Would you rather be
permanently bald or always
have floor-length hair?
Would you rather be poor and
happy or rich and unhappy?
Would you rather love and
not be loved back, or be
loved but never love?
Would you rather go about
your normal day naked or fall
asleep for a year?
Would you rather be a child
or an adult for the rest of
your life?
Would you rather be human
or be immortal?
Would you rather have the
ability to be invisible or have
the ability to be invincible?
Would you rather be a
vampire or a ghost?
Would you rather sing every
word you speak or always
speak in rhymes?
Would you rather always Would you rather always
have a big smile on your face, wear earmuffs or a nose
or always have a big frown? plug?
Would you rather find your
Would you rather be a deep
soul mate or find a billion
sea diver or an astronaut?
dollars?
Would you rather be
Would you rather be able to
gossiped about or never
stop time or fly?
talked about at all?
Would you rather be born
Would you rather be a tree or
with an elephant trunk or a
live in a tree?
giraffe neck?
Would you rather have a Would you rather have legs
missing finger or have an as long as your fingers or
extra toe? fingers as long as your legs?
Would you rather never write
Would you rather kiss a
with a pen or pencil again, or
jellyfish or step on a crab?
never type again?
Would you rather talk in a Would you rather be able to
very deep voice or in a high- fly or have an invisibility
pitched, squeaky voice? cloak?
Would you rather get a tattoo
Would you rather have a pet
on your face, or get metal
tiger or a pet elephant?
spikes in your head?
Would you rather not be
Would you rather eat a small
allowed to wash your hair for
can of cat food or eat 7 whole
a month or to wash your
lemons?
hands for a month?
Would you rather have a little
green piece of spinach stuck
between your front teeth or a
little booger in your nose that
moves when you breathe?
Would you rather lose your
wallet or lose your keys?
Would you rather age only
from the neck up or age only
from the neck down?
Would you rather live in a
home without electricity or in
a home without running
water?
Would you rather know the
date of your death or a cause
of your death?
Would you rather
Would you rather
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Would you rather have to
learn to walk all over again or by 50 duck-sized horses or 1
learn to write all over again?
Would you rather eat ice
cream flavored poop or poop
flavored ice cream?
Would you rather speak all
foreign languages fluently or
be able to talk to animals?
Would you rather drink 1 liter
of ketchup or 1 liter of
mustard?
Would you rather be the
richest person on the planet
or immortal?
Would you rather
Would you rather
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Would you rather be attacked
horse-sized duck?
Would you rather live with
Hitler for 3 years or live with
Saddam Hussein for 3 years?
Would you rather be a clown
that distracts the bull or the
bull rider on the bull?
Would you rather have a
zombie apocalypse or the
World War III?
Would you rather drink a cup
of spoiled milk or pee your
pants in public?
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