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April 21

Can’t take
it anymore!
With all this shut-down stuff, Lee
Murch could no longer wait for
a trip to the barbershop, so his
son Preston was happy to help
out. A clip-clip here, and a buzz-
buzz there and Lee felt like a
new man! There’s a bunch of us
getting pretty shaggy these days
waiting (and getting impatient at
that) for Glasgow and the rest of
Montana to get back to normal.
Governor Steve Bullock, who has
been dragging his feet for over a
week now since President Trump
gave the green light for Montana
to open back up with phase 1 last
Friday, was expected to unveil
his plan today at noon. A headline
from Townhall.com: “MT Senate:
Gov. Bullock Fundraises with
Kamala Harris While Montanans
Wait for Plans to Reopen State”...
Yep, Bullock was schmoozing
with the San Francisco law maker
via online meeting Tuesday night
while Montanans are waiting to
get back on track. Oh the irony,
Where’s his priorities?

Hey Preston, in case this thing

drags on, still got those clippers
handy? Me and Sanchez are in
dire need!
 Community Outreach
Relief Program T-Bone
Bank of Bridger Family of Banks
cares about the communities we
serve. So we are putting our
Says...
money in the mouths of our com-
munities. We will match dollar for It’s like being 16 again. Gas is
dollar donations up to $6,000 to
be split equally between food cheap and I/m grounded.
banks or DSVS in the 12 commu-
nities we serve. If you would like
to donate, please make your Cops these days be like: Come out with your
non-tax deductible donation payable to hands washed! And the cops want you to know that
Community Outreach Relief Program. running from them is not social distancing.
Deposits can be accepted at any of our 12 locations
through April 2020.
Investing in our Communities,
Question: What’s the difference betwen Wuhan
investing in YOU. and Las Vegas?
Answer: What happens in Vegas, stays in
Vegas.
50% chance of
rain tomorrow
Anyone else’s car getting three weeks to the
gallon at the moment?

Tonight: A 40 percent chance of showers, mainly after 1am. I checked it out this morning, tonight’s
Increasing clouds, with a low around 45. West northwest
Powerball is up to a 24 pack of Charmin.
wind 6 to 15 mph becoming north northeast in the evening.
Winds could gust as high as 21 mph.
Thursday: A 50 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy,
Hey — when two meth heads start goin’ out...
with a high near 63. North northwest wind 10 to 18 mph. would you say they’re speed dating? Or are thy just
Thursday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 35. North plain methin’ around? Oh! And by the way... do you
northwest wind 12 to 17 mph decreasing to 6 to 11 mph after remember when? Don’t meth with the Bobcats!
midnight.
Friday: A 40 percent chance of showers after noon. Partly Hormel made their first batch of SPAM in
sunny, with a high near 63. West northwest wind 5 to 13 1937. The company has just announced that due to
mph. hoarding by consumers, they are going to make a
Friday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 36. Northwest second batch.
wind 6 to 13 mph.
Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 66. Northwest
Quarantine Day 20: Today I melted an ice
wind 5 to 9 mph becoming southwest in the afternoon.
cube with my mind just by staring at it. It took a
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 45. lot longer than I thought it would.
Southeast wind 9 to 11 mph.
Sunday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 71. South Just seen a burgler kickin’ his own door in. I
southeast wind 9 to 14 mph becoming west 15 to 20 mph in
the afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph.
asked him, “Hey dude, whatcha doin?”
He said, “Working from home!”
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 42. West
wind 13 to 18 mph decreasing to 6 to 11 mph after midnight.
Winds could gust as high as 28 mph. And just like that having a mask, rubber gloves,
Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 70. West wind duct tape and plasting sheeting in your trunk is okay.
7 to 12 mph increasing to 13 to 18 mph in the afternoon.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 67. We need to change who is in charge

Reel Life Wisdom

of this crisis. Three phone calls and
Radar could’ve had masks, gloves,
“People no longer care about their civil liberties. They ventilators, PPE, 12-year-old
care about their standard of life.” ~ Charlotte Rampling in scotch, Rocky Road ice cream and
Assasin’s Creed (2016) grape flavored Nehi soda.
 BUZZIFIEDS
FOR SALE: 2012 Yamaha 1700 Roadstar. Lots of extras and in excellent
shape. 7,600 miles. $7,000. Also a 1998 Jayco 35 ft. bumper-pull camp
trailer. Nice Shape. $5,500 CALL 230-2805
BUZZ
THE SOROPTIMIST THRIFT STORE We are open for business! However,
we will continue to limit the amount of customers to 10 at a time, one person
per household, please, for the safety of our customers and our staff. Thank
you for your cooperation. Store hours are Monday thru Friday 10 a.m. to
4 p.m. Closed on Saturdays until further notice. BY THE ORDER OF THE
HEALTH DEPARTMENT WE CANNOT ACCEPT ANY DONATIONS AT
THIS TIME.
BUZZ
APT. FOR RENT. 925 sf, 2 bdrm, 1 1/2 bth townhome apt. City of Glasgow.
Cozy. Good neighbors. Sm pets OK. Laundry room in unit. $595/month.
360-750-6746
BUZZ
TOWN OF NASHUA is accepting applications for a part-time Public
Works Assistant. Duties include the operation, maintenance, repair and
construction of Town utilities, cemetery, streets, parks, and other public
works projects. Salary $12.75, 20 hrs./week To apply for this position,
apply online at Montana Job Service, or Mail application to: Town of
Nashua PO Box 47 Nashua, MT 59248
BUZZ
HI-LINE FORD OPENING: Automotive Service Technician. Ford training
is preferred, but not mandatory to apply. All levels of skill and ability will
be considered. Will be diagnosing, adjusting, repairing and overhauling
vehicles. Hours of work will be 8 am to 5 pm M - F. Pay DOE and training
level. Employer does provide a full benefit plan, including health and dental
insurance, 401K and paid time off. TO APPLY CALL NORM OR JR AT
THE DEALERSHIP (406) 228- 2141, OR STOP AT HI-LINE FORD, 54319
HWY 2 EAST, GLASGOW, MT 59230
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY HEALTH DEPARTMENT OPENING: Public Health
Director/Administrator. Directs the provision of community health services
in Valley County and surrounding counties as dictated by individual grants.
The administrator ensures that the vision of the department is realized
by mobilizing the community and soliciting needed resources. For full
job description or if interested, email tlong@valleycountymt.gov for an
application. Mail completed application and resume to the Valley
County Commissioners 501 Court Sq. Box 1 Glasgow, MT 59230 or
email to vccommissioners@valleycountymt.gov.
BUZZ
RUNDLE SUITES IS HIRING! housekeeper with organization and
laundress skills. REPLY RUNDLERESUME@GMAIL.COM
EQUIPMENT
FOR SALE!
High & Heavy Hitter Post Pounder (Includes Spare Tire)
Asking: $15,000
Great Plains No Till Drill 1006NT-1575, Series 2,
11ft 15 Row 7.5” Spacing
Asking: $25,000
Case Tractor 35 B (30 HP) (38 Hours)
Asking: $17,500 for the Lot
Included Attachments:
• General Tiller - PTO Driven, 6ft (or asking $2,000 alone)
• King Kutter Professional - Tandem Disc, 6ft (or $1,200 alone)
Call Gene at 406-263-2325 Or Jeff at 406-263-5333
Email: vccdmt20@gmail.com
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY ROAD DEPARTMENT JOB OPENING: for remote
blade operator/truck driver for Lustre area. Employee must live in the
Lustre area and work remotely from their residence. This job is full time with
benefits and 4 ten hour a day work week with possible emergency work may
have to be performed on the weekends. Employee must be self-motivated
and self-driven and be able to obtain a CDL License within three months of
hire. Wage an benefits can be discussed with the road superintendent Todd
Young at the Valley County Road Department. Applications may be picked
up at the Valley County Road Department 54146 Hwy 2 West, Glasgow,
MT. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY CALL TODD YOUNG
AT 406-263-1477 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now taking applicants for a permanent
Housekeeping position. The Housekeeping Aide provides cleaning
services to provide a safe, sanitary, comfortable and homelike environment
for residents, staff and the public. In addition, this position offers cross
training into the role as Laundry Aid. We are offering competitive wage
for 32-40 hours a week. APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE IN OUR
ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now accepting applicants for an Activities Aide.
Activities Aide will assist in the therapeutic activities designed to meet the
interests and enhance the functional abilities and self-esteem of each
resident. PLEASE VISIT OUR ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT FOR
AN APPLICATION.
BUZZ
WANT A REWARDING CAREER? Come work at Milk River Inc. as a Direct
Support Specialist. We monitor adults with development disabilities. Looking
for motivated caring people. STOP BY MILK RIVER ACTIVITY CENTER
FOR MORE INFORMATION AND AN APPLICATION.
North Valley County Water/Sewer District
ANNOUNCEMENT
Friday the 24th and Saturday the 25th of April at 6 pm… A “call in”
line - conference call will be available to all St. Marie residents and the
interested public. This service is provided free by Nemont telco.
The board of directors will hold an open meeting to release all activity
taken place during the virus lockdown and emergency situation that was
handled related to water and sewer service in St. Marie.
1. The call in phone number is 783-5199 and the participation code
is 520988
2. After all have called into the conference bridge “participants must
place their phone on mute”
3. The board will release all current information and layout the
agenda for discussion.
4. Each call in participant will be allowed 3 minutes for their comment
or questions so that all will have an opportunity to address their
concerns. One by one take your phone off of mute and talk.
5. We will go around to all call in participants one time and if there is
more interest, do it again.
“Please read these instructions carefully”
And follow the format so that all may participate
If you just wish to listen, do so but leave your phone on mute so
background noise is eliminated.
Valley County Commissioners use this tool to conduct their meetings
during the virus lockdown. This will comply with the Sunshine Law.
Thank you Commissioner John Fahlgren for your help.
Nick Chiechi - President
North Valley County Water/Sewer District
 We also have A heartfelt thank you to the
CBDistillery Products Glasgow Community, for the
Full Spectrum,
Broad Spectrum & Isolates generous show of appreciation.
Also good Gummies!
DO NOT NEED CARD The goodie bags were awesome.
FOR CBD PRODUCTS!
We love and do our jobs for the kids.
OPEN
M / W / F • 10am-6pm Thank you,
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Alarming Report Suggests Americans

Can’t Go Much Longer Without Jobs
And Haircuts Before Becoming Hippies
The full effects of keeping the country shut down
for such a long period of time are yet unknown, but a
new report suggests that if the shutdown lasts much
longer, disaster is looming.
“Just look at the facts,” said social scientist Dr.
Bradford Quinn, the author of the report. “People are
home without work and unable to get haircuts. If people
are lazy for that length of time and with hair that long,
that only results in one thing: hippies.”
Hippies were a blight on this nation that arose in the
1960s but were mainly wiped out by the industriousness
and economic growth of the 1980s. But with the
economy completely shut down, data now shows they
could rise again, and many Americans are at risk of
becoming hippies right now and don’t even know it.
Quinn listed a number of indicators that you could
be turning into a hippie:
• Laziness
• Confused thought Ole & Lena went to a lawyer to see about getting a divorce.
• Whiny speech patterns “How old are you folks?” asked the lawyer.
• Long, unkempt hair “Vell, I’m 97 and Lena is 94,” said Ole.
• Not being able to remember the last time you “How come you are getting a divorce now?”
showered or changed your clothes Said Ole: “Ve vanted to vait till all da kids vere dead.”
• Every time you speak, people punch you and shout,
“Shut up, hippie!”
There is a known cure for being a hippie, but
obtaining the cure is a problem at the moment.
“The cure is to cut your hair and get a job,”
explained Quinn. “But with the country shut down,
the cure is inaccessible. At some point, the country
is going to have to ask itself: Would we rather die Custom Carpentry •Roofing Repairs •Windows •Doors •Kitchens •Baths
or become a bunch of hippies? I think the answer is Call Shawn Beard • 230-1025
pretty obvious.” ~ Babylon Bee Email: beardhi@gmail.com • Licensed & insured • Free Estimates
 Thanks for Listening Security Act. The Bill wants, specifically, Country of
Origin labeling on all pharmaceuticals. This bill, again
Bring Back Manufacturing in American, says bring back manufacturing and
M.A.G.A..
From China Oh, and China could nationalize all American
Looks like bringing back companies now in China and hold them for ransom,
manufacturing to America is a very much like Mexico can do to American companies
double-edged sword. Especially who make Mexico their home.
in the pharmaceutical industry. See, On the up-side, bringing back manufacturing
Community Outreach
China manufactures 95% of our ibuprofen’s, 70% of all would produce many thousands of jobs (mostly going
acetaminophen’s and 40% of all our penicillin’s along to illegal immigrants I suppose), more tax revenue,
with over 1500 other medications. They also produce better quality control of drugs but longer testing times
most of our generic drugs. Relief Program
on crucially important but untested drugs. Some testing
What would happen to the cost of generic drugs can take five years or more!
if they were manufactured in the United States Bank and of Bridger
House RepublicanFamily of Banks
Elise Stefanik of New York who
regulated by the FDA? Well, mostly I would say the cost is co-sponsor of the Gallagher bills said that while some
would be higher but I would also say that the cares
quality about
Democratsthe want communities
to work on these bills inwe a bipartisan
serve. So we are putting our left.” She
would most likely be better and safer....I mean...who fashion “they have faced ridicule by the far
knows what the ChiCom’s are putting in our drugs? I added, “Democrats can choose to side with the Chinese
money
would rather be killed by a drug made in America than in the mouths
Communist Party or theyof canour choose com-
to work in a
a drug made in China, wouldn’t you? munities. Wefashion.
bipartisan will ” match
You Go, Girl!dollar
Yikes, didfor I really say
Ever since Nixon “opened China” for us to trade that?
with and do honest business with the ChiComs dollar
haven’t donations
Gallagher gave upa to $6,000
parting shot to our to all-time
been too forthright in their dealings and de-railings favorite Far-Left Progressive Demoncrat, Nasty Nancy
be split equally between food
with our milquetoastified Congress. Seems we give and Pelosi saying, “If Pelosi is being responsible – and
they take. China has stolen thousands ofbanks American or DSVS
that’s a big if –in she the 12 commu-
will consider a variety of pieces of
inventions that we’re stupid enough to send to them for legislation....and consider holding the ChiCom Party
nities we serve. If you would like
manufacturing and then they made them their own. accountable.”
How many music CD’s and DVD’s have they pirated to donate,
Oh and please
this just in:make
the Mayoryour of Elizabeth, New
over the 40 years or so that we have stupidly trusted Jersey, J. Christian Bollwage is deploying a Chinese
themnon-tax deductible
to do the right thing? More than justdonation payable
a few I would company’s to to help police people who are
drones
guess. violating social distancing. Fines go as high as $1,000!!
Now, Community
it seems, there areOutreach Relief
some Republicans in Program.
IS AMERICA GREAT OR WHAT?!
the U.S. House of Representatives who want to make That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
Deposits
changes and can bebeing
they’re accepted
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few any
fearlessof our~ 12 Virgillocations
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Democrats who are weathering scorn and ridicule from
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“Progressive Far 2020. Party members.
Left” Democrat
You know who they are!
nvesting
Mikein Gallagher,
our Communities,
House Republican from
Wisconsin, six other Republicans and three Democrats
haveinvesting in 1)
sponsored two bills. YOU.
The Medical Supply Chain
Bank of Bridger Family of Banks is pleased to announce
Security Act and, 2) the Protecting Our Pharmaceutical that Bank of Glasgow assisted the Small Businesses in our
Supply Chain Act. Liz Cheney (R., Wyo.) told the community with 23 Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) loans
Washington Free Beacon, “there is bipartisan support for a total of $3,061,200.00. Statistically, these proceeds will
for repatriating supply chains in the House.” Both bills travel though our communities seven times. The economic
impact to Glasgow is $21,428,400.00.
speak American, saying...Bring back our manufacturing Overall, our Family of Banks processed a total of 301 PPP
and “Make America Great Again.” loans totaling $23,915,200.00. The economic impact this has
Another House Rep,Michael Waltz (with some to our market footprint is $167,406,400.00.
bipartisan support) has sponsored the House version of We are beyond pleased that we could serve so
many small businesses in our communities.
the Strengthening Americas Supply Chain and National