KEY

1. What did one raindrop say to the other? A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
2. What did the triangle say to the circle? A: Your pointless!
3. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? A: Because they’re all in High
School!
4. When do you stop at green and go at red? A: When you’re eating a watermelon!
5. Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? A: He couldn’t
concentrate!
6. What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? A: Urgent Tina
7. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? A: Because he wanted to work over-time
8. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: He wanted to get to the bottom.
9. Did you hear about the sick juggler? A: They say he couldnt stop throwing up!
10. What did the tailor think of her new job? A: It was sew sew
11. Why did the belt go to jail? A: Because it held up a pair of pants!
12. Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? A: Because the cow has an utter.
13. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? A: In case they get a hole in one!
14. What kind of berry has a coloring book? A: A crayon-berry
15. How did the farmer mend his pants? A: With cabbage patches