its a part of gun ownership.

They've happened a few times

>doing clearing drills while my parents are away on vacation

>rip open the door to my parents bathroom
>moms bathrobe on the door scares the shit out of me
>send a round of .300 BLK through the wall

Second time
>standing in my bathroom practicing New York reloads in the mirror
>toss my .22 PPK on the sink
>reach in my kangaroo pouch to grab my derringer
>grab it too hard and fire a round that shatters my fucking toilet bowl

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground

Fith time
>tinder date comes over
>see my .38 spl on my nightstand
>oWo what this anon
>spin the cylinder and slam fire a xrteme defender round through my gaming rig

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
> pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend comes over really excited to see my new shockwave
> I try to flip it in the air to catch it like a bowling pin
>forget I have mini shell chambered, catch it with finger in trigger well
>blow a small hole clean through my refrigerator
>destroys all my Mike’s hard

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot
from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Ninth time
>watching taxi driver
>grab my night stand gun to rehearse the mirror scene
>" a man who stood up against the scum… the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is
someone who stood up. Here is.."
>pull my gun from under my shirt while rehearsing the lines, get caught up in the
moment and pull the trigger
>shoot through the TV

Tenth time
>my friend Rodney from the gym comes over to learn how to build an AR-10
>use a bunch of light primer strike rounds to demonstrate cycling
>Rodney tried and apparently one of the rounds was still live

Eleventh time
>Press checking my G43 Robin’s Egg edition
>Somehow I put my G42 mag in there but the round chambered
>goes off for no fucking reason when I release the slide

Twelfth time
>Bojangles drive thru
>Line is super long so I take my R51 out of the holster and start practicing
reloads
>forget to take my finger out of the well
>4th reload I pull the trigger and shoots right into my center console

Thirteenth time
>Just got my NJ complaint PTR-91
>showing my friend how to charge it
>he accidentally chambers a round without my knowledge
>I try to show him the trigger reset and it shoots through my kitchen aid juicer

Fourteenth time
>thanksgiving dinner with the family
>start talking to my little cousin about CoD guns
>run upstairs to grab my desert eagle
>pull it from pouch in my gun safe
>goes off through floor into guest bedroom bathroom

Fifteenth time
>at court to dispute a speeding ticket
>ankle carrying a judge in .410
>hit leg super hard on the wall
>goes off
>misses ankle but goes straight down into first floor
>have to go back to court next week

Sixteenth time
>just installed echo trigger on my new .458 socom AR
>doing dry fire drills during commercial breaks
>get up to grab some black rifle co coffee
>come back to practice more
>shoot two holes through my fucking TV
Seventeenth time
>pocket carrying a .25 auto mini pistol
>goes off on its own in dave and busters ticket redemption line
>absolute mayhem
>visiting from out of town so i don’t get caught
Eighteenth time
>open carrying a black powder rifle in walmart
>frizzen gets caught on a shelf
>goes off
>everyone in the world hears it
>some guy on a horse screaming about redcoats outside
Nineteenth time
>cousins 18th birthday
>get him a SCAR since he loves fortnite

Twentieth time
>israeli carrying my rock island armory 1911
>somehow goes off in grocery store
>hits my ankle gun which is also a rock island armory 1911
>also goes off
Twenty-first time
>taking my new mosin to range
>accidentally drop barrel down
>bayonet gets stuck in the floor
>try to get it out before someone notices and pull trigger
>banned me and threw my mosin in the garbage
Twenty-second time
>at range
>finally got my new silencerco silencer
>have my girlfriend hold the gun while i screw it on
>she pulls the trigger
>almost blows my hand off
>not even that quiet
Twenty-third
>back from long day of clay shooting
>go to throw shotgun on the couch
>miss
>drop fires
>blows a hole in my wife’s new loveseat