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Introduction
What happened?
Here’s why. Game theory has this little gem called the
prisoner’s dilemma. You have two suspects and only
enough evidence to give each a short sentence. You
independently offer each suspect the ability to walk free
if he just rats the other out. If both of them don’t take
the bait, they both get the short sentence. Yet they
squeal every time, getting the longer sentence,
because each doesn’t know what the other will do.
Accordingly, the situation is always less bad for each
one if they betray the other.
1This position opened up when Ryan retired at the end of the 2018
session.
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The train—the Republicans’ Rambo Coalition—is
composed of three groups: the Racists, the Zealots, and
the Randies. Trump and Steve Bannon lead the Racist
faction; they monsterize Muslims, Mexicans, and
African Americans, and the Racists eat it up like deep-
fried Twinkies. Pence is a standard-bearer for the
Zealots; he’s got a puncher’s chance to outlaw abortion
and gay marriage, and nothing in his blessed world
matters more than that. Ryan is the poster child for the
pragmatic-conservative Randies; if poor people die from
a lack of health insurance, he sleeps well at night.
2Fun fact: Most states have treason statutes too! And they pretty much all
have the same penalty as the one spelled out in the federal code. But hey,
Mr. Vice President, I wouldn’t worry about it. You’re probably fine.
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Rich explains: the prisoner’s dilemma
You can see that this situation describes the choices of two
prisoners. Each has the same two choices because they were each
given the same deal. Keep quiet, and go to prison for four years,
or cut a deal and get one year while the other guy gets ten. But if
both prisoners try to cut a deal, they both go down together, with
each getting eight years in prison.
Both players are looking out for themselves, so they each take the
deal. The bottom right represents the equilibrium state, or the
solution to this dilemma. If either player made a different choice,
they would end up in a personally worse scenario while their
former friend runs free. For both players to escape this pit of
despair and make it to a land of mutual cooperation, they need to
establish communications, empathy, and trust, which ends up
being the real lesson of game theory.
August 9, 2017
It’s kind of odd that a casino owner like Trump acts like
a gambler on tilt. But it’s going to fail him. Because the
House—and the Senate—takes a cut, floating legislation
that restricts his ability to veto sanctions and stops him
from firing the special prosecutor and eventually doing
his job at all. Each loss makes more likely the outcome
that the gambler fears most: He won’t be able to return
to the table. That’s Trump’s daily dread. If he’s a loser
when he runs out of chips to cash, then he’s a loser
forever. This president doesn’t like being called a loser.
Not one bit.
Human beings are pretty clever overall, but we are notorious for
making terrible decisions when randomness is in play.
3The Daily Stormer is down now, but one presumes it just creeped up
somewhere else.
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One of these White Power boys just killed an innocent
woman, and predictably, the Stormers are victim-
shaming her. President Fire-and-Fury would be justified
in turning on the neo-Nazi movement and making it his
enemy. As I mentioned, Trump loves competitive
games, and this is a game he can win. Like with North
Korea and Venezuela, there’s no danger to him for
standing up to this enemy. He’d be like Nixon to
China—call it “Trump to Charlottesville.”
I’m not privy to the rules that Trump and his racist
fanboys are playing by. I’ll guess one rule was “We
should not mow people down in muscle cars.” Now
that rule has been broken. We’ll find out if Trump
thinks that’s out of bounds.
5 Within a few weeks after I wrote this, Bannon and Gorka were excised
from the White House. Miller remains in his job, in control of
immigration policy.
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Rich explains: the Pandemic problem
Alpha players fall into two major camps. The first are the
strategists. These players truly are completing a comprehensive
scan of the game in order to find success. In football, the
quarterback is trained to read certain signs and has the authority
to call audibles if they believe a play should be altered in the final
moments before the snap. Confidence and expertise wrapped into
one package is hard to ignore, which is why it feels so difficult to
argue with an alpha.
However, if you’re reading this book and you don’t see our last
two presidents in these differing leadership styles, then you might
want to give it another read.
October 3, 2017
Let’s look at the payoffs for the Good Guy first. Bad
news: They’re never positive. The unarmed Good Guy
is in trouble against an armed Bad Guy.
8This was true in the first edition of this book. The Darwin massacre of
2019 saw four people shot and killed.
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after a mass shooting is supposedly not an acceptable
day to discuss gun control even though there’s a mass
shooting every day in the U.S., we will never discuss it.
9 Trigger warning: I’m going to say “crazy” like it’s a bad thing. Mental
illness is complicated, and this is a simplistic article about war. Apologies in
advance.
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It failed. We don’t know that Brezhnev understood that
Nixon wanted him to think he was crazy, and even if he
did, Brezhnev himself wasn’t crazy, and he didn’t think
Nixon was either. The START agreement got done
because President Bush Sr. and President Gorbachev
weren’t crazy. The New START treaty got done
because President Obama and President Medvedev
weren’t crazy either. Uncrazy people can do uncrazy
things like ensure world peace.
The madman theory plays out every day for far lower
stakes in the world of competitive poker. In poker, a
“maniac” is a very aggressive player who plays lots of
hands, often out of proportion to their expected value.
Maniacs crash and burn at the table most of the time,
since playing 4–9 offsuit a lot gets you killed much more
often than not. Maniacs don’t care. But they should.
The origins of the madman theory can be traced back to the great
political mastermind Niccolò Machiavelli, who said it is sometimes
“a very wise thing to simulate madness.” Though Machiavelli
simply pointed at madness as a method to hide weakness by
appearing foolish, Nixon took this a step further.
10 This position fell apart as COVID-19 hit the U.S. like a bullet train.
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around the edges—end self-employment taxes to
encourage small-business innovation, say—but we
won’t double our production no matter what we do.
The low hand (A) owes $3 to the middle hand (B) and owes
$3 to the high hand (C). The middle hand also owes $3 to the
high hand. So, instead of the low hand paying $3 to the middle
hand, and then the middle hand paying the same $3 to the
high hand, the low hand pays $6 upstream to the high hand,
thus satisfying every player’s debt to the high hand.
Oh, okay.
Standing firm, Varoufakis urged his nation to vote against the EU,
putting his career up as collateral. Sadly, theory and reality seldom
agree. Greece voted down his designs, and the defeated
philosopher king resigned after just six months in office.
Some fans. Others are clear: “Not Kap. Not Kap at all.”
But how much of this is due to his Anthem protest and
how much is due to his playing ability? I’ll dissect it
from a game theory viewpoint by looking at an
analogous model: the stag hunt. Because every now
and then, game theory applies to games.
I pointed out that the hare is of less value than the stag.
That brings us back to Kaepernick, and how good a
player he is. No one thinks that he’s Aaron Rodgers.
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But one would presume he’s a better bet than the
unknown Brett Hundley, who replaced Rodgers. One
would presume he’s a better bet than perennial backup
QBs Drew Stanton and Matt Moore, who replaced
Palmer and Cutler. One would presume this—and one,
it turns out, could be wrong.
That doesn’t let the teams off the hook in the last
offseason. There’s plenty of time to teach a gifted
quarterback like Kaepernick a new system, and he very
well might prosper in it. It at least is a better bet than
hoping Blaine Gabbert turns out to be great.
Meantime, #ImWithKap.
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Rich explains: the stag hunt
But they might also fail, and come back empty-handed. In the face
of that, a knight might neglect their role of hunting the stag to go
after some easier game, making sure that the table at least has
some food. Then again, if one knight leaves the hunt, it makes it all
the less likely that the stag hunt will find a successful conclusion
for everyone—except, of course, for the stag.
December 3, 2017
11 The day after I published this, Conyers resigned his seat. A few days
later, Franken announced his resignation. Moore still ran, Trump endorsed
him, and both were blamed for losing a safe Alabama Senate seat.
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In cooperative game theory, the veto player is a player
who belongs to all winning coalitions. Whoever the veto
player allies with, that player will win, as will the veto
player. This leads to policy instability. If you want to
adopt a new policy or continue an old one, you need the
consent of the veto player, or you need the veto player
to disappear. If you can’t get either of those to happen,
you have only one possible winning strategy: you must
find or create a second veto player that doesn’t have a reason
to ally with the first one. That’s how you get policy
stability when a veto player is present.
Let’s travel back to 1962. In the Cold War, every nation seemed
like a bit player in the political battle between the USA and the
USSR. Endless military actions were completed by these two
supergiants using the world as their chessboard. President
Kennedy moved ballistic missiles into Italy and Turkey, putting
Russia within easy range of a nuclear attack. Not liking that one
bit, Chairman Khrushchev responded by moving missiles into Cuba
to protect the small communist nation. Just like that, the world
spent thirteen days preparing for complete nuclear war.
The Cuban Missile Crisis had one outcome that both countries
rushed towards at ridiculous speeds, though neither wanted that
outcome. We prepared to invade Cuba to remove those missiles.
The USSR prepared to launch as soon as the invasion began. Either
action on this small island would lead to launching the entire
nuclear stockpile of both nations—an unthinkable outcome. Yet,
both sides knew that they couldn’t let the other proceed
unchecked, as that would be seen as losing the game.
Lando bet the Falcon in the last hand of the Cloud City
Sabacc Tournament, some two and a half years before
the events of A New Hope (a.k.a., Star Wars). Sabacc is a
card game with some unique elements.
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This passage comes from the Star Wars novel Rebel
Dawn, by A.C. Crispin.14
14 Because I’m fair-use quoting Rebel Dawn, I need to review it. My review:
It’s… well, it’s not good.
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There are two ways to handle the question of how
much a poker player can bet. The first is called table
stakes. This means that all players can bet only with
money they have on the table. So, if a player has $500 in
chips, he can only bet $500. But what if someone bets
$1,000 to that player? Is he out of the hand because he
can’t pay enough to call? Not hardly. He can go all in,
meaning that he answers the $1,000 bet with a $500 call
that amounts to all his chips. If the player loses, he loses
his $500, and is likely out of the game. If the player
wins, he wins $500 from the player who put him all in.
Yowza.
You can see how tempting this would be. With this
option available, you might play a lot more hands, and
you might not be inclined to fold a hand when losing it
would cost you everything in front of you. You can
always borrow from the future by reaching into your
pocket. That’s why poker has its limits.
It’s that last bit that’s the problem. Search all you like in
the public card rooms of Las Vegas, but you will be
hard-pressed to find a no-limit hold ’em game that lets
players play out of pocket. You will find out-of-pocket
games, and you will find no-limit games, but almost
never the two together.
Han grinned, then threw both arms up into the air and
whirled around in an impromptu dance, giddy with joy.
“Wait till I tell Chewie! The Millennium Falcon is mine!
At last! A ship of our own!”
This debate paralleled the reality that some poker players love to
play no-limit and others love to play with limits. No-limit looks
really fun. Everyone stands up when a player goes all-in and the
commentators go wild because someone is about to go home.
Limit players, on the other hand, rarely have to risk their entire
stake in a single hand. They get to play again and again, building
up their winnings throughout the competition.
But for the most part, teams that tank aren’t in danger
of making the playoffs. They tank to gain higher draft
picks. Drafts are ordered by loss records (maybe altered
by the falling of ping-pong balls), so having a lower win
total means gaining better players, at least in theory. So,
some teams intentionally lose to have a greater chance
of getting more impressive players.
17 King lost in the 2020 primary, because even Iowans run out of patience.
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Even with all the racists who vote like Steve King
behind him, Trump is probably not getting re-elected
with a 35 percent approval rating. But, unlike a
Congressperson, he’s got a four-year job. It’s got an arc.
One aspect of that arc is that the incumbent party does
poorly in the midterm after a president assumes office.
Everyone knows that. Even Trump knows that.
18 Not anymore. Apparently, even in this White House you can get fired
for grifting.
19 Ryan saved himself the embarrassment and retired prematurely.
I’m not sure who they were, but they certainly weren’t talking
about a best-of-five series between the weakest two teams,
battling to determine who will be the very, very worst of the
worst. To the teams, this might just be a utilitarian battle for the
resource net granted to the league’s loser, but why do fans put up
with this nonsense? Because humans just can’t help rooting for an
underdog, even one who is entirely and artificially self-made.
[Mike says: Relegation matches are the best!]
Say you’ve decided that today is finally the day for you to get into
the wild new craze, Sportsball. You eventually focus your fandom
on two teams. One is last season’s champion, while the other is
local but has a losing record. Backing the Champs comes with the
utility of already winning and having a solid chance at ending the
new season as a winner. However, when surprises come to the
Champs, they are seldom positive because, to you, positivity is
routine. Backing the Locals means that you live for those moments
when your team claws their way to victory over the backs of the
usual winners. This joy comes less often, but seems all the
sweeter.
So, what happens when a third choice comes along? The Greats
are tanking hard, losing like professional losers and posting
everywhere about their grand rebuilding plan. The Greats are
widely mocked, but they talk a good game and that catches on.
January 8, 2018
20 I’m lying. I’m sure there wasn’t, like I’m sure Trump is doing it because
he can’t let his popular-vote loss to a woman go. But work with me.
21 I assume that’s an expression Sessions uses. I have no particular
tl;dr: People have reasons to act in groups and unite their groups
into bigger groups if they can agree on outcomes.
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The endgame of the Mueller investigation is the
potential impeachment of Donald Trump. The only way
to assess the likelihood of that outcome is to look at
what those factions that can affect it want.
Lots of gaps through which the Trumps can escape justice here.
Have you ever lost a game so badly you never wanted to play it
again? I was playing a sci-fi wargame called Twilight Imperium,
and a “friend” attacked me on the first turn, taking me all but out
of a six-hour game in the first ten minutes. It’s a good game with
great game theory exercises built in, but then and there, I decided
that I would never again lead the Universities of Jol-Nar into a
mythic age of technology and galactic peace. I was done.
The truth of any game is that we play under the guise of a grand
coalition. Every player pledges to follow the rules, and thereby
gain some measure of utility. Maybe that’s the joy of the game,
the thrill of victory, or mountains of money, but all players must
accept these strictures. Though a lineman is usually attempting to
put the opposing quarterback on the ground, the rules of football
do not allow them to do so with an axe kick to the head.
I’m not saying that you should determine the Shapley Value for
your grand coalition of friends. But you should certainly consider
the utility of those who are cooperating with you. If everyone isn’t
getting something they want out of your coalition, they might
consider showing you the door.
“If the Wall should ever fall, all the fires will go out.”
– Qhorin Halfhand in book two of A Song of Ice and Fire
Let’s not forget: The only reason these people are here
is that the Department of Justice terminated the
Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA)
program, likely the most inhumane move of Trump’s
presidency.22 This is a negotiation at gunpoint. Yet here,
he comes off as the reasonable one. His flexibility is the
dominant strategy in the room.
Though the time Trump endorsed horse-soring gives DACA a run for its
22
23March came in like a lion, but it went out as a toothless lion. Like in
every other arena, Trump could not back up his threat.
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(“I like heat,” he fluffs). He sure does take it: When
interviewed by professional ogre Lou Dobbs,
professional troll Ann Coulter calls the meeting the
lowest day of the Trump presidency, confirming all the
claims in Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury: “He doesn’t
listen. He has no command of the facts. He agrees with
the last person who speaks to him.” This is from
someone who supports him. (Yes, I watched Ann Coulter
so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.)
With two very different paths, the argument might last long into
the night. While I’d pay good money to read that transcript, I’d
expect those two giants would never let anyone know who won.
March 2, 2018
How did they win? They stuck to their brand, and let
the administration and the Republicans self-immolate by
sticking to theirs. The Democrats could have gone a
very different road, forcing a government shutdown on
behalf of the Dreamers and casting themselves as the
party of obstruction. To do so, they would’ve had to
abandon everyone helped by government.
Back in the year 2000, the mighty Morpheus was held captive by
Agents in the matrix and needed a quick rescue from his besties,
Trinity and Neo. As they reach safety, Neo returns to his usual
befuddlement at his superuser/savior abilities and tells his mentor
that he’d been told by the Oracle that he, in fact, was not the One.
Morpheus, harkening back to old Socrates, says that “there’s a
difference between knowing the path and walking the path.” Neo
says something like “uh-huh,” and then immediately goes on to
save the world.
Nuclear war.
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Both arms agreements and free trade agreements are
functional because of a communal understanding of
the prisoner’s dilemma, and how fraught it is with peril.
The prisoner’s dilemma suggests that if there is
a possibility of one side betraying the other, there is
a certainty of both sides betraying the other. The payoff
for betraying is always greater than the payoff for not.
Here’s a simple payoff matrix.
Let’s say the daily payoff for declaring war is two trillion
dollars, and peace is only one trillion. Woo! I want that
extra trillion dollars, so on day one I declare war. But
after war is declared there’s some probability that the
world will be consumed in flame the next day. Let’s say
for a minute that it’s 10%. I survive day one! So, now
day two comes, and my gains are two trillion dollars for
day one, but only the day two result of two trillion
dollars times 90%, with a 10% chance that I die.
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If I live through day two, then my gains are two trillion
dollars times 81% (90% of 90%), with a 19% chance I
die by then. And so on and so on. By the end of the
week, I’ve made an expected value of ten trillion, with
only a 52% of dying in an inferno. That’s way better
than the ten days it would take me to get to ten trillion
in peacetime.
Every war council in history has had this conflict. The first house
offers only a battle to the death. The second hopes that by
offering peace, the foe will return to mutual cooperation. Both
options are losing strategies. If both houses fight forever, the
sneak attack is still a tie-breaking power move. And the other
household can manipulate the peacemaker as they see fit. But
moderation, or tit-for-tat, is a winning strategy; it’s the simple
choice to copy what the foe did last turn. This kind of measured,
proportional response has been a mainstay of warfare for
centuries, though the jury is still out when it comes to puns.
But Frogger tells us never to think like this, and for the
most part, we don’t. I’ve described the difference
between a puzzle and a game thusly:
24As we got ready to send this book to press, a story broke that ICE was
performing hysterectomies on detainees without their consent. I can’t
think of a way to make it more clear we’re the evil ones.
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Democrats for his racist cruelty, but he’s weak in the
face of criticism, and weakest in the face of criticism
from women.
25By the time we sent the book to press, the policy was still in place. An
even more horrifying development followed in late summer 2020. A
whistleblower alleged that ICE had performed forced hysterectomies on
detainees. That may be the most shocking family separation of all.
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Rich explains: zero tolerance
Since these policies are always enacted to stop people from doing
something they have chosen to do, people instinctively search for
cracks in these arguments. “Sorry, that kid and I have to finish a
group project for school” or “What if our everchanging world
leads to new technology outside the bounds of our current tax
guidelines requiring the establishment of, whatchamacallit, new
taxes?” When someone decides to break these rules, what
happens then? Well, we usually find out what someone really
meant by “zero tolerance.”
And yet...
We may not see the chance for resurrection in our daily lives, but
we do get an opportunity to see it on an annual basis in our
sports. Let’s say that our favorite basketball team has just reached
the playoffs as an underdog, and seems likely to drop the first
series. Up next is a rebuilding offseason, as the team evaluates its
players and looks towards the upcoming draft. A few players are
looking at their expiring contracts and suddenly they need to find
a way to convince management to renew them for a few more
seasons.
September 5, 2018
26 At the point we sent this to press, we had no idea who the writer was.
It’s possible that by the time you’re reading this, we do. If so, I hope I
look like a freakin’ genius.
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Werewolf is a classic in the genre of social deduction
games. Others include Secret Hitler, Coup, and, quite
fittingly, The Resistance. These games usually feature
two main tenets: everyone has a secret role and
someone’s going to be eliminated. In Secret Hitler,
the liberals are after Hitler, whose hidden fascists aim to
pass terrible laws and assassinate the opposition. In
Coup, multinational CEOs try to kill each other. In The
Resistance, no one dies, but spies are trying to expose
and neutralize freedom fighters in their midst.
Jeff Sessions (5–2): Did you read the piece? Okay, now
try reading it in the Attorney General’s voice. Did you
hear Jefferson Beauregard’s lilting drawl in the words
“Anyone who works with him knows he is not moored
to any discernible first principles that guide his decision
making”? It sounded good, didn’t it? It sounded...
vengeful. It could be Jeff Sessions.
That said...
I don’t know if you can tell, but there’s a riot down here in the
game theory bullpen. Social deduction games are like the purest
form of game theory in Machiavellian overdrive. Each player tries
to claw their way to victory, digging deep into dirty tactics, cheap
talk, evasions, coalition building, and everything that makes the
grand tapestry of game theory worthy of study. I’ve never been of
a mind to think chess is beautiful, but a masterful move in a social
deduction game leaves my jaw dropped in awe.
Did you breathe at the wrong time? Is that from feigning shock at
an accusation because you’re secretly one of the dastardly
werewolves? Can you convince the rest of the village you didn’t
mean anything by it? Did you vote to take out an innocent last
round, leading your fellow players to turn on you? In this time of
trouble, the untrusting mob must band together, judging signals
and actions to determine who is a villager and who is safe to trust.
Without these signals, all hope is lost. Trust becomes everything,
making an unexpected betrayal all the sweeter.
October 6, 2018
Ginsburg, sadly, did not retire. As we sent this book to press, Barrett
27
Take sports. Over the last decade, NBA coaches have used the
power of statistics to show that three-point shots have a
significant value, even with a lower completion percentage. If a
player fires off a three at the beginning of possession, they gain a
much higher value in terms of timing and momentum than
battling over a more traditional two-point shot. Two of the
greatest three-point shooters in the modern game each won MVP
honors in the same season that they led the league in three-point
field goals—James Harden and Steph Curry.
To many NBA fans, this is a sign that the game has changed
significantly since they were kids. Back in the 80s, it was a rare
year when a player made more than 100 three-pointers. Last
season, Harden banked 378.
But back to the House, where Pelosi wants her old job
back. Sixteen members have signed a letter saying they
won’t vote for her. Pelosi needs 218 votes. With an
incoming majority of 30-ish seats, that’s real close to not
happening. It’s unclear if she has an opponent, but we
just saw the Freedom Caucus torpedo the speakership
for John Boehner in 2015. A similar thing could happen
to Pelosi.
28Boy, was I wrong about this. Freed from the ballot box, McCaskill
became one of Trump’s most effective critics.
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That’s a little opaque, but the concept is easy to grok if
you understand a classic board game by Allan B.
Calhamer called Diplomacy.
Yet reasons exist to vote her down. She’s the face of the
anti-impeachment movement; if you’ve been shouting
“Impeach Trump and Pence” for two years, you want
her gone. Her record on sexual harassment is
checkered. You might think it’s time for a leader that’s
younger or from a different background to contrast
with the craggy white men on the Republican side. You
can talk yourself into whatever position you want here,
if you’re a Democrat.
When you go out to eat, you find yourself at one of two kinds of
establishments: fast food or fine dining. At the first, you pay for a
meal before eating. At the second, you pay afterwards. In the
social contract we all live under, our collective expectation is that
the food is good and the payment is fair. Generally, reality meets
our expectations, though every once in a while, someone tries to
pull a fast one and people question that social contract.
We always hear about folks who jump up from their table and
race out the door before paying their bill. Or eat most of a
sandwich before sending it back, claiming to have found a hair. On
the other hand, many of us have eaten at a restaurant and said,
“That’s it? For that price? I’m never coming here again!” While
dine-n-dashers are villains, I don’t attribute malice to a restaurant
when it doesn’t fit my idealized food-to-cash ratio.
There’s an exception to the rule that the ref will spot the
ball wherever the foul occurs, and that’s if it’s in the end
zone. At that point, the offense gets the first down on
the 1-yard line. Big deal, right? Four downs to get one
yard? NFL offenses would scoff at the suggestion that
they couldn’t punch it in.
The first struggle is defining the word “compact,” one of the only
guidelines for drawing new districts. If you’ve ever fit a basketball
into a cardboard box, you’ll know that compact is a complicated
term. Geometry might suggest that a circle has an ideal
compactness, but a state can’t be packed with circles, plus we
shouldn’t ignore geographic features that now divide states into
convenient sections. If we can’t make things geometrically
perfect, can we determine if a Maryland district described by a
judge as “a broken-winged pterodactyl, lying prostrate across the
center of the state” is too outlandish to be compact?
This all seems kinda new, right? Like, okay, maybe you
can vaguely recall attempts to limit power on both sides,
but you can’t remember a time when an incoming state
legislature just refused to follow a law approved by
voters? Was there ever a time when the GOP seemed
so... desperate? Did it ever just attempt to cast aside all
the old rules when it won?
32
Disclaimer: I made a lot of these.
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One trend of the last decade has been even more alien
than those, and might even end up being more
influential: the legacy game. My buddy Rob Daviau
came up with this concept while at Hasbro, introducing
it in print with Risk Legacy. His later games Seafall,
Pandemic Legacy, and Betrayal Legacy all followed a
similar pattern: The game changes dependent on the results of
your previous actions.
Eventually, I could play the game perfectly, and the game got
really interesting. Once you know the rules, you get to make up
your own, and I’d been plotting revenge. My rule was something
like “if you play a red card, and the sum of your card and the one
played before is even, then say ‘oogie boogie,’ but if you play...”
34The day after I wrote this, Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin called all
the major bank CEOs from his vacation spot in Cabo San Lucas and
assured them the market had lending liquidity even though they didn’t ask, and
the market reacted like it was made entirely of flame.
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Rich explains: the sentiment game
A Warren voter and a Sanders voter walk into a bar. They speak
passionately about their political beliefs, listen attentively to the
other speaker, and converse in a respectful and rational fashion.
They shake hands and leave, never once noticing the sentimental
voter eavesdropping from the next table. That voter is not
concerned about the candidates’ merits. They believe, as Vince
Lombardi once said, “winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”
The sentimental voter weighs not their own political beliefs, but
their savvy about which candidate has the better chance for
victory. This fair-weather fan doesn’t want to be left with the
wrong bumper sticker on Election Day, so they make their choice
with victory in mind. As an added bonus, their support continues
to help their candidate win out.
Whatever they do, whoever they are, you have a strategy for
that person and that situation. It’s not random. You’ve
thought this through.
Imagine that you stand on stage with master magicians Penn &
Teller, and they’ve challenged you to a game of rock-paper-
scissors. Famously, Penn always claims he will throw rock and
then, in the simplest trap ever devised, follows through and
throws rock. In a sense, even though this game is simultaneous,
you’ve been forced to throw second after this bold declaration. So
what do you do?
Six may not sound like a lot. It is. The 53 yea votes35
meant just seven more Republican senators had to
defect to overturn the shutdown on their own. They
were ready to do it. Majority “Leader” Mitch McConnell
resurfaced from his hidey-hole to read the Vice
President the Riot Act over the shutdown. We were
maybe one week out from open revolt.
35I’m including Nevada’s Jacky Rosen, who missed the vote after busting
her wrist.
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See, the ultimatum game is a brutal game. An act of
unfairness hurts everyone. Play the game fairly or you
don’t ever play it again.
Each player started with a hand of cards from 1 to 10. Each would
choose a card to play facedown. Once they revealed the cards, the
high card would gain M&Ms from the player with the lowest card.
I expected the players would battle for more-or-less a tie game,
with each player winning roughly half the time. The goal was just
to track probabilities as an educational experience. I neglected to
take my players into account. See, they had been waiting all
semester to beat me at a game of any kind. So, when an
exceedingly clever player asked “What happens if I run out of
M&Ms?” I, thinking only of the expected values, said, “I’ll refill
your bank. I’ve got plenty of M&Ms.” You know, like a fool.
In each four-player game, three players played the same card, and
the fourth played a card one number higher. So, three players ran
out of M&Ms at a ridiculous rate. I was refilling banks much
sooner than expected. Initially, I wasn’t tracking all the plays and
simply thought randomness had taken over. Soon, I saw the game
for what it was: a scheme to harvest my M&Ms.
You can imagine our city’s shock and dismay when our
boy Howie went on 60 Minutes and told the world he
was “seriously considering a run for president.”
37In 2020, Green nominee Howie Hawkins incurred liberals’ ire by tying
up ballots in swing states after failing to get on them legitimately, taking
Republican assistance in his court cases. He lost those cases.
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Here’s what Schultz needs to understand: For more
than 50 years, no independent candidate has had a
significant impact in a race for president except for two
progressives whose efforts engineered a Republican
presidency. Or maybe Schultz does understand it. Trump
got through a $1.5 trillion tax cut for the rich. Schultz is
not a philanthropist on the level of Bezos and Gates,
who have given away billions; he’s given away less than
0.5 percent of his income. Schultz wants to keep his
cash. If he can’t be president, at least he gets a
Republican in office for four more years. Despite
Howard’s being a liberal on every other issue, being
president and Trump Part Deux are both wins for him.
There aren’t many terms in game theory that are more poorly
named than kingmaking. The term evokes this idea of a Cardinal
Richelieu-esque power behind the throne, manipulating events to
seat a weak leader for their own purposes. Or maybe your
idealized kingmaker is more like Merlin than Grima Wormtongue
from The Lord of the Rings.
You could try to break Player A’s control over North America,
though it would cost most of your units. Whether or not you
succeed, Player B will be in a prime position to sweep through
your territory with minimal effort. As you reach for your first
piece, Player A stands up and shouts that you’re throwing away
the game and B is going to win! B always wins! It’s not fair! I’m
going home! Knowing Player B is even more prone to melodrama,
and sadly that the table is far too heavy to flip, maybe you just
sigh and skip your turn. The other players applaud your level-
headed approach to fairness and continue the game.
And yet. What are you doing? You showed up to play, not
surrender as soon as things got tough. Even so, any action you
take which wounds one opponent simply serves to hand the game
to the other.
Finally, you are the true kingmaker—a hopeless player who can
only crown the winner by being the worst loser of all.
February 7, 2019
For many who do admit error and apologize for it, the
consequences are dire. Senator Al Franken apologized
for boorish behavior toward an actress; he lost his
Senate seat. Fox News firestarter Laura Ingraham
apologized for blasting a young survivor of a high
school massacre; she lost her advertisers. Anchor
Megyn Kelly apologized for saying a crazy thing about
blackface; she was fired. Florida Secretary of State
Michael Ertel apologized for appearing in blackface; he
had to resign. All were in the same spot: Their sins were
manifest, and they might have believed that admitting
them would save their standing. If so, they were very
wrong.
39 This assuredly did not happen, requiring me to write the next essay.
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our only midpoint consequences and leaving ourselves
only ruination. If we incinerate everyone for everything,
we might find we’re left with nothing.
The goal is to make it so I can’t crack the code. But I can if I have a
computer. In 2019, science YouTuber Mark Rober began to design
a machine which could learn to predict what signal was being
given by a base coach. Like game theory, machine learning is a
logical process that is focused on outcomes. If a process doesn’t
reach a desired outcome, the machine learns and adapts its
process. Over many iterations, it eventually cuts through the noise
and finds the signal.
Like I would expect from a former NASA engineer, Rober took his
device for a series of field tests. While his video feels tense, the
power of the machine learning algorithm leaves no room for
doubt. After a number of overwhelming successes, I expect that
the Baseball Police eventually imprisoned the mad engineer and
his nascent AI before he could do irreparable damage to our long
tradition of dancing third base coaches.
February 9, 2019
The pawn has more rules than any other piece. It has a
unique movement limitation (can’t move backward or
sideways), a unique opening (one space or two), a
unique capture (in a different direction than it moves),
and a unique rule if it doesn’t capture (en passant).
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Also, it has a unique transformation. If it makes it to the
other side of the board, it can become any piece other
than a king. This promotion concept makes the pawn
the piece with the most potential, as the only piece more
powerful than a queen is a second queen.
For me, it was DuckTales for the original Nintendo. I played for
hours, hopping an 8-bit Scrooge McDuck around the moon with
his ridiculous pogo cane on a search for adventure. Then it was
hearts. Diplomacy. Half-Life. Scrabble. I played games endlessly,
searching for dominant strategies and tactical perfection among
cardboard tokens and wooden meeples.
Sacrifice plays are all about paying a large cost in order to direct
play. Chess masters often force opponents to capture a sacrifice in
order to reshape board alignment and create new, dependable
opportunities for attack. Poker stars drop big bets with only
chance as their guide. They’re both sacrifices, but they change the
game in different ways.
September 5, 2018
Cohen: “I understand the code, because I’ve been around him for
a decade.”
Amash: “And it’s your impression that others who work for
him understand the code as well?”
Cohen: “Most people, yes.”
42 For a hot minute, until he left the GOP and became an independent.
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Imagine translating what appears to be plaintext but is
really ciphertext through a key to a new plaintext every
day. Cohen was Mr. Trump’s fixer for ten years. He was
on the alert 24/7 for the correct interpretation of his
boss’s non-order orders, from which he then threatened
50... no, 100... no, 200... probably 500 people on
Trump’s behalf. That wears a person out. The only
thing that kept him doing it was Trump’s loyalty.
When I’m not telling stories about game theory here in the
Machiavelli Villa, I’m usually plunged headfirst into a world of
codes and ciphers. There is a unique joy in finding yourself in a
secret narrative simply because you cracked or crafted a code. I’m
fascinated by codes that provide instant solves as well as those
decrypted by long hours in dim, candlelit chambers.
But that’s the not the rigged system worth talking about
here.
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Though no colleges were charged in this dragnet,
college admissions have long been worthy of scrutiny
due to flagrant abuse of a game theory concept
called zero-sum thinking. This mindset has damaged
American learning beyond any sort of repair. Short of a
complete rethinking, higher education will continue to
be America’s most poorly managed resource.
43This applies regardless of what criterion you use to justify the word
“top.” A football powerhouse in the SEC might be more attractive to a
high school cornerback than, say, Dartmouth would be.
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In the 1970s, the cost of putting a child through college
was a plausible amount. The average family could afford
it. For those who couldn’t, the system underpinned
itself with grants and student loans to let those parents
put their child in school and food on the table. In the
1980s, that started to not be enough. The growth of
tuition cost broke away from the American family,
doubling the growth of the median family income, and
started to match the income growth of the top 1%,
briefly hitting it in the early-1990s recession and then
settling somewhere between for a while. Hard to
manage, but maybe still manageable.
“I don’t know how much of school I’m gonna attend, but I’m
gonna go in and talk to my deans and everyone and hope that I
can try and balance it all. But I do want the experience of, like,
game days, partying,... I don’t really care about school, as you
guys all know.”
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It was very, very important that this person be allowed to
go to the college of her choice. Through Singer,
Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli faked
Olivia and her sister Isabella’s high school crew careers
and paid off USC crew coach Zenon Brabaj to sign off.
This actually worked. At least till the feds showed up.
Now Olivia’s influencer career is in ruins, she and her
sister are dropouts, and their parents face years in jail.
I’m a big fan of heist films, because I, like Hannibal of The A-Team,
love it when a plan comes together. Plus, there’s the joy of
watching the team scramble when an unexpected variable shows
up to the party. As I rewatched Ocean’s Thirteen, I was struck
once again by a bizarre line that stops me in my tracks every single
time. The line is delivered by a human, and yet, how could it
possibly be delivered by a human? “Congratulations on the
enormity of your success.” What possible response could follow?
This line haunts me because as strange as it sounds, that line
perfectly describes almost every game I ever want to play.
Zero-sum games create enemies and enmities, like those that fuel
sports fandoms. They populate our literature with heroes and
villains. But they don’t create situations where silver medal
winners can beam with pride and applaud the golds. They don’t
provide situations where a group of friends looks down at the
board, sees how they could improve, and asks to play again. And
they never, ever, provide an opportunity for a well-meaning robot
to look you right in the eyes and say, earnestly and honestly,
“Congratulations on the enormity of your success.”
May 3, 2019
But there is no debate that the game was fixed, and that
the Kings lost a Finals trip because of it. If you watch
the whole fourth quarter, you cannot reach any other
conclusion. If you are on the Kings in that scenario,
there is nothing you can do. The game is not in your
control. You are going to lose. You have a corrupt ref,
and he gets to win, at least for the moment. Donaghy
went to jail, so he didn’t get away with it. If you’re a
King, what you care about is your ringless finger.
It’s worker policing, plain as day. The ants and bees and
wasps have it right. Empower people to call out
corruption and the corruption gets dealt with. Leave it
to the officials who are corrupt and you get more
corruption. It’s as simple—and as complex—as that.
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In the case of Bill Barr, for the moment, worker
policing might be working. Barr has been bribed by
Trump to clear him. Not with money, of course, but
with power. He’s not on America’s side, he’s on
Trump’s side.
“We have not successfully rolled back the frontiers of the state in
Britain, only to see them re-imposed at a European level, with a
European super-state exercising a new dominance from Brussels.”
47Okay, that’s the coolest thing I’ve said so far. I mean, why can’t we have
Shadow Chancellors here? I would make a boss Shadow Chancellor. I’d
bring my own cloak.
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In real wars, these are measured in lives; World War I,
for example, was a war of attrition that accomplished
little of merit for both sides. In business, a hostile
takeover that becomes a war of attrition can leave a
shell of a company. It’s bad.
48Eventually, May lost the confidence of her party, and howler monkey
Boris Johnson stepped in for an autumn of pure Parliamentary chaos.
Elections set for December revolved around whether a second
referendum would occur. It did not. The U.K. did lose its fool mind.
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Rich explains: wars of attrition
49 According to Harvey, this is a true story, starring his own family. In his
telling of it, he thinks, “What, go to Abilene? Fifty-three miles? In this
dust storm and heat? And in an unairconditioned 1958 Buick?” and still
only says “Sounds good to me.”
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On a hot afternoon visiting in Coleman, Texas, the
family is comfortably playing dominoes on a porch,
until the father-in-law suggests that they take a trip
to Abilene (53 miles north) for dinner. The wife
says, “Sounds like a great idea.”
Imagine a third car thrown into the mix. With three players, the
balance shifts towards long-term survival because now two of you
are destined to be cowards! With the odds now set against you,
there’s less reason to battle all the way to the end. Sure, there’s a
winner, but you need to avoid being the worst loser. You buckle
in, knowing the value of this trip is low and not likely to get much
better, because we’re all battling for second place.
As this pack of cars heads down the long stretch toward Abilene,
we can see we are all doomed. If someone stops this ridiculous
trip, they end up in last place. There’s no moment when the
penalties or rewards change, so no one has an incentive to change
their strategy. Plus, the more players there are, the more likely we
are to end this game in the middle. If I’m not likely to win this
game, but I can keep from losing by keeping my big mouth shut,
then I guess we’re all headed to Abilene.
“If we had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a
crime, we would have said so.”
Mueller continued.
When it’s put that way, it’s hard not to empathize with
Mueller’s team. They would have been blasted for
issuing a statement that could not be backed with
prosecution by their own office. So they didn’t say
anything about that most crucial issue that the American
people had been wondering about for two years.
As Pearl Jam taught us, once the kid who never speaks
in class decides to speak, no one will rest until they
know why.
As noted earlier, Amash then walked out on the GOP, to no one in the
54
GOP’s regret.
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Rich explains: Venn diagrams
Have you ever tried to sit down and write a set of rules? Not a
basic set of guidelines, but a comprehensive list of rules with the
clear intention to abide and enforce each rule presented? People
often suggest that I gather my students on the first day and
collectively compose an egalitarian set of rules about how
everyone should behave to create the maximum amount of
personal responsibility and cooperation for the rest of the school
year. I tried it once and almost quit the very next day.
You’ve seen a Venn diagram, right? Math folk use it to define sets
and explore their identities and operations. Consider two sets, A
and B, as circles which overlap a bit. We call that overlap an
intersection, and we call all items in either set A or B the union. As
we try to create rules, we might hope to make it all-inclusive and
representative of everyone’s needs—the union set of rules. But if
we create the rules in a combative way, we get the intersection
set of rules. This compromise leaves none of us happy, but at least
we covered the basics.
It was the first day of school, so all my shiny happy students and I
were on the same page. Together, we built a list of rules based on
the union of what we all wanted. What a pleasant bunch of
academic idealists! We laughed as we planned a bright future,
never noticing what lay lurking in the dark corners of the room.
See, when we put things into sets, we can’t help excluding other
things. That clever Venn diagram pun on your T-shirt? You can’t
forget about the rest of the shirt! We call that the complement,
and it’s a killer. It represents the great unknown, which is why a
student felt it was cool to toss a chair out the school window as no
one had thought to write a rule on furniture defenestration. I
quickly organized an amendment committee which eventually fell
into the benevolent dictatorship of every school classroom. And
sure, that’s a funny story, but the complement is also filled with
assault rifles and high-count magazines and I will let furniture
defenestration stick around forever if someone will figure out how
to keep those out of our classrooms.
June 2, 2019
55 One could say it started to go very badly for Biden, since after this piece
came out, he completely fell apart in the first debate, notably being eaten
alive by Kamala Harris. That was a bit of a wakeup call for Biden, and
most people would say he performed better thereafter. Of course, he won
the nomination and made Harris his V.P. nominee. Which is why they are
candidates and I write games.
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Rich explains: inertia
You know what I like? Term limits. The idea that elected officials
have to stand up and ask their constituents to allow them to keep
serving is the core of a government for and by the people.
However, Isaac Newton long ago warned us that these moments
of re-election wouldn’t be the free and fair elections we might
imagine. He just hid his nuanced political thoughts where few
politicians would look—the law of inertia.
For Senator Graham, it means he’s never needed to fight the next
war. He’s free to rest on his laurels and campaign based on past
victories, since Graham’s dominant position means he can almost
ignore his opponents and ride a wave of incumbent inertia. Any
challenger must push the battlefield to the next war and they
rarely have the means to do so. Which is one reason political
theorists have warned of Congressional stagnation since the
1970s.
Similarly, if Donald Trump rides a wave of “but her emails” all the
way to re-election in 2020, just know that you’re seeing inertia at
work.
“I’m requesting you direct Oregon State Police to assist Senate for
purposes of establishing quorum.”
It’s hard to know how this will end. It’s easy to spot
how it began. The rules requiring a quorum greater than
half the body’s size mean every bill requires a de facto
supermajority unless the minority allows it. Under these
rules, the minority is incentivized never to show up for
votes. That walkouts don’t happen much is the shock,
not that they happen at all.
The dire penalties for breaking these rules were written up in the
“Peter Burnett Lash Law.” Named for a local judge, the law let a
slave be kept for three years, after which the slave could be
whipped if they didn’t leave. But where could they go? A series of
laws to deny housing and close hotels to non-whites made the
entire Pacific Northwest into a de facto segregation zone. The
extremely broken sundown rules allowed whites to mercilessly
apply degenerate behavior and create sundown towns across the
country. These exclusionary laws weren’t repealed in Oregon until
1926, more than fifty years after they became unconstitutional.
But then...
Maybe.
It’s a lot of gloom and doom, but it’s not all gloom and
doom. Predictably, most of the excess carbon pumped
into the air is from cities. Organizations like C40, a group
of nearly a hundred of the world’s biggest cities, are
watching global leadership wither in its responsibilities,
and are taking up the charge. After all, they’re the ones
that suffer when destabilized weather burns out
transformers, floods urban areas, and increases snow
removal costs. With the EPA broken beyond repair, it’s
the cities that will hold the line.
Have you ever stopped to think about Smokey the Bear? As a kid
camping in the mountains, I’ll never forget signs of the ursine
Ranger reminding us that “Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires.” I
resolved to keep the woods free of flame. Everyone else pledged to
do the same, since Smokey’s reminder was targeted to each of us
as individuals. That’s because Smokey is a wicked smart bear who
knows all about the tragedy of the commons.
Like any good activist, Smokey knows that if he can’t convince you
to prevent forest fires, or save the whales, or reduce, reuse,
recycle, it just won’t get done. The effort must be individualized. If
not, the cost doesn’t get paid and the benefits go up in smoke.
“There’s no way that man could have killed himself. I’ve done too
much time in those units. It’s an impossibility. Between the floor
and the ceiling is like eight or nine feet. There’s no way for you to
connect to anything. You have sheets, but they’re paper level, not
strong enough. He was 200 pounds—it would never happen.
When you’re on suicide watch, they put you in this white smock,
a straitjacket. They know a person cannot be injurious to
themselves. The clothing they give you is a jump-in uniform.
Everything is a dark brown color. Could he have done it from the
bed? No sir. There’s a steel frame, but you can’t move it. There’s
no light fixture. There’s no bars. They don’t give you enough in
there that could successfully create an instrument of death. You
want to write a letter, they give you rubber pens and maybe once a
week a piece of paper. Nothing hard or made of metal. And
there’s a cop at the door about every nine minutes, whether you’re
on suicide watch or not. There’s up to 80 people there. They could
put two in a cell. It’s one or two, but I’ll never believe this guy
had a cellmate. He was too blown up.”
“Some of the guards are on a major power trip. They know guys
there are suffering. They know something the rest of the world
hasn’t seen, that a place like this exists in this country, and they
get off on it. If the guards see that the guy is breaking, they’re
going to help you break.”
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Do I believe that Barr ordered Epstein killed? No, I do
not. Do I believe that it’s incredibly suspicious that the
suicide watch was lifted after a suicide attempt by the
most dangerous person in America to the president? I
absolutely do. Do I believe the MCC staff might’ve
made it so hard on Epstein that he followed through
with his previous plan? One hundred percent.
Either
A) The Long Con That No One Will See Coming,
or
B) A series of regrettable choices with no payoff.
Now, if you like your hair stylist, you’ll sit through ten
haircuts to get the free one. I do. I love my stylist; she’s
a gamer who makes me look good. Since I get about six
haircuts a year, it’ll be a couple years before I get that
free one. Who cares? I’m in it to win it. My hair stylist
makes me like the game I’m playing.
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But boy, if I didn’t. There’s no reason to believe my
stylist’s shop is the best economic choice on any given
day; in fact, it’s almost certainly not. If I were willing to
look around, I’d save more money than the value of
that free haircut, and I’d have that money right away.
The use of my loyalty card is a terrible economic
investment. I don’t care. As a customer, I’m aware of
the switching costs, the price of changing my behavior.
I could get a bad haircut if I shopped around. Screw
that. I like the service I get, I think the payoff is okay,
and I don’t want to do the research. My stylist makes
the switching costs high, even if every choice I make is bad.
Not all lies are told by someone shouting at the top of their lungs,
but it turns out that the two activities have a lot in common. They
are both perceived differently based on how many people are
doing it and how often they are doing so.
All right, that’s enough imagining for now. The problem is that
you’ve fallen prey to Weber’s Law, which describes the limits of
human observation—the necessary amount of noticeable increase
in a stimulus is proportional to its intensity. Raising your voice in a
quiet room is instantly noticeable, but doing the same thing in a
loud arena barely makes a dent. Experiments have shown that
humans are equally terrible at noticing small differences in tons of
places, including measuring weights and distances, brightness,
color, and even in price.
When an honest person gets caught in a lie, our ears perk up like a
wild pack of librarians. But consider an environment of discourse
filled with endless fibs and falsehoods. How do we even begin to
tell the difference between egregious and outrageous? According
to both Weber and Machiavelli, it might be much harder than we
think.
I’m not into boxing, but when Mike explained the tactics behind
the rope-a-dope, it hit me at a visceral level. See, when I’m not
teaching math, I’m teaching about physics, and I always look
forward to the day I get to talk about the complexities of the
balance between momentum and impulse. It just never occurred
to me that Muhammad Ali had them down cold.
“At no time did I seek this awesome burden; but I cannot shrink
from my responsibility. Under the statute long ago considered with
care and lawfully enacted by the representatives of the people
convened in Congress, my election by the House of Representatives
as Speaker placed me next in line for the high office to which I
have now succeeded. Between now and January 20, 1977, I
intend to fulfill the obligations of that office to the best of my
ability. I shall not be a candidate for the Presidency in 1976 or
at any other time.”
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Nancy Pelosi remembers how wrenching Watergate was
for America, which is why she’s never publicly backed
impeachment until the Ukraine scandal made it
impossible to avoid. She’s in a powerful position: she
can say the House speaker will decline to serve if the
president and vice president are both convicted. Then
the succession would move to the Senate president pro
tempore, which is currently Iowa Senator Chuck
Grassley.
Holy God.
A lot to unpack there, and boy, does it hit Putin pal Jill
Stein where it hurts. But on the point:
When’s the last time you thought about America’s Funniest Home
Videos? For me, it’s locked into the same era as Saved By The Bell
and Pop-Up Video, so I was very surprised to learn that AFHV has
been around for thirty seasons. Thirty! Even The Simpsons,
American TV’s timeless juggernaut, has only been on the air for
one season longer. As I remembered countless videos filled with
sudden falls, painful slips, and surprising kicks, I realized that this
endless show is the perfect distillation of our national fascination
with incompetence.
November 9, 2019
Well, right, but think for a minute about when you last
voted. Maybe it was Tuesday. It’s not a federal holiday,
so you likely had all sorts of things going on that day. I
know I gave my ballot to a coworker really late in the
day. What if she got a flat tire and didn’t get to the
drop-off site in time? That would have been two votes
uncounted. Surely there must be all sorts of dumb
reasons people don’t make it to the polls. When
someone wins by 5 percent, you can just discount those
errors. When they win by 0.4 percent? Maybe you can’t.
Maybe it’s just random.
They didn’t take that time, and that single fact seems
completely random. The Wall fell, and so in quick
succession did the Communist governments of Bulgaria
and Hungary and Russia, because two men could not
meet for coffee when it counted. Whatever skill they
had at ruling their country, it was overwhelmed by a
single failure to launch. If that’s not randomness, I don’t
know what is.
Because you make one slip, just one, and your wall’s
coming down.
I know I’ve talked about randomness before, but one truism bears
repeating: humans are the worst at recognizing random events.
I’m from Portland, Oregon, so I think about coin flips a lot. Back in
the 1840s, my hometown was just known as The Clearing north of
Oregon City, the end of the Oregon Trail. Settlers arriving from
back east started inquiring about The Clearing, and the two
founders of the nascent city each had their own idea for a new
name. To settle the debate, Francis Pettygrove and Aja Lovejoy
stood on the bluffs high above the Willamette River and flipped a
coin. That Pettygrove won is important, because otherwise, I’d be
from Boston, Oregon.
Only four years later, Florida showed why it was so adamant about
arguing over every last vote. The hallowed depths of Florida law
state that a tied election must be decided by a coin flip. This has
decided recent city council races in Florida, Alaska, and Idaho.
Distilling our votes, our voices in the political process, down to a
simple coin flip seems almost criminal. All of Florida’s many, many
lawsuits that year were a painful attempt to avoid turning the
entire presidential election into a single coin flip.
60 Swinson gets this curious entry in Wikipedia: “In her four and a half
months as party leader, she became both the youngest leader in her party’s
history, and its youngest ever ex-leader.”
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That stall, whatever the personal sacrifice, was genius.
Johnson wasn’t concerned with the wave of losses prior
to the December 12 election. He was concerned with
one thing: Brexit. He’ll get it. Liberal fantasies of a
second Brexit vote are motes in the sky. The U.K. as we
know it may never have another election.
61 That
assumes you’re playing Apples to Apples with the seven-year-old.
For God’s sake, don’t play Cards Against Humanity with a seven-year-old.
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Rich explains: timing
Often, three dice is enough to secure a prize. Say you roll a trio of
fours and drop them down on a casino, shouting to the rooftops
that you desire that prize. Say you do it on the first turn. Suddenly,
I’m interested. I still have all eight dice and you only have five left.
The odds that I can roll four fours isn’t terrible. Even if I only roll
two fours this turn, I might roll two more later on and add to my
attack. Suddenly, you realize that you haven’t secured a prize at
all. You’ve only secured your own personal place in conflict.
Besides Las Vegas, games like hearts and poker do an amazing job
teaching you about the power of timing. Leading a trick in hearts
gives you control, but also puts you in danger of taking points each
round. When you aren’t in the lead, you have both less risk and
less control over the game. In poker, the strength of your hand
can get you in early trouble if you aren’t in the right betting
position. Each game moves the lead around, because both designs
realize that mastering timing can provide an unbeatable
advantage.
I believe in God.
1. [sound of crickets]
That’s the list. The few who don’t identify with a branch
stop short of saying that they’re agnostics or atheists.
California Rep. Jared Huffman calls himself a
“nonreligious humanist” and Maryland’s Jamie Raskin
saying he’s a humanist “with a small h.” Arizona
Senator Kyrsten Sinema describes herself not as a
nonbeliever, but one who prefers a “secular approach”
and “is a student of all cultures in her community.”
Senator Bernie Sanders, who once said he was part of
no organized religion, came out strongly in a debate as
“proudly Jewish,” though frustrated with Israel.
Whatever their internal beliefs, these legislators are
saying the right things to stay in office.
February 4, 2020
Sebastian: “I have been on hold for over an hour with the Iowa
Democratic Party. They tried I think to promote an app to report
the results. The app by all accounts just like doesn’t work. We’ve
been recommended to call into the hotline, and the hotline has not
been responsive. I can hear just the music that I’m hearing.”
Blitzer: “Shawn, have you gotten any explanation at all as to
what’s going on?”
Sebastian: “No, I have not, no. I’m just waiting on hold and
doing my best to report my results from my precinct.”
Blitzer: “What are you hearing? I know you’re listening to a
conversation from the Iowa Democratic Party.”
DNC worker: “This is [name inaudible] with the Iowa
Democratic Party. Can I help you?”
Sebastian: “This is a real coincidence, Wolf. I just got off hold.
So I’ve got to get off the phone to report the results.”
DNC worker: “Hello? Hello?”
Blitzer: “Go ahead. Can we listen in as you report them,
Shawn?”
Sebastian: “Yup. Okay, hi. Hello?”
Blitzer: “So let’s listen in.”
DNC worker: <CLICK>
Sebastian: “They hung up on me. They hung up on me. Okay,
I’ve got to get back in line on hold...”
February 7, 2020
64I swear to Heaven, I was writing this and a Vermont number lit up my
caller ID. Sure enough, a Bernie call.
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This week showed just how rules lawyery the Sanders
campaign is. They know the Iowa caucuses are an
assortment of insane and arcane features. For example,
sometimes delegates just get added out of nowhere.
Coin flips to decide ties are done by partisans; in 2016,
Sanders won exactly one of seven coin flips against
Hillary Clinton, a sequence called the “Miracle Six.”
Results are often not known until weeks after the
election; in 2012, Mitt Romney was dubbed the winner
for two weeks before Iowa changed its mind and sent
all its delegates to Rick Santorum, who missed out on
the Iowa bounce and became irrelevant (or at least
solidified his irrelevance).
65Or maybe he didn’t. Bryant was an alcoholic, and did not recall saying it.
Shrug emoji? Anyway, let’s say he did.
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Playoffs in the five main American men’s pro team
sports have a solid parallel to how we do elections in
America.66 In these leagues, the best teams in each of
two conferences play rounds of internal games, then the
champions of each conference play in the finals. That
matches up with our system of primaries and caucuses
winnowing to a nominee for each of two main parties,
then those two going at each other in the general
election.
However, you can bend the rules of the game by shouting out a
name and doing the special move that goes with it. A Fireball lets
you slam the ball against the wall without bouncing first. Or you
can catch your breath, dribbling the ball endlessly while calling out
the letters of the Alphabet. In each case, the rules encourage you
to expand the boundaries of play through public consent. But if
the other kids don’t like your move, you’re out.
To truly understand the dislike for rules lawyers, you have to dive
into game rules designed to obstruct. Players have to learn
nuances and follow rules exactly, because they are punished when
they fall out of bounds. In Diplomacy, if you fail to write your
orders using a very specific format, your plans can completely fall
apart. In Blood Bowl, if you forget to move your turn marker at the
beginning of your turn, the other player can call a penalty and
immediately end your turn. Not only does the ruleset punish you,
but players who do master the game can exploit your ignorance
with perfectly legal tactics.
Our politics barely have rules at all. When they exist, the
crafters’ motives must be weighed. For example,
superdelegates are a uniquely Democratic maleficence.68
In the 1980s, the Democratic National Committee
designed the superdelegate concept to avoid unelectable
candidates like 1972’s George McGovern or Jimmy
Carter in 1980. The party created PLEO delegates—
Party Leaders and Elected Officials. This new 14% of
delegates would put the brakes on a marginal candidate
winning, embracing the concept of “the party decides.”
Have you ever made a pact to make sure someone else lost?
Maybe you and your partner agreed you wouldn’t charge each
other rent while you waited for the other players to land on your
Boardwalk hotel? Or that you’d each leave just one army on the
border of North and South America while your armies split the
rest of the world in half? Or that you’d smother a player with
double-team defense, even though someone else might have an
easier time scoring? Collusion, one and all!
March 5, 2020
Joe Biden is the everyman. His life has been writ large
before us. He lost a wife and a daughter in a car crash,
and another son to the same brain cancer that killed his
friend John McCain. That friendship is one of the most
remarkable things about Biden, pointing to a quality
essential in healing America after Trump is dispatched.
Biden is a living, breathing fireside chat. We need that
right now. With the virus bearing down on us, with the
economy on a precipice, with the world destabilized by
Trump’s tariffs and embrace of dictators, we need a
president who can make it be okay. Biden can do that.
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And oh, does he not like Trump. He may have disliked
him earlier, but the extreme personalness of the Ukraine
scandal has electrified him. The man who lost two
children just saw Trump attack his son. One on one,
Biden will boil over on Trump. If Trump looms behind
him in a town hall debate, Biden will punch him in the
throat. We’d all love to see that. Biden is the vector of
our rage against Trump, and will not be extinguished.
“But you know, it’s unfair to simply say everything is bad. When
Fidel Castro came to office, you know what he did? He had a
massive literacy program. Is that a bad thing? Even though Fidel
Castro did it?”
You know what game is. It’s the sense that the
opponent you face is just better than you. The saying in
basketball is “Game recognizes game.” To win the ring,
you better have it.
War is a different story. Sun-Tzu opens The Art of War with “all
warfare is based on deception,” before delving into the myriad
ways of dividing an opponent from their resources and plans. “If
your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to
be weak, that he may grow arrogant.” These aren’t endearing
ways to deepen your friendship through shared pastimes. This is
how you treat an enemy that you mean to destroy.
“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.”
As you struggle with this problem, you are forced to realize that
the trolley exists to consider philosophical arguments in direct
opposition. The needs of the many is a Utilitarian construction,
while our anger at the surgeon comes from a deontological
viewpoint, where actions must be judged based on the rightness
of the action itself, not its consequences. More than any right
answers, seeing these two ethical systems in contrast is what
makes the Trolley Problem meaningful. That, and the memes.
The American job market has never seen a run like this.
From mid-March to last week, thirty-three million
people lost their jobs. Thirty-three million. The
unemployment rate hit nearly 15 percent, a number
unthinkable in the modern era. If anything, that number
is underreported. Paul Ashworth, the chief U.S.
economist at Capital Economics, theorized that the real
unemployment rate is 23 percent. That’s one in four
people who want to work not having a job they can go
to. Thanks to Senator Bernie Sanders, people on
unemployment got their full paychecks for a few
months, maybe a little more. Those months are ticking
by, and jobs don’t seem to coming back in abundance.
The stock market has lost its damn mind. After sensibly
driving off a cliff when the pandemic hit, it rebounded
in force in April as twenty million people got laid off. It
was as if the age-old mantra “buy in April, sell in May”
was hard-wired into Bloomberg terminals no one was
watching, and they bought all the stocks automatically.
Now they’re venting them like an airlock in Alien.
“What we ought to do is open the schools and see how we do, and
if we have outbreaks in schools we have to make judgments on
that. But Sweden has left the schools open the whole time, and the
death rate in Sweden is about the same as the rest of Europe. In
fact it’s a lot less than Britain, France, Spain, and Italy.
Sweden’s doing better than those countries even though they didn’t
close down any of their economy.”
Maybe it’s about time to start renaming this dilemma. Isn’t it time
to wonder how many MuskBezos can siphon a disproportionate
amount of wealth from the public good before we finally call in
the authorities to clean up the beaches? How many of these
irresponsible, tax-avoidant billionaires are we willing to put up
with? There’s a real question for game theorists to sort out.
June 7, 2020
69 Barr has since tried to distance himself from giving that order.
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This action shredded the social contract between the
federal government and America in three notable and
catastrophic ways. Julia Azari and Perry Bacon Jr. of the
website FiveThirtyEight cited these violations:
• By not supporting protests against the killing of
Black people by police, Trump violated the value
that we ensure people are treated equally, regardless
of race.
• By breaking up the protest, Trump violated the
value that we support the right to peacefully
protest.
• By involving the National Guard and senior military
officers, Trump violated the value that the military
and police are not to be used for political purposes.
I don’t know if it’s time to riot. Seems like time for the
police to think we will.
#BlackLivesMatter
That’s not true, and hasn’t been for a long time. The
FBI created an anti-terrorist task force with the FBI in
1980, long before the PATRIOT Act. The North Texas
Joint Terrorism Task Force was investigating the KKK
in 1997. The government has used its antiterrorism
powers against domestic groups now for forty years.
You may also notice that nearly all these states are
Democratic strongholds. Hey, let’s look at the top eight
states that take more from the federal government than
they give it. Wonder if they have anything in common?
70By this writing, four were torn down, but the statue of General Lee
remained. I don’t think he’d like that.
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Around the state, Norfolk removed its Johnny Reb
statue. Fredericksburg moved a slave auction block
from downtown to a museum. Maybe Virginia will
proceed quickly, but it’s likely that the ardor will die out
and the state will revert to its sluggish ways.71
71At the time of this writing, more than 100 monuments had been
removed or slated for removal, including at least 27 in Virginia.
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Rich explains: the free-rider problem
Aha! I knew we’d circle back to the Free-Rider problem! You can’t
delve into economic game theory without crossing this
treacherous ravine. But good news, friends! While the problem is
indeed devious and seemingly insurmountable, you learned
everything you’ll ever need to know about this dilemma in
seventh grade during your first group project in social studies
class.
You know the drill. In every group, one person doesn’t quite do
their share. Is it just laziness? Of course not. It’s because they
know the teacher is unlikely to dig down to the individual level.
They just want to see your sweet poster on the Louisiana
Purchase! As long as the teacher is happy, it doesn’t really matter
if one person takes a free ride along the way. The more important
question is whether you, as a member of the group, decide to turn
that student in to the teacher.
The hardest truth about the Free-Rider problem is when you don’t
realize you’re part of the game. Across the nation, the Black Lives
Matter protests continue to reframe racism in the United States
by showing white privilege as a free ride. For many, it’s hard to
reconcile their daily lives with the kid who didn’t write two
paragraphs on Napoleon.
I’ll let Machiavelli host this column since I’m too busy
watching Portland. On the streets of Rip City last week,
President Trump’s unbadged federal troops descended
on protesters, forcing them into unmarked vans. As the
alarms went out, an unarmed, unclad woman stood in
the street and sent the cops and federal troops home.
She posed no threat except the threat of confidence
directed at bullies. That was enough. She won.
August 8, 2020
Though, wow, doesn’t Andrew Yang look like a fantastic choice now?
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Look, I’m a sucker for a trick play. All I need is a headline about
some little team in a game that didn’t matter for beans
conquering their opponents through deviousness and utter
resolve, and suddenly I’m engrossed.
And yet, why does anyone use a trick play? In games like
basketball, quick back and forth turns means that a tricky move
can happen at any moment. But football requires much more
planning and dedication. The entire team has to sell a move
without the opposition figuring out what’s going to happen. That’s
hard work. Honestly, it’s much easier to just win the game in the
first place, which is exactly the point. Teams who are winning
don’t go for trick plays. They don’t have to. They rest their
starters, letting less experienced players get some reps.
To sum up, trick plays get used either when a team is losing or
when they want to show off. Trump is both losing and showing
off, so don’t be surprised when you see every single trick in the
authoritarian playbook.
It’s hard to find anyone who has been hit from more
sides than Harris. You can’t land a blow on her because
she’s weathered everyone’s blows. She’s come through
it. She speaks for a nation that is tired of all the bluster,
all the racism and sexism and anti-immigrant bias, all the
lies and corruption, all the failed leadership that has
killed hundreds of thousands. She’s just done with it.
Everyone familiar with the last four years already has a solid
understanding of the Overton window, but to avoid that for at
least a paragraph longer, consider haggling. In a classic haggling
scenario, the buyer opens with a pitch that is far too low while the
seller counters with a price that is far too high. Somewhere in the
middle is a “fair” price, though it’s possible neither haggler knows
exactly what that might be. The opening bids are just attempts to
see what the other side is willing to accept.
The worst offender of shifting the window towards the fringe has
been President Twitter himself. By throwing out an endless litany
of horrible statements on social media, Trump is able to both
offend his opponents and push the narrative of his followers. The
more those ideas are stated out loud, the more palatable and
normal they sound, and the window shifts yet again towards
chaos and tyranny.
Let’s take the gamble, we say, and drive straight into the
apocalypse.
The sky has turned orange, and the blood moon is high
at 3 p.m. Walking the dog is a challenge; running with
the dog is unthinkable. A million acres of land near us
are currently burning. The skyline is invisible.
Now, let’s flip that around. Say the dealer has an ace
and you have a 15. The dealer’s ace is very bad for you.
But you’re already in the hand. You have no good
choices. You will probably regret standing on a 15
against a dealer’s ace. You will also probably regret
taking another card.
Just because a choice exists doesn’t mean you should ever take it.
There are situations that look voluntary, but in fact are
not. You need to know when you’re in one of those.
Vizzini didn’t, and he’s dead.
The data is really the only thing that matters. Let’s get
back to the horrible stuff. I’m not going to tell you what
to do in these circumstances. But I am going to spell
out your choices like they matter. Then I’m going to
show why the situation is much worse than it should be.
I’ll start with the virus. Trump says we’re “rounding the
corner” on COVID. National Institute of Allergy and
Infectious Diseases director Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is
smart about these things, says we are not. CNN’s Wolf
Blitzer’s asked him, “When it comes to discrepancies
like this, who should the American people trust: you or
the president?” Here’s what Fauci said.
“I say look at the data; the data speak for themselves. You don’t
have to listen to any individual. And the data tells us that we’re
still getting up to 40,000 new infections a day and 1,000 deaths.
That is what you look at. Look at the science, the evidence, and
the data and you can make a pretty easy conclusion.”
But this assumes you have a choice. You may have a job
that you will lose if you stay home. You may have a
district where your child will not advance if they do not
receive in-person instruction. You may be actively
harming your child’s education by homeschooling them
and trying to do your job at the same time. These
situations take away your choices.
Yet: If not now, when? The iron is hot, but may cool if
protests stop. If you’re Black, you make life or death
decisions every day the rest of us can’t comprehend.
Just jogging in the wrong neighborhood could be fatal.
So the effort now could give you far lower risk later.
I can’t recall who first told me about the history of Levi Strauss.
No, not the father of modern anthropology who developed the
broader theory of structuralism, I mean the one with the denim
and the rivets. The story I heard was from back when Levi had just
developed his first line of jeans. Heavy rivets and well-made denim
were a winning combination. News had spread, reviews were
stellar, and customers were lining up to grab themselves a pair. All
of which gave Levi an idea.
“My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new
president is installed.”
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It seems unlikely that her wish will be heeded, though
with everything this year you never know. Republicans
now have a three-and-a-half-month window to install an
unbreakable 6–3 majority on the Supreme Court. If they
do, abortion rights, voting rights, and gay rights—
actually, just all civil rights in general—are doomed.
Because the stakes are this high, both sides have a huge
incentive to fight for their outcome. Those AR-15-
wielding thugs that intimidated the Michigan legislature?
Nobody stopped them then. Why would they be shy
about it now? The only barricade to the Senate filling
the seat is four Republicans (perhaps Lisa Murkowski,
Mitt Romney, Susan Collins, and Chuck Grassley)
breaking with their party and refusing to vote for a
replacement. They will get thousands of death threats.
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With an open Supreme Court seat and an election
whose incumbent has already called it fraudulent, this is
as bad a constitutional crisis as we have seen in a
century and a half. You don’t have to take my word for
it. The Transition Integrity Project, a group of more
than 100 current and former senior political campaign
leaders on both sides, simulated the election in a
wargame in June. They tested four scenarios: a big
Biden victory, a narrow Biden win, an indeterminate
result like in 2000, and a narrow Trump victory. In all
but the Biden blowout, the country descended into
chaos. They write:
The last time we had this kind of crisis was the election
of 1876, when Rutherford B. Hayes and Samuel Tilden
were effectively tied. Three southern states sent in
competing ballots of electors—that is, each party
claimed their guy had won. It took till the Compromise
of 1877, where the Republican Hayes got the presidency
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in exchange for the Democrat Tilden getting federal
troops out of the South, condemning generations of
African Americans to the ravages of Jim Crow.
If I ask you what single event started the Civil War, you
might say “the siege of Fort Sumter.” But that’s just
what started the shooting. What started the war was the
election of Abraham Lincoln.
In his dream. That’s not good. But there are many kinds
of civil war, and it matters which one we get. I want to
look at those four scenarios tested by the wargame think
tank. In each case, I’ll compare it to a historic war and
consider the likelihood of us getting into it and out of it.
Most importantly, none of this is what I want to happen. I’m
just simulating possibilities, just like I do every day at
work. Best case scenario, this is just another wargame.
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Scenario #1: A Biden blowout
Analogous war: The American Civil War
“I think a 6–3 court is worth the White House and Senate. The
pro-life community has been waiting on this forever. There has to
be a vote.”
75 An hour after I posted this, the government announced that they had
intercepted a ricin-coated letter addressed to the president. It came from
Canada. Scary stuff.
76 Two days after I posted this, Florida’s governor proposed a slate of
laws making most protesting illegal, Trump said he could enact a law that
refused to give the presidency to Biden, and Attorney General Barr
declared New York City, Portland, and my hometown of Seattle
“anarchist jurisdictions.” That is a side preparing for violence. So, yeah,
we’re thinking about it.
77 Four days after I posted this, Trump refused to say he would commit to
a peaceful transfer of power and said it would be better if we got rid of all
the ballots. Apropos of nothing, that day this nightmare fuel became my
most popular essay ever.
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Rich explains: choices
And yes, I feel naive writing that. I know that even the leaders I
admire make choices with which I disagree. I hope that sometimes
they do it because they’re listening to classified intelligence and I’ll
never know what the worst options might be. I hope that the
public good is a higher priority than personal or political
advantage. I want our people to be stronger and happier and get
more out of their lives, and I hope that our leaders, even those I
disagree with, want that too.
Any election, especially this one, is about choice. But 2020 isn’t
just about simple preference matching. We are deep in the
Ultimatum Game. One party has spent four long years telling us
exactly what their demands are about. They’ve shown that they’ll
turn our hopes for progress and justice into a joke. When the
nation struggles, they’ll send us distractions and division instead of
compassion and assistance. This election is about deciding if these
four years are what we’re willing to accept in America.
An open letter to
Speaker Boehner
from a game designer
October 6, 2013
Mike Selinker
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