The Virgin Activist
Is "fighting" for
equality and
freedom
The victim of
terror attacks
Uses hood and
bandana to hide
Gets labeled a identity
terrorist for
slapping a fascist
Convinces
absolutely no one
Constantly talks to join them
about eating the
rich and tearing
down walls s Refuses to actually
doesn't do shit use weapons, just
throws milkshakes
The Chad Street Preacher
Doesn't even Fighting to free his People start
know what a people from the listening to him out
terror attack is "ePtilian android army of pity only to join in
his ramblings
Always on the
move to enlighten
more people
Shouts his name
and address, gives
no shits
Constantly rams his
car into government
Only half his buildings
sentences are
even coherent