It's normal and it's healthy yes, it's true. I used to have a thing for that sexy guy called Sting And I've dreamed about Zac Efron too. But lately Zac and I are looking bleak There's someone else I'd really like to meet
I fancy the Pope, Oh you may think I'm mad,
I might seem a dope, But he reminds me of my dad
Oh, he's so warm and fatherly, There's nowhere else I'd rather be, Than down in the crowd at the Holy Sea, Yes, I fancy the Pope!
I fancy the Pope, Yes he's an absolute blinder
I treasure the hope That I'll find him on Grindr
He travels abroad on many trips,
So that with the world's problems he can get to grips How I wish I could kiss his wrinkly lips! Yes I fancy the Pope!
Now certainly I don't mean to shock or to blaspheme,
But when it comes to heroes, phwaaar! That man's a dream! I know the Church will not be pleased, but Popey wouldn't frown If there's no way to change the rules, he'll smuggle me under his Papal gown
I fancy the Pope! He makes my heart beat quicker
I doubt I could quantify my feelings for this vicar
I'm wild about the Pontiff, He makes my cock grow harder.
He can fuck me day and night, Until I get the stigmata.
Let me live my fantasy,
Of Benedict and Pope Paul V 'Cos I'm in love with the Papacy! Yes I fancy the Fancy smansy the I fancy the Pope A-Men! This Stage
This stage bears all the scars of a Closet Ball celebration
It wears each make-up stain like a general's decoration This stage knows all of us, it's heard us laugh and cry and sing and curse We take our places every show, for better or for worse
But through the pain and through the pleasure
We know it cannot last forever.
Write one name fewer on the line-up,
Ignore the crowd, the empty spaces, Share out all leftover makeup, Try not to count the missing faces, Time is a thief that steals our treasure Life doesn't give, it merely lends, So laugh and cry in equal measure, And celebrate when we were friends.
This stage has seen us during trials, tribulations and glories
If it could speak then it would spill a thousand secret stories It's brought friends together, enemies as well, both young and old, For when we take the stage, we are forced to share our soul.
So sign the leaving card, remember
One last photo here together.
Write one name fewer on the line-up,
Ignore the crowd, the empty spaces, Share out all leftover makeup, Try not to count the missing faces, Time is a thief that steals our treasure Life doesn't give, it merely lends, So laugh and cry in equal measure, And celebrate when we were friends.