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Some of the most popular pages at USADEEPSOUTH.COM are those containing long
lists of southern expressions. As Mark Twain once wrote: "Southerners talk music!" Yes,
indeed, there's no "language" more musical. Send us your best. We'll post here so
everyone can enjoy.
My grandparents from West Virginia have some colorful expressions I didn't see here.
Thought I would send them to you for consideration.
~~"I wouldn't spit in his ass if his guts was on far (fire)!" Meaning: I don't care for that
person.
~~"Don't go gittin above yer raisin'." Meaning: Don't act higher socially than you are.
~~"Crooked as dog's hind leg." Describing: A person who is crooked or deceitful.
~~This one might be a little too "risque" to include, but I thought I would send it anyway
as my late grandmother used to say this when she was mad or frustrated: "Sh*t far (fire)
and save the matches!"
1) Don't that just take the rag off the bush?! (This translates into "doesn't that just apall
you, or disgust you?" I finally asked my mother how it came about. She said that when
she was young, people dried clothes on hedges/bushes, and if someone took some of your
clothing, it was disgusting.)
2) That was a "water haul." (This is used when you run an errand and come up empty
handed, such as a dry run. Again, I asked my mother where this saying came from. She
explained it was when you went fishing and came back with nothing but a bucket of
water - a "water haul.")
And more!
These are just the ones that came to mind. There are SO MANY MORE...
"I really enjoy your web-site! The other day an elderly neighbor was telling me about a
promise her daughter made to take her shopping 'next week'. Miss Laura said, 'If
promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.'"
K.SNana writes:
~~ Good Heavenly Days! - means "Gosh, that's amazing," or "Can you believe that?"
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Kim T. from Tennessee e-mailed some great expressions. These are a few of his
favorites:
~~"Happier than ol' Blue layin on the porch chewin on a big ol' caitfish head"
~~"I feel like I been 'et by a wolf and sh** over a cliff" ('parently feels pretty bad)
~~"Grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater"
~~"Well, you'll have that..." (Seems to go well when there really ain't a good answer.)
~~"Well, you know what grandpa used to say..." (Again, goes best when there really ain't
no answer, and DEFINITELY shouldn't be completed with anything...that makes sense
anyway.)
~~"Bout as useful as a screendoor on a submarine"
~~"deader an a doornail"
~~"(__________) could fall into a barrel of sh** and come out smelling like a rose; me, I
could fall into a barrel of titties and come out sucking my thumb." (Obviously someone
who has no luck at all.)
~~"I'll whup you so bad you'll hollar 'ya'll stop' and it'll be just me."
~~"Keep it up and I'll cancel your birth certificate." (kill ya)
~~"He's as happy as if he had good sense."
About a politician he didn't like, he'd say: “If brains was grease, he couldn't slick the head
of a pin.”
I came upon your website by accident and was reminded of Lucille, our maid, a lovely
and dignified black lady from Knoxville, Tennessee. She lived with our family in our
home in Southern California when my brother and I were growing up in the 50's and
early 60's.
She'd say:
"I wasn't sittin' on the bedpost." ("I don't know their private business.")
"I'd clap my ninnies if I could!" ("Congratulations to you," said while pushing her ample
breasts up, a hand on the underside of each one.)
"The land of milk & honey..." (Her reference to "Heaven" -- this image intrigued me as a
child.)
"Here are two expressions my mama used to say -- 'She's about as mean as a bull fighting
a bear.' And 'He's so rich, he buys a new boat each time his other one gets wet.'"
[Note from Ye Editor: (cough, cough) I believe this gentleman is not completely familiar
with the South -- but we DO have a sense of humor!]
"I love your website. I'm a midwesterner myself, but lived down in Jonesboro, GA a few
years ago while working on a movie and fell in love with the rich colloquialisms of the
South. Here are a few of my favorites that I didn't see on your site."
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'! (Don't lie to me.)
Well, slap my head and call me silly! (Well, I'll be damned!)
If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug.
He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!
You're lyin' like a no-legged dog!
Excuses are like behinds. Everybody's got one and they all stink.
Is a pig's rump made of pork?
He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams. (Miserly)
Deep in the South where sushi is still called bait.
From Southernjoy comes this addition to the USADEEPSOUTH list of expressions:
G - girls
R - raised
I - in
T - the
S - South
More to come.................Southernjoy"
"I have read your collection of Southern Say'ins with much amusement. My late
Grandmother Kathrine was born and raised in South Alabama. Among her many colorful
say'ins are two that you might like.
Like I said, Kathrine was colorful. Thank you for your time, and keep up the great work."
Warner Sizemore writes: "My Dad use to threaten (back in East Tennessee), 'I am going
to jerk a knot in your tail.'"
“I’m so hungry I could eat the ass out of a leather duck” (The man's hungry!)
“I’m going to go hunting if it hair-lips the world” (He's going to do what he wants,
regardless of the consequences.)
“He’s a little bit BAPISH.” (BAP stands for Big Ass Pete which means you like to look
like you’re rich, but really don’t have a lot of money. So, if you’re BAPISH, well, you
understand.)
“It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table” (Very cold!)
Another one my Father used to say when we were kids (and which my mother was not
too fond of): "Happy As A Dead Pig In the Sunshine."
Lynne Smith writes: "Just thought I would send a few expressions I’ve grown up hearing
in East Tennessee--Anderson County to be exact."
-You can’t tell nobody nothing that aint ever been nowhere !
-You don’t know dip sh** from apple butter!
-Me-n-you are gonna mix. (Get into a ruckus.)
-It’s hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
-You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
-She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could've stayed home!
Janie Givens Miller, raised in the Mississippi Delta, sends this: "When something is none
of your business, we say, 'none of your business, cornbread and shoe tacks.' We said that
in my childhood."
Janie adds: "When my husband and I lived in Oregon back in 1976-80, I worked at Lewis
and Clark Law School in Portland. The then United States Attorney General, Griffin Bell,
came to Lewis and Clark to speak to the students. The speech was recorded on tape and
given to the Dean's secretary to transcribe. I was working as a word processor there, and
one day the Dean's secretary called me and said, "Janie, would you please come up here
and help me decipher this tape that I am transcribing of Griffin Bell's speech." I
proceeded to go help her. Bell had a very, very, slow, slow Southern drawl, and the
secretary could not understand what he was saying. But I, even though I was a native
Southerner, had a little bit of difficulty helping her as his speech was hard for me to
understand too -- but we got through it. This was the first time ever (and maybe the last)
that I have been asked to translate 'Southern language'."
Hello, I'm Justin Cartee from Atlanta, Georgia, and my grandfather is from Metter,
Georgia. Down there they would say, "Don't let the bear get'cha." Meaning 'don't quit' or
'give up.' They would say that to my daddy when he was working down there one
summer building a house in the extreme heat.
I live in southeast Virginia, and today I heard an old lady talking about one of my
neighbors who is very homely looking. Well, the old lady said my neighbor looked like
"DEATH SUCKING A SPONGE." First time I have ever heard that one.
Judy East writes to us:
Here's a southern expression we used in southwest Virginia when I was growing up to
indicate somebody was telling a "tall tale" or lie: That dog won't hunt.
When somebody was drunk, he was higher than a kite.
When a tire was flat, it was flatter than a flitter. (whatever that is)
When you felt inappropriately dressed or your hair is messy, you felt like a hinkle. (what
is it? my sister and I still laugh because she said it in front of some judges that she
worked for without realizing what she was saying, out of habit.) One day at a restaurant I
saw what I thought might be a hinkle, it was an overweight lady in bib overalls (no
undershirt or bra), lots of tattoos!
When somebody was slow to catch on to what you were saying, he wasn't hooked up
right. Either that or he didn't have the sense God gave a goose.
A woman who thought too much of herself was said to be high falutin.