EMBARRASSING MOTHER.

A: Risa,I just saw your mom is so cool that she DRESSES that way she looks so young
and hip.

B: Young? hip? Ugh! She’s so embarrassing. She’s driving me crazy with the way that
she’s always trying to …………. young and talk to you guys about music and stuff.

A: But I don't …………. at all I really like your mom she's fun.

B: It’s Not fun for me it's been crazy ever since her fortieth birthday she's been trying to
act like she's our age or something it's just wrong she wants to go shopping at the same
………… as me and half the time I can't even ………… my fashion magazines because
she ……….. them.

A: Really!

B: She ………… her hair started wearing little tops and short skirts and now she says she
might get a tattoo.

A: No way

B: If she does that I seriously won’t go out in ………… with her anymore.

A: I think it's kind of cool that she wants to be your friend she's a lot ………… than my
mom with her it's always where are you going when you coming back who are you going
with I mean I would love it if she ………… me shopping or asked me for fashion
…………..

B: Yeah but my mom has gone ………… overboard and my dad too. I mean he isn't any
help he says she looks prettier and sexier than ever you would just like a good ……… he
says more d…………. with age. Eeewwww

A: Eeewwww

B: It's disgusting.
Speaker 2:
Three.
Speaker 0:
So glad you finally got a chance to make money because I think I'm falling in love
with him what.
Speaker 2:
You can't really be serious about a guy who wears make up.
Speaker 0:
Why not I mean he's beautiful and and I think that men should be beautiful if they
want to just not sure all you know I okay he was beautiful.
Speaker 2:
And.
Speaker 0:
I don't know if I prefer a guy.
Speaker 2:
Looking beautiful maybe more you know naturally good looking ragged.
Speaker 2:
S. Killin.
Speaker 0:
Well I I mean you wouldn't make up look at you you've got on foundation and
plus you spend on your hands.
Speaker 2:
And.
Speaker 0:
Hour but okay.
Speaker 0:
That's not the point.
Speaker 2:
I'm a woman women wear make up women spend an hour on their hair in the
morning.
Speaker 0:
It's just that's how it is.
Speaker 0:
Came up with the social stereotypes why can't men look beautiful if they want to.
Speaker 2:
I'm so glad you finally got to meet you me because I think I'm falling in love with
her money she doesn't wear any make up well no she doesn't wear make up but
that's okay does not seem new year to you what's wrong with that the problem
with her not wearing makeup she looks so.
Speaker 2:
Beautiful move out and wouldn't she be then more beautiful if she were to wear
make up I mean it's not a question of whether she needs it or not it doesn't it just
strike you as a little while on that she doesn't wear make up well I mean why
should she be forced to wear make up really when you think about it because
that's what women do all but who came up with the social stereotypes why do
women have to wear make up to be considered beautiful.
Speaker 2:
Embarrassing mother.
Speaker 0:
I just saw your mom is so cool that she dresses that way she looks so young and
head.
Speaker 0:
Young here.
Speaker 0:
She's so embarrassing she's driving me crazy with the way they should always
trying to we're young clothes and talk to you guys about music and stuff but I
don't mind at all I really like your mom she's fine.
Speaker 0:
Not fun for me it's been crazy ever since her fortieth birthday she's been trying to
act like she's our age or something it's just wrong she wants to go shopping at
the same stores as me and half the time I can't even find my fashion magazines
because she borrows them really she bleached her hair started wearing little tops
and short skirts and now she says she might get attacked hero no way is she
does that I seriously will go out in public with her anymore I think it's kind of cool
that she wants to be your friend she's a lot better than my mom with her it's
always where are you going when you coming back.
Speaker 2:
Who are you.
Speaker 0:
Going with I mean I would love it if she took me shopping or asked me for fashion
advice yeah but my mom has going completely overboard and my dad too I
mean she isn't any help sue says she looks prettier and sexier than ever you
would just like a good wine he says more delicious with age.
Speaker 0:
It's disgusting.
Speaker 2:
Pierced.
Speaker 2:
Hi Michelle you guys are still going out together yeah we are but.
Speaker 2:
I don't know it's actually getting kind of weird I'm not sure it's gonna laugh are you
serious man you got to find a way to make it last shows awesome she got
everything.
Speaker 0:
She is great it.
Speaker 2:
Really energetic fun to be with and but this is gonna sound stupid way well it's
our piercings yeah also what about a.
Speaker 0:
Well.
Speaker 2:
 The first she got her nose peer call and then belly but her belly button while I
don't know she did that I guess that was okay but then she went got her tongue
pierced I don't know if I can deal with it tongue piercing have yet Kester yet.
Speaker 0:
Yeah I did.
Speaker 2:
Speaker 2:
Cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 0:
Mom I have something exciting to tell you what's up I'm going to have an
operation to get my eyelids fixed what.
Speaker 0:
Are you saying that you're going to get cosmetic surgery at a hospital well it's not
it's not so expensive and it's only my eyelids only your.
Speaker 2:
Eyelids.
Speaker 0:
Yeah it's not like I'm on a you know do anything drastic I'm just gonna fix it so I
can look pretty here.
Speaker 0:
And mom it's my money I've saved it I've been working to save my money and I
it's my body so that explains it that's why you've been working all those jobs
you're beautiful the way you are you look great.
Speaker 0:
But mom boys don't see what you see in me if I look beautiful then you know I'll
be approached by more boys maybe I'll have a chance to get jobs that I wouldn't
be able to if I didn't fix my eyelids honey you should attract people with your inner
beauty your personality your intelligence not your looks mom you don't
understand boys aren't attracted by your intelligence and your wit the first thing
they see is your looks if you're not beautiful they won't approach you at all then
how are they to know if you have wit or intelligence you can't do this mom I'm
doing it whether you like it or not.
Speaker 0:
I think you're making a terrible mistake.
Speaker 2:
And newlyweds.
Speaker 2:
Hey Sam regulations I haven't seen you since you got married how are things
going it's not like I thought it'd be really I thought you were in love the show.
Speaker 2:
She seems like a wonderful person yes she is but but what.
Speaker 0:
She can't cook.
Speaker 2:
Please throw laugh at me I'm serious she cannot cook so what lots of people can
cook no you don't understand I mean.
Speaker 0:
She really can't cook.
Speaker 2:
I mean she tries but she can't even cook rice or make toast without burning it and
she tries to make these special dishes but they're just inedible.
Speaker 2:
Nothing at all like my mother used to make for me well maybe it's just that you
have to get used to her style maybe you should learn to cook ever thought of that
me cook.
Speaker 2:
Come on it's a woman's job.
Speaker 0:
Hi Cheryl.
Speaker 0:
Since you got married congratulations.
Speaker 0:
Well.
Speaker 2:
Not as not as well as I thought.
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