1. I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.

2. We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.


3. How was the math test?


4. The body may perhaps compensates for the loss of a true metaphysics.


5. When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand. I still remember it quite

vividly.




6. Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re

in a better frame of mind.


7. Don't step on the broken glass.


8. Mary plays the piano.


9. Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he’s happy about it?


10. If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy had babies would they take your teeth and leave

chocolate for you?


 


11. Where do random thoughts come from?


12. The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.


13. I checked to make sure that he was still alive.


14. I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.




15. There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.


16. Should we start class now, or should we wait for everyone to get here?


17. It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.


18. Rock music approaches at high velocity.


19. The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.




20. We have a lot of rain in June.


21. Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.


22. The mysterious diary records the voice.


23. She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't read it.


24. I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.




25. Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.


26. Let me help you with your baggage.


27. The river stole the gods.


28. If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.


29. Abstraction is often one floor above you.




30. The book is in front of the table.


31. Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.


32. We need to rent a room for our party.


33. Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.


34. I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn… I just got older.




35. A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.


36. She was too short to see over the fence.


37. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.


38. Christmas is coming.


39. If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it

sounds.




40. The shooter says goodbye to his love.


41. She advised him to come back at once.


42. This is a Japanese doll.


43. The old apple revels in its authority.


44. Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.




45. What was the person thinking when they discovered cow’s milk was fine for human

consumption… and why did they do it in the first place!?


46. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.


47. They got there early, and they got really good seats.


48. Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.


49. She folded her handkerchief neatly.




50. Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.


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