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T O T HE OLD I ET M D E O
RS O F AV NP RT
M AY Y O U R J O U R N E Y TH O G H THE I DI
R U N AN S UM M E R
O F L I E F B E I H TE E D W I TH H
B R G N . A P P Y
ME M OR IE T HE O O D
S OF D
G OLD A YS .
Wo rd s an d I l l u s tra t i o n s As s e m b l e d by
W . L . PU RCEL L
Spe ci a l Ca rtoo n s by
W . A . EE P E RL EY
Ph otograp hs Lo an e d by
O LD T I M E RS O E DAVEN PO RT
The A li b i
Pep : With and Without
Kid D ays A long the L evee
O riginal S imp P honey O rchestra
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Ch w b
a f D ays at D uc k Creek
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In D ampest D avenport
Bo b bing the Tail of D emon Rum
H ookin g S uckers in L ittle Monte Carlo
A long the Bucktown Rialto
Sk unk River A menities
The H uman Fly at the Burtis
THE M WA S T HE GO O D OLD D AYS
O ld ’
J az z d ad s Birthplace
What M ade Rock Island Great
The D ope on Chief Black H awk
The Volunteer Fire L addies
Pione er Work in Cu b ist A rt
T h ut h i e T h m i t h e r t h
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Thilly V e rt h e t h
Pretzel A lley
C ome B ack to Pretzel A lley
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Gilman s Nimrods
Billiards and D rum Corps
The D avenport Burns Club
When Folks Were S ociabl e
C urbstone M errym a k ers
The H appy
T h e Pi c he r s .
A ntoine L e Cl a i r e
Colonel George L D avenport
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Fresh A ir Clu b
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D avenport E l k s as Filipinos
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Flashlight of Russell s S c o o p e r y
J ohn H ill
O ld Turner H all
D utch Treat D ays at O ld Turner H all
Peter N Jacobsen
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When Charlie L i p p y s Band Played
Taking a Jolt at Charlie Galla g her s
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Th e A lib i .
two ten
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. E xplanatory information was vouchsafed to friend s
— d i ffi c u l t i e s enc o untered wi th his fliv in ta k ing the bum p s , ,
va n i shed with connu b ial conquest : the rear seat balla s t ali b i -
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THEM WA S THE G OO D OLD DAYS
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THEM WA S T HE GOOD O LD DAYS
hill characters Frank Brady spoke
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H op to it ! M ary Wright s u g
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pages and street patter were ruthl essly prowled i n the task
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of w o rd assembling
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Phrases were lifted ideas pilfered
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That custom has been observed in collating Them Was the
Good O ld D ays by re p roducing on the opposite page a
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THEM WA S THE G OO D OLD DAYS
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T em W as th e G oo d Ol d D a y s.
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THE M WA S THE G OO D OLD DAYS
Colo n l G o rg
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THEM WA S T HE GOOD OLD DA Y S
D av e np or t .
ln the For i t es .
ln th e Ni n e ti e s .
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THEM WA S T HE GOO D OLD DAYS
Pe p : W i t h a n d W i t hou t .
As s e m b l i ng C h rl
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G h e nt tua s the gnuh o l h h ags
THEM WA S T HE GOO D OLD DA YS
—J u s t to h oll r
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a se a ll th e m li l
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li k e d M r Ro h chi l d
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Ki d D ay s A long th e Le v e e .
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ent gutter s n i p i n -
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Then they d scoot like the dic k ens to Blac k s ice cream par
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lor on Brady street for a fiv e cent dish of ice cream with two -
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head and divide the cream on the plate s o s they wouldn t
battle about who got the b iggest half A fter them little lads .
gob b led the ice cream they d pull straws t o s e e who d lick the ’ ’
plate the kid who got the long straw b ein the wi n ner L otsa
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spoons too whenever they found a nickel rollin up hill
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strap of his soft soled congress gaiters The b oys called him
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S tingy Blac k because he never gave them a go od fil l i n of
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as s o o t h i n
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as li quid sunshine tickled all the way down and , ,
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standin room for a coupla hunks of Bremer s cream p i e with ,
out an y c r o wd i n ’
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THEM WA S T HE GOOD O LD DA YS
Gutter s n i p i n w a s an e xc i t i n pastime in them d ays
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h ad t a di g for what they got Now all they gota do i s sit still .
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the alley near Buckshot s barn H ad t a .
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as much standin with that gang as a
chinaman A fter he graduated and learned .
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b Oy s never smoked cigarets e xc e p t i n
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c up eb s and t hem ’
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c atarrh pills smelled like Jack Munro s blacksmith shop when
bein the copper as old Til was a holy terr or for youn g sters
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that was breakin the game laws .
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THE M WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
In them days kids belonged to gangs and when they ,
we got the Rotary gang the Kiwanis gang the Gyro gang , , ,
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the Rogertown gang would halt em near
K u e h l s hall and a s t em what right they had
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comin out there to steal their nuts Then .
hurt cause if a kid got balky and showe d fight they d gang
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ro und a c o upla miles and come home by J ersey Ridge road ,
that stole their nuts — them birds c o n t r o l l i n all the best nut ’
on nuts all winter But the only way they picked nuts w as
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THE M WA S THE G OOD OLD D A YS
P a ri ck T
t . Wa ls h
Fa h r
t e P e l a m o r gu e a.
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THEM WA S T HE GOO D OLD DAYS
1 saw o co r ou n d h b n d
th e b at me
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Goo lov r g oo d b !
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Tw lo ow w mb o
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Goo lov r g oo d b y !
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B u y D y D ow n on h L v
s a s t e e ee .
S te a m b o
at n P u l D m on d n P n r P c k
S ai t a , ia J 0 Li e as s e ge a et.
THE M WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
When they d ’
could they help shine her up old B i l l d s ay
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G e t ah e l l outa here you doggone little s av ,
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to ya big s t i fl ya ! and they d leg it down
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side a pocketknife ? Why i t s a hoss sho e nail Comes in ,
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b oldin up pants when the buttons snap o ff— them little lads
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when they was s h o e i n flies for Jack while he was m an i c ur i n
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the hoss s hoofs .
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em to christen em by s p o i l i n the shine
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A new suit h ad t a ’
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in h i s new h an d m e d o wn s .
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When they got through s t o k i n up on brown sugar they d ’
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rotten .
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the stando ff—and mebbe they paid an d meb
be they thou g ht I saac w as easy and they d ’
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pole with h i s front paws They d holler and .
ac c o r d i n
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to them youngsters .
r t un b l i n
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b y and one kid hollered What d ya s e e when the
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Then they d j ump on the tailboard and ast A ugust for a piece
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of ice s o s they could co o l the spec k led fruit that was fer
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mentin with the brown sugar but the y never even dreamed
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O rigin a l S i m p p h o n e y O r ch e s t r a f
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H earin
the gangsaw sin g in down at ’ ’
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That s where music fans got this symphony orchestra
i dea spo rt—t r y i n to give an imitation of the old buzz sa w
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pine log down at S chric k er and Mue l ler s When the sawmill ’
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g er and H ank Tre ffs curry hosses and swo b b uggies t hem ,
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THEM WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
The waterwor k s whistle b l o wi n about thi s time them ’
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kids would notice t hat it was ab out time to slip on the feed
b a g so they d call it a half day and toddle home to dinner
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with envy and they d scamper along the ,
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w as w e a r i n a red shirt
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N ext best honor to t o r c h b o y was tot i n
the b ass drum in H av e rl y s mi nstrels street ’
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o ff in Burtis theatre alley to decide who s
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minstrel band s evening concert would send
a youngster to the hay s p ar k l i n with happiness ’
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w
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a d octor or have
, a x end soup strainers like them dand y
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d udes that wore bell b ottom j eans pants Then when they
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m irrors .
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C h awb e e f D ay s at D uck Cre e k .
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bamboo pole Boys didn t wear swimmin .
bein a d ude
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R o o k s s brickyard pond in the ravine at Tenth and Gaines
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cla y bottom and gan grene scum around the e d ges Folks .
woods was the cushiest place but it was risky for outsi d e ,
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with the C orkhill gang them guys takin full charge of all
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youngsters just when the fun was gettin good but sometimes ’
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t hey h a d t a stay in all afternoon cause they d get splattered ,
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD D A YS
Ol d n h S ch l
oo at S i xt h an d M ai n .
Ol d S t o n ch l
e S oo at S e v en t h an d P rry
e .
Ol d Mo un t I da S ch l
oo at M is s is sip p i and F ul o
t n.
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THEM WA S T HE G OO D OLD D AYS
O ne S aturday the L ocust street gang started from E agel s ’
his togs under t h e big maple when they got near B al l u ff s and ’
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E ven if there wasn t many houses along there then the wim
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men folks that seen them s kinny legs fly i n past musta thought ’
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that horrible cry that always puts a t eelin
of terror in the heart of a k id in swimmin ’
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Chaw beef ! Then they knew that
Bob A rmil and H owey O liver leaders of ,
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the notorious N o e l s s woods gang had ,
their togs and after they fished em outa the creek chawed the
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remembered they had forgot about pilin the big load of wet
wood the millman b rung from Renwi c k S haw and Cr o s s e t s , ,
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durin the week an d they k new they was due for a good
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could get away with the old ali b i about b ein sic k in the ’
s t um m i c k .
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THEM WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
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They wasn t no wild wimmen pickin tame flowers then ’
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and pul led em up by the roots O nly the men folks done
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the kil l in — poppin the ro b ins woodpec k ers and other song
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b irds with their muzzle loaders j ust for fun and h e l p i n civ
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d u c k s h o o t i n too tame
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Them old roosters too k trips to the
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that j ust had noodle enough to folly the leader There s a .
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and said he d rather sink a tooth into a
h e d g e b a l l or a hun k of lim b urger than in
one of them darn things Fran k Paddoc k .
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h i s taster and Charlie sa id that he d try anything once When
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he put away the first grapefru it raw the other yaps expected ,
next one with a dash of mustard and some sugar and said it ,
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tasted finer than Charlie Cav an ar o s Florida o ranges .
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THEM WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
In them days L eon A llen s dad and Tommy M c K i n n e y s ’ ’
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dad examined his s o n and Tommy s dad examined his s o n , ,
c d m y o f c nc I h th e A a e S ie es
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ready to swap j ackknives si ght unseen their dad s came out ,
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a kinda queer old geezer that growed rusty whiskers and lived
in a shanty up in Main street hollow H e usta mind his own .
business and k eep his trap shut and naturally people thought , , ,
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THEM WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
flew clear o ff the handle gra bb ed a t an t al i z i n youngster and
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wal k b y the S ixth street gang any time and not a peep outa ,
Jim Flemming and Jac k Coo k were the radio b oys of the
old days They had the first private telegraph line in this
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guage .
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he was a flip young feller and he d s ay pull down your vest ,
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THEM WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
and wipe o ff your chin b ein a hound for usin the latest ,
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3 3 3 3 after the little lady with the ukelele voice repeats them
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num b ers with all the canary bird t h r r rills it sounds like
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H el l o o o uh ! —all d r i p p i n with honey—i t sounds sweeter
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O h ! It ’s you i s i t ! —s o u n d i n like a s t r aw b o s s r az z i n a
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herda hunks It s sure tough sport after dopin the settin
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THEM WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
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Farnam and that you didn t never know that r ai lroad time
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was fifteen minutes ear l ier than city time in them days .
reporter !
Ab out all that you newspaper guys
does n o w d ay s i s put on the feed b ag
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Chippie get yer hair cut— fift e e n cents ! ”
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A nderson or Cy D arling .
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the Police Gazette N ow them underwear and silk s t o c k i n
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THEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
under . They sure help to start peopl e w e ar i n them bi g ’
wintertime the rush b egins and they kin hardly wait for
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now .
A ny b ody that ever watched them hard wor kin old tur k s -
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stone quarry gettin ready for the bl ast In them parades they .
was all out of step b ut Curbstone Jim and Jim was ridin a ,
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swayback .
that b elieves them drill stories even to this day and they ,
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THEM WA S T HE G OO D OLD DAYS
O ri gi n a l D v n por
l H ot e a e t.
a ou
F m s h o s tl e r y of ol d d y wh n D n or w
a s e av e p t as a p o ul r
p a
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THEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
used to floc k to em ? ’
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Well a little wisin u p won t hurt you
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that puts on the scraps at the L egion hall now O nly the .
arm swings and b loc k ed with dirty loo k s and tried to put
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across the hayma k er with wild swingin and cru el adj ectives ’
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In them days the fighters wasn t hoggin for the big ’
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just naturally mixed it because they loved the fi g h t i n game .
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free and independent nation .
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THEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
carded for that contest and they put up the fight of their ,
tive side .
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There wasn t a dull spot in the program .
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the windup s o s he could mop up the other guy with the
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come b ac k .
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p y a i n for the wi nd ! Never nothin li k e it !
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John L i l l i s s grocery store where they fought the battle all ,
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T HE M WA S T HE GO OD O LD DAYS
If them birds hadn t horned in and mussed things and ’
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business .
the O ld S od .
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There s a whole lot of old time hits that you newspaper
g uys could d ish up that d be more i n t e r e s t i n to the ladies than
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r un n i n
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. Gal readers ne eds more attention than they b een
gettin now that they k in vote and work on the j uries
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d r e s s i n or do they want all the swell dames r u n n i n around in
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mother hubbards and sunbonnets so they ll look like a herd
of cattle ?
A d m i t t i n that straw hats i s now du e for s p r i n g i n y o u
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THEM WA S T HE GOOD OLD DAYS
Da d d y D a vi Cl
s a m C h owd r Clu b
e .
Fer d H ay me y e r , ch e f , a t A sh f ord
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st e.
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n d i of
D a es M rs . r
Wh i s t l e '
s D a n ci ng S c h ool .
Wa rr n co C h r l
e S tt, a ie R u ll C h r l
sse a ie B akr W W dwrh
e 1 11 a s t
r d D ck r ffor d r
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F e , e e , I ra Gi
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Geo ge ll
Gi ette .
D an c ing D a y s at M rs W hi s t l e r s.
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k now
that B uff alo Bill held h i s first
wi l d west exhi b ition in a sideshow tent in
the vacant lot j ust b elow Fourth on the ,
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W al k your hosses on the b ridge posted ,
e i ther d i d y a ?
, Well Mrs Whist l er s dancin school at E lev
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bloods to d aun c e the l au n c e r s and all the f aun c y d au n c e s ,
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There wasn t no n e c k i n strangle holts nor half nelson ,
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darn quic k .
they wa s s o embarrassed .
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THEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
D a n d i of h S v n i
es t e e e t es.
F r nk ll
a Gi ette , H enr y C r ch l ck
a mi ae , J a Va n T uy l .
THE M WA S T HE GOO D OLD DAYS
Van Patten , H arry S mith
Charlie L eslie E d L eonard W il l , , ,
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mon k eys !
W h y in the old days when Charlie
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dancin and the graceful movements of
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THEM WA S T HE GOOD OLD DAYS
Fra n k D W f
e ar .
B ea u B r u m m l o f D n or
e av e p t J ob Pr n r
i te s.
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
Tha t s a b out the time sport that the p l u g h a t epidemic
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greek waiters .
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mighty fine old toppers chartered s e a goin -
h e wa s nurs i n a hangover
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
Vinegar S mith .
dignity that went with that callin game and even if they
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Fr es h Ai r
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Clu b .
C ru i s ing alo ng th e H en n n
ep i C a na l .
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THEM WA S T HE G O O D OLD DAYS
O B ri en s ,
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and a lo ra other fol k s that didn t co m e from S weden ’
nor Cz e c h o S lova k ia
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E amon de Valera and Countess Mar
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Winfield township .
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Buff alo Bill scout world s greatest wildwest showman
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Wapsie .
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B rennan was the star singin caller of Winfield township b ut -
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When callin to the tune of The Girl
I L eft Behind Me ”
Jimmy s song would ,
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T h n b l nc l l d w l h floo r
e a a e a an e t t e
A d wi n g h g l b h i n d y ou
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n s t at a e .
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THEM WA S T HE GO OD OLD DAYS
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L ittle B rown Ju g : ”
If cow h g v uc h m i l k
I had a t a t a e s
l d dr up i in d i lk
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h e ss er n sat an s
o n h ch oi c h y
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F d h ee e r t e es t a
for y i m ly
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A d m i lk h
n er t t es a c a .
H l h l h l Y ou d m l
a a a an e
Li l b r ow n j
tt h w I lov
e h ! u g, o e t ee
s k irt to give her feet plenty of action the fiddler would begin ,
p l ay i n
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and Beez y would get up on her toes and show the
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t e a s i n and c o a x i n
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would ta k e the floor to step o ff a reel
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givin all the fancy twists and turns sa s h ay i n and flirtin ,
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l icks p l a y i n Mrs M c L e o d s Reel
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sayin : Bad cess t me but t h d i v i l a word can I ray ’
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THEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
W h i n O i wi n w i t o u t an m o re n n
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o n h of M
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i h as n t e m t ay ,
Oi m i e Oi i h
t a il p r t ty r s ge rr
A d un o h
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Oi d id
n t er say
h nd in o
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Oi mp ut poc k e a t m e e t
A d i h pp n d n b t a e e to e so
S u r O i uc k
e g oold n gu i n
t m e e ea
F ri o r Molly 0 !
to t a t m e ,
every body in the par ty joined in with him while singin the ’
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More power D ominick an long life t ye ! a youn g
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Ha Hal-
Tis D ominic k that h a s the foine v ice ! one
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excused .
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A rrah h i v e n b less y e z ! he pleaded b ashfully
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I haven t putt a futt t t h fl uu r since t h ’
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c h r i s t e n i n av M o i k e D i m p s e y s son Garge
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him to dance a ji g sayin that he couldn t ,
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stand !
B o un d i n to the middle of the room suddenly California
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c o n n uc k m i n
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wan and all ! Jimmy me b y —play the
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Flowers of E d i n b urg till yer f a ather shows t h heavy ,
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where he won manny s the prize in the dancin contests a t ’
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T HEM WA S T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
, ,
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f e e d i n the chickens
’
H e smiled good h um o r e d l y as he s ur
.
-
y ,
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he crooned softly to himself that homely ould chune My ,
'
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f o r sure for all time and forever that
,
The D u fi y niver
,
Too t ! To o t l The Se ve n t y -
two !
Co nni e O ’B rien a nd th e Ki lk n
e n y cr w e !
T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
ket and the pric e of hop s at Fifth and H arri son whe n O ld ,
Bi n k e m ! My l d h Bun k e m ! o en !
l y gg fo r r i l r o d m
Sh e a s e s a a en.
Som i m i gh
e td om i m
es e t an s e t es te n
Bi k m !
n B k m !
e My l d h un e o en !
r un n i n
’
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,
men coup l ed car s with their b are mitts and a regular hard ,
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T HEM WAS T HE G O O D O LD DAYS
a b unch of shotes or y
’
she d throw li stee r s furth er than
’
e ar n
p v e m en t s .
r o
an d in payin their de b ts
’
N w d y they thi nk they re too
. o
’
a s
’
’
take em for th eir underclothes .
’
rock crusher while bein p u lled down for
-
an eyelash .
mal ady n o w d ay s
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.
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T HE M WA S T HE GO OD O LD DAYS
corn b read and green onions to cool their b lood for the dog
, ,
days There s a smart hunch for l ady memb ers of the cold
.
’
feet clu b and for o l d codgers that s l eep under s i x b lan k ets
,
70
S l i ck S k a t e r s a n d S we e t S in ge r s .
first came into style and when all the youn g fellers and their
,
But you kin tell the world they ain t b een no real ice ’
j m i
’
u p n over twenty old fashioned school benches -
.
credit for doin a little pea nut b usiness for the old bur g
’
.
’
for Cash Watson s ice skate jump you kin s ay the benches -
,
school and the guys that carted them benches was H enry
,
71
THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
’
Noth in like keepin the record straight sport
’
, .
little brother M ickey that usta light the gas lights on the
,
and wo uld lean it against the lamp post and M ickey would -
and doused the glims and they split three bucks a week ,
’
to old Jake and could run a few errands for a penny he d
, ,
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ness s .
Threads ”
S weet Genevieve ” “
D aisy , ,
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
and A minor with capo on the fifth fret and could gra b all
,
,
them nau g hty barb er chords for the hi g h spots and do the ,
,
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,
”
n es s ee .
“
Come long h e a h yo L aw n c e Co n y e h !
’
Bout time ,
’ ’ ’
’ ’ ’
yo was totin home with y o u a h o l Granny an not singin ,
’ ’
’
all e b e n i n fo dem white f o l k s e s ca se they don t want f o
’ ’
,
’ ’ ’
’
to sociate with no c ul l u d trash S o come on long h e ah .
’
,
ful l ah g e washin to s t a h t s o ak i n f o de ’ ’ ’
”
Vi rgin n y .
THE M WA S T HE G O O D OLD DAYS
S ay b oy ! ,
That 0 1 Vi r g i n n y
’
son g sh o l y did make light
st ep p in fo
’
dem c u l l ud fo l k s e s
’
.
w a s getti n ready to go b ac k
’
her head and told about Johnny S chmidt the county poor ,
“
A h aint b o t h e i n ma haid bout who done got l e c t e d
’ ’ ’ ’
,
’
b out yo o l l e c t i um an don fool yo o l aunty What A h
’ ’ ’
,
’ ’ ’ ’
.
’
wants stid of l e c t i u m is mo c o h n m e al bacon an t at e h s
,
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,
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f o de col w i n t ah m o h n i n s
’ ’ ’
.
Kids usta spit for good luc k when they d spot a red ’
’
headed gal and then they d look for the white hoss before
,
74
T HE M WA S THE G OOD OLD DAYS
S an H a rr on
is ck uck
and Ni B .
76
H i gh h e e l Boo t s a n d B e llb o t t o m P ant s .
, ,
Why the old timers played with b are k nuc kles and could
, ,
in
’
The pitcher done underhand .
cat for money m arb les or chalk and they would fight at the
, , ,
drop of a hat .
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.
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T HE M WA S T HE G O O D O LD D AYS
other E nterprisers s t e p p i n ’
on their h e e ls .
’
around bases and p ullin for
the s hore in their swimm in
’
78
T HE M WA S T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
’
That s where the wimmen folks got this french heel idea -
three dollar black j eans pants with twenty two inch bell
- -
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h a d t a u s e a shoe horn to slide into em Then he d put up ’
-
.
,
’
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
how they d b een b umped b y other hat guys w ith the wrong
’
s wh '
a t s th e m a tte r .
A nd from th t innocent b g i i a e nn n
’
sport has sprung up
, ,
In them times H i r s c h l D e b a t t i e s o l d
stogie twofers that you cou l d inhale witho u t
s l ap p i n
’
a plaster on the b ack of your me e k .
nationa l election .
song was more n fifty years old at that time N ow when the
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T HE M WA S T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
“ ”
old timer J ingle Bells, .
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wasn t for a shot nor a drugstore short pint but , ,
two weeks .
and come clean for wine and brew the stage i s s e t for a ,
b ig killin ’
.
81
T HE M WA S T HE GOOD OLD DAYS
C p i n W l r Bl i r
a ta a te a
’
s Pa l l S mbo
a tia te a a t.
Wh r e C y Pr
e Tri -
it es s C l u h ld fr ol c
b e i .
82
THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
u u
T e d Ne h a s in B lva L ock wo o d Co u m
e st e.
84
THE M WA S THE GOO D O LD DAYS
’
paint and calcimine use the lipstick and fight the lookin
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dresses .
85
THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
and quic k s t e p p i n -
S nell Jim Kough Fran k Valen
’ — Fran k
, ,
n um s
’
circus and hippodrome never b rought more parade
bugs to town A fter marchin the downtown streets all lit up
.
’
,
with greek fire and fireworks the parade h alted at Third and ,
the old C entral hotel Tha t famous speec h aint never been .
tan hall made a bigger stir with the natives than Bobby
’ ’
B u rn s s festival the Volunteer Fireman s masquerade or the
, ,
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THE M WA S THE G OOD OLD DAYS
B b oys usta drill in the old mar k et house and later they ,
put prohi b ition over things loo k ed awful dry for the B b oys
,
that good old scout tipped em on how they could save a few ’
b usted .
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THEM WA S T HE GOOD O LD DAYS
ing his g erman silver -
stop watch b ut nobody
-
ever pegged
,
line defenses of the Rhod e Island reds and they were j ust ,
g r a n -
streaked past him and when P rivate Joe finished the mile
,
’
and oratory with B eattie s X X X flour as a s ide dish
, .
Hep ! Hep ! H ep i —h e p l — he pi
88
H o gl at i n , G i bb e ri s h , S l angu a g e .
“
secrets .Instead of a kid askin his buddy Will you come ’
,
with me ? he d s ay W i ge r y y o u g e ry c o g e r y w i g e ry me
” “ ’
“
the sound of gery for a bit of mysterious bolshevik flavor .
’
shiftin the first letter of a word to the end of the word
and addin the sound a y to the letter as I l l w ay o u y ay
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o m e c ay i t h wa e m a y ? With them two foreign languages
y
schoolboys could prattle in secret right in front of their
dads .
called S lan g uage that gives our good old United S tates lady :
,
stu ff
We b loused into a n o s e b ag ge r y with a flat wheeler and -
a boi ler factory and they hit the dopesheet for the boston
,
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THE M WA S T HE GOOD OLD DAYS
S CAN DAL
!
WA L KE R T O M AT O NE C K EJ Q
,
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b ut slu ffed him for a flu k y corn shredder with a flat tire who -
,
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,
-
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my furs .
’
get a guy s goat ? A d m i t t i n times is changin and that a
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lota s p e e d h o u n d s is o p e r at i n on last year s license what ’
,
S UB CHAS E R
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CA K E -
EA T E R B E L L P OL I S HER
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T HEM WA S THE G OOD OLD DAYS
“ ”
Whither are we drifting ?
N ow the Real Fruit my dear children being toppy
, ,
A pple hurried to catch its new found friend and as the two -
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My ! H ow us apples do float ! ”
“
S ure t hing I m an apple urged our hero earnestly
,
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“
I m a S cott County A pple I was born and bred in old
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”
tall corn grows .
“
But I m a regular S cott County A pple all ri ght urg e d
’
“
I wish you good luc k on your j ourney the Real Fruit ,
,
’
have to show me .
s plashin
g and swishing in the water b ehind the t w o floating
apples Then a robust germ an carp in search of its morn
.
,
’
ing s morning espied the Real Fruit and with an appalling
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T HE M WA S THE G OOD OLD DAYS
the surface to ho b nob with the menial D uck creek clam and
yellow bellied mudcat the back sliding c r awfis h the b l i n k e y
-
,
-
,
“ ’
Which reminds me of a lesson I learned on mother s
kn ee mused the S cott County A pple : N ever get gay when
”
,
‘
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you re full of sunshine
’
Therefore it behooves me to slip
.
,
into the shallows and cut this sporting life on the gay deep .
laughed immoderately as
it recalled the great d i s
c o m fi t u r e of its haughty
fri end the Real Fruit and the ignominiou s squelching of that
, ,
proud aristocrat .
“ ”
Welcome little stranger ! seized our young h ero u n c e r e
, _
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Woe is me ! the S cott C ounty A pple wailed
”
To .
A pple from his pocket rubbed its rosy cheeks aff ectionately
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T HE M WA S T HE GOO D OLD DAYS
and speared our young hero a s it sailed swi ftly and unerringly
through the gathering twilight .
“
A t last I am in Pretzel A lley sighed the S cott C ounty
,
A pple while being sliced into the frying pan with a ration of
,
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finish .
County A pple paid the penalty that Fate exacts of the verdant
bohun k who falls for the glare and glimmer of the b right
lights of the gay commonwealth or P retzel alley .
Moral : If the Irish or the D utch don t get your nan nie ’
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E nough i s S u ffish .
Wh e n y ou r pu i n g on p r y ’
e tt a a t ,
I f y ou h uff h c h r use t e s t t at ee s,
Wh h g uzzl i ng l i k
y t e wb m e a s te -
u
T i ! y ou r ou d up r '
h
!
e s se to t e ea s ?
Wh i l e d i i ng a i ul i o n
m tt st m a t
Wi ll cc n u d ir a e t a te es e
An d p e p
-
up th e o ld af fla t u s ,
H ow
ou h n d y fi ? a b t t e e xt - a re
For h l w of co m p n i on
t e a e sat
T k i oll i m pl co r
a es ts t n a e s e
Wh n h e w i nh l m ny
t e s te a es to o a
O f h h ooc h h n i gh b fo r
t e t e t e e .
I f li l b i i pl n y
a tt e t s e t ,
Wh y — O w h y — w h ol l m or , a e o t e ?
lf y ou p ly n k l
ha v e a s ha e a e
A d b u om
n i l k h o d c lf
a x s -
se a ,
Wi h h i fi
t t id s h noop r r s t -a to t e s e ,
Wh y h d i z y h l u gh ?
t at z tee ee a
i f i ncl i n d b clo h i m pl
e to e t es -
s e
A d y ou f r l y b low y our j c k
n ee a
F o rh d ud t h e fl h h wi h b on s t a t as t e s e
A d h p i m pl o n h b c k
n t e es t e a
Wh n h rou gh n c k p d d w
e t e e u an o n e r
L oo k y ou ov r d o n s or e ,
'
t ge t s e ,
For h cu i y ful p d d l r
t e t e e e e e
H n o li c n for ro r
as e se a a .
if l i l b i i pl n y
a tt e t s e t ,
Wh y — O w h y — w h ol l m or , a e o t e ?
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Th e C arniv a l Ci t y M in s t re l s .
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Wh i l e st ro rou gh h p rk
llin
'
th t e a one day .
On e lov l y f r noon i M y
e a te n a
w k n by urpri
as ta e s se
By a p i r of ro gu i h y a s e es (p a us e !
b y h fo n i n i pa rk
,
An d w m e h e t e r t e u ta n th e .
l y r a i s d our h a t s
We i m m e d a y u t — -
e
fon d
r pl i d
,
An d -
a- ly s he e e
n v r h ll for g
.
e e s a e t
T h lov l y f h noon (p a u ! at e a ta -
se
Wh n w m h b y h foun i n i h p rk
,
e e e t er t e ta n t e a .
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
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U nderstand spo r t the motor cop hadn t arrived then
, , ,
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and the ordinances wasn t so sensitive and easy to fracture as
’
now .Folks wasn t s o particular a s to noises like the cut ,
on D ixon for the pop o ff play has never b een al i b e d but the
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,
’
em cut loose The l i gh t i n system consisted of one j uicy
.
’
g lim was billed for a crab play layin d own on the j ob durin ,
’ ’
p b n t
r a . r
q ye ,
L isten to this
1 00
T HE M WA S T HE GO OD O LD DAYS
Mr Fort . H ow is you fe e l i n
’
this evenin ’
,
Mistah S am
”
sing ?
Mr S ampson . Why I se fe e l i n ve y salu b rious this ,
’ ’ ’
,
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.
“
Mistah S am s i n g I d e s i ah to p 10 p o un d a c ul u m d u m f o,
’
,
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.
“
Go lon g man you cain t compo u nd no c l um b l u m what
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I cain t e d i fic at e
’
D eed yo cain t n i ggah No s uh !
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Ve y well Mistah S a m s i n g ve y well What I s gw ine
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Ve y well Mistah S am s i n g ve y well
’
, Then tell these ,
’
.
”
done cross de road .
”
he has a most i m p o t an t i n ga g e m e n t on de o t h eh side
’
.
Wilson “
. L ittle D arling D ream ,
of M e , James L indley “
Do . ,
D o My H uckleberry D o C harl es
,
”
,
Brow n .
“
L ittle D arling Good ,
b ye Martin O a k es
”
.
“
Chri stopher .
Columbo ”
Gu s Brown
,
“
S ilver .
“
Annie L auri e ”
E ugene C raft , .
S ampson .
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
“
The M erry Fa k ers James L ind l ey and M artin O akes in
.
“
Wanted — A n A ctor L ew E c k hardt Fran k Wilson James
.
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o p enin
’
of the new opera house in the spring D urant w as .
’
fourth afternoon and evenin I n , .
1 02
Th e T an k To wn Tro up e rs .
s o m et h i n
’
to do with another band of wan
derin blackface minstrels that invaded the
’
’
learn the distiller s trade .
well o ff the main line not covered by leg i t and rep shows
, .
that would go over with a bang and furnish the natives with
ta l k food for y e ar s t o come _ .
1 05
THE M WA S T HE GOO D OLD DAYS
”
Joe Greeley w a s as good a s .
Oh , th e e ld es t son was a so no fa g u n ,
He was ! He was !
u
H e s h ffl e d t h e a ds and he c r a ed mon pl y for ,
He did ! He did !
He wor
e a re d nc
e k t i e , a hi h s ta di
'
a , g n n coll r
-
n w
We t o u t i t h t h e b s , g o t oya n d did h e full oll r
r gul r n y loll r
,
O h h e wa s a e a j im da d e
ng
,
Si t ra l a l a l a l a l a l a !- - - - - -
cal act usin every instrument they could beg borry and
,
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, ,
h i s text that good old gag of Joe Mil l er s a b out the guy with
’
“ ”
his slops on who as t M ike the copper What time i s it ? ,
“
It just struc k wan says M i k e givin the stew a whac k on
, ,
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1 06
T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
was left at S olon and meb be i t s still doin busin ess there
’ ’
.
,
hundred dodgers .
’
Guess we hadn t better talk about
that w a s the reply , .
N o w d ay s i t s di fferent in p u t ti n
’ ’ ’
.
,
’
’
em repeat the dose .
O ilst o ck salesman ain t the only guys that spread that old
’
1 08
S t re e t M u s i c a n d C at arrh .
’
saxophone and uke got jammi n up the ,
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the Metropolitan hall the standin room
S ign w as stuc k up for the fir s t time
\
g as p i n and w o n d e r i n
’
Then Martin Greeley named a coc k
’
.
next day .
, ,
The old b ear man and his b i g brown b ear came to town
every sum m er The bear man usta sleep with hi s b ear in a
.
1 09
T HEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
Ta -
t a, t a -t uu m m
. t a ru u
-
, ra - r a y !
Ta -
ra , ra - ru u m , ra - ru u m f ra - ray !
scared sti ff The b ear man got lotsa pennies when passing
.
“
the hat and he usta s ay For a fift a cent
, ,
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Fatherland outa a b e e r h ar p O r he d . ,
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lin a mouthful sport come up and get your money The
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O tto o fli c i at i n as referee
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1 10
T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
that the b um note that Fatty pulled on the bells gave him
the willies P at thought S oapy was easily n e r v o u s e d and as t
.
,
dressed in kilts you could tell b y their knees they never took
,
water for a chaser The kid s usta folly them kilties around
.
when they played the saloons and could tell they were p l ay i n ,
’
’
in j ust the same Them hielan guys carried heavy campin
’
.
’
’
tion was comin the way they practiced preparedness
, .
folks said if things k ept gettin worse they d round that boy ’ ’
1 12
THE M WA S T HE GOO D OLD DAYS
Of
re g ular summer visitors
course ,
i
p p e o r g an on whe e ls and his wife and ,
’
harp on afternoons and e v e n i n s Them birds had the artis .
com b house but didn t get close when they passe d the hat
,
’
.
1 13
T HE M WAS T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
g re en and then
, took a j ump o ff the wagon .
’
ern at banquets and you could get s i x beers ,
”
h o l l e ri n
P
“
S he ’
car r go papers on
-
the -
post
-
’
em away from the ha b its of the old paper collar days A s t -
.
any guy why he wears that j unk around h i s nec k on hot days
’
and he ll s ay i t s on account of his personal appearance
’
.
1 14
T HEM WAS T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
and built the Main street sewer in all that quicksand when ,
’ ’
to Frahm s summerhouse and tap a coupla kegs Got s o s .
he could s a y “
E in b eer h o b b e n l u n c h m an in h i s choicest
, , ,
Oh th e m oo n h cl i m b e
m ou n i n h i g h
,
Up th e ta
0 til ,
-
lb —y a -
e -
hoo !
O til -
lo —yi
-
e -
hoo !
cl i m b g
,
Un d h e hi h so
O , ay e ho o !
- -
O til -
l h
e a y -
e —t i l l — -
e o -
cc
—h !
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Ti l l e a y e o o - - -
O t i ! l e —a y e h o o !
,
- - -
O til l a a y e h o o ! - - - -
O t i l l e a y e t i l l e —o —
,
- - - - -
c c
—
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Ti ! l e a y e ~h o o ! - -
T i l l e — a y e — t i l l o— o e e
- - - -
A y e— o o o o o ! - - - - -
1 16
TH E M WA S T HE GOO D O LD D AYS
this bur g these days but listen—y ou don t know what a real ,
’
big man i s .
’
There s a whole lot of old timers the fo l k s d rather s e e i n ’
your paper than them foreign guys kings queens and deuc e s , , ,
sock much jack nor cut a fat ho g nor nothin they d stack up ’
,
’
’
better than some of them painful maps you b een ru nn i n
Chookie Ku p h al Ch o o n e r Burns Co o k t ai l Paulsen S lot
, , ,
C harlie Cable .
i n s o me wa y s— mebbe !
Take h e at i n street cars for instance : O n c old winter
’
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T HE M WAS T HE GO OD O LD DAYS
k eep tro m p in h is
dogs right smart to keep em from fr e e z i n
‘ ’ ’
a n d a c o a l o i l g l im done the l i g h t i n
'
.
'
I n them d ay s wi m men t h a t didn t have children had hired
ga l s that done the wor k and w a shin for two b uc k s a wee k ’
t h e y pl a y the g a me fi f t y fi f t y b y w e a r i n
'
o p en s h o p
-
waists
and c l oa k s T h e y wore one b uc k le over s hoes th en wi th
.
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,
1 18
At the G ru m ble r s C am p
’
.
D on t ’
s fp o s e you reporters ever heard of the Gr umblers
camp down the river on S mith s island near L inwood in the ’
, ,
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a guy could take his shootin iron and pot -
“
L ag i e was pilot on the Po
tato Bug the ski ff that carried chow and pale export over
,
’
from Max H o ff b au e r s l o gc ab i n at Bu ffalo .
tors had Jack S mith s steam b oat the Island Queen for
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A ch d u L ieber A ugustin why even the
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needed exercise .
in his trip around the world and across the E nglish channel .
Mother ”
The S awdust sextet H erman B l u n c k Buck H o ff
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T HE M WA S T HE G O O D OLD DAYS
D a v e np o r t v n po r ! Two n i n
D a e t -
e -
e g
i ht !
We a f rom h H wk y
re t e a e e s ta te .
C o rn is Ki n g— h y aoy t e sa
We a re E l k fro m l w y l
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class kidders trottin along with two ninety eight then and
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the cleaners they had to fix things s o s their full band would
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through on second guess with encore music That s what .
gives them artists the idea they re g ood and they get tem ’
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or they ll pout and take their little dolly and go home .
e r s m us s i n
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up their party by lettin em murder Wagner
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movies .
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and gettin theirselves keyed away up
in G tellin how swe l l the D avenport
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tures They didn t leave nothin for the
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coolin their hot coppers and m o an i n and lamentin the
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full band could only play encore stu ff in the contest while ,
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T h e Exi le of J ohnn y Ro bb in s .
ON T
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s pose you newspaper boys ever heard
of Johnny Robbins and h ow he was ban
i s h e d to I reland in the ol d d ays d i d y a ? ,
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believed in ghosts . fairies banshees and the likes 0 that
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love for fun and his taste for poteen L ight hearted the .
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h o us eh
a f t e r the news o f the monthly remittance had been
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a surprise after the night of his first visit to Russell s scoop
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ery when he sang The Boys of Kilkenny to the boys of
,
We r e l
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b o wl d O i ris h b a des
y
,
Whi n i v e r th e d m a te
A nny p ri t ty y ou ng m aids,
S ur e y d ki
th e d
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ss an c a ri s s thi m
r h im
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A d n t a t t so fr e e b
O ho-
l of l l own i a t s n Oi re l a n d
Ki l k nny fo r e m e .
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
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Vo c h t , M el Trotter and the boys told him he was a fine
young b ucko and that he could sin g like a thrush—John ny
h av i n visited the bank to cash his twenty pound note that
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W u r r a wu r ra mother dar he , ,
chee k s “
could ye but s e e yer p o or b y
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that the roarin Tip was all set for the jack roller Johnny -
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thrush .
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times doin pick an d shovel duty to pay b o ar d i n expenses
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catacombs to find a way to sand the track for the roarin Tip .
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Johnny had great respect for the power of a j o o d g e of the
an d as he had so b bed s o patheticall y when he w a s
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c o o rt
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homesick boy .
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Th e O l d Tu rne r H a ll Crowd .
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looked like they d been vi sited by the Kansas grasshoppers ,
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the good time they was h av i n
If them free lunch ta b les at old Turner hall could talk ,
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sport they d have s o me awf ul funny stories to tell
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P roba .
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the tables groaned with choice viands Well them s the . ,
b lind robins .
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laid a foundation after makin the lunch stations along the
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S e c o n d s t r e e t route they d ,
nickle or s u m p i n .
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
Ol d Tur n r
e H a ll .
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T HEM WA S T HE G OOD O LD DAYS
Du t ch Tr D y
ea t O l d Tu rn r
a s a t e H a ll .
Ord r n
e D ck m h
i g a i S i t
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T HE M WAS T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
l
p y m o ut h ro c k eggs in their silos before breakfast when they ,
the i ron rail t hat the farmers usta t i e their hosses to Then .
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callin S h o l l y to s e t em up to the house and see what the
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or fe e l in not s o goot they ordered a l e e d l e s c h n aa p s
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came into fashion When youn g fellers got f e e l i n not s o
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goot they ordered a l e e d l e s c h n a ap s from S h o l l y
, T h ey .
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more j olts right in the same old spot and then the singin ,
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Unter den L inden or moseyed up to H err Priester s D ie
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of H arr i son street over the Great D ivide S ome speed sport
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
Ol d P e te .
P e te r Ja co b n se .
Y ou n P
g et e .
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
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k ids from Warren street school usta holler and tell him to
I n d ad e an I ll nat S hut up
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shut up . Ter ,
N i e d e r s c h m i d t and E ditor D r e c k s c h m i d t of
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S c h o e p p e wie haus ! meanin S pade high as bi g as a
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house ”
. O ne time when little red headed Professor de P o li -
tur from S aint L ouis was p o l i s h i n the bac k bar the old lion
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s p il l in
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a quart of his high priced po lish It required the -
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fe s s o r s trouble The only time that George O tt failed to
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game of pinochle .
war d and an all round comical guy walked with a limp his
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T HE M WA S T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
Tra u go tt c
Ri h t e r .
c ol
Ni h as Fe j e r v a r y .
THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
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dat ! the poor little gal got all fl u s t e r e d and blushed like a ,
poor little gal got awfully scared and S he wanted her cousin ,
The next day H ilda and H einey took a freight train for
D urant where the little emigrant g al learned h o wt a milk
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cows weed onions and plow corn When they visi ted D av
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VVi e g e i h t di dat !
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build of the general mad e up for the part with the b ig black, ,
old war hoss the freedom of the city The general was
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pac k ed that night the costum es b ein the finest ever seen in
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the burg .
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
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half dollar .
board fence i n the rear and were j ust a b out to pry open a ,
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They S howed speed ’
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hotel til their clothes dried s o s they could go home
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together .
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hall boys had a system all worked out that beat wireless
forty ways when the Rogertown and Goo setown roughnecks
tri ed to break in on their dancin parties When v i s i t i n ’
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
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and you d hike up to the
police station and report
to Fr ank Kessler or H enry ,
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Times is surely changin sport and unless a guy drives
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THE M WA S T HE GO OD OLD DAYS
had done gone and flew the coop Chief Kessler met Pri n ce .
A l b ert the next day and told him he wanted A dam and ,
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has made the rounds in the papers regularly S ince then and ,
with the b anj o and one day he hopped an east b ound freight
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These Bones S ha l l Rise A gain at the Burtis the c ul l u d , ,
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folks nearly raised the roof There wasn t a coon in nigger .
W h i te wa h i n
s g.
when they paraded the streets they set a hot pace for c ul l ud
society .
Charlie Gi fford with his big white hat and happy smile
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about mammy songs he spilled a nasty tenor could roll
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T HE M WA S T HE GO OD O LD DAYS
the bones and call for little Jo with A lonzo Twi ggs Mose
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service for leadin doctors and lawyers and his two boys
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the Rock Island station and later at the big hotels , His .
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T HE M WA S T HE GO OD O LD DAYS
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lar songs of the day Couldn t make the Busey boys mad .
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by callin em c oo ns No s ah ! They d j ust laugh at you . , .
C oo n ! Coo n ! Coo n !
i ch du ky h
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lt s s a s s d
a e .
great favorite with the youn g sters and old timers whenever
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v i s it in
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a hen roost and his conversa tion with the feathered
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L otsa home folks has got the idea sport that hen roost , ,
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p r o w l i n i s
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a specialized trade for c u l l u d artists only N ot .
c ac k l i n
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and fu s s i n than an y of his c ul l u d rivals
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, H is skill .
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T HE M WA S T HE GOO D OLD DAYS
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lar songs of the day Couldn t make the Busey boys mad .
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by callin em coo ns N o s ah ! They d j ust laugh at you
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C o on ! Coon ! Coon !
At the finish Tom would roll the whites of h i s eyes at
Jake an d rumble the low bass notes Jerry wo uld look solemn
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L otsa home fol k s has got the idea sport that hen roost , ,
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p r o w l i n i s
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a specialized trade for c u l l u d artists only N ot .
c ac k l i n
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and f u s s i n than an y of his c ul l ud rivals, H is skill .
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THE M WA S T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
feather bein left the fly bobs knew that the gran d old master
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r as s l i n
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to Farme r Burns k id n ap p i n to Pat C rowe s c o u t i n
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
T king
a a J ol t at C h rli G ll gh r
a e a a e
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s.
f r
A te a ga m e k r dc
of po e i e.
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in them days Now it s a wildman s .
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to take .
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l oo kin to s ap a live one for the price of
a ho oc h N one of this misera b le g izz ard
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g r i n d i n
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moonshine was b ein dished out ’
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their k n i t t i n and not l e ar n i n to b e dis
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tillers .
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Folks didn t seem to get it nohow ,
.
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THE M WA S THE G OOD O LD DAYS
And y Gl n n
e .
H a pp y D a y s .
Ji m m y D ool y
e .
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spit at a lion Then you take a shot in the arm and get
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and come near c r o ak i n and while you re m o an i n N ever
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to declare in on the other guy s stuff j ust ,
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S he May H ave S een Better D ays an d help him to pull
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A fter you got through S ingin you was all peaceab le and ’
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
A nd
you didn t need no s m i l i n coacher to clap his h ands
’ ’
and say “
Come on fellers—get action on S mi l e — S mile
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one of them sissy birds would have comin
to him with the old gang lined u p and
primed .
at em ! A l l the novelty h a s b l o o i e d
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and relations to drop in and S hake the dice and blow their
j ac k in h i s j oint j ust to help him get rich H e d s ay Come
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in t r y i n to blackj ack em into fallin for
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N ew Y ear s—with the good old tom and j erry the e ggn o gg
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T HE M WA S T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
H o t e l D a v e npor t Pi e -
S ha p e d Ba r
e t ze e to L i b s t e et to p i e st ee t e t e.
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Bo bb ing th e T ai l o f D e m on Ru m .
on a percentage basis .
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clos i n too , Another link was whacke d o ff
. The o r d er .
holler e d O uch ! ”
hun d red life savin stations w as too many for this burg The
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sporty secti on The par s on allowed he wasn t r u n n i n a
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put a school o ff watch and planted down near the par k where ,
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measured on an angle to save the brass rail for t rav e l i n ,
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crow flies ” “
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The as t h e crow fl i e s g uys w o n The b ar
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T HEM WA S T HE G O O D OLD DAYS
holl o w .
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Crowds gathered at these parties to listen to R o s e y s sp e eches ,
Mike H eeney M c M a n u s s B ar t e m e i e r s A s c h e r m an n s P il
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H oo king S uck e r s in L it t le M on t e C ar lo .
NY
TI M E a guy wanted quick actio n for h i s
coin in the old days sport he could get it , ,
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days didn t have better too ls for friskin the ’
p i k i
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n stool pig eo-
n b ustin the b ank at L ew Marten
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s But ’
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it w as al way s the old old story— the sucker loses and the
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gambler wins — ”
at every tu r n of the W heel Clerks factory . ,
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awa y .
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD O LD DAYS
Bo b Clark S am S tuc k ey , ,
cheap pikers that did the c ap p i n to keep the old machine ’ '
greased .
grifters .
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T HE M WA S T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
holder and referee and to S how him that real coin was put
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em til he broke up the gang
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and they hate a five cent piece like Farmer Burns or Tom
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S harke y .
1 70
A l ong the B uckt o wn Ri a l t o .
vin s “
S tandard O sc ar Raphael s O r
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p h e u m Brick Mun ro s “
Pavilion, an d ’
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J o c k y M a n w a r n i n gs
“
D ance H all The m
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Pavilion and it spread over the country like wildfire
, .
in to their bead dresses and veils and d one the hoo chie “
k o och ie
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a new style dance that d idn t wear out much shoe
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S nakey
,
t wi t c h i n
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T HE M WA S T HE GO OD OLD DAYS
In the old days they used one caller for the square
dances N o w d ay s they got a lota b awlers w a t c h i n to s e e
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b ig hit with sailors right o ff the whalers along the Barb ary
coast in Frisco P eop l e floc k ed to Joc k s place to have a loo k
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.
She nvr w h r
e e sa of C i r o
t e s t e e ts a
On h Mi d w y h h d n v r r y
,
t e a s e a e e s t a e d
n v r w h h ooch i k h i
,
She e e sa t e e -
oo c e
P oo r l i l cou n r y m i d
,
tt e t a .
co on songs was all the rage and white b oys and gals usta ,
S ing A ll Coons L oo k A li k e
“
to M e ” “
A ll I Want is My ,
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a Real Coon M istah ,
J o h n s i n
g Turn Me L oose , ,
height of i t s glory “
L ittle ,
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wasn t even dreamed of Cal .
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S kun k Riv e r A m e ni t ie s .
When P ac k e y M c Far
land and Kid H erman was
matched for the bi g go at
the old C oliseum to deci d e ,
'
who was to take on B at t l in
Nelson for the lightwei gh t
championship some g um ,
They had the nerve to tell him that our little party was to
be a prize fight instead of a b o x i n m atch ! Kinya beat it ? ’
four abreast with loaded rifles d own the street to the C oli
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seum that old shack bein pac k ed to the rafters with s ports
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live out where the tall corn grows or astin them to pipe ,
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C ol was filled the doors was loc k ed from the inside s o s the y
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
and not S lap too hard and to play for the wri sts Then the , .
that evenin had him cheated for optical range low visi b ility
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illusion and all round imagination
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O llie had it all over the gov when it come right down to
classy mug stu ff he was voted the best loo k in so j e r guy in
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Why away b ack in the real old days when E rnst Claussen
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down the s p o r t i n lay in this b urg tell the fol k s to douse the
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
1 78
T h e H u m a n Fl y at t he B urt i s .
’
dented a n inch s o s to make them,
’
a s the Kahl b ui l d i n but i t seemed ,
”
riage little J ocko climbed up t h e
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in nigger heaven .
they nerved up to climb the bricks too and some nights the y
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to keep th em boys from makin the a sc e nsion .
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T HEM WA S T HE GO OD O LD DAYS
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poster heard you cough or laugh they d hustle you out s o
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a ladder up under the roof crawl along the rafters over the,
big dome— all dark as pitch— away out to the front of the
theatre and slip throu gh a cu b by hole into nigger he aven
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through the plaster and splattered all over the dress circle .
B a k er or so m e ot h er dandy goo d ,
”
cush you d think them yo un g
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how to stop the k ids from c l i m b i n the bricks and old Jack ’
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“
D o you mean to tel l me ast old Jac k kinda a ston
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T HEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
Br e t Le s li e .
S t e v e H oga n .
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THE M WA S THE GOO D O LD DAYS
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S ome day you ll s e e my name on ’
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Broadway .
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in Through the Park at Tamaroa
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Illinois H e peddle d S a g wa an d
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Rattlesnake O il durin i n t e r m i s
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Town Topics ”
.The bi g scene of that S how represente d a
rehearsal back on the old Burtis stage with the C arb o n e ,
B ert L eslie : Why d o you close your eyes when you d rin k
“
whiskey ? ”
A n d B ert replied I m afraid if my eyes s e e it
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t hat it will m ake my mouth water and dilute the likker .
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Garryowen while h itchin h i s hosses to start work at five
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T HEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
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ads top o f col umn next to readin matter in that paper of
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too with the finest dr u m corps that ever stepped down the
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drum with b oth hands Them old boys w as hard boile d civi l
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war vets and when they got wor k in you could feel electricity
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bag of candy They d make halfa .
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so s they d get a bag of candy each
time B ut old Bo b only smiled . ,
b y givin em a b ag of candy ’ ’
.
parts of town S ears and Frizzell had a stu ffed gray hoss
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Ol d J d d Bir t hpl a c e
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azz a s .
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tr o uper along with that work by pushin
groans moans and so b s through h i s slide
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a missouri mule .
gives the high S ign with the baton and says C mon fellers
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l e s go !
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A nd they re o ff ! ’
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THE M T HE GOOD O LD
WA S DAYS
Th re e s
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or g n i h p rlor
an a n t e a
To gi v h h ou on
e t e se a t e,
An d y ou r w lco m v ry
’
e e e e e e -
ven -
nin
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!
nothin about this n e c k i n ’
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and parkin naturally they ,
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That s when Phil M il
ler di scovered that e xc i t i n ’
outdoor sport of gr ab b i n ’
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plugs that couldn t knock
o ff a mile in eight ten on a -
b et
. Then our genial old
Judge Cropper curried h i s
whiskers an d romped into the g ame with a dash of S pee d
and sacked them yaps for the limit—the j udge bein a patri ’
1 88
W h a t M ad e Ro ck I s l an d G re at .
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would peel the shirt o ff n their backs for a pal that was right
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Wa g ner the m o o s i k b u g
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starte d.
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T HE M WA S THE GOOD OLD DAYS
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skirts made a big hit with the g allery gods that pac k ed nig
ger heaven when she sang The Torpedo and the W hale
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he could Ch ub b l e more
t h u e l than annie man that
iver stud f e r n i s t a s t ai m b o a t
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b iler No matter how cold .
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the high collar o ff n a coupla b i g o n e s he d tell them lun ch
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WA S T H E (3 0 0 0 OLD DAYS
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i i h
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p r n t n
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than by sellin it he chucked t e job and started
, a
cl o th in store
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Th e D o p e on Chie f B l ack H awk .
Y ou kin tell the world S port that Rock Islan d had the , ,
ace of the old timers Big Chief Blac k H awk was the darb
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that led em al l and these picher pain ters has got that injun
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and that he d get properly l i k k e r e d durin
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the evenin bust up a coupla pigeon t e ed
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T HE M WA S T HE GOOD OLD DAYS
b lood -
c ur d l i n
warcry all soused to the ears and hit the tra i l
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That s why them b ig inj uns built the b ig cave on the A rsenal
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Chief wa s r am p a gi n ’
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Them s the birds that ll tell the ladies what kinda to g s they
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T HEM WA S T HE GO OD O LD DAYS
in with their b ells givin a finer concert than the S wiss bell ,
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rin g ers .
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without S e t t l i n .
The Fire King b ein the only company that knowed where ’
long b last it was a S ignal that the fire was out and then them
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a roof for A ndy Roach when the King s b ell rung and Mick ’
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at the first crac k of the bell they dropped their tools to hot
foot it to the h o s eh o u s e .
s p rint in to the h o s e h o u s e
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T HE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
S hirtand castiron hat as
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fu l l un i f orm
, D an always wor k ed in
when fi r e fig h t i n Firemen in them times w a s always b raver
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Wards and wouldn t let them lad s start f o r a fire till they
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hard they pulled on the h o s e c art rope Wa i t til you hear .
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the waterworks whistle ! was the orders he blasted through
his silver plated trumpet-
H e called the roll that day and . ,
Wa i t ’
ti l y ou hea r th e w r wor k wh i l
a te s s t e !
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roarin out important orders through their silver plated trum -
took a coupla squirts at the blaze and the fire was all over ,
not even b avin to unreel the hose nor givin D inny H ickey
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Pio n e e r W ork in Cu b i s t Art .
Russell usta grind out Brea kfast S lices on the first page
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News S ummary in leaded nonpareil , .
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that fat take on the hook Tim ,
the old typo tourists and his copy w a s easy to read but h i s
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There wasn t no screwy yaps hangin around then to ’
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I personally but late one S aturday night when Jo h n
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H asson was goin home with his usual he dared the soldier
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tone voice o f his n and h e wasn t stingy with it
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Wh e n 1 wa s a l a d I s e e d m y t e m rv r
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wa s h e d th e i d s w n ow
and l s cru
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And i s he d the ha d e th e b i g t d .
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THE M WA S T HE GOOD OLD DAYS
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ram lamb S heep o r mutton on the bill of fare and saloons
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Iowa and cached it under the hay That s gettin it fast
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
streamers over her b ack and flan k s wide black stripes around ,
her legs and big black S pots on her nec k sW h e n Ira finished
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Kessler and o ffered the large reward of five bucks for the
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gow hopin to land the culprit
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did he ever land t h e guy that put old D olly through the zebra
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No said the cap fla r in right up but if I ever
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never been seen around these diggin s since .
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Th u t h i e Th m i t h e r t h
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Thi lly Ve rt h e t h .
shows and pivot p l aces were put o ff watch S ix days and nights
each wee k and little S usi e S mithers assem b led her woes in
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Thay Tham— l i t h e n !
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T h ere t h
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not a t h i n g l e plathe to go
T h i n t h e you clothed your t h w e l l picher t h h o w .
A nd t h m e ar t h the t h al v e to t h i t h t h w e l l kid
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May I t h ug g e t h t to t h o l v e t h e t h e p ut h l e t h
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That t h e t h e t h m ar t t h p e l l e r t h uthe f at h e m ut h l e t h .
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Y our o r gan i t h
out of date ;
t p l ay t h
H i t h t h t ufl don t t h e e m appropriate
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M e n d e l t h o n t h he p l ay t h T h at t h all !
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I t t h fie rt h e !
My girl f r i e n d t h are tho j e al o ut h
B e c au t h e tho many t h o l d i e r fe l l o wt h
Keep c h at h i n me It i t h a fright
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I t h u r e l y ought to b e a t h am e d
But g o o d n e t h t h ak e t h ! t h o u l d I be blamed ?
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Y our movie t h h o p it t h e e m t h to me , ,
T h o u l d have a n u r t h e and n u r t h e r y
To thave our n e r v e t h i n c r e at h e our j o y t h , ,
A n d t h l i p the lid on d ad d y t h b o y t h ’
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J u t h t t h l i d e em to the n ur t h r y t h e l l ar
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O ur little M ar y t h O ! tho t h we e t ! ’
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I d t h h o w t h p e e d with that vampire kith .
L at h t night E th t h i d Y our t h o l d i e g uy
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M i n e t h got y o ur t h t h k i n n e d ; he ain t no t h i t h y
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I clap my h an d t h an d t h t art to t h c r e am
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Pre t ze l A lle y .
of Pretzel A lley .
A B b y B e ave r
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In them t i m es B ill Korn wore
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birthday last week and two the week before , S eems like .
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That evenin when the guests lined up for dutch lunch
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the ice b ox was loaded for b ear and any wetware mentioned ,
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i n and dancin Bill Korn proposed o r g an i z i n
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was held on the spot and to start the ball rollin ,
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he declared as the party broke up at five o clock
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THE M WA S T HE GOO D O LD DAYS
Then Pretzel alley
started out to b ecome
famous A newspaper
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started as k in “
W here did he g et i t ? —an d A leck answered
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Can t lose
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The mayor blowed ten thousand s ma ckers on
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fu r n i s h i n the music
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S prea d eagle speec hes an d political
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promises scramb led with music and vaud ev ille marke d that
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The Pretzel alley volunteer fire de
0 11 1 6 11 5 9 p ar t m e n t w as organized with Charlie ,
H a v i n b o r r y e d a fir e
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fancy c o up l i n .
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man s red shirt and cast iron hat the -
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election of city sc avenger Char l ie
Caswe l l had he l d that .
r e qu i r i n the attention
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pic k le foundry .
hands down That night Charlie hopped the train for P alm
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the white man s hope t o the steamer Morning S tar for the
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exch anges at the east and west end closed Pretzel alley ,
g o o d old days .
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Co m e B ack to P re t ze l A ll e y .
N iseo Co me B a ck to E rn i
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ge it F t e a .
ln P r z l A ll y H i n y S i n h l d r of h b n d
e t e e . e e te . t e ea e t e a ,
W h unch d b y h g ng v r i n f r o m f off F h rl n d
as e t e esa -
e e ar at e a ,
W l f h i m w i h h i g h w d b l w h n U ncl m d h i b lo w
as e t , t t e t a e t, e e a e s .
T h n H i n y k i d h i li b r ch z
e e e m k g y B rl i n b loom
sse s e e s a t , to a e a e .
Wi h i zzl i ng d h h i gh
t s po h m r d h i Unc m m
re t e es t s ts e s ea e s
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s a zu e .
B utGr c h n h epr z l n d gr w gr u m p y wi h h b lu
t e at t e e t e s ta e t t e es,
F o r wh n h o o k h p i h n d h p i ll d h i y l of n w
e s e t er en n a s e s e t s s t e e s
C h oru s
Co m b c k P r z l A ll y w h r o n i on b lo o m b loo m
e a to e t e e , e e ss s ,
Li m b ur g r c h fli n g e h br z i b u i ful p rfu m
eese s to t e ee e ts ea t e e .
Th r b e
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e s pl c for i ch f c i l l h W p i V ll y
ut o ne a e s a a e n a t e a s e a e ,
h w l d y our i y ou ll n d i wh i n yo u li gh i P r z l A ll y '
5 0 o t n. a e t t n et e e .
But He i ne y
ou gh h i j n g y H th wro D r Woo d n S h o
t s a e to o a . e te ea e es
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no t ld P A b e l q u i rr l j u i c to o . . to att e s e e .
l m d uc k oup for h i B r l i n n o i d g i ng j o h nn y w i
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S y li
a n— w i h h ar m y b o y 1 p i l m H o ch ! d Ka i !
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B Gr ch n un g h i m wi h h i f c — h f r d h w o uld g n i c k d
ut et e st t t s a t s e ea e e e t e
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s a te O l d por ! D u b i i h ! s e act s t st ver c t
Wi h h l d P r z l A ll y pu h k n o c k o u for S in ”
t t e o e t e e s . a t te .
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THEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
game sports that loved outdoor stu ff They hunted all over
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the western prairies and in the fall and spring when wild, ,
The time the steam b oat E ffi e A fton bumped into the old
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wooden b ridge Jim Mean s kinda lost his noodle and instead
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to the river gra b bed all the S k iffs in si ght and hurried to
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Bi lli ard s an d D ru m Corp s .
L annie M c A ff e e
trained billiard
bal l s and he cou l d almost make em
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and the cue b all would
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fol k s got the idea that the vote of New Y ork state elected
Grover b ut us old timers k new it w a s the martial music of
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li k e H arry L auder and S ing a b oot a braw bricht m o on
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with prim e scotch and led the song service they could larrup
the chorus of D o k t a r E isen b art in S cott county sc otch when
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singin :
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Vi ll y Vi ll y i m b oo m !
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Ku h i r d i L u
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Vi ll y Vi ll y i m b m !
e e v c tu o o
L hm n g h n
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K nn m c h n d
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a a di e ass e a e e
B li n d n w i d r h n
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U d d n di ass e e e e se
Vi ll y V i ll y i m b oo m !
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Vi o i y l Vi o i y l
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Vi ll y V i ll y i d h i
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Vi o i ! Vi o i y l
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Vi ll y Vi ll y i m b oo m !
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D idn t
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ma k e any di ff erence how hard the
B urns club
committee worked when p u t t i n on their membership drives
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The L auter b ach clu b had a fine sum mer c amp down at
Billy P etersen s is l and and H ugo Vollstedt Bi ll y M ae h r a n d
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Curb s t one M e rry m ake r s .
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Tic k tac k ” “
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thought of goin to dancin school to ’
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tried out their wor k at the Mayday dance and children s b all ’
S chuetzen .
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The S lough gang down in the west end had the b est
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THE M WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
S co Cou n y Ki d
tt t ney fo o t Club .
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overtime at the foundry that evenin The guys that danced .
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P at Walsh gave the high—sign to D utch K l auer and th e n ,
P a t S e n t them S lou g h
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called out First four right and left !
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T h e H ap p y E n d ing .
d anglin their feet in the sla b stone gutter The harvest moon
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swit c h to give the right o f way to the Kil k enny crew That - -
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A nd S ee that mo b of kids f o l l y i n em ! ’ ’
comin acr o s s the street from S tingy Bl ack s ice cream par
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O h th at s young S tony John ’
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T HEM WA S T HE G OOD OLD DAYS
Wh e n th e l i gh ts are low
N o w— Tom B id d is o n and Tommy Mac k j oin in with
An d th e fli c k e r i n
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s had ow s
S of t l y co m e an d go
T h ou gh h h r b w r y t e ea t e ea
d lo ng
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S d h d y a t e a an
S ll wi l i gh
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ti to e a t t t,
Co m lov l d o ng
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e s — old -
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the last call comes b ut you can t make them b irds b e l ieve
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there s any niftier harm onizers inside the pearly gates until
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