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Perfect board,
young lady!
This year would have marked
the 37th Annual Glasgow
Top Ten Track & Field Meet:
a favorite meet for not only
all of eastern Montana’s best
athletes and their fans from
Class C, Class B and Class A,
but also for the coaches and
all the help involved, some
who make the meet all that
much more interesting. From
Mr. Girard, a former Glasgow
track & field coach, giving
advice and praise to the long
jumpers and triple jumpers —
“Perfect board, young lady!” —
to former Nashua coach John
Jones out there in the javelin
field keeping the athletes
entertained, we’re definitely
missing our high school spring
sports. Pictured is Lambert
athlete Rain Rehbein who hit
one of Mr. Girard’s “perfect
boards” and would place third
behind Malta’s Sophia Stiles
and Glasgow’s Jordan Kulczyk
in the long jump at the 34th
Annual Glasgow Top 10 Meet.
Rain continues her track & field
career as a Tiger at East Central
University in Ada, Oklahoma.
Spring college sports have
also been scratched.

Happy Cinco
de Mayo
Tonight: Mostly clear, with a low around 37. North wind 5 to
9 mph becoming light and variable.
Wednesday: Sunny, with a high near 69. Breezy, with a
southeast wind 6 to 11 mph increasing to 18 to 23 mph in the
afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 32 mph.
Wednesday Night: A 30 percent chance of rain after
midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 43. Breezy, with
an east wind 15 to 24 mph, with gusts as high as 34 mph.
Thursday: A 30 percent chance of rain before noon. Partly
sunny, with a high near 65. East wind 11 to 15 mph, with
gusts as high as 21 mph.
Thursday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 39. East
northeast wind 5 to 10 mph becoming light and variable after
midnight.
Friday: A 20 percent chance of rain after noon. Partly sunny,
with a high near 68. Light and variable wind becoming west
southwest 5 to 10 mph in the morning.
Friday Night: A 30 percent chance of rain. Mostly cloudy,
with a low around 41. West wind 6 to 10 mph.
Saturday: A 30 percent chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a
high near 58. North northwest wind 11 to 20 mph, with gusts
as high as 34 mph.
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 33. North
wind 13 to 18 mph decreasing to 5 to 10 mph after midnight.
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 57. North wind 6 to
11 mph.
Monday: Sunny, with a high near 57.
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Service for Thomas Mills
Thomas E. Mills III, 83, of St. Marie, Montana
passed away Saturday, May 2, 2020 in Glasgow, Montana.
Funeral Services will be 2:00 p.m., Wednesday, May 6,
2020 at the Glasgow Evangelical Church with burial to
follow in the Highland Cemetery.
Service for Carol Fossum
Carol M. Fossum, 82, of Glasgow, Montana passed
away Saturday, May 2, 2020 in Glasgow, Montana.
Visitation will be 6-7:00 p.m. and Rosary will at 7:00 p.m.,
Wednesday, May 6, 2020 at Bell Mortuary. A Funeral
Mass will be held 10:00 a.m., Thursday, May 7, 2020 at St.
Raphael’s Catholic Church. Burial will be private.
Transit hours return to normal
Effective Wednesday, May 6th, Valley County
Transit will return to the normal schedule of service for
the general public. Every day from 7:30 am until 11:00
pm. St. Marie routes will remain the same: Monday
through Friday leaving Glasgow at 11:30 am, 5:15 pm
and 8:00 pm and Saturday and Sunday leaving Glasgow
at 12:00 pm and 5:00 pm. All St. Marie rides must be
scheduled at least ½ hour in advance.
Call 228-TRIP (8747) to schedule your rides.
RESUMING
SERVICES
STARTING
MAY, 4 2020
8:00 AM - 11:30 PM
However, there will be some restrictions that will need to be
followed in order for us to do so.
• Customers cannot sit or stand at the bar. Please enter the casino
and be seated at an open machine, and an attendant will serve
you from your seat.
• We are only allowed to be at half capacity, which for us is 10
customers at once. If you come and we are at capacity then you
will have to come back another time.
• Customers from different households will need to allow 6 feet
between them per social distancing standards. This means that
you will need to have a machine between you and your neighbor.
Please help us by following all restrictions so that we can stay open.
~ Casino Employees and Management
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NORTH VALLEY COUNTY WATER/SEWER DISTRICT: Office Manager.
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Monday through Friday. Good customer skills needed. Salary $15 to $25
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for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and certify anyone
who wants to become a CNA as well. PLEASE SWING BY VALLEY VIEW
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either part time or full time M-F. Wage depends on experience. Duties
include general office work, cleaning, helping customers. Some lifting is
required. CONTACT KRISTIE AT 406-228-9280 OR STOP UP AT 54354
HWY 2 EAST.
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RUNDLE SUITES IS HIRING! housekeeper with organization and
laundress skills. REPLY RUNDLERESUME@GMAIL.COM
BUZZ
TOWN OF NASHUA is accepting applications for a part-time Public
Works Assistant. Duties include the operation, maintenance, repair and
construction of Town utilities, cemetery, streets, parks, and other public
works projects. Salary $12.75, 20 hrs./week To apply for this position,
apply online at Montana Job Service, or Mail application to: Town of
Nashua PO Box 47 Nashua, MT 59248
BUZZ
HI-LINE FORD OPENING: Automotive Service Technician. Ford training
is preferred, but not mandatory to apply. All levels of skill and ability will
be considered. Will be diagnosing, adjusting, repairing and overhauling
vehicles. Hours of work will be 8 am to 5 pm M - F. Pay DOE and training
level. Employer does provide a full benefit plan, including health and dental
insurance, 401K and paid time off. TO APPLY CALL NORM OR JR AT
THE DEALERSHIP (406) 228- 2141, OR STOP AT HI-LINE FORD, 54319
HWY 2 EAST, GLASGOW, MT 59230
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY ROAD DEPARTMENT JOB OPENING: for remote
blade operator/truck driver for Lustre area. Employee must live in the
Lustre area and work remotely from their residence. This job is full time with
benefits and 4 ten hour a day work week with possible emergency work may
have to be performed on the weekends. Employee must be self-motivated
and self-driven and be able to obtain a CDL License within three months of
hire. Wage an benefits can be discussed with the road superintendent Todd
Young at the Valley County Road Department. Applications may be picked
up at the Valley County Road Department 54146 Hwy 2 West, Glasgow,
MT. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY CALL TODD YOUNG
AT 406-263-1477 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now taking applicants for a permanent
Housekeeping position. The Housekeeping Aide provides cleaning
services to provide a safe, sanitary, comfortable and homelike environment
for residents, staff and the public. In addition, this position offers cross
training into the role as Laundry Aid. We are offering competitive wage
for 32-40 hours a week. APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE IN OUR
ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now accepting applicants for an Activities Aide.
Activities Aide will assist in the therapeutic activities designed to meet the
interests and enhance the functional abilities and self-esteem of each
resident. PLEASE VISIT OUR ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT FOR
AN APPLICATION.
BUZZ
WANT A REWARDING CAREER? Come work at Milk River Inc. as a Direct
Support Specialist. We monitor adults with development disabilities. Looking
for motivated caring people. STOP BY MILK RIVER ACTIVITY CENTER
FOR MORE INFORMATION AND AN APPLICATION.
Action for Eastern Montana Head Start program will be having
enrollment -it is now open for the 2020-2021 upcoming school year.
It is a free pre-school program-no tuitions and no fees. The program runs five
days a week Monday through Friday, from 8:30 am to 12:30 pm.
To enroll in the program children must be
1. Three or four years of age by September 10th, 2020
2. Meet the income guidelines. a. he program can enroll 10% of the children
that exceed the income guideline slots. b. 10% of the slots are made
available for children with a disability.
While eligibility is based on income guidelines, families that receive certain
benefits and circumstances are eligible as well. Glasgow is a comprehensive
child development pre-school program serving children ages 3-4 and their
families. It is designed to increase school readiness and develop a child’s
potential to the fullest.
If you are interested in applying for a slot or for more information please
contact Kerry Hentges at 406-228-2404 or stop by and pick up an application
at Glasgow Head Start Center, 839 1st Ave South Glasgow MT 59230. Mass
enrollment will be May 8th, 2020 - Friday at Glasgow Head Start Center.
Enrollment is limited, so contact Head Start today.
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Signups are on our
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Any questions contact
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What do you call
a country musician
celebrating Cinco De
Mayo?
Arriba McEntire.

What did the
Mexican say after
celebrating Cinco De
Mayo?
Taco bout a good
time.
How do you break
up a Cinco De Mayo
celebration?
Call Nine Juan Juan.
 Thank You
The Board of Valley County Community Emergency Food Bank would
like to thank the dozens of volunteers that have come forward to help us
get food to anyone who expresses a need. They put themselves in danger so
that we do not have to!!
The monetary and food donations that we have received and continue
to receive are absolutely awesome (awesome is our new favorite word!!)
This support enables us to be able to keep our Food Bank well stocked for
some time.
AND thanks to our communities for obeying our State and County
health rules which have enabled us to keep everyone safe.

North Korea Releases Photo Of 2nd Chance Sign-Ups!

Kim Jong Un But It’s Clearly Jackie The Glasgow Girls Softball Association wants to
Chan Being Held Hostage In A Fat Suit invite girls ages 6 - 14 to be part of a softball team this
season. Practices will be starting soon with games
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has released
being played throughout the month of June. Second
photos purportedly showing Kim Jong Un alive and well, but
chance signups are running now through May 8th.
the photos are clearly just Jackie Chan being held hostage in
a fat suit. To get your child signed up
Authorities now believe Jackie Chan has been kidnapped for softball contact board
and is being held hostage by the DPRK, though experts are
member Marie Donaldson
fairly confident Chan will break his way out soon enough by
@ 406.451.2225
kicking and punching thousands of North Korean soldiers in
increasingly outlandish and hilarious fashions. Find us on Facebook :
The Hong Kongese martial artist and actor went missing Glasgow Girls Softball Association
several days prior to the release of the photos, and now it
appears that he’s definitely been kidnapped by the North
Korean government.
“As you can see, Supreme Leader is alive and well,” said
a DPRK spokesperson as a sweating, nervous Chan smiled
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Middle of Nowhere?
You Betcha
Just imagine this. If the Rural
Electric Cooperative had said ‘We
can’t run electricity to everybody! It
would just be too costly and it would be
a hundred years before we could recoup our
losses incurred by running power lines to every rancher
and farmer in remote Montana’. They didn’t say that, as
you know, and the Rural Electric Co-op was founded in
1935 and rural Montanans were soon treated to electricity
on demand. The Co-op has since recouped their original
costs and everybody is happy.
Imagine if the U.S. Postal service decided that rural
delivery to the Middle of Nowhere would be waaaay to
costly and that everyone had to drive to town to get their
mail. Of course that didn’t happen though they have cut
down service a bit but there is still delivery to the rural
ranches and farms.
What if D.D. (Ike) Eisenhower thought that his
interstate highway system would not go through the Big
Sky Country. It would be waaaay too costly to pour a
slab all the way through the Middle of Nowhere. There
was less than million people in the whole state back
in the day when Ike thunk up the Interstate Highway
System. He wanted to be able to transport emergency
and military equipment coast-to-coast-border-to-border
expeditiously. He said the highway must be built to
support sustained loads of 96,280 pounds (the weight of
a Sherman Tank and the tractor-trailer needed to haul
one). It was built! There are currently 46,876 miles in the
US. Montana has 1,189 miles 95% of which serve rural
areas. The first Montana Interstate project began in 1956.
Total cost 1956 to 1988 was $1.22 billion. And folks, that’s
why “I Like IKE”!
FedEx and UPS hate rural areas in the west. Miles
and miles of dirt and gravel roads, hot dry, dusty in
summer, flooded in spring and snow covered in winter.
80 miles and two man-hours to deliver a $15 dollar
package. But they decided it was in the best interests of
the nation and their company to not discriminate against
those of us who choose to live in the Middle of Nowhere
and have been ordering our boots, tractor parts, curtains,
clothing and many other items from mail order catalogs
for years. Yeah, Yeah I know....what’s a mail order catalog?
It’s called Amazon or E-Bay these days. Good job done by
the men and women who drive those delivery trucks!
Should I even mention the telephone situation back
in the day? Ma Bell didn’t want to spend all that money
lying telephone lines throughout the rural Montana
Middle of Nowhere much like the rural electric co-op but
she decided it was the thing to do and bit the bullet so to
speak. Land lines are becoming a thing of the past now, I
mean who over the age of 20 has even seen a rotary-dial
phone?
Ok here’s the pernt I’ve been aiming at....at which
I’ve been I’ve been aiming....at. You’ve all seen those
insipid commercials I told you about in a story a few
months back. You know, the ones that tell you all the
good medical, dental, optical, doctor visits and drugs
you could get free by calling this number? And if we
can believe anyone it would just have to be Joe Namath
or Mike Ditka. But when you call the number and tell
them your zip code you get “We’re sorry but our coverage
doesn’t cover people in your area.” Their reason? “You
live In The MIDDLE of NOWHERE! DUH!” What more
info do you need? There just aren’t enough people in
your area making it impossible for us to extend you the
courtesy of giving you coverage that we give to folks who
live like ants in a mole hill. We need more people who
will spend more money and you just don’t have enough
population. Sorry.
I think I’ll send this story to the nice folks at
Judicial Watch to see if they can do something about the
discriminatory practices of these crooked companies.
Judicial Watch currently has law suits against over 150
government agencies and other government people,
including but not limited to, Hillary Clinton, the FBI,
the Governor of California and many others. Oh the
Governor of the Socialist Republic of Mexifornia wants
to give $75,000,000 to 150,000 illegal aliens now living
in California. $500 for each ILLEGAL individual and
$1,000 per ILLEGAL family! Does any of my 4.215797
listeners hear a problem with that? If not you’d best clean
out your hears.
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
~ Virgil Vaupel