Phoebe entra (toca)

Phoebe: Hi
Joey: Oh good are you here. Oh Pheebs listen ummm sit down i got something I want to say.
Phoebe: oh right (se sienta)
Joey: It's a scary world out there especially for a single mom and I always felt that you and I
have a special bond so Phoebe Buffay will you marry me?
Phoebe: Emocionada

Monica: Oh my god! Joey!!!

Phoebe: Oh yeah I marry you.
Monica: You can't marry him.
Phoebe: Hey lady your days over. It's my turn.
Monica: Phoebe!!!
Joey: Why can't you marry me?
Phoebe: I can and I will. (lo besa)
Monica: She is not pregnant. Its Rachel, Rachel is the one who's pregnant. Okey?
Joey: Oh my god!
Phoebe: Hey!!!!
Monica: Phoebe, He will notice when you didn't have a baby in nine months!
Phoebe: Its Joey!!
Joey mira Phoebe. (I love you)
Joey: I can't believe it! Rachel is pregnant? Who’s the father?
Phoebe: We don’t know.
Joey: Ohhh (recordando) I wonder if it's that dude.
Monica: There is a dude?
Joey: Yes
Phoebe: Who is?
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel. I didn't see who it was but …
(se va a buscar el sweeter)

Phoebe: Is the story over? (se lo dice a monica)

(Van a buscar a Joey)

Joey: the guy left this

Phoebe: Oh my god! I know who is the father (se entra)
Monica: People have got to finish their stories. (entran)

Entra Rachel

Monica: Hey, how's it go?

Joey: yeah, what Tag say?
Rachel: Tag is not the father. And Joey knows now?
Joey: I do Rach, I do and I am so happy for you.
Rachel: Ohhh, and you didn't even try to unhook my bra?
Monica: So, are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
Rachel: No. I will but I'm just not up for it tonight.
Joey: Rach listen no matter what this guy says, you are not gonna be alone in this.
Rachel: I’m not.
Joey: No, listen (le toma la mano), It's a scary world out there especially for a single mom and I
always felt that you and I have a special bond so Rachel Green will you marry me?
Rachel: What?
Monica: What?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Phoebe give me the ring back.
Phoebe: Noooo!
Rachel: Joey, Oh you are so sweet, you are so so sweet honey but I am not, I am not looking
for a husband.
Joey: I understand.
Rachel: Now if you excuse me. I'm to going to go and lie down. (se va)

Phoebe: I can't say that didn't hurt but i'll take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: uhh yeah, Phoebe listen about that…
Phoebe: One of those for salami!
Joey: There you go!

Entra Ross

Ross: I'm gonna put these in some water.

Phoebe: you stole those from these people's wedding?
Ross: No, no I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah they think they can charge me for some
dirty movie and a bag of my sugar nuts they got another thing coming. (toma sus flores y bolso
se va y al irse se da cuenta del suéter)
Hey, my sweater I've been looking for this for like a month.

Phoebe and Monica: Oh my god!!!!

Joey: Oh my god!!!!