SAINT

PIXIE'S
TEEN
GAME

WHO AM I?
My name is Lucas, and I am
only 15 years old, and I've
been doing 'game' since I was
about 9 years old.
I know what you are thinking,
“NINE?!” Yes, nine. Now that's
not to say that I am an
authority on this subject,
because, by all means, I am
not. What I am though, is
someone who knows, really
knows what is going through
your head when you read all
the 'game' literature out
there.
What that is, is “HOW DOES
THIS APPLY TO ME? I'M A
TEENAGER!” Correct? I
thought so.
Before I answer that question,
and the rest of the questions
surrounding teen game, I feel
that it is necessary for you to
know some about me, and my
evolution as a pickup artist.
This story goes all the way
back to my earliest memory
– following the girl I liked
when I was three years old.
Yup, that's right, I went
were no other toddler had
gone; I liked girls at 3.
I was always a sensitive
guy; probably spouting from
my extensive soap opera
watching with my mom as a
baby, and I distinctly
remember crying about a
girl when I was four years
old. Her name was Emily,
and I liked her, a lot. We
were best friends and did
everything together. My
most recent memory of her
is when she called me over,
I complied, and she kissed
me. Best. Day. Ever.
I, at the age of 5, moved to
Washington state, and got
every girl in the entire class
to like me; not an east feat
at age 5. Though, I was still
not satisfied, I needed a
method, a guidebook for
getting girls to like me.
At age 7, I began writing a
book. I titled it “Girls”, it
comprised of a few short
paragraphs and one, very
extensive, flow chart, with
percent chances of different
outcomes based on different
conditions. I was miles ahead
of my classmates.
But in a second I went back to
Zero.
At 9 I moved to England.
Everything was completely
different. It was no longer fart
jokes, and rugrats. It was
“Let's make fun of the
American!”... me.
The grade was 5, the feeling
was shit. I had 3 friends, and
had been rejected by 3 girls.
This is when my dad, in his
wisdom, turned me on to a
man, you may have heard
of him; David Di Angelo. I
consumed his emails as fast
as I consumed chocolate
(which is a lot.) I learned
cocky + funny and came
back to school in 6th grade
with a new heir about me.
The first half of sixth grade
was my golden time; I
systematically got every girl
in my class to “fancy” me. I
turned down two, at the
time, very attractive, girls.
I just wanted to prove to
myself that I could do it:
get the hottest, most
popular girl in the entire
school. None of my friends
thought I could do it. I
assured them that I knew
what I was doing.
I went over to her house one
night, it was a Monday, to “ask
for help with homework.”
Which crudely translates to
“I've come to game you.” That
night I could feel it was on.
I went back that Wednesday
to finish the job. She had had
a boyfriend this entire time,
so I could not ask her out;
although, I could have her
dump her boyfriend.
And so, that Thursday, a mere
3 days after starting gaming
her, I had gotten the hottest
girl in the school.
I then moved back to
America and had to re-
adjust to American humor
and girls. It took about half
a year and I was back to 6th
grade me.
I started at my current
school in 7th grade and near
instantly had 13 / 28 girls in
the grade liking me.
I rode through 7th and 8th
grades with little trouble.
Helping friends with girl
problems when needed,
dated a few girls, et c.
Then came my prime so far.
The single greatest experience
of my life.
A summer program in New
Hampshire at a very
prestigious school. There, my
game exploded!
I had girls opening me!
I had people yelling “Hey,
Lucas!” and not knowing who
they were!
I had so much social value, I
could start walking alone from
my dorm to the cafeteria, and
by the time I got there, I
would have over 20 people
around me.
I took this experience and
began learning from it,
developing theories from it,
and most of all, began craving
more because of it. I started
reading every piece of
legitimate pick up literature I
could find. I began teaching
officially at the beginning of
freshman year, last year.
(My personal success ratio
is sickening, and I will not
publish it, send me a
personal email or message
if you really want to know
it.)
Still, after reading all the
'game' books, one question
remained in my head,
unanswered: “How do any
of these books help me? A
teenager!”
I sought out to answer that,
and other related
questions. This is the
manifest of my teen game
knowledge; these are the
answers.
TEEN GIRLS
What is it that makes teen
girls so much different from
the older girls (you know,
the ones that every other
pick-up instructor teaches
about)?
THEIR AGE

Now, take a second and let
this soak in. Okay, are we
good?
As the infamous Mystery says
so often “Fully socialized
girls...” There! That's it! That
is the only difference; older
girls are “fully socialized”
Now, what does that mean?
It means that older girls have
been hit on thousands and
thousands of times, they know
not to like nice guys, they
know what they find
attractive, they know the
difference between cute and
hot, they know that they have
to give or they wont get, they
know the game.
The only thing separating girls
our age from those generally
taught about is their
socialization level.
Most girls our age; however,
are not “fully socialized,”
they are “barely socialized.”
They have been hit on maybe
a hundred or two times, not
a several thousand. They do
not know many of the
things listed above. This is
our gift, and our burden.
Since most girls our age are
“barely socialized,” they
usually fall under two
categories; prudes, and
purds.
Prudes are girls
characterized by an
extreme concern for
decorum, and are
perceived as being more
uncomfortable than most
with sexuality, nudity, drug
use, alcohol, and mischief.
Purds, on the other hand,
are characterized by an
excess enjoyment of sexual
activities.
Now, I am not saying that
every girl you meet your
age will either love or hate
sexual things, but they will
fall on or between these
two extremes, this can be
seen on a simple gradient
scale (one may refer to girls
on the far 'Prude' side as P0s
and girls on the far 'Purd' side
as P10s, with P5s in the
middle.)
Picking Up girls whom are
close to the center of this
Prude/Purd scale will be
similar to picking up a fully
socialized girl.
This is all new material to all
of you I am sure, and so far it
must seem that I have only
inspired more questions, not
answered already existing
one, but have patience.
Now that we have a base
understanding of what
separates girls our age from
older girls, we can begin to
see why all those 'methods'
and 'models' do not work
the way they should – they
were not designed for us.
So all we need now is a new
model. Simple right?
Eh, not so much...
First, we need a
system of determining
whether a girl is a
Prude, or a Purd, or
where in between the
two she is.
Second, we need a specific
method for picking up each
type of girl.
Teen Game I
Determining
Prude or
Purd
The only way to get a
teenage girl is to first
determine if she is more of
a Prude, or more of a Purd.
Anytime a meet a girl, I
have to be able to quickly
figure out if she is a Prude or
a Purd. I have to do this
quickly because if it takes an
hour, I will be so far in that I
wont be able to adapt my
game and get her. Make sense?
So how do I do it? Well, to be
honest, it's more of intuition –
how touchy she is; if she talks
about guys a lot; the clothes
she wears; if shes had a
boyfriend before; if she has
kissed anyone before; how
many times? Et c.
So for me it happens very
similarly making an opinion
about someone's personality;
it just happens as you talk to
them.
Alas! I cannot teach intuition,
and so I have developed some
formulas and methods for you!
(Got you all kind of scared
there for a minute, thinking I
wasn't going to teach you.
HA!)
Formula 1 :
The General Idea
# of people she has kissed/
# of past boyfriends
If the result is below 1
(meaning she has had more
boyfriends than people she
has kissed) she is more of a
Prude, and if the result is
greater than 1 (meaning
she has had less boyfriends
than people she has kissed)
she is more of a Purd.
Formula 2 :
The Specific Idea
# of switches/ # of people
she has kissed
Switch : the act of changing
whom one is kissing; for
example, kissing Bob, then
John, is one switch; while
kissing Bob, then John,
then Bob, then Adam, is 3
switches.
If the result is below 1
(meaning she has a greater
number of people whom she
has kissed than switches) she
is more of a Prude, and if the
result is greater than 1
(meaning she has a greater
number of switches than
people whom she has kissed)
she is more of a Purd.

This formula lets one know

how long the girl in question
likes someone for, and how
decisive she is.

Make sure that when a girl

tells you how many people she
has kissed, she includes
mistakes, dares, and girls.
The bad part about the
previous two formulae is that
one cannot gather this
information until he has
known the girl for around an
hour.
So how does one determine
whether a girl is a Prude or
Purd if one has not known her
for a long period of time?
The Quick Analysis
It comes down to three
main categories : attitude,
company, and outfit (not in
order of importance). To
determine a girl's
Prude/Purd level, a
Venusian artist may quickly
analyze the girl's traits in
the three areas above.
Below are lists of questions
one might ask himself when
analyzing a girl.

Attitude
Is she loud? (Purd)
Is she respectful, and
respectable?(Prude)
Is she drawing a lot of
attention to herself? (Purd)
Is she acting as if she is better
than all others?(Purd)
Is she keeping to herself and/
or her group of friends?
(Prude)
Company
Is she hanging out with guys?
(Purd)
Is she hanging out with girls
who appear to be Prudes, or
Purds?(Depends on her
company's outfits)
Outfit
Is she covering up/dressing
conservatively?(Prude)
Is her midriff showing?(Trumps
most anything, if this is
showing, there is an 80%
chance she is a Purd,
despite an otherwise Prude
appearance and attitude)
Is she wearing a low cut
tang top/shirt?(Purd)
Is she wearing a short skirt?
(Purd)
Is she wearing full length
pants/jeans?(Prude)
Keep in mind
A girl's Prude/Purd level is
not determined by one or
two of these questions;
however, it is determined
by clusters of these. Similar
to IOIs, and expressions
through body language,
Prude/Purd Indicators, or
PPIs, must be observed in
groups of 3 or more.
For example, a girl may be
loud, keeping to her group
of friends, and hanging out
with all girls, and she is
probably just a immature
Prude, who has never been
kissed, and is just now
becoming attractive.