-Other-Bank cate rationally, the more power-
By the way, since when do five ours) inside the MSG office and
because he once ordered a pizza for your boss." ful the administrators become
people constitute a large number set up4be nextj issue of the
"Oh, that was Some Guy. What he said was true," he replied, because they have to make the
anyway? Merciad on the computer (singu-
"however, that was over two months ago. Darling, everybody final decision between opposing
As for "the incident," there were lar, not plural-there's only one)
knows our policy: To technically consider yourself an employee of forces. We are complimentary
several reasons why events tran- that we were allotted for use by
The-Bank, you must order a pizza for the boss at least once every publications, not contradictory
spired in the manner in which the Freedom Zone while work-
month!" | i and competitive. I tried not to
n they did. I, personally, was under ing around the MSG officers who
"I know that honey-bunny, bat it was the police who let him in, • •
n the impression that we weren't also need to use the same com- participate in an angry response
she explained, "and besides, you weren't here to check with)
supposed to be in the Union build- puter. If you're lucky, someone to your article because, like a
This peaked his curiosity, "Well, they could have checked with
ing because the sprinkler system might be in the SAC office so you treadmill, that would get us no-
my boss," be said.
99 had gone offrather unexpectedly. can use that computer (again, sin- where. Remember what Arrested
"Yeah, really, she replied, "I mean they could have at least left
We would have asked for your gular, not plural). Of course, you'd Development says, "All shouting
you a message on your answering machine. It could have been permission to use the\facilities
have to work around all the SAC does is make you lose your voice."
something simple like, 'Hey Bob, remember me, Some Guy? Well, had you been around to ask. Also,
officers, too. P.S. I, for one, haven't had any
I heard you were outta town so I couldn't ask you this personally, but Tate was under the impression
This whole situation is remark- money stolen from my desk. Ac-
I thought I'd at least show a sign of responsibility in letting you that he at least was allowed to use
ably akin to when your little sister tually, I don' t even have a desk, or
lilt.jwthat my friends and I are going to have an orgy with your wife.
9 them because he' s on sta ff, which or brother borrows your favorite money for that matter...So, as an
Hope you don't mind, Bob. Cheers! That would have at least to me would seem to be a fairly sweater without asking. You yell honest person, I will avoid this
showed courtesy in their vile act." logical assumption. As it stood, dishonest situation thatyou fabri-
99 and scream until your mother
"Yes, be answered, "I wouldn't be upset at all if he had done that. we werefightingto meet a dead- ca ted.
points out that since neither you
I should probably write an article in my company newsletter about line with our printer (something nor the sweater was hurt, wha t' s
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their discourteous and impolite behavior. I'm sure you can relate to) and we the problem? I think you need to With hopes for peace,
He did write the article in his company newsletter, The-Bank's- made the mistake of assuming learn from that example. Or are Tate Davidson
Informative-Stuff. But, unfortunately for Bob, Some Guy was the
chief editor of a secret underground company newsletterforThe-
Other-Bank, called The-Sexually-Repressed-Executive, which
earned the readership of only five executives other than The-
Scxually-Repressed-Executive staff. (Basically, its only reader Amnesty International answers U-Rycki
worth mentioning is God, who hated itfromthe start, but because
of His omniscience, he unfortunately had to read it.) Despite
popularity, however, in dislike of Bob's article, Some Guy wrote an Dear Editor, man rights agencies that study the permitted legal counsel and saved
article which insulted Bob relentlessly. It claimed that Bob hated his abuses, pay for lawyers and doc- from execution because letters
business wardrobe, and would rather dress up like a long-haired I am responding to Mia's letter tors for the victims of abuses and from all over the world have
hippie with jeans and a heavy metal T-shirt which would read, in the March 25 Merciad. When pressure govenunen ts to ha It ille- poured into government offices,
"Metallica may have been dead for 830 years, however, they still we read about these atrocious gal detentions, torture and execu- letting officials know they can no
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rule...dude! It also claimed that Bob had a tattoo on his arm that things happening in the world, we tions. The Amnesty International longer torture and kill in secrecy
99 feel powerless and outraged. I group on campus raises money to and silence.
read, "(Forget Mother) Electronic Breeder.
believe the response we ta ke needs support the national Please feel free to join us at our
Ironically, this insulting description of Bob was perfectly fitting
to be two-fold. organization's efforts and spends next meeting Tuesday, April 13
of Some Guy. No otherbu siness executive was aware ofthis, except
First, we need to examine our time each month writing letters to at 4 p.nu in the Laker bin.
for Bob. Hefiguredthat Some Guy felt insecure of his own stupid
own complicity. How do we, as foreign governments asking them
looks and needed to boost his ego to his whole five readers by
putting down his majorcompetitorwith pointless insults. Some Guy individuals and as citizens, con- to cease abuses. The letter-writ- Alice Edwards
tribute to the violence? How does ing works. Thousands of people Faculty Advisor
was taken to the Supreme Court a week later for libel, and was found
our country work to oppress oth- ea ch yea r a re released from prison, Amnesty International
guilty, not for libel, but for looking so stupid. ers? As taxpayers and voters we
God, knowing all of this because of His omniscience, was very have powerful tools to change
disappointed in the behavior of Some Guy, and turned him into a our nation's policies.
periwinkle colored goat. Then, God snickered, for He knew that no Second, we can call on govern-
one would notice the difference.
April Fools! (No offense to anyone, especially to God!)
ments around the world to protect Krayger.
human rights by supporting hu-
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Dave nillen places sixth in " ti
race
Cyclists face rough riding at SHppeiy Rock
'Tain is not pain once it has of the race. Team member Cliff and was unable to return to the
past" Whoever wrote this famous Clark came out with a seventh front of the race. Sean Wall met
quote in a fit of hyper-intelligent place finish in the "B" race, while -
tough luck as well with a spec-
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chatter never had the chance to Tate Davidson and Lou Viselli tacular crash over a fallen rider
watch the members of the finished with 10th and 23rd place named Fred, a hardv
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chase and
Mercy hurst cycling tea m atruggl e showings in*the "Cs." Marcie ultimately a flat tire. Team mem-
around campus after a weekend Dzienkonski was the sole female bers Viselli and Matt Minnick
of hard racing. People who have | memberand had the highest plac- managed 20th and 22nd in the
forgotten the team's pain don't ing with a strong third in the "C" race, finishing out a';tough
walk like that Most humans don't women's race. initiation into collegiate racing.
walk & like that. I learned about Later that day, the riders had Davidson, after a strong showing
funny cavemen in archaeology their chance to race against the in thefirstrace, was Mercyhurst's
class who walk like that, but they clock, completing a six mile loop third flat and ended up with a
didn't have bikes. Conclusion: the in the least amount of time as DFL. Dzienkonski, surprising
cycling team has just completed possible. Only Dzienkonski everyone, finished third.
their first stage race of the year, would come out with ego and It was a tough weekend, with all
and far from forgetting it, they lungs in tact, again finishing a teams present racing at a^much
remember all three races really strong third.
flpiisf Saturday, ] well.. The final race took place on
higher level than last year.
McQuillen figures that their run
the Bu ffalo Bills vs. fMercyhursjj rwxS
Early Saturday morning, the Sunday, and consisted of a six
team rose * to make the jaunt mile circuit which the "As" circled
of bad luck is over and that they
"should manage some very good
faculty. to Slippery Rock for the first of four times, the "Bs" three times
three races. The top racers went and the "Cs" twice. McQuillen
placings, especially with the up-
and-coming novices." *
On the hardwood of the MAC. first in the "A" category race, was instrumental in the formation p?I managed some insight into the
circling thirty times around a of a seven man break, with all the actual racing when Leon "Chunk"
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treacherous half-mile loop. Pave major teams present. Riding hard Mumford managed to gather
McQuillen managed a sixth place enough tojust hang on, McQuillen
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S5;ss& in the face of heavy competition managed to stay with the break words into a quote. "It was easy,"
from schools likeTufts, Peiui State and finish seventh. Leon he said. Leon had glazed eyes
and Bucknell. On less than one Mum ford, hoping for a chance to and he couldn' t stand because his
Men's W i l l S S O l d nde around the park, the "As" show his early season form, flat-
averaged 28 mph over the course tened a tire with two miles to go
legs were sore. I suppose it's bet-
ter to lie than to remember. / .