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I want you to ask yourselves today, what’s missing in your life? Did you
have that funny feeling when you first saw Him? Or when you first heard
Him on the wireless, his heavenly voice filling you with excitement, making
your body shudder at the very thought of His divine excellence? Can't you
hear Him crooning, throbbing like a bass that's been playing in the
background all along? Can't you see Him, sneering and swaggering like He
owns the world — are you not blinded by his glorious sequins and gaudy
excess? Can't you feel His Divine Corpulence filling your body until it's
bloated beyond recognition and ready to explode with holy rapture?
[Congregation sings]
You know that Elvis has a hunka burnin' love for whosoever believeth in
Him.
Don't be cruel — don't reject that love. I know you may be feeling all shook
up, touching His spirit for the first time. As minister for the First
Presleyterian Church, I've brought many people to Elvis. I've seen, first-
hand, the awesome power of the King. It has happened to me. I know how
terrifying it can be.
But I ask you today to overcome that fear. I ask you to accept Elvis into your
heart, and let not His terrible judgment be passed upon you, as it was
passed, years ago, on those who would betray Him. I ask you to be
something more than a hound dog, to finally catch a rabbit and be a friend
of His!
Won't you accept Elvis now, finally? Won't you love Him tender, love Him
true? If you do, He will return that love to sender a thousandfold. And not
with any pie-in-the-sky, either, but with your just desserts right here on
earth.